The ugly concubine of the foolish king

Chapter 55, Tou'er=The thief got the imperial edict, Shang Qing'er and Feng Yuchen left the palace smoothly, and left in the direction outside the palace in a carriage.

Steward Mo followed behind the carriage, sighing long and short. He was happy when he entered the palace, but he was scarred when he left the palace.

Fortunately, the imperial physician in the palace had treated the two of them, and it was just some skin trauma. Feng Yuchen's vomiting blood was also due to his internal fire.

"Princess, what's the matter? You were fine when you entered the palace, but now you're back, why are you hurt like this?" It's just that I haven't seen you for a day, and everyone is like this. When Baozhen saw her, she naturally cried. stand up.

Hong Zhuang stood aside, looking at the blood-red clothes on Shang Qing'er, not knowing what to do.

"Miss, if I knew this, I wouldn't let you enter the palace. What do you think of being beaten up?" Hong Zhuang was already in tears, and when she saw this situation, she naturally cried too.

"Don't cry, I'm not dead yet? First, go and carry the prince into the house and give him medicine. It's already the third watch, so go and rest." Shang Qing'er was not happy at first, but now she is even more unhappy. I was worried about Feng Yuchen, so when I spoke, my tone was naturally a bit heavier.

"Baozhen, Hongzhuang, don't cry, go and get the princess's clothes and change them into the princess' clothes. Also, this is the medicine prescribed by the imperial physician in the palace. You belong to a girl's family, so you can help the princess. Put it on. When you sleep at night, be alert and take care of yourself." Butler Mo arranged everything.

"Yes." The two of them agreed, and then went down to fetch water, intending to clean Shang Qing'er's wound.

In the room, only Shang Qing'er was left alone, Feng Yuchen went to Yunhui Hall, and housekeeper Mo took care of her personally.

Shang Qing'er was lying on the bed, the pain in her butt came from time to time, when she was in the palace just now, she was still able to hold on, but now that she returned to the palace, she felt more and more pain.

Hongzhuang and Baozhen went for a long time, but they still didn't come back. Shang Qing'er was about to call someone, when an unfamiliar girl pushed the door and entered, holding a basin of clear water in her hand.After entering the door, he actually raised his feet and closed the door with a bang. That action was extremely frivolous, and Shang Qing'er couldn't help but look at her a few more times.

This girl is quite tall. According to visual inspection, she must be as tall as 1.8 meters. Moreover, she is tall and thick, and the girl's clothes on her body obviously cannot cover her body.

"I've seen the concubine, and sister Baozhen was anxious, so she sent a servant to scratch the concubine. The name of the servant is Tou'er, she is transparent." The way this girl winked made Shang Qing'er feel that she must have no good intentions. of.

"Tuo'er?" Shang Qing'er thought about it, there really isn't a girl named Tou'er in this palace.

"Princess, lie down, I'll take off your pants for you." After saying that, To'er reached out to uncover Shang Qing'er's clothes, and Shang Qing'er held her hand down.

These hands are so huge that they don't look like a woman's hands at all. Moreover, when Shang Qing'er turned her head to look at her, she saw a big Adam's apple on his neck.

"Who are you? Why did you sneak into my palace?" Shang Qing'er said bluntly, and she could see that this girl was a master disguised as a woman.Moreover, it is definitely not a member of the palace.

People in the palace usually don't address themselves by me when they reply to their master. This is a big taboo, but this person has committed such a big taboo.

"The servant girl is Touer, it's really Touer." The man said in an obvious tone of voice, and Shang Qinger really didn't dare to compliment his skill in dressing up as a man.

"Tou'er? What is Tou'er? I think you are a thief." Shang Qing'er retorted directly. Last night, she scolded Junzi Liangshang for half the night. Thinking about it, even if he turned into ashes, she could recognize him of.

"Where are there thieves? Where are there thieves, my concubine, I'm so scared..." The gentleman on the beam, when he heard that Shang Qing'er recognized him, he didn't want to admit it, so he pretended.

"Okay, my concubine is not in the mood to make fun of you now. Tell me, what are you doing in my Fifth Prince's Mansion? I have told you that there is nothing valuable here. You should go quickly." Shang Qing'er was very annoyed. up.Another one, the pain on the buttocks seems to be getting worse.

"Shang Xiaoniu, you are so boring. Thanks to the makeup I put on for a long time, I still let you recognize it. It's not fun, not fun at all." Women's clothing, taking the steps of men.

"Just your makeup, is it called makeup? I think it's obviously pretending. Even if a hanged ghost puts on rouge, it will look hundreds of times better than you." What Shang Qinger said was really unpleasant.

"Shang Qing'er, are you so hurtful?" The thief was still angry.

"What do you always come to my Fifth Prince's Mansion? Didn't I tell you that there is no money here. I am a dignified princess, and I always quarrel with a thief. How is this proper? Go away, go away." Shang Qing'er supported him.

"I won't leave, I have something to tell you." The gentleman on the beam unexpectedly sat down beside Shang Qing'er, and he couldn't be pushed away no matter how hard he tried, it seemed that he planned to make a long stake.

"If you don't leave, I'll be called Hongzhuang and Baozhen. At that time, my family will think that an assassin is here, and stab you to death with random swords." Shang Qing'er exaggerated.

"I bah, your house, your house, what's the matter with your house? Isn't the young master still coming and going freely? Shang Qing'er, don't blow it up. If you make a mistake, you have to play it again. At this time, your red makeup And Baozhen, I'm afraid they are sleeping soundly under the blanket." This gentleman on the beam is very familiar with the affairs of the Five Princes' Mansion, it seems that he has figured out everything.

"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of your fart. My whole body is hurt at the moment, and I am in a bad mood. If you are scolding, change the time, ouch..." Shang Qing'er lay on the bed, just moved her body, and her buttocks The pain came straight at her, and no matter how strong she was, she still screamed.

"Okay, okay, for the sake of your pain, I will give you some medicine first, and treat it as a member of the Gang of Helping Beggars." After Liang Shangjun finished speaking, he took out a piece of medicine from his sleeve. A small bottle of plaster, and went to uncover Shang Qing'er's clothes.

"Go away, don't you know the difference between men and women? How did your mother teach you?" Shang Qing'er folded her body, pulled up the brocade quilt, and wrapped it around her body.

"My mother didn't teach me well, she taught me to be a gentleman on the beam, but even that, it's better than when your mother was raped by someone else?" , Duo Duo's overwhelming momentum is relatively obvious.

"You kid, keep talking nonsense, that old bastard is not my mother, so what does it have to do with me?" Shang Qing'er said bluntly. "You boy, just say what you have to say, and let go if you have to fart, don't treat my Fifth Prince's Mansion as an inn." Shang Qing'er was so annoyed, she had nothing to do with this gentleman on Liangshang.

In the dead of night, if someone else saw it, maybe they would pour some dirty water on her again.

"Okay, okay, let me say it's business. Didn't you point me to a way to make money? I'm here to repay your favor. Tonight, I entered the Three Princes' Mansion at night and took something by the way. It is estimated to be about 200 million taels." , How much do you want?" Thief made a gesture, which meant to tell Shang Qinger that he had made a big deal.

"Where did you steal it? Three Princes' Mansion?" Shang Qing'er laughed, this Feng Yuliang was bullying her in the palace, but he didn't know that his house had been ransacked.

"That's right, otherwise, who else would have so much money, wouldn't they?" Thief replied quite innocently.

"That's right, I don't want your money, it's your labor income, it has nothing to do with me, just take your money, take your medicine, and just get out." Shang Qinger thought the same thing, directly So the eviction order was issued.

"Miss Shang, aren't you so unreasonable? I sent you money, and you still scold me?" Liang Shangjun was furious.

"Did I know you before? I don't think I have anything to do with you. Besides, I don't even know your name. Can you do it with less?" Shang Qing'er didn't have a good word.

"Who says we don't know each other? We've known each other for a long time, just me, me, my name is Ling Feifei, you really don't know each other anymore? Don't you remember?" Liang Shangjunzi sat in front of Shang Qing'er, trying to show himself, thinking Let Shang Qing'er recognize him.

"I'm sorry, I really don't know you. When I got on the sedan chair, I knocked my head and lost my memory. I can't remember you. You'd better go quickly and don't bother me, okay, Ling Feifei?" Qing'er resisted the pain and spoke.

"Let me tell you, Miss Shang, you really don't want this money? You don't want this medicine either?" Ling Feifei raised the bank note and ointment in her hand and said to Shang Qing'er. "This medicine is extracted from Snow Lotus in Tianshan Mountain. It is extremely precious. Presumably, there are not many bottles in the world. I heard that it has excellent curative effect on trauma. If you use it on the body on the same day, the pain will be gone the next day. It will not take more than ten days. All good, no scars left, ouch, you said such a good medicine, but some people don't want it, and some people have a grudge against money, and they don't accept the money when it's delivered to them. The world is really changing, and more and more fools A lot."

Hearing his sarcastic words, Shang Qing'er felt uncomfortable on both sides. Isn't this a blatant scolding of her and Feng Yuliang?

"You two are really interesting, one knocked his head and lost his memory, the other knocked his head, stupid, this really is a couple, girl Shang, if you don't want to have anything to do with me, why don't you make up such a lame reason? If you still have amnesia, only a fool will believe it." Ling Feifei sat beside Shang Qinger, whimpering endlessly.

"That's right, who has a grudge against money? It's agreed, give me 60% of my share, 3 taels, let you take advantage of [-] taels, and we are also considered partners, give me this medicine Do it." Shang Qing'er herself is not afraid of any pain.She was just worried about Feng Yuchen, so she wanted this bottle of medicine right now.

"Then you call me nice, and I'll give it to you right away." Ling Feifei is still playing tricks at this moment.

"Ling Feifei." Shang Qing'er threw out these three words.

"It doesn't sound good, it's like this, you learn how I call it, Feifei..." Ling Feifei intentionally lengthened her own ending sound, imitating Shang Qinger's listening.

"Bah, I'm still flying... It's disgusting. Let me tell you, don't be shy, just steal a few taels of silver? As for being so arrogant, you have the ability to steal someone back for this princess, then I I really admire you." Shang Qing'er looked at Ling Feifei's disgusting look, and said mockingly.

As soon as Ling Feifei heard about stealing people, he became interested. There are ways to steal people, but he has never tried it. After all, there is still no essential difference between stealing people and stealing people.

He loves money, but he gets it in a proper way. It's hard to say that it's stealing people. If it spreads out, I don't know how it will ruin his reputation in the way.

"I love money, not sex. I'm sorry, but we won't do the work of stealing people." Ling Feifei stood up, threw the bank note in his hand in front of Shang Qinger, and then threw the bottle of medicine into her pocket. In front of her, slapping her with a cane is slapping her mouth, but you can't just watch her suffer for nothing, right?

"I'm talking about stealing people, I'm not stealing people, I'm not trying to make you learn to be bad..." It's okay if Shang Qing'er doesn't explain, but once she explains, she can't explain clearly anymore. "What I mean is, let me make a bet with you, can you bring a woman from the palace to me, and then send her back without anyone noticing, how about it?" Shang Qing'er lay on her stomach and discussed with him.

"Why should I listen to you? I think I, Ling Feifei, can be regarded as a famous figure in the Jianghu, how can I let you, an ugly girl, be at the mercy of you?" Ling Feifei didn't do it anymore.

"Ling Feifei, you gave me money just now, which shows that we are partners. Why, your partner has something to do for you, and you still procrastinate. You are not a buddy." Shang Qing'er Enduring the pain, she rolled her eyes at him. "If you don't go, take your money, get out, and then, don't come again. Tomorrow, I will send someone to the Yamen to report to the official, saying that you, Ling Feifei, stole into the Five Princes' Mansion and took all the 200 million taels of silver notes from my Palace. Stolen." Shang Qing'er said directly with a cold face.

Ling Feifei's eyes were wide open, he looked at Shang Qing'er in disbelief, this bragging is too big.

"Shang Xiaoxiao, it's just your ruined mansion, and you still have 200 million taels? Do you see if anyone wants 100 million taels? Besides, what is your palace so poor? Do you have 200 million taels of silver notes? You are clearly trying to trick me. Together." Ling Feifei finally understood, but women and villains are difficult to raise, there is still a certain basis for this statement.

"Do you know if I have it? Besides, the palace we entered today, the emperor rewarded us with the five princes' mansion, how about it? What are you doing to me? I don't believe it. Give us money from the Fifth Prince's Mansion, and lend him courage." Shang Qing'er's words are not bragging, at this time, the Empress Dowager has a new story, who would dare to ask the emperor about it.

"Based on that, I have to go." Ling Feifei didn't understand, he was always scheming others, but let a woman do it.

"Otherwise, what do you think you are? If you don't go, one, the yamen will not let you go, and two, when people in the Jianghu hear that you have so much money, it is inevitable that they will be distorted when they see the money. When the time comes, you will be slaughtered with a knife, and the money will belong to others. Then, throw your body into the wolf's den, and let you die in the wilderness. I think, you are such a smart person, a person who knows current affairs is a hero , you still obey my intention." Shang Qing'er giggled, and there was an obvious sense of annihilation in her smile.

"Do you dare not have such a vicious mouth?" Ling Feifei looked at Shang Qing'er, how could such vicious words come from the mouth of a dignified princess?

"Don't dare, I'm most annoyed by a big old man who pretends to be like a woman in front of me. If you can't do it, just say you can't do it. Don't be so crooked, can you do it?" Shang Qing Er used the aggressive method again.

"Am I pretending to be a bitch? Compared to your silly king, I'm far behind," Ling Feifei mentioned Feng Yuchen.

"Don't mention him, you can't be compared with him." Shang Qing'er squinted at Ling Feifei.

"Why can't they be compared? Aren't they all human?" Ling Feifei objected, it's only been a few days, it's impossible for this stupid woman to fall in love with that stupid and surprisingly stupid prince.

"It's true, if he is stupid, you are also stupid? It doesn't matter if he pretends to be stupid. If you don't pretend to be stupid, you will be doing something." Shang Qing'er's words hit the point, and a fool Than stupid, isn't this obviously belittling yourself?

"That's right, I'm not stupid, am I? But, if I go to help you with things, and I am unconditional, wouldn't I be stupid?" Ling Feifei was unwilling to be ordered by this girl.

"After you finish this matter, I'll show you a way to make money. At that time, we'll still split between three and seven, you seven and me three, how about it?" Shang Qing'er used both hard and soft tactics. Use it.

"Alright, a gentleman loves money. I am a gentleman, so I naturally love money." Ling Feifei searched and searched, and finally found such a reason.

"Gentleman? Pooh, you don't want to raise your status. Let me tell you whether you want to go or not." Shang Qing'er continued to provoke him.

"The gentleman on Liang is also a gentleman. Seeing that you have given me so many good conditions, I will agree to you. I will go and bring you someone. You can rest and recuperate. Within ten days, someone will bring you out. "Ling Feifei wiped her nose, made a rather obscene gesture, and flew away.

Watching Ling Feifei leave, Shang Qing'er suddenly felt very helpless, lying on the bed like this, unable to move yet, and her ideas were too far behind.

However, if she can exchange this beating for the peace of her conscience, that would be considered good.At the very least, this would make Feng Yuchen's life easier. Thinking of Feng Yuchen's silly smile, Shang Qing'er felt that the grievances she had suffered were no longer grievances at all.

The next day, the imperial decree of the Empress Dowager's death was sent to every corner of the feudal kingdom.The whole country mourns.Three days later, the empress dowager was buried. The emperor and empress were in poor health and could not go out of the palace. The third prince and concubine helped the spirit, accompanied by all the princes and ministers, and went down to the imperial mausoleum to be buried with the late emperor.The fifth prince and the princess insisted on sending the queen mother into the spirit regardless of their physical condition, crying all the way, affectionate and touching, and it became a good story for a while.

Since then, people have believed in family affection again.

Five days later, another imperial decree was issued, posthumously conferring the posthumous title of Empress Jingduan Shumin Xiaozhi.It is enshrined by later generations.