lying down

This sound was a slap in the face, Ouyang Yu wanted to refute, but after thinking for a while, he felt that it's not good to be stiff after all, this is the old lady's birthday party, so it's not easy to disturb it, so he took a deep breath and pretended he didn't hear it.

It's just that if the tiger doesn't show its power, it will be regarded as a sick cat.

When Tian Feng saw Ouyang Yu, he didn't refute, thinking that he was guilty.Regardless of everyone's faces, he continued with a chuckle: "How can you compare yourself to my family with muddy legs? It's only right to go home and study a lot!"

Ouyang Yu was about to get up, but he didn't want Zhang Wei, who was sitting next to Tian Feng, to stand up, tugged at Tian Feng's sleeve and said, "Brother Tian Feng, you were originally from a family in the south of the Yangtze River, and you were famous as a Confucian at that time. It's the birthday of the governor's mother, and the picture you presented just now is hard to find, but you came from a long way, did you just show off this hand? On this auspicious day, why not show off your unique skills of drawing with both hands. Fan, can I make a birthday picture for the old birthday star on the spot, and let me wait and see?"

After Zhang Wei finished speaking, everyone clamored for good, Ouyang Yu could only endure it.

Hearing what Zhang Wei said, Na Tian Feng felt relieved, half of his dissatisfaction just disappeared, he felt that everyone still knows a lot, and his talent will eventually be appreciated by others.Opened his mouth and said: "Okay! Tian is showing his shame today, and he will draw a picture for the old birthday star on the spot! Take a pair of pens and paper to grind!"

Xu Shiji was unhappy when he saw Tian Feng, but after all, he was a guest invited to celebrate his birthday, and he was a well-known Confucian from a family, so it's not good to make him lose face.Winking at the butler, the butler took two servants to fetch pens, inks, papers and inkstones.

After a while, the housekeeper fetched the things.Tian Feng held a brush in each of his left and right hands, and asked the servant to carry out the painting, without putting it on the table, he picked up the brush and began to draw.

Everyone watched carefully with their eyes closed, only to see that he was painting with both hands, and the content of the painting was different, from light to thick, with a sharp edge and a hook, as if there was a divine help in writing, under his pen, a pine and a crane jumped on the paper, vivid and lively, Ancient.When the painting was finished, Tian Feng laughed out loud, threw the two pens on the ground, turned around and returned to his seat.

Everyone looked at the painting made on the spot, explained and applauded, and all the officials at the table with him applauded hard.

Ouyang Yu thought to himself, this person really has some skills, but seeing his coquettish appearance, Ouyang Yu couldn't bring up the feeling of admiration.

The old lady was not happy, she thought to my birthday, you are reprimanding and throwing pens, you really don't take yourself seriously, it seems that you are not young anymore, you are already in your early forties, is it possible that this Have lived to the dog at the age?

Xu Shiji's eyes were cold, this crazy student was really annoying, he didn't care about it at all, and even a bit overwhelming.

Seeing the reaction of their mother and son, the old man next to him stroked his beard and smiled, then shook his head and signaled not to worry about it.

Zhang Wei patted Tian Feng's hand and said, "Brother Tian, ​​you're amazing, you're really amazing! Why don't the four of us at the table have a drinking order, first to make everyone smile, and second to celebrate Brother Tian's masterpiece, okay? "

An official next to him said, "It's just who will be the commander?"

Zhang Wei laughed loudly and said, "Brother Tian!" Everyone nodded in agreement.

Tian Fengwei did not give in, and did not refuse, he said with a smile: "Very well, I will presume! But if anyone can't answer, they will be punished with three glasses of wine!"

"Must have! Must have!"

Tian Feng glanced outside the hall, stroked his beard and said: "At the beginning, let's do a simple thing, use 'Dong' to compose poems or words, if you can't do it after three drinks, you will lose!"

As soon as Ouyang Yu heard that "Dong" was used as a poem, he immediately thought of the famous doggerel: "The country is a generalization, the well has black holes, the black dog has white body, and the white dog has swollen body." Thinking of the funny part, he was actually "pu chi "There was a sound of music.

At this time, everyone's eyes were on Tian Feng's table, listening carefully.Tian Feng was also enjoying the feeling of attention from all eyes, but he didn't want someone to laugh first before the poem was written, and this smile immediately touched his sensitive nerves.He stood up with a whoosh, "Who is it, who was it just now? Which famous person looks down on Tian, ​​stand up and speak!"

Ouyang Yu sat there, watching Tian Feng's performance, and thought to himself: "This guy is too neurotic. I have endured several times, and he has become more and more crazy. Don't you hear that 'barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes'? Lao Tzu Let me make you famous today! Be a veritable celebrity!"

"I can't afford the title of 'celebrity'. I'm just a grassroots person. Over the past few years, there have been so many celebrities. I can't even count them. Alas, I won't join in the fun." Ouyang Yu got up slowly , said casually in his mouth.

Not far away, the "big eyelid" brother saw that Ouyang Yu had finally erupted, so he quickly sat down, his neck stretched out, for fear of missing every detail.

Ouyang Yu was in the room of Tianfeng again, he got angry from it, opened his mouth and cursed: "You lowly people, you have vulgar words! You are not worthy of talking to my family, you must be the governor if you are here today Your Excellency’s special grace, you don’t know how to cherish it, and you are here to show off your skills and tongue! Do you really think I can’t scold you?”

"Aristocratic family? Strange skills and ingenuity? You presumptuously claim to be a celebrity, let me ask you, have you ever thought that your ancestors were from a noble family 1 years ago!?" Ouyang Yu got angry and walked out of his seat for a few minutes The first step is a sonorous question!

"Uh, me, how do I know?" Tian Feng had never thought about this question before, but suddenly he was asked, but he couldn't answer it, which inevitably weakened his momentum.

Ouyang Yu took another two steps forward, pointed at Tian Feng and asked, "I'm humble? I'm skilled and promiscuous? In your eyes, don't you think that what you wear and what you eat are all unbearable things? Let alone the weapons of the army , the facilities of the people's livelihood, and the development of the country, which one has left the so-called "skills and obscenity" in your mouth? Could it be that in your eyes, the aristocratic family and reading are all you have? Sad!"

Tian Feng was so asked that he didn't know how to answer. In fact, he had asked himself this question before, but it was much better to enjoy the status of a scholar and aristocratic family than to recognize the reality. "you you!"

"What me? You still say my language is vulgar! Well, let's have a competition, and it's a joy for everyone!" After saying that, Ouyang Yu walked to Tian Feng's table, ignoring all the etiquette, and grabbed the wine The pot took a few sips.

"You come first! If you can beat me, I'll put my brain in the barrel of night incense and play football for you!" Tian Feng was so angry that he didn't have time to conceive poems, so he had to let Ouyang Yu come first .

Ouyang Yu really didn't want to plagiarize the poems of historical celebrities, but for this sake, even a man can't admit defeat, he glanced at Tian Feng, and said softly: "Plum snow is fighting for the spring, but the scholar has not paid for the review. Meixu is three points inferior to snow, but snow is less fragrant than plum!"

"Nice poem!"

"Wonderful! This young man is amazing!"

Tian Feng didn't expect Ouyang Yu to come as soon as he opened his mouth, he was shocked, he hurriedly said: "Not tactful enough!"

Ouyang Yu scolded the shameless man in his heart, before he finished speaking, he opened his mouth and said: "The sound of returning home cuts off the remnant clouds and green, while the snow falls on the back window and the smoke rises from the furnace. The phoenix hairpin at the bottom of the candle is bright, and the head of the hairpin is lighter than the sound of the horn. Cue the dawn, and the dawn will return to the bullfight. The spring is hard to see flowers, and the west wind keeps the old cold."

"This, this..." Tian Feng's mouth was already trembling, he couldn't think of any poems to refute the words of the poem, he was anxious, his forehead was sweating, he looked at Ouyang Yu, then at Zhang Wei, I don't know what to do.

Xu Shijie and his parents watched from above, but their hearts were full of laughter, why aren't you a madman anymore?

Don't get up and said: "Brother Tian, ​​what status are you, what are you arguing with him, you don't have to insult your reputation."

When Tian Feng heard this, he wanted to go down the donkey, but he thought that if he sat down, he would lose. How many people heard the promise to put his head in the toilet?Standing there, neither sitting nor not sitting, finally a few people got up around and pulled him to sit down, his face was already red and purple.

Ouyang Yu walked up to the old lady and said: "Old birthday boy, I was so rude just now, I hope you will forgive me!"

The old lady narrowed her eyes and said with a smile: "I'm very happy, I'm fine, you just drink, drink a lot today!"

Everyone seemed to have forgotten the fight just now, and all the cups and cups were intertwined and lively.

Ouyang Yu and Ge Ye walked out alone after drinking two cups. His behavior just now was indeed a bit excessive, but it's definitely not in his character to be patient again and again, "Whatever?" Ouyang Yu walked around, Want to clear my head.

"Miss, did you see that Brother Ouyang was so amazing just now! Even you applauded!" This was obviously Xia He's voice.

Ouyang Yu is currently in a small garden, through some dead branches and leaves, he can faintly see Di Xue and Xia He walking in the garden, Ouyang Yu simply stands in the bushes and does not make a sound, listen These two little girls want to say something bad about themselves.

"Xia He, I understand what you mean. You have been with me since childhood and love you like a sister. You don't have to be so evasive when you say these words. He does have some talents, and he may be valued by the governor, but he is a commoner after all. I won't agree..." Di Xue stood in front of the dead branch, her back turned to herself, and she didn't know what expression she had.

"Miss, Wu Yuanshuang is just a young man with no skin. He'er didn't see it before, but now...Miss should understand what I mean. Think of Ouyang Yu, who is capable of both literature and martial arts, and is also handsome. Dare to take responsibility, that's a man! He's casual and considerate, very approachable, a hundred times better than that Mr. Wu!" After speaking, he pursed his lips, his eyes were empty, as if he was recalling something.

Ouyang Yu hid to the side, already in a bad mood, when someone made a fuss about this aristocratic commoner over and over again, he was extremely agitated.

"Oh, even, even if I...forget it, it's impossible..." Di Xue pulled Xia He away gradually.