lying down
【143】Small test
Ge Ye was dragged by Ouyang and turned into a remote alley, with a puzzled face.He lowered his voice and asked, "What are you doing?"
Ouyang said with a smile: "Brother, you can just pretend to be deaf and dumb. Don't worry about anything, just watch the show. I'll take care of the rest." After saying that, he squatted down, brushed away the snow under his feet, and found a semi-dry place. Grabbing the slush in his hand, he raised his hand and wiped it away at Ge Ye.
"Hey, hey? Hey! Eighth brother, even if I pretend to be deaf and dumb, I don't need to wipe this dirty mud, right? My adoptive mother just made this dress a while ago, it's new!" Ge Ye hurriedly reached out to block it , for fear of splashing a little bit of dirty mud.
When Ouyang saw it, he wiped some on his clothes, trouser legs, shoe edges and uppers, and then wiped a few light strokes on his chin and face, so skillfully that Ge Ye thought it was the person standing in front of him. is a mason.
Mr. Ouyang Ou said quietly: "Oh, it's fine if you don't wipe it off, but don't put the three of you together in our 'special forces'." After saying that, he grabbed Xuejie's hand and walked away.
Ge Ye became anxious when he heard that, he opened his arms to stop Ouyang, and said fiercely: "Stinky boy, wipe it off, brother's handsome image in this life will be ruined by you! Life, suffering!" He pretended to sigh a few times , closed his eyes and raised his head, posing as if he was looking forward to death.
Ouyang laughed straight at the sight, he didn't talk nonsense, he grabbed the mud and wiped it three times, five times, five times and two times, and his movements were very neat.
The two took a break for a cup of tea, and at the corner of the alley, they carefully observed the building terrain around Yishenglan.After watching, he walked towards the main entrance.
At this time, Ouyang shrank his neck, his brows were deeply wrinkled, and there were a few inconspicuous half-dried mud on his face and body, he looked like a farm boy who came on the road.
"Boom—boom——" Ouyang slapped the door of the restaurant hurriedly, so hard that the snow on the top of the door fell down.
After clapping a few times, no one answered, but Ouyang listened carefully to the movement in the restaurant with his ears closed. There were a few faint footsteps, but the door still didn't open!This abnormal sign matches the information given by the governor, there is really something wrong with this restaurant.
Ouyang wanted to laugh in his heart, so if you have the ability, use it up, and see how long you frightened birds can keep their heads back.
After thinking about it, he stretched out his palms and turned into a fist, banging on the wooden door with a "bang bang".The movement was so loud that the few passers-by on the side of the road thought that he had something to do with the restaurant, and that he was such a bitter and hated man.
Ouyang took ten or so shots and put it on the door to listen. He only heard that there were a lot more footsteps this time. Although he tried his best to suppress it, it couldn't stand the crowd and it was still noisy, which passed directly into his ears.
"Who!? What kind of filming for Chinese New Year? Can you afford to pay for the broken door?" A mid-air shout came, and it sounded really impatient and angry like an ordinary restaurant shopkeeper. no difference.
The sound of "hula la" was heard, and the door of Yishenglan Restaurant was opened, and a 35-year-old man walked out of it. His skin was yellow and white, and he had high eyebrows and deep eyes. Wearing an authentic Turkic costume, it also looks quite luxurious.
He faked a big yawn, but took advantage of the situation to sweep Ouyang up and down.Impatiently said: "Today is the new year, all the restaurants will be closed, don't you know? Leave as soon as you have nothing to do, I am trapped to death."
The middle-aged Turkic man who looked very much like the shopkeeper was about to turn around and close the door, Ouyang grabbed his sleeve and said excitedly: "Shopkeeper, please do me a favor, my father has been seriously ill for a long time, already, already... ...He lay on the bed and said that his wish was not fulfilled, so he just wanted to eat the small dishes from your shop and drink the fine wine from your shop again, otherwise, otherwise he..." His voice was choked up, but it was true Squeeze out tears.
Although Ge Ye stood aside and bowed his head, he never missed a single detail of the scene.Although his face was pale, he was both amused and admired in his heart: this kid is too damn capable of pretending, and the pretending is too similar, he can even shed tears and snot, what a talent!
"Don't talk about it!" The man in the restaurant didn't deny that he was the "treasurer" in Ouyang's mouth, and hurriedly took a step back.I'm afraid that the dried mud on Ouyang's hands and face will fall and dirty him.
The shopkeeper saw Ouyang crying really well, maybe he really was a kid who knocked on the door frantically when he was buying wine and vegetables in the New Year's Eve.The vigilance in my heart gradually decreased, but I still probed: "Where is your home, I will ask someone to send it to you."
Upon hearing this, Ouyang quickly wiped away his tears and snot with his sleeve, and kept bowing and bowing: "Thank you, shopkeeper, thank you, shopkeeper! You are really a bodhisattva, my house is just two miles away from the North City Gate. The top of the mountain is almost here. The mountains are snowy and there are wild beasts infesting. Uncle rushed to the city with me at dawn, and even the clothes and trousers my mother made for me for the New Year were soiled. Dad—— You can hold on, the kind shopkeeper will help us deliver hot food and drinks..." After finishing speaking, he choked up a few more times.
When the shopkeeper heard this, he was completely vigilant. The clothes and mud and snow marks of the boy in front of him were not far from what he said, so it should be true.But he will send someone to deliver food and wine?Still hot?Silly boy dreaming.
"Wait a minute, I'll go see if the restaurant guy who hasn't come home is up. I was exhausted after cleaning up the dirt in the building last night. But the cook is gone, so I can't cook fresh dishes for you. Tell me the name of the wine you want."
Ouyang nodded hurriedly: "As long as there is wine, as long as there is wine! But, what is the name of the wine? It's called... cough, I was in a hurry, and I forgot along the way! I just remember Dad saying sweet and sour , What should I do?! I’m so anxious!” He beat his chest and stomped his feet to look anxious and depressed, while stealthily peeking into the restaurant.
After sweeping the room, the layout of the restaurant was deeply imprinted in my heart.
"Sweet and sour? Kid, is it Yuhua red wine? You can't remember things at such a young age, what will you do in the future? But, you look like someone who has never drunk good wine, am I right!?" The shopkeeper He looked at Ouyang He and the people behind him with contempt, all of them were made of coarse linen, rough skin, and faint calluses on their palms, they didn't look like a master of enjoyment.
But he ignored the fact that there are at least two types of people in this world whose hands are full of calluses. The first type is of course farmers with their backs to the sky and the ground, and the other type is either soldiers or soldiers. This ignorance is fatal.
"That's right! It's that jade flower, no wonder my father called me a pig's brain!" Ouyang agreed, while groping for a silver nugget the size of a finger and a dozen pieces of silver from his bosom. He asked pitifully, "Shopkeeper, my father is seriously ill and can't say much. I didn't say how much the food and drink cost. I came in a hurry. I only have this piece of silver that my father hid in the yard urn. Don't know if it's enough?"
After all, he held it in his hands carefully and handed it over, for fear of losing the money and not enough money to do things.
Ge Ye already had the urge to kneel down and worship: This kid's acting is too similar, right?It was more realistic than the best actors he had ever seen.If it was changed to the time when he didn't know him before, he would definitely be deceived by the scene in front of him.But now he can only bear the smile hard, pretending to be sad and sad.
The shopkeeper looked at it and grinned.He thought to himself that the door was not opened in vain this morning, this kid gave him inexplicable satisfaction and vanity back and forth.He reached out to take the money and weighed it in his hand. It was about seven silver coins and thirteen or four copper coins, which were enough to buy two bottles of wine.However, he curled his lips and said: "To make the New Year auspicious, it depends on your filial piety. Let me charge you less money! Otherwise, your money may be worth half a bottle, just wait here!" , turned around and went in.
Ouyang raised his eyes and peeked through the crack of the door, only to see shadows in the passage from the hall to the backyard, which disappeared after a while.Immediately turned his head and said: "This restaurant really has a mystery."
I don't want Ge Ye to lower her head, but her lips moved, and she muttered in a voice that the two of them could hear: "Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, I admire you!"
The two looked at each other, held back their smiles, and waited quietly at the door...
Diagonally opposite Yishenglan Restaurant, there is a two-story street-facing building built by wealthy households in the city.
A window on the second floor was slightly open, but the person standing behind the window was not the owner of the small building, but Xu Shiji, governor of Bingzhou.
He stood quietly in front of the window, with a group of generals and captains standing behind him, but they all came in casual clothes.
Everything that happened in front of the Yishenglan Restaurant just now caught his eyes at all, and during the period, personal guards came in from time to time to report various details to him.There are several masters in his personal guards, who can listen to the conversation between Ouyang and the three of them verbatim from a safe distance of several feet, and then relay it verbatim to the governor.
A strange smile gradually appeared on Xu Shiji's face, and he pointed to Liu Yuxuan and said, "Yuxuan, based on your experience in the army for more than ten years, if you regard the incident facing that boy Ouyang tomorrow as a war, can you fight in the battle?" Can you detect the enemy's situation so well before? And you, don't stand there like logs, use your brains to answer my questions."
The generals behind listened, you looked at me, I looked at you, and they didn't make a sound.
Seeing this, Liu Yuxuan didn't want to let the Dudu's question become cold, so he continued, "Dudu, isn't it different? War is war, and thousands of soldiers are fighting for blood every now and then. How can the character you gave him this time? Compared with war?" Everyone saw him speak, except for two or three people who were silent, they all hurriedly echoed.
Xu Shiji suddenly turned around, and smashed the "bang" on the window lattice in a circle, with regret and anger on his face, he said angrily: "You are either a captain or a general of an army. You have experienced a lot of battles. Have you ever thought about this?" Do you want to be a coach one day? You have no courage, but you only know how to use the life of my Tang soldier Erlang to dye the color of your official robes?
He even said to me, 'How can it be compared with war'! Do you understand the four words 'Jianweizhizhu'?What is the use of having a brain, eyes, and ears?Can you guys do this right after you got the order?Let me answer for you, no!This is simply a joke. My great Tang Dynasty will rely on you to support me in the future. Think about it!If he couldn't figure it out, he changed his military rank and went home to farm! "
The generals and school had never seen such a temper tantrum from the governor, they didn't dare to vent their anger, and cold sweat ran down their backs, soaking through their underwear.The atmosphere in the room was tense as if it was about to explode.
Seeing everyone trembling, he turned around with a soft "hum" and continued to look out the window.Everyone felt a strong 'anger is indisputable' from this "hum".
Xu Shiji frowned and closed his eyes, suppressing the anger in his heart, and said softly: "Maybe I shouldn't force you, but you have to be open-minded and keep learning. Otherwise, you will be stuck with the word 'general' for the rest of your life. Think about Ouyang's matter after you go back, and you will gain something. Sigh..."
There was indescribable loneliness and disappointment in the words.
"Captain!—" All the generals knelt down with shame on their faces.
Ouyang said with a smile: "Brother, you can just pretend to be deaf and dumb. Don't worry about anything, just watch the show. I'll take care of the rest." After saying that, he squatted down, brushed away the snow under his feet, and found a semi-dry place. Grabbing the slush in his hand, he raised his hand and wiped it away at Ge Ye.
"Hey, hey? Hey! Eighth brother, even if I pretend to be deaf and dumb, I don't need to wipe this dirty mud, right? My adoptive mother just made this dress a while ago, it's new!" Ge Ye hurriedly reached out to block it , for fear of splashing a little bit of dirty mud.
When Ouyang saw it, he wiped some on his clothes, trouser legs, shoe edges and uppers, and then wiped a few light strokes on his chin and face, so skillfully that Ge Ye thought it was the person standing in front of him. is a mason.
Mr. Ouyang Ou said quietly: "Oh, it's fine if you don't wipe it off, but don't put the three of you together in our 'special forces'." After saying that, he grabbed Xuejie's hand and walked away.
Ge Ye became anxious when he heard that, he opened his arms to stop Ouyang, and said fiercely: "Stinky boy, wipe it off, brother's handsome image in this life will be ruined by you! Life, suffering!" He pretended to sigh a few times , closed his eyes and raised his head, posing as if he was looking forward to death.
Ouyang laughed straight at the sight, he didn't talk nonsense, he grabbed the mud and wiped it three times, five times, five times and two times, and his movements were very neat.
The two took a break for a cup of tea, and at the corner of the alley, they carefully observed the building terrain around Yishenglan.After watching, he walked towards the main entrance.
At this time, Ouyang shrank his neck, his brows were deeply wrinkled, and there were a few inconspicuous half-dried mud on his face and body, he looked like a farm boy who came on the road.
"Boom—boom——" Ouyang slapped the door of the restaurant hurriedly, so hard that the snow on the top of the door fell down.
After clapping a few times, no one answered, but Ouyang listened carefully to the movement in the restaurant with his ears closed. There were a few faint footsteps, but the door still didn't open!This abnormal sign matches the information given by the governor, there is really something wrong with this restaurant.
Ouyang wanted to laugh in his heart, so if you have the ability, use it up, and see how long you frightened birds can keep their heads back.
After thinking about it, he stretched out his palms and turned into a fist, banging on the wooden door with a "bang bang".The movement was so loud that the few passers-by on the side of the road thought that he had something to do with the restaurant, and that he was such a bitter and hated man.
Ouyang took ten or so shots and put it on the door to listen. He only heard that there were a lot more footsteps this time. Although he tried his best to suppress it, it couldn't stand the crowd and it was still noisy, which passed directly into his ears.
"Who!? What kind of filming for Chinese New Year? Can you afford to pay for the broken door?" A mid-air shout came, and it sounded really impatient and angry like an ordinary restaurant shopkeeper. no difference.
The sound of "hula la" was heard, and the door of Yishenglan Restaurant was opened, and a 35-year-old man walked out of it. His skin was yellow and white, and he had high eyebrows and deep eyes. Wearing an authentic Turkic costume, it also looks quite luxurious.
He faked a big yawn, but took advantage of the situation to sweep Ouyang up and down.Impatiently said: "Today is the new year, all the restaurants will be closed, don't you know? Leave as soon as you have nothing to do, I am trapped to death."
The middle-aged Turkic man who looked very much like the shopkeeper was about to turn around and close the door, Ouyang grabbed his sleeve and said excitedly: "Shopkeeper, please do me a favor, my father has been seriously ill for a long time, already, already... ...He lay on the bed and said that his wish was not fulfilled, so he just wanted to eat the small dishes from your shop and drink the fine wine from your shop again, otherwise, otherwise he..." His voice was choked up, but it was true Squeeze out tears.
Although Ge Ye stood aside and bowed his head, he never missed a single detail of the scene.Although his face was pale, he was both amused and admired in his heart: this kid is too damn capable of pretending, and the pretending is too similar, he can even shed tears and snot, what a talent!
"Don't talk about it!" The man in the restaurant didn't deny that he was the "treasurer" in Ouyang's mouth, and hurriedly took a step back.I'm afraid that the dried mud on Ouyang's hands and face will fall and dirty him.
The shopkeeper saw Ouyang crying really well, maybe he really was a kid who knocked on the door frantically when he was buying wine and vegetables in the New Year's Eve.The vigilance in my heart gradually decreased, but I still probed: "Where is your home, I will ask someone to send it to you."
Upon hearing this, Ouyang quickly wiped away his tears and snot with his sleeve, and kept bowing and bowing: "Thank you, shopkeeper, thank you, shopkeeper! You are really a bodhisattva, my house is just two miles away from the North City Gate. The top of the mountain is almost here. The mountains are snowy and there are wild beasts infesting. Uncle rushed to the city with me at dawn, and even the clothes and trousers my mother made for me for the New Year were soiled. Dad—— You can hold on, the kind shopkeeper will help us deliver hot food and drinks..." After finishing speaking, he choked up a few more times.
When the shopkeeper heard this, he was completely vigilant. The clothes and mud and snow marks of the boy in front of him were not far from what he said, so it should be true.But he will send someone to deliver food and wine?Still hot?Silly boy dreaming.
"Wait a minute, I'll go see if the restaurant guy who hasn't come home is up. I was exhausted after cleaning up the dirt in the building last night. But the cook is gone, so I can't cook fresh dishes for you. Tell me the name of the wine you want."
Ouyang nodded hurriedly: "As long as there is wine, as long as there is wine! But, what is the name of the wine? It's called... cough, I was in a hurry, and I forgot along the way! I just remember Dad saying sweet and sour , What should I do?! I’m so anxious!” He beat his chest and stomped his feet to look anxious and depressed, while stealthily peeking into the restaurant.
After sweeping the room, the layout of the restaurant was deeply imprinted in my heart.
"Sweet and sour? Kid, is it Yuhua red wine? You can't remember things at such a young age, what will you do in the future? But, you look like someone who has never drunk good wine, am I right!?" The shopkeeper He looked at Ouyang He and the people behind him with contempt, all of them were made of coarse linen, rough skin, and faint calluses on their palms, they didn't look like a master of enjoyment.
But he ignored the fact that there are at least two types of people in this world whose hands are full of calluses. The first type is of course farmers with their backs to the sky and the ground, and the other type is either soldiers or soldiers. This ignorance is fatal.
"That's right! It's that jade flower, no wonder my father called me a pig's brain!" Ouyang agreed, while groping for a silver nugget the size of a finger and a dozen pieces of silver from his bosom. He asked pitifully, "Shopkeeper, my father is seriously ill and can't say much. I didn't say how much the food and drink cost. I came in a hurry. I only have this piece of silver that my father hid in the yard urn. Don't know if it's enough?"
After all, he held it in his hands carefully and handed it over, for fear of losing the money and not enough money to do things.
Ge Ye already had the urge to kneel down and worship: This kid's acting is too similar, right?It was more realistic than the best actors he had ever seen.If it was changed to the time when he didn't know him before, he would definitely be deceived by the scene in front of him.But now he can only bear the smile hard, pretending to be sad and sad.
The shopkeeper looked at it and grinned.He thought to himself that the door was not opened in vain this morning, this kid gave him inexplicable satisfaction and vanity back and forth.He reached out to take the money and weighed it in his hand. It was about seven silver coins and thirteen or four copper coins, which were enough to buy two bottles of wine.However, he curled his lips and said: "To make the New Year auspicious, it depends on your filial piety. Let me charge you less money! Otherwise, your money may be worth half a bottle, just wait here!" , turned around and went in.
Ouyang raised his eyes and peeked through the crack of the door, only to see shadows in the passage from the hall to the backyard, which disappeared after a while.Immediately turned his head and said: "This restaurant really has a mystery."
I don't want Ge Ye to lower her head, but her lips moved, and she muttered in a voice that the two of them could hear: "Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, I admire you!"
The two looked at each other, held back their smiles, and waited quietly at the door...
Diagonally opposite Yishenglan Restaurant, there is a two-story street-facing building built by wealthy households in the city.
A window on the second floor was slightly open, but the person standing behind the window was not the owner of the small building, but Xu Shiji, governor of Bingzhou.
He stood quietly in front of the window, with a group of generals and captains standing behind him, but they all came in casual clothes.
Everything that happened in front of the Yishenglan Restaurant just now caught his eyes at all, and during the period, personal guards came in from time to time to report various details to him.There are several masters in his personal guards, who can listen to the conversation between Ouyang and the three of them verbatim from a safe distance of several feet, and then relay it verbatim to the governor.
A strange smile gradually appeared on Xu Shiji's face, and he pointed to Liu Yuxuan and said, "Yuxuan, based on your experience in the army for more than ten years, if you regard the incident facing that boy Ouyang tomorrow as a war, can you fight in the battle?" Can you detect the enemy's situation so well before? And you, don't stand there like logs, use your brains to answer my questions."
The generals behind listened, you looked at me, I looked at you, and they didn't make a sound.
Seeing this, Liu Yuxuan didn't want to let the Dudu's question become cold, so he continued, "Dudu, isn't it different? War is war, and thousands of soldiers are fighting for blood every now and then. How can the character you gave him this time? Compared with war?" Everyone saw him speak, except for two or three people who were silent, they all hurriedly echoed.
Xu Shiji suddenly turned around, and smashed the "bang" on the window lattice in a circle, with regret and anger on his face, he said angrily: "You are either a captain or a general of an army. You have experienced a lot of battles. Have you ever thought about this?" Do you want to be a coach one day? You have no courage, but you only know how to use the life of my Tang soldier Erlang to dye the color of your official robes?
He even said to me, 'How can it be compared with war'! Do you understand the four words 'Jianweizhizhu'?What is the use of having a brain, eyes, and ears?Can you guys do this right after you got the order?Let me answer for you, no!This is simply a joke. My great Tang Dynasty will rely on you to support me in the future. Think about it!If he couldn't figure it out, he changed his military rank and went home to farm! "
The generals and school had never seen such a temper tantrum from the governor, they didn't dare to vent their anger, and cold sweat ran down their backs, soaking through their underwear.The atmosphere in the room was tense as if it was about to explode.
Seeing everyone trembling, he turned around with a soft "hum" and continued to look out the window.Everyone felt a strong 'anger is indisputable' from this "hum".
Xu Shiji frowned and closed his eyes, suppressing the anger in his heart, and said softly: "Maybe I shouldn't force you, but you have to be open-minded and keep learning. Otherwise, you will be stuck with the word 'general' for the rest of your life. Think about Ouyang's matter after you go back, and you will gain something. Sigh..."
There was indescribable loneliness and disappointment in the words.
"Captain!—" All the generals knelt down with shame on their faces.
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