Niu Erge's Warm Life

0016 is very high and pee far

Zhao Cui was determined not to give up, but also wanted to get Niu Erzhu, so he traded two ham sausages.

Niu Eryi didn't dare to say anything, he was afraid that his mother would be angry if she found out. Besides, if Wu Neng found out, he would end up with him again.Nima!But I really want to get those two ham sausages.

Seeing that Niu Er was silent, Zhao Cuihua smiled and said: "Niu Er, don't worry, if you come tonight, I will give you these two hams. But you don't want to enter the small shop, just hang around the door of the small shop. Just let me see it, and then wait for me in front of our house behind the small shop. Don't forget!" Zhao Cuihua gave Niu Er salt and money after speaking, and let Niu Er go away.

Zhao Cuihua wanted to get Niu Er, because her husband Wu Neng seemed to have a concussion after being hit by Niu Er with the rolling pin. He was originally poor in that area, and now he is even worse. The battle can be resolved in 2 minutes.It made Zhao Cuihua's heart itch.I can't wait for Lang San to really come to her.However, since Zhao Si was caught and disabled by her, Lang San didn't know where he went, and he never showed up.So I couldn't help seeing Niu Er today.

Niu Er returned home and handed the money and salt to his mother, then turned around to enter the back room, but was suddenly stopped by his mother: "Niu Er! Why didn't you give this money to others?"

"She doesn't want Zhao Cuihua! She gave it to me again!" Niu Er didn't dare to say more, afraid that his mother would get angry again.

"This Zhao Cuihua! That incident has long since passed, why do you still take it to heart? Give the money to others when you buy things in the future! We can't always take advantage of others! Do you know?" Niu Erma said to Niu Er.

"Hmm!...!" Niu Er swallowed, swallowed back what he wanted to say, and knelt down to help his mother light the fire.

"Niu Er! Go back to the house! Prepare to eat!" Niu Erma said again.

"En!" Niu Er turned and entered the room.

After dinner, Niu Er put down his chopsticks.Kaba Kaba's eyes said to his mother: "Mom! I'm going out to play!"

"Okay! Come back soon!"

"En!" Niu Er turned around and ran out.

It's been a few days since I came out to play, and it's still early, Zhao Cuihua told herself to go there after dark, so she might as well find someone to play with for a while before talking.Niu Er then walked towards the big reservoir at the entrance of the village, because all his friends liked to be there.

There are so many frogs in the reservoir, and the croaking at night made it difficult for several nearby families to sleep well.The little friends often catch frogs and go back to add appetizers to the family.It's not just the little friends, sometimes some adults also catch it, because the frog meat is very fragrant, and if you can't afford pork, it's the best as an appetizer.

There are really many people next to the reservoir, but it is a little early to catch frogs at this time, so everyone is playing next to the reservoir.Some people brought chess over and sat on a flat place to play chess.Surrounded by a group of spectators.

"Ah! Brother Niu Er!" Several younger friends shouted with a smile when they saw Niu Er coming.Usually, these little guys are the ones who bully Niu Er and make fun of Niu Er. Since Niu Er beat Wu Neng, the names of these guys have changed accordingly.No longer Niu Er, but Niu Er Ge.

"Hey! Little Sanzi, I guessed that you are here!" Niu Er smiled and walked over to join them.

"Hey! Niu Er! Come here, come here! Tell us, how did you knock down Wu Neng that day? Haha!" It was the second brother Feng, the neighbor who was present that day, whose full name was Feng Jinkui.However, this guy usually likes to laugh and joke. Many people call him Feng Er, and those who are younger than him call him Feng Er Ge.The popularity is still very good.

"Hehe! I... I was... I was anxious that day. He was a bastard who wanted to bully my mother, so I gave him a hit. I... I am a man now, of course I have to protect my mother! "Niu Er babbled and didn't know what to say, suddenly remembered what Guan Min'er said that he was a man and wanted to protect his mother and relatives, so he said.

"Hahahaha!" Everyone around laughed.

"Hey! Niu Er! I heard that your dick is very big, show it to us to see if you are a real man! Hahaha!" Sun Zhong, who was playing chess next to him, suddenly laughed and shouted.This Sun Zhong is 46 and seven years old. He is a top student in the village. He has studied for several years and has a lot of eyes.Preferences take advantage.People in the village called him Sun Xiucai to his face, and called him Shazhong behind his back.

"I...Of course I am! I can definitely stand taller than you... pee farther! If you don't believe me, take a look!" Niu Er took off his pants, snap!Stand up the second child.

"Wow! Damn!" Everyone's eyes were dumbfounded.I usually know that Niu Er's thing is big, but now that it stands up, it is twice as big as usual!Many people couldn't help but touch their stuff, damn it!How come there is not even a third of Niu Er's stuff.

"Sun Xiucai! See if Niu Er is a man! Hahaha! Did you show it up for everyone to see! Hahahaha!" Second Brother Feng was a bit strange beside him, Sun Zhong was really a loss Kind of, knowing that Niu Er is a bit of a fool, he actually made fun of him like this.So he joked beside him.

"I...I...!! Fuck! Niu Er! You are really a man! I just don't know if you have slept with a woman? If you have not slept with a woman, you are not a real man! You Have you ever slept? Hahaha!" Sun Zhong was a little bit embarrassed by Feng Erzheng, so he said with a brainstorm.

"Sleep? How do you sleep... huh?" Monk Niu Erzhang Er was puzzled and asked inexplicably.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

The people next to him burst into laughter.

"Damn! I...I can still urinate far!" Niu Er couldn't hold back his face from the laughter of the crowd. After he finished speaking, he suddenly exerted force, and a torrent shot straight out, urinating several meters away.It shot directly at Sun Zhong's chessboard.

"Hey...! Hey...! Fuck! You bastard!" Sun Zhong and the others hurriedly hid far away, stretching out their hands to splash the urine that splashed on their bodies.

"Hahaha!"

There was another burst of laughter.

"Hi! What are you laughing at?" Suddenly a person came staggeringly from a distance and asked loudly when he saw the laughter of the people here.

"Yu Qilong is here!" Someone said softly, and everyone immediately stopped smiling as if they had seen a Raksha ghost.A few timid people turned around and left quietly.

Niu Er also hastily pulled up his pants.

"Brother Yu! Come out for a walk too!" Feng Er asked with a smile.

"What are you doing for a stroll? What is there to do for a walk? Come out and catch some frogs, and have some drinks at night!" Yu Qilong seemed to have drunk a lot of wine, and his tone of voice was a bit rude.

Most of the people next to him left one after another when they saw it.Yu Qilong is like this, usually very domineering, but after drinking, he is even more chaotic, and wants to beat anyone who doesn't like him.So the villagers stayed away from him when they saw him.Sun Zhong was even more frightened, put away the chessboard hastily, and left in a hurry.

The second brother Feng knew that this guy had drunk a lot of wine when he saw Qilong talking, so it was best for him to ignore him, otherwise he would turn his face if he was not sure what he said.Thinking of this, turn around and pull up Niu Er to leave!

"Niu Er! You, mother, come back to me! Don't you know how to swim? Catch twenty frogs for me, and I want to drink!" Suddenly, Yu Qilong shouted at Niu Er.

"I...I...!" Niu Er was a little scared, he wanted to leave but didn't dare, but he was still thinking about Zhao Cuihua's two sausages, so he didn't know what to do.

"Go and help him catch it! Go home early after catching it!" Brother Feng knew that if Niu Er dared to leave, Yu Qilong would chase him and beat him. He also knew that Niu Er was very good at catching frogs, but he Frogs are nothing.So he said hastily.

"Yeah!" Although Niu Er was a bit of a dick, he also knew that Yu Qilong couldn't afford to offend him, so he nodded in agreement.

The others took the opportunity to slip away, leaving only Yu Qilong and Niu Er beside the reservoir.Niu Er squatted beside the reservoir, waiting for the frog to come out and call.

It was really fast enough to say that it was getting dark, Yu Qilong leaned beside him and only squinted for a while, but when he opened his eyes, the sky was already hazy.

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