Niu Erge's Warm Life
0018 2 ham sausages
Seeing that Lang San stole the big goose and ran away, Niu Er didn't dare to stay in the reservoir any longer, so he hurried ashore, put on his clothes and ran back home.
"Niu Er! What's wrong with you? You're all wet, and you're still running in such a hurry?" Niu Er's mother asked hurriedly when she saw Niu Er running back in a panic.
"Mom! Lang San stole someone's big goose!...!" Niu Er recounted what happened to Lang San at the reservoir just now.
"Hey! You child, why can you encounter anything? What do you think is wrong?" Niu Erma sighed and said: "Niu Er! In the future, when encountering such things, you can You can't help them! Even if they beat you, you can't do it. This is a bad thing, and people will come to your door!"
"Well! I remember, even if they beat me, I can't do it anymore! Then... what if they really beat me?" Niu Er grinned. Being beaten is not a comfortable thing.
"If you beat you, run away! Silly boy! Can you still stand there and wait to be beaten?" Go home and find your mother, and mother will take you to settle accounts with them! " Niu Erma had no other choice but to tell Niu Er that. How dare she settle accounts with people like Yu Qilong and Lang San!
Niu Er stayed at home for a while, but it was not interesting, and his clothes were almost dry.However, I dare not go to the reservoir again.Suddenly, Niu Er remembered Zhao Cuihua again.Yesterday, Zhao Cuihua said to give herself two ham sausages!I didn't look for her yesterday, so I don't know if I can give it to myself today!Thinking of Niu Er, he ran out again.
Zhao Cuihua's small store was really busy in the morning, and several people came to buy things in succession.Just after sending these people away, he breathed a sigh of relief. Before he could sit still, the door opened suddenly, and Sun Zhong walked in with a smile.
"Sister Cuihua! Don't be busy! Hehe!" Since the news about Zhao Cuihua and Niu Er spread in the village, this Sun Zhong has been thinking about hooking up with Zhao Cuihua!He knew that such a woman was easy to hook up with, as long as he was brave enough.Today he stood outside Zhao Cuihua's small shop for a long time, and when he saw that there were no customers inside, he walked in with a smile.
"Ah! Brother Xiucai! Buy something? I'll get it for you!" Zhao Cuihua hurriedly stood up again.
"Get a pack of cigarettes!" Sun Zhong stared at Zhao Cuihua's tall and huge breasts, with a wicked smile on his face, and then said: "Sister Cuihua! Do you know what Niu Er did to make a second night last night?" Are you done? Hehe!"
Zhao Cuihua's heart skipped a beat, could it be that this bad guy knew that he wanted Niu Er to come and find him last night?But Niu Er didn't come at all, which made him wait so late, so it shouldn't be this matter.Damn!Could it be that Niu Er told others about this again?
"What did you do? Seeing your malicious smile, I know it's not a good thing!" Zhao Cuihua took out a box of Fengwu cigarettes and threw it on the counter, pretending to be calm and said.
"Hey! Let me tell you, this idiot has committed an idiot again!" Sun Zhong pretended to be mysterious and leaned over and said, "Last night, this kid was by the reservoir and took off his pants in front of everyone. Let everyone see how tall that big guy is, and prove that he has grown up and is an adult! Hahaha! Are you talking about the same thing as a kid?" Sun Zhong said while looking at Zhao Cuihua's expression.
"Really?" Zhao Cuihua's eyes widened suddenly, and she said to herself, this bastard, you came to me to prove that you have grown up!Go to those old men and show off?You bastard!
"Of course it's true! I was right in front of you at the time! Niu Er looks like a little calf!" Sun Zhong felt happy when he saw Zhao Cuihua's eyes brighten. It seems that he should have no problem hooking up with her. .This bitch is also good, this round big butt is so fucking sexy!
Thinking of this, Sun Zhong rolled his eyes and said, "Hey! Sister Cuihua, now I believe that the story about you and Niu Er in the village is true! Let alone you, it is any old woman in the village who saw Niu Er That big guy can't stand it! That Dongdong is four or five times bigger than that little thing of Wu Neng in your family! Hahaha!"
"Get out! Why don't you take out your stuff and compare it with Niu Er?" Zhao Cuihua blushed when she was told, but her mouth was not kind, and then said: "Niu Er's stuff is so good, you didn't Tell your wife when you go home, if you want to grab it, you have to be the first!"
"Hehe! I really didn't dare to say it. If I did, I wouldn't be sure that my wife would really go to Niu Er like you. Hehehe! But, sister Cuihua, although I don't have a cow The second one is bigger, but it’s definitely better than Wu Neng’s one! If the girl is hungry and thirsty, I promise to serve her comfortably! Hehe! How about we find a chance at night......! "
"Bang!" Suddenly the door opened.
When Sun Zhong saw Zhao Cuihua, he was not impatient, and thought that there was something wrong.So he made it clear directly.But before he could finish speaking, the door suddenly opened.Niu Er broke in from the outside.Sun Zhong was so angry that he gave Niu Er a hard look.
"Hey! If you have this little calf, who would want your old guy? Go back and take good care of your wife! Don't let her chatter when she comes to chat and say that she is not satisfied every time she sleeps with you! Hehehe! "When Zhao Cuihua saw Niu Er coming, she immediately smiled happily.Said to Sun Zhong proudly.
"This prodigal bitch! Why are you going out and talking nonsense! See how I deal with her when I get home!" After speaking, Sun Zhong turned around and walked out. Before leaving, he gave Niu Er a hard look.
"Hi! That pack of cigarettes is one yuan and fifty cents, pay the money before leaving!" Zhao Cuihua suddenly shouted.
"Sister! We've chatted to this extent, do you still want money for this pack of cigarettes?" Sun Zhong said cheekily.
"If you take off your trousers now, compare with Niu Er. As long as you can be bigger than Niu Er's, I will give you two cigarettes!" Zhao Cuihua cursed secretly: You are a loser, you want to take advantage of anything !My old lady has to eat your tricks too!
"Cut!~ Isn't it just a dime from me, I'll give it to you!" After speaking, Sun Zhong rummaged in his pocket for a long time, took out a dollar and threw it on the counter.Said: "I don't have any change in my pocket, so I owe the fifty cents first!" After speaking, he turned around and went out resentfully.Before reaching the door, he turned his head and gave Niu Er a hard look.
"This is a loss! There is no change, and you can't get the whole money!" Zhao Cuihua cursed, picked up the one yuan on the counter and threw it into the money box inside.Turning around and seeing Niu Er standing there stupidly, a smile bloomed on his face immediately.
"Niu Er! I heard that you showed off your big baby in front of everyone at the reservoir yesterday. You were so tall! Hehehe! Then can you show it to me now? Let me see it too. Let's see if you are a qualified man! Hehehehe!" Zhao Cuihua came out from the counter, reached out and grabbed Niu Er's crotch, and said with a smile.
"I... my mother won't let me show this in front of women!" Niu Erkaba stared at the delicious food in the counter, saw Zhao Cuihua reaching out to grab her crotch, quickly reached out to cover it, and stepped back After a moment, he stammered.
"Hmph!" Zhao Cuihua smiled, knowing that Niu Er was hungry again.Turning around and entering the counter, he reached out and took out two ham sausages, shook them towards Niu Er, then walked out and said to Niu Er: "Niu Er! Do you want to eat?"
"En!" Niu Er swallowed a big mouthful of saliva and nodded.
"Then you stand up your baby, and I will give you as long a ham as your baby can stand. If your baby can be longer than this ham sausage, you can hold two ham sausages." It's all yours! How about it? Hurry up and take it out! Hee hee!" Zhao Cuihua laughed, why is she so talented?Didn't find out before!I am really too smart!
However, when Zhao Cuihua was proud, she did not expect that Sun Zhong would not leave.Instead, he hid outside the door and peeked at the actions of Zhao Cuihua and Niu Er through the window on the door.Seeing Zhao Cuihua use two ham sausages to lure Niu Er to take off his pants, an unknown fire arose in his heart!Nima's!After spending so much time on me, you wouldn't even be willing to give me a pack of cigarettes, but now you actually took out two ham sausages for Niu Er! ?Nima!See how I fix you!
Thinking of this, Sun Zhong turned around and ran to Zhao Cuihua's house behind the small shop. He went to find Zhao Cuihua's husband Wu Neng.
"Niu Er! What's wrong with you? You're all wet, and you're still running in such a hurry?" Niu Er's mother asked hurriedly when she saw Niu Er running back in a panic.
"Mom! Lang San stole someone's big goose!...!" Niu Er recounted what happened to Lang San at the reservoir just now.
"Hey! You child, why can you encounter anything? What do you think is wrong?" Niu Erma sighed and said: "Niu Er! In the future, when encountering such things, you can You can't help them! Even if they beat you, you can't do it. This is a bad thing, and people will come to your door!"
"Well! I remember, even if they beat me, I can't do it anymore! Then... what if they really beat me?" Niu Er grinned. Being beaten is not a comfortable thing.
"If you beat you, run away! Silly boy! Can you still stand there and wait to be beaten?" Go home and find your mother, and mother will take you to settle accounts with them! " Niu Erma had no other choice but to tell Niu Er that. How dare she settle accounts with people like Yu Qilong and Lang San!
Niu Er stayed at home for a while, but it was not interesting, and his clothes were almost dry.However, I dare not go to the reservoir again.Suddenly, Niu Er remembered Zhao Cuihua again.Yesterday, Zhao Cuihua said to give herself two ham sausages!I didn't look for her yesterday, so I don't know if I can give it to myself today!Thinking of Niu Er, he ran out again.
Zhao Cuihua's small store was really busy in the morning, and several people came to buy things in succession.Just after sending these people away, he breathed a sigh of relief. Before he could sit still, the door opened suddenly, and Sun Zhong walked in with a smile.
"Sister Cuihua! Don't be busy! Hehe!" Since the news about Zhao Cuihua and Niu Er spread in the village, this Sun Zhong has been thinking about hooking up with Zhao Cuihua!He knew that such a woman was easy to hook up with, as long as he was brave enough.Today he stood outside Zhao Cuihua's small shop for a long time, and when he saw that there were no customers inside, he walked in with a smile.
"Ah! Brother Xiucai! Buy something? I'll get it for you!" Zhao Cuihua hurriedly stood up again.
"Get a pack of cigarettes!" Sun Zhong stared at Zhao Cuihua's tall and huge breasts, with a wicked smile on his face, and then said: "Sister Cuihua! Do you know what Niu Er did to make a second night last night?" Are you done? Hehe!"
Zhao Cuihua's heart skipped a beat, could it be that this bad guy knew that he wanted Niu Er to come and find him last night?But Niu Er didn't come at all, which made him wait so late, so it shouldn't be this matter.Damn!Could it be that Niu Er told others about this again?
"What did you do? Seeing your malicious smile, I know it's not a good thing!" Zhao Cuihua took out a box of Fengwu cigarettes and threw it on the counter, pretending to be calm and said.
"Hey! Let me tell you, this idiot has committed an idiot again!" Sun Zhong pretended to be mysterious and leaned over and said, "Last night, this kid was by the reservoir and took off his pants in front of everyone. Let everyone see how tall that big guy is, and prove that he has grown up and is an adult! Hahaha! Are you talking about the same thing as a kid?" Sun Zhong said while looking at Zhao Cuihua's expression.
"Really?" Zhao Cuihua's eyes widened suddenly, and she said to herself, this bastard, you came to me to prove that you have grown up!Go to those old men and show off?You bastard!
"Of course it's true! I was right in front of you at the time! Niu Er looks like a little calf!" Sun Zhong felt happy when he saw Zhao Cuihua's eyes brighten. It seems that he should have no problem hooking up with her. .This bitch is also good, this round big butt is so fucking sexy!
Thinking of this, Sun Zhong rolled his eyes and said, "Hey! Sister Cuihua, now I believe that the story about you and Niu Er in the village is true! Let alone you, it is any old woman in the village who saw Niu Er That big guy can't stand it! That Dongdong is four or five times bigger than that little thing of Wu Neng in your family! Hahaha!"
"Get out! Why don't you take out your stuff and compare it with Niu Er?" Zhao Cuihua blushed when she was told, but her mouth was not kind, and then said: "Niu Er's stuff is so good, you didn't Tell your wife when you go home, if you want to grab it, you have to be the first!"
"Hehe! I really didn't dare to say it. If I did, I wouldn't be sure that my wife would really go to Niu Er like you. Hehehe! But, sister Cuihua, although I don't have a cow The second one is bigger, but it’s definitely better than Wu Neng’s one! If the girl is hungry and thirsty, I promise to serve her comfortably! Hehe! How about we find a chance at night......! "
"Bang!" Suddenly the door opened.
When Sun Zhong saw Zhao Cuihua, he was not impatient, and thought that there was something wrong.So he made it clear directly.But before he could finish speaking, the door suddenly opened.Niu Er broke in from the outside.Sun Zhong was so angry that he gave Niu Er a hard look.
"Hey! If you have this little calf, who would want your old guy? Go back and take good care of your wife! Don't let her chatter when she comes to chat and say that she is not satisfied every time she sleeps with you! Hehehe! "When Zhao Cuihua saw Niu Er coming, she immediately smiled happily.Said to Sun Zhong proudly.
"This prodigal bitch! Why are you going out and talking nonsense! See how I deal with her when I get home!" After speaking, Sun Zhong turned around and walked out. Before leaving, he gave Niu Er a hard look.
"Hi! That pack of cigarettes is one yuan and fifty cents, pay the money before leaving!" Zhao Cuihua suddenly shouted.
"Sister! We've chatted to this extent, do you still want money for this pack of cigarettes?" Sun Zhong said cheekily.
"If you take off your trousers now, compare with Niu Er. As long as you can be bigger than Niu Er's, I will give you two cigarettes!" Zhao Cuihua cursed secretly: You are a loser, you want to take advantage of anything !My old lady has to eat your tricks too!
"Cut!~ Isn't it just a dime from me, I'll give it to you!" After speaking, Sun Zhong rummaged in his pocket for a long time, took out a dollar and threw it on the counter.Said: "I don't have any change in my pocket, so I owe the fifty cents first!" After speaking, he turned around and went out resentfully.Before reaching the door, he turned his head and gave Niu Er a hard look.
"This is a loss! There is no change, and you can't get the whole money!" Zhao Cuihua cursed, picked up the one yuan on the counter and threw it into the money box inside.Turning around and seeing Niu Er standing there stupidly, a smile bloomed on his face immediately.
"Niu Er! I heard that you showed off your big baby in front of everyone at the reservoir yesterday. You were so tall! Hehehe! Then can you show it to me now? Let me see it too. Let's see if you are a qualified man! Hehehehe!" Zhao Cuihua came out from the counter, reached out and grabbed Niu Er's crotch, and said with a smile.
"I... my mother won't let me show this in front of women!" Niu Erkaba stared at the delicious food in the counter, saw Zhao Cuihua reaching out to grab her crotch, quickly reached out to cover it, and stepped back After a moment, he stammered.
"Hmph!" Zhao Cuihua smiled, knowing that Niu Er was hungry again.Turning around and entering the counter, he reached out and took out two ham sausages, shook them towards Niu Er, then walked out and said to Niu Er: "Niu Er! Do you want to eat?"
"En!" Niu Er swallowed a big mouthful of saliva and nodded.
"Then you stand up your baby, and I will give you as long a ham as your baby can stand. If your baby can be longer than this ham sausage, you can hold two ham sausages." It's all yours! How about it? Hurry up and take it out! Hee hee!" Zhao Cuihua laughed, why is she so talented?Didn't find out before!I am really too smart!
However, when Zhao Cuihua was proud, she did not expect that Sun Zhong would not leave.Instead, he hid outside the door and peeked at the actions of Zhao Cuihua and Niu Er through the window on the door.Seeing Zhao Cuihua use two ham sausages to lure Niu Er to take off his pants, an unknown fire arose in his heart!Nima's!After spending so much time on me, you wouldn't even be willing to give me a pack of cigarettes, but now you actually took out two ham sausages for Niu Er! ?Nima!See how I fix you!
Thinking of this, Sun Zhong turned around and ran to Zhao Cuihua's house behind the small shop. He went to find Zhao Cuihua's husband Wu Neng.
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