Niu Erge's Warm Life

"Niu Er! Where did you get the ham sausage in your hand?" Niu Er's mother was a little worried when she saw Niu Er came back with two ham sausages in his hand.Because Niu Er has no money in his pocket at all.And the last time Zhao Cuihua lured Niu Er with candies and other food.So Niu Erma asked.

"Yes... Sister Yu Jiali bought it for... me!" Niu Er stammered, but his face turned red all of a sudden.Because Niu Er never lied at all.

"Yu Jiali?" Niu Erma was even more taken aback, that little girl was as domineering as his brother, usually very arrogant.How can I buy food for Niu Er today?Seeing Niu Er's red face and red ears, Niu Er's mother was even more suspicious, and asked: "Niu Er! Tell mom the truth, what is going on with this ham sausage? Why did Yu Jiali buy you food? ? Don't lie!"

"She...she said that yesterday, yesterday, his brother kicked me, so... give it to me today...!"

"Niu Er! Lying is not a good boy! Yu Jiali's brother beats up a lot of people. Who did you see she bought food for? Besides, this little girl is usually very powerful, just like his brother. Who ever said soft words." Niu Erma stretched out her hand and took the ham sausage from Niu's second hand, and said, "If you don't tell the truth again, I will take it to Zhao Cuihua. Is Zhao Cuihua taking something to eat again? Seduced you?"

"Mom! Don't go to her, I'm telling the truth...! Woohoo!" Niu Er burst into tears, and told the whole story back and forth.

"You bad boy! Why is this mouth so greedy? You are so mad! How can this be good? Woohoo!" Niu Erma burst into tears after hearing this, and raised her hand in Niu Er's mouth. A slap on the ass!

Niu Er bared his teeth but didn't dare to hide and didn't dare to cry again. He was really scared when his mother cried. If his mother could stop crying, he would let her beat her a few more times.

"Mom! Don't cry! I won't dare again!" Niu Zhan said tremblingly.

"Last time you said you didn't dare anymore! But how long has it been? You're greedy again! I won't allow you to go shopping at Zhao Cuihua's house again! Even if I go to the town to buy things myself Let you go to their house! Woohoo! Why can't you let my silly son go, this boring bastard!"

Suddenly, Niu Er's mother thought that Zhao Cuihua was looking for Niu Er because Niu Er's stuff was bigger, and suddenly raised her head and said, "Niu Er! From today on, you are not allowed to wear shorts anymore, and wear long-legged pants. In addition, no matter where you are, you are not allowed to take off your pants in front of others! Remember?"

"En! I remember it!" Niu Er hurriedly nodded in agreement.

Sitting alone in the small shop, Zhao Cuihua felt panicked. Now she is already famous for playing the trumpet through the windows.But it's not a good reputation, it can be said to be notorious!What's even more exasperating is that Niu Er, a foolish boy, is so stupid that he doesn't understand anything when he tries his best to seduce him.His reputation was gone, but he didn't even get his hair.It's also thanks to my husband Wu Neng being a wimp, otherwise I would have beaten myself a dozen times earlier.

Zhao Cuihua was sulking alone in the small store, when she suddenly heard a noise coming from outside, she stood up, walked to the door, opened it and looked outside, and saw a group of people not far away.After listening carefully, it turned out that someone was cursing.

"You lack morals! You are a terrible thing! Steal our big goose, and you will not be afraid of being choked to death by the bones when eating the goose! Nightmares scare you to death while sleeping! Walking Fall into the horseshoe pit and drown you...!"

Zhao Cuihua was overjoyed, as soon as she heard the voice, she knew that the person who scolded the street was her wife Cui Xiaoya, who was known as Cui Dalou by people in the Jianghu!This old lady is amazing, she is no ordinary roe deer.The gangster is unreasonable and unreasonable, and he is also very good at acting.Swearing, swearing, and swearing are her forte!Even ordinary old men can't say no to her.Not only can he say anything, but he doesn't change his expression or his heartbeat.To put it in terms of words: that is an out-and-out shrew!

Zhao Cuihua stood at the door and listened for a while, then she understood.It turned out that the big goose from Cui Dalaba's family had lost one. This Cui Dalaba was cursing at the street, and he had been cursing for half a trip!

Zhao Cuihua was unhappy in her heart, but when she saw Cui Dalou swearing here, her heart suddenly moved.Since Cui Dalaba's husband, Sun Zhong, wants to take advantage of him and play tricks on him, why are you being polite to him?I also let him know how great I am!Thinking of this, Zhao Cuihua closed the door of the small shop casually, and walked towards Cui Dalou.

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law! What are you doing? Why are you standing here and scolding me? It's not good to have so many people watching the fun! Come on, sit with me in the small shop for a while! I have something to say to you Say!" Zhao Cuihua came over and took Cui Dalou's arm, pulling her into the small shop!

"Why are there so many people around? I just want to let more people know, let the whole village know! You said, I still had enough geese when I let them out this morning! I went to find the geese just now. There is only one missing! In broad daylight, someone actually stole a big goose! I don’t know which god damned thing did it! My big goose is laying eggs! What you say makes people feel distressed! Ah! This one lacks great virtue!" Cui Dalou broke away from Zhao Cuihua's hand, cursing while speaking.

"Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! Stop scolding! Hurry up and go home and ask your elder brother who is a scholar! Maybe he knows what's going on, so don't mess around with this!" Zhao Cuihua pulled Cui The loudspeaker winked and winked at the same time, and lowered the voice slightly.

"Worthy? Zhao Cuihua! What do you mean by that? Do you know who stole my big goose?" Cui Dalou also heard that there was something in Zhao Cuihua's words, and asked suspiciously.

"I... how do I know!? Last night... oops! You should go back and ask your talented elder brother! Go back quickly!" Zhao Cuihua hesitated deliberately, stretching out her hand to push Cui Dalou back.

"Last night? What happened last night?" Cui Dalou suddenly remembered, Zhao Cuihua's reputation is not very good recently, why did she seduce that idiot Niu Er, and was bumped into taking off his pants with Lang San.Could it be that Zhao Cuihua had the same thing with her husband?Sun Zhong came home very late last night, and took off his trousers to wash after he came back, saying that Niu Er had peed on him!This is not perfunctory me!No, this matter has to be cleared up!

The more Cui Dalou thought about it, the more uncertain he became, and the more angry he became, so he opened his mouth and said to Zhao Cuihua: "Zhao Cuihua! We usually have a good relationship, even if you want a man, you can't... and you can't hook up with our elder brother? Yesterday Night, is he really with you?"

"Oh! What are you talking about?" Zhao Cuihua threw off Cui Dalou's arm, and said angrily, "Last night, your eldest brother refused to leave my small shop, and he was half-truthful and half-fake. He said he wanted to touch my hand! You said, because of your relationship, it’s not easy for me to quarrel with him, so I also jokingly said that it’s okay to touch it, but it’s ten yuan! I know he usually has you in his pocket. He didn't give him money at all, so he said that.

Who knew, he really spent a long time in his pocket, and finally pulled out a dollar.Before leaving, he said, "Just wait, I will come to you again tomorrow when I get ten yuan!"

Originally, I wanted to tell you about this matter, so that you could go back and teach your eldest brother a lesson.But when I heard you swearing here just now, I wondered if your elder brother did it himself!So let you go home and ask for clarification before you come out to scold the street.Look at you scolding so harshly and viciously, if God opens his eyes and which sentence comes true, what do you think my eldest brother will die?But you have to make a lot of noise, it's really pissing off!Alright, no one cares about your family affairs!You can scold if you like! After Zhao Cuihua finished speaking, she turned around angrily and left, going back to the small shop.

"Damage...! You bastard, I can't even serve you, and you still miss other women! You still want to touch your hands! I'm not done with you today! See if I don't chop off your hands!" Cui Dalou He walked home angrily, cursing as he walked.

"Hahaha!" There was a burst of laughter from behind.

Standing at the door, Zhao Cuihua couldn't help but laugh: "Damn the seed! You bastard! You want to take advantage of me, this time you will feel better!"