Niu Erge's Warm Life
0081 Crane and Clam Competing
"Wu Neng! Slow down! If you can stop them naked, hahahaha! That would be really good!" Sun Zhong fantasized about the scene of the two shirtless in battle in his mind, his face full of lust smile!
"Damn it! Are you here to catch rape or to watch a movie? Looking at your bastard, do you want to fuck Wang Ya too!?" Wu Neng turned around abruptly and saw Sun Zhongyi With a lewd smile on his face, he asked.
"Hee hee! Don't delay, don't delay! Hey! If there is a chance, who wouldn't want to taste the fragrance of wild flowers! It's just that this Wang Ya usually refuses to say a word when she sees me. It's useless to think about it! But I can't help but think about it!...!" Sun Zhong spoke the truth out of a negligence.
"Nimma! We want to go together! Last time, Nima was too nervous, and it ended in 3 minutes. I was also blackmailed by Wang Ya for 1 yuan. If Wang Ya is willing to sacrifice herself this time, let me have a good time." Play around, I can consider not to tell this matter!" Wu Neng made a good plan, thinking of good things.
"Damn! The last time was 3 minutes, this time I will give you three and a half minutes, let you have fun! Hee hee!"
"What! Then who will do it? No matter what, it has to be doubled, 6 minutes!"
"Pfft...! Are you still a man with just these two things you have done? If Wang Ya volunteers herself today, I will show you what a man is! Cut!" Sun Zhong almost burst out laughing.
"Then...then how long can you hold on?" Wu Neng asked with his mouth wide open.
"This... this is a secret! Can this be said casually?"
"But I said it all, why can't you say it?"
"That's what you said yourself, and I didn't ask you!"
"......!" Wu Neng was speechless, clenching his fists, wishing to give Sun Zhong a punch.After staring angrily for a while, he suddenly said: "Then, you are not allowed to tell me about this!"
"Okay! Two taels of wine a day, two taels of peanut hush money! I promise I won't tell anyone!"
"Then what if you say it out?"
"Impossible! That's definitely not what I said! It must be Wang Ya who said it!"
"Then, the hush money will be halved, a tael of peanuts, and a tael of wine!"
"Okay, look at the way you are digging and searching, this matter is still negotiating! Hey! It's almost time, let's go, let's go and block them! Hehe!" Sun Zhong couldn't wait to turn his head go forward.
"Uh... ah!" Before turning the corner, there were bursts of groans from behind a big tree!
"Damn it, damn it! It's a war! Go over there quickly!" Hearing the sound, Sun Zhong's heart was shaken, he hurriedly quickened his pace, and rushed to the back of the big tree.
"Ah...! Oh my god!"
"Damn it! Is it that exaggerated? It's so loud!" Wu Neng was taken aback suddenly, and suddenly saw someone rolling on the ground.Just as I was about to step forward to see what happened, I suddenly felt wind in the back of my head, Weng!With a bang, he fell to the ground.
Yu Jiali was stunned when she saw Wu Neng lying on the ground, and then looked at the damaged species rolling on the ground, begging for mercy.Nima!Wrong type.Why is it lying on the ground and not moving? ...This, is this a fatality?The anger in Yu Jiali's heart suddenly disappeared, only panic left.
"Oh! Stop hitting, stop hitting! I... I am a scholar, I am Sun Xiucai!" As soon as Sun Zhonggang arrived in front of the tree, he was hit on the shoulder by a wooden stick suddenly, followed by a burst of The rain of sticks fell, and he fell to the ground begging for mercy.
"You were the one who was beaten! Come on, what are you doing with me all this time? Are you harboring ill intentions?" Wang Ya hit Sun Zhong's leg with a wooden stick again as she spoke.
"Oh! Please don't fight, don't fight! I... I just drank too much with Wu Neng and we came out for a walk! I didn't hit you! Really! If you don't believe me, ask Wu Neng!" Sun Zhong finished. He pointed to Wu Neng behind him.
Only then did the three women realize that there should be another person behind them!But what about people? ?Looking over, it turned out to be Yu Jiali standing there.He also held a wooden stick in his hand that was thicker than the stick in their hands.
"Hmm! Nima! Who hit me in the back?" Wu Neng, who was lying on the ground, moved his painful head suddenly.
"You're not dead yet?" 'Bang' Yu Jiali kicked again, since she was not dead, she was relieved.
"Yu Jiali! You...why are you here?" The three women were all taken aback, no one expected that Yu Jiali would appear in front of everyone at this time.
"Hmph! I'm here to deal with those people with bad intentions! I happened to help you!" Yu Jiali saw clearly that the three people in front were Wang Ya, Wu Biyun and Cui Hua.Although I didn't call them, I still need to warn them.So he said in a blunt tone.
"what……!"
The three women were really surprised. Of course they understood what Yu Jiali said.Unexpectedly, this little girl's film is really tight to Niu Er.And like his brother, he is very arrogant, beating people so hard!
The fact that Wu Neng and Sun Zhong were beaten spread throughout the village, and the fact that they followed Wang Ya and harbored ill intentions towards Wang Ya also spread.
After Sun Zhong returned home, he was severely reprimanded by his wife, Cui Xiaoya, who was a loud speaker. The last time he was moved by Zhao Cuihua, this time he turned his attention to Wang Ya.You really don't care about my wife, do you?After a meal of broom bumps, Sun Zhong suffered unspeakably.It took a lot of effort to make up a set of nonsense to deceive my wife.
Wu Neng, an idiot, was not beaten when he returned home, and knelt on the ground for half the night.Zhao Cuihua lay on the kang and fell asleep. He also felt a little dizzy and fell asleep on the ground.Maybe it was a mild concussion!But no big deal, it will be fine the next day.However, for several days in a row, the business of the small store has improved surprisingly.hehe!Nima's!This may be the celebrity effect!
"Niu Er! Are you okay that day?" Guan Min'er and Niu Erma came to see the goose chicks together, and asked Niu Er secretly when Niu Erma was not paying attention.
"It's okay! Wang Ya told me to hide in the ditch and not let me go there. I only heard the sound worse than killing a pig from the woods over there!" Niu Er pointed to the woods and said.
"Hee hee! As long as you are fine! When you go to my house later, you will go to get the vaccine for the little goose and some medicine! Remember it!" Guan Min'er pursed her lips and smiled, and her father-in-law went to the village branch for work. , my mother-in-law said that I would go to my uncle's house for a while.This is a great opportunity.How can I miss it?
"Damn it! Are you here to catch rape or to watch a movie? Looking at your bastard, do you want to fuck Wang Ya too!?" Wu Neng turned around abruptly and saw Sun Zhongyi With a lewd smile on his face, he asked.
"Hee hee! Don't delay, don't delay! Hey! If there is a chance, who wouldn't want to taste the fragrance of wild flowers! It's just that this Wang Ya usually refuses to say a word when she sees me. It's useless to think about it! But I can't help but think about it!...!" Sun Zhong spoke the truth out of a negligence.
"Nimma! We want to go together! Last time, Nima was too nervous, and it ended in 3 minutes. I was also blackmailed by Wang Ya for 1 yuan. If Wang Ya is willing to sacrifice herself this time, let me have a good time." Play around, I can consider not to tell this matter!" Wu Neng made a good plan, thinking of good things.
"Damn! The last time was 3 minutes, this time I will give you three and a half minutes, let you have fun! Hee hee!"
"What! Then who will do it? No matter what, it has to be doubled, 6 minutes!"
"Pfft...! Are you still a man with just these two things you have done? If Wang Ya volunteers herself today, I will show you what a man is! Cut!" Sun Zhong almost burst out laughing.
"Then...then how long can you hold on?" Wu Neng asked with his mouth wide open.
"This... this is a secret! Can this be said casually?"
"But I said it all, why can't you say it?"
"That's what you said yourself, and I didn't ask you!"
"......!" Wu Neng was speechless, clenching his fists, wishing to give Sun Zhong a punch.After staring angrily for a while, he suddenly said: "Then, you are not allowed to tell me about this!"
"Okay! Two taels of wine a day, two taels of peanut hush money! I promise I won't tell anyone!"
"Then what if you say it out?"
"Impossible! That's definitely not what I said! It must be Wang Ya who said it!"
"Then, the hush money will be halved, a tael of peanuts, and a tael of wine!"
"Okay, look at the way you are digging and searching, this matter is still negotiating! Hey! It's almost time, let's go, let's go and block them! Hehe!" Sun Zhong couldn't wait to turn his head go forward.
"Uh... ah!" Before turning the corner, there were bursts of groans from behind a big tree!
"Damn it, damn it! It's a war! Go over there quickly!" Hearing the sound, Sun Zhong's heart was shaken, he hurriedly quickened his pace, and rushed to the back of the big tree.
"Ah...! Oh my god!"
"Damn it! Is it that exaggerated? It's so loud!" Wu Neng was taken aback suddenly, and suddenly saw someone rolling on the ground.Just as I was about to step forward to see what happened, I suddenly felt wind in the back of my head, Weng!With a bang, he fell to the ground.
Yu Jiali was stunned when she saw Wu Neng lying on the ground, and then looked at the damaged species rolling on the ground, begging for mercy.Nima!Wrong type.Why is it lying on the ground and not moving? ...This, is this a fatality?The anger in Yu Jiali's heart suddenly disappeared, only panic left.
"Oh! Stop hitting, stop hitting! I... I am a scholar, I am Sun Xiucai!" As soon as Sun Zhonggang arrived in front of the tree, he was hit on the shoulder by a wooden stick suddenly, followed by a burst of The rain of sticks fell, and he fell to the ground begging for mercy.
"You were the one who was beaten! Come on, what are you doing with me all this time? Are you harboring ill intentions?" Wang Ya hit Sun Zhong's leg with a wooden stick again as she spoke.
"Oh! Please don't fight, don't fight! I... I just drank too much with Wu Neng and we came out for a walk! I didn't hit you! Really! If you don't believe me, ask Wu Neng!" Sun Zhong finished. He pointed to Wu Neng behind him.
Only then did the three women realize that there should be another person behind them!But what about people? ?Looking over, it turned out to be Yu Jiali standing there.He also held a wooden stick in his hand that was thicker than the stick in their hands.
"Hmm! Nima! Who hit me in the back?" Wu Neng, who was lying on the ground, moved his painful head suddenly.
"You're not dead yet?" 'Bang' Yu Jiali kicked again, since she was not dead, she was relieved.
"Yu Jiali! You...why are you here?" The three women were all taken aback, no one expected that Yu Jiali would appear in front of everyone at this time.
"Hmph! I'm here to deal with those people with bad intentions! I happened to help you!" Yu Jiali saw clearly that the three people in front were Wang Ya, Wu Biyun and Cui Hua.Although I didn't call them, I still need to warn them.So he said in a blunt tone.
"what……!"
The three women were really surprised. Of course they understood what Yu Jiali said.Unexpectedly, this little girl's film is really tight to Niu Er.And like his brother, he is very arrogant, beating people so hard!
The fact that Wu Neng and Sun Zhong were beaten spread throughout the village, and the fact that they followed Wang Ya and harbored ill intentions towards Wang Ya also spread.
After Sun Zhong returned home, he was severely reprimanded by his wife, Cui Xiaoya, who was a loud speaker. The last time he was moved by Zhao Cuihua, this time he turned his attention to Wang Ya.You really don't care about my wife, do you?After a meal of broom bumps, Sun Zhong suffered unspeakably.It took a lot of effort to make up a set of nonsense to deceive my wife.
Wu Neng, an idiot, was not beaten when he returned home, and knelt on the ground for half the night.Zhao Cuihua lay on the kang and fell asleep. He also felt a little dizzy and fell asleep on the ground.Maybe it was a mild concussion!But no big deal, it will be fine the next day.However, for several days in a row, the business of the small store has improved surprisingly.hehe!Nima's!This may be the celebrity effect!
"Niu Er! Are you okay that day?" Guan Min'er and Niu Erma came to see the goose chicks together, and asked Niu Er secretly when Niu Erma was not paying attention.
"It's okay! Wang Ya told me to hide in the ditch and not let me go there. I only heard the sound worse than killing a pig from the woods over there!" Niu Er pointed to the woods and said.
"Hee hee! As long as you are fine! When you go to my house later, you will go to get the vaccine for the little goose and some medicine! Remember it!" Guan Min'er pursed her lips and smiled, and her father-in-law went to the village branch for work. , my mother-in-law said that I would go to my uncle's house for a while.This is a great opportunity.How can I miss it?
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