Niu Erge's Warm Life
0085 Damn!Want to hook me up?
"Wife! It's not what you saw!" 'Damage Seed' shouted while running.
"You bastard! I've seen it all, and you still say it's not...!" Cui Dalou chased after him with a stick.With the personality of a big trumpet, it is not enough to play enough, and never stop playing when tired.So the couple ran back to the village all the time, and ran around the village again.All of a sudden, the whole village knew about this scandal.
"Nimma! Wang Ya, you're dead! Remember, I will come back!" Damaged species cried and cried while running.
"Niu Er! Hurry up and drive the geese home, and don't listen to them anymore. Remember!?" Guan Min'er took Niu Er to hide in the ditch and saw Sun Xiucai being chased away by his wife , said to Niu Er hurriedly.
"Yes! But what if they ask me for money?" Niu Er asked helplessly.
"Hmph! Then cheat! You don't have an IOU, what can they do to you? If you are in a hurry, you can go to their husband to pay back the money, hum! I don't believe they dare to ask for it!" Guan Min'er pouted, snort!The heart said that if there is no money, no one will give it!I love it!If their husbands find out about this, hum!I can't believe they will be indifferent!After speaking, Guan Min'er got on her bicycle and left in a hurry.
Wang Ya and the others came out of the cornfield and saw Niu Er driving the big goose back, stomping their feet angrily.Nima's!Lost species!It was you who ruined our good deed again!
"You... are you still staying here!? But... don't let my husband know, I'm also involved with you!" Wang Ni suddenly came out from behind, and said weakly.
"Damn! Don't tell me that no one will mention this to your husband! You idiot! Don't go back and be frightened by your husband and say everything!" Wu Biyun said abruptly from the side.They really didn't support Wang Ni, this woman was too weak, she didn't even dare to get in touch with these "comrades in arms", so they had to remind her.
The small village that had just calmed down not long ago suddenly became lively again, and the villagers wentssip about everything.Some said that Sun Zhong was really bad enough, some said that Wang Ya was really flirtatious, and of course there were also those who said that Niu Er was too good, and even at the age of 15, he even dealt with all these old women in the village.
It is also the reason that the autumn harvest is approaching, and it is also the reason why this incident has been spread. The men in the village who went out to work have been called back by their families one after another.One is for the autumn harvest, and the other is to let them watch over their wives. If they really wear a cuckold, it's good to say but not good to hear.
Everything has its ups and downs, and after a few days of noisy rumors, the village became quiet again.People in the village are busy harvesting crops.Everyone has no time to talk about these boring things. Although this year's harvest is not very good, it is also the harvest of a year's hard work and cannot be thrown away.
The Mid-Autumn Festival is at its busiest time, and it is rare for farmers to celebrate this festival happily and reunite with their families.Still, the gift-giving was unavoidable.Niu Er's mother asked Niu Er to catch some fish and two big geese to give gifts to Secretary Wang's house.
I don't know if it's because they haven't been well-raised or the time is short. Neither the fish fry nor the big geese have grown to a large size yet.The biggest fish weighed only one catty, and the big goose weighed three or four catties, but it was a good intention, and Secretary Wang happily accepted it.
There is no need for the rich village chief to rush to give gifts now, because the rich village chief's family is very busy now, and Guan Min'er is about to get married.
The wedding date is on the eleventh day, and as soon as the Mid-Autumn Festival is over, the eleventh day will arrive soon.So Mr. Fu and his family are very busy.Those who sent invitations, those who bought appliances, and those who helped decorate the new house were all busy.
Niu Er saw that Guan Min'er was getting married, and suddenly felt a sense of loss in his heart, which he had never experienced before, and Niu Er didn't know why, anyway, he couldn't feel better during this period of time.
"Niu Er! What are you thinking? Sister Min'er is getting married, and she wants me to be her bridesmaid! Sigh! When will you grow up quickly? I want to get married too!" Yu Jiali suddenly said Appeared in front of Niu Er.Seeing that Guan Min'er has been married twice, he has no hope of getting married yet!I'm really in a hurry!
"I... I have grown up! I can pick high, pee far, and...!"
"Oh! What are you talking about? You're so ashamed!" Yu Jiali blushed suddenly, but lowered her head with a snicker.She thought that Niu Er was deliberately teasing her, but how did she know that this was the grown-up and manly standard Guan Miner set for Niu Er.What Niu Er said is the truth, he just wants to prove that he has really grown up!I also want to get married!
Sun Zhong came to Wu Neng's small shop again, probably due to the busy farming season, there were no customers in the small shop.
"Zhao Cuihua! Bring me a grenade, three taels of peanuts. If you have any salted duck eggs, get me one! I'll drink some!" Sun Zhong shouted at Zhao Cuihua as soon as he came in.
"Salted duck eggs? I want to eat them! One yuan each! I'll cook them for you now!" Zhao Cuihua gave Sun Zhong a blank look. This bastard got Wu Neng beaten last time, and this time he went to peek at Wang Ya peeing again. !He was also chased and beaten by his wife all over the village, and now he still has the face to come out to drink? ?Really big face!
"Did you drown the salted duck eggs yourself? There is no cost, so how much money do you need? I come to drink all the time, so you can't just give me one for nothing. It's all about wooing customers!" Sun Zhong said cheekily. .
"Hmph! Those ducks I raise don't eat, but only lay eggs? No cost? Then next time you bring two at home, I will cook them for you for free! I want to take advantage of it!" Zhao Cuihua is not used to grandson. Zhong, want to take advantage? ?Do you think you can fool Wu Neng? ?snort!
"How do you learn this? Then you don't need salted duck eggs, you give me a ham sausage! Is Wu Neng here? Tell him to come out and have a drink with me! I'll treat you! See if I'm the kind of stingy person! Hey !” Sun Zhong said pretending to be generous.
"Wu Neng doesn't have time, he's cutting corn! If you want to drink, drink it yourself!" Zhao Cuihua took out all the things for Sun Zhong and put them on the small table.Turn around and go back to the counter.
"Oh! This... I want to drink and have no one to accompany me. I want to chat with someone, but there is no one who can know my heart and chat with me. Sigh! Life is so tiring!" Sun Zhongzuo Talking about Qigu there, he stretched out his hand to open the grenade (two taels of liquor) and took a sip.
"Cut! There is no one who understands your heart! Wang Ya understands, you have chased him into the cornfield to see others go to the bathroom, can he still not understand? You ask her to come and drink with you! Surely you can Let's talk together!" Zhao Cuihua gave Sun Zhong a hard look, and said to herself, why is this person so shameless?What do you mean by saying these words?Listen to me?Nima!Who am I!Besides Niu Er, you bad old men also want to hook me up?cut!Do not look at your virtue!
"You bastard! I've seen it all, and you still say it's not...!" Cui Dalou chased after him with a stick.With the personality of a big trumpet, it is not enough to play enough, and never stop playing when tired.So the couple ran back to the village all the time, and ran around the village again.All of a sudden, the whole village knew about this scandal.
"Nimma! Wang Ya, you're dead! Remember, I will come back!" Damaged species cried and cried while running.
"Niu Er! Hurry up and drive the geese home, and don't listen to them anymore. Remember!?" Guan Min'er took Niu Er to hide in the ditch and saw Sun Xiucai being chased away by his wife , said to Niu Er hurriedly.
"Yes! But what if they ask me for money?" Niu Er asked helplessly.
"Hmph! Then cheat! You don't have an IOU, what can they do to you? If you are in a hurry, you can go to their husband to pay back the money, hum! I don't believe they dare to ask for it!" Guan Min'er pouted, snort!The heart said that if there is no money, no one will give it!I love it!If their husbands find out about this, hum!I can't believe they will be indifferent!After speaking, Guan Min'er got on her bicycle and left in a hurry.
Wang Ya and the others came out of the cornfield and saw Niu Er driving the big goose back, stomping their feet angrily.Nima's!Lost species!It was you who ruined our good deed again!
"You... are you still staying here!? But... don't let my husband know, I'm also involved with you!" Wang Ni suddenly came out from behind, and said weakly.
"Damn! Don't tell me that no one will mention this to your husband! You idiot! Don't go back and be frightened by your husband and say everything!" Wu Biyun said abruptly from the side.They really didn't support Wang Ni, this woman was too weak, she didn't even dare to get in touch with these "comrades in arms", so they had to remind her.
The small village that had just calmed down not long ago suddenly became lively again, and the villagers wentssip about everything.Some said that Sun Zhong was really bad enough, some said that Wang Ya was really flirtatious, and of course there were also those who said that Niu Er was too good, and even at the age of 15, he even dealt with all these old women in the village.
It is also the reason that the autumn harvest is approaching, and it is also the reason why this incident has been spread. The men in the village who went out to work have been called back by their families one after another.One is for the autumn harvest, and the other is to let them watch over their wives. If they really wear a cuckold, it's good to say but not good to hear.
Everything has its ups and downs, and after a few days of noisy rumors, the village became quiet again.People in the village are busy harvesting crops.Everyone has no time to talk about these boring things. Although this year's harvest is not very good, it is also the harvest of a year's hard work and cannot be thrown away.
The Mid-Autumn Festival is at its busiest time, and it is rare for farmers to celebrate this festival happily and reunite with their families.Still, the gift-giving was unavoidable.Niu Er's mother asked Niu Er to catch some fish and two big geese to give gifts to Secretary Wang's house.
I don't know if it's because they haven't been well-raised or the time is short. Neither the fish fry nor the big geese have grown to a large size yet.The biggest fish weighed only one catty, and the big goose weighed three or four catties, but it was a good intention, and Secretary Wang happily accepted it.
There is no need for the rich village chief to rush to give gifts now, because the rich village chief's family is very busy now, and Guan Min'er is about to get married.
The wedding date is on the eleventh day, and as soon as the Mid-Autumn Festival is over, the eleventh day will arrive soon.So Mr. Fu and his family are very busy.Those who sent invitations, those who bought appliances, and those who helped decorate the new house were all busy.
Niu Er saw that Guan Min'er was getting married, and suddenly felt a sense of loss in his heart, which he had never experienced before, and Niu Er didn't know why, anyway, he couldn't feel better during this period of time.
"Niu Er! What are you thinking? Sister Min'er is getting married, and she wants me to be her bridesmaid! Sigh! When will you grow up quickly? I want to get married too!" Yu Jiali suddenly said Appeared in front of Niu Er.Seeing that Guan Min'er has been married twice, he has no hope of getting married yet!I'm really in a hurry!
"I... I have grown up! I can pick high, pee far, and...!"
"Oh! What are you talking about? You're so ashamed!" Yu Jiali blushed suddenly, but lowered her head with a snicker.She thought that Niu Er was deliberately teasing her, but how did she know that this was the grown-up and manly standard Guan Miner set for Niu Er.What Niu Er said is the truth, he just wants to prove that he has really grown up!I also want to get married!
Sun Zhong came to Wu Neng's small shop again, probably due to the busy farming season, there were no customers in the small shop.
"Zhao Cuihua! Bring me a grenade, three taels of peanuts. If you have any salted duck eggs, get me one! I'll drink some!" Sun Zhong shouted at Zhao Cuihua as soon as he came in.
"Salted duck eggs? I want to eat them! One yuan each! I'll cook them for you now!" Zhao Cuihua gave Sun Zhong a blank look. This bastard got Wu Neng beaten last time, and this time he went to peek at Wang Ya peeing again. !He was also chased and beaten by his wife all over the village, and now he still has the face to come out to drink? ?Really big face!
"Did you drown the salted duck eggs yourself? There is no cost, so how much money do you need? I come to drink all the time, so you can't just give me one for nothing. It's all about wooing customers!" Sun Zhong said cheekily. .
"Hmph! Those ducks I raise don't eat, but only lay eggs? No cost? Then next time you bring two at home, I will cook them for you for free! I want to take advantage of it!" Zhao Cuihua is not used to grandson. Zhong, want to take advantage? ?Do you think you can fool Wu Neng? ?snort!
"How do you learn this? Then you don't need salted duck eggs, you give me a ham sausage! Is Wu Neng here? Tell him to come out and have a drink with me! I'll treat you! See if I'm the kind of stingy person! Hey !” Sun Zhong said pretending to be generous.
"Wu Neng doesn't have time, he's cutting corn! If you want to drink, drink it yourself!" Zhao Cuihua took out all the things for Sun Zhong and put them on the small table.Turn around and go back to the counter.
"Oh! This... I want to drink and have no one to accompany me. I want to chat with someone, but there is no one who can know my heart and chat with me. Sigh! Life is so tiring!" Sun Zhongzuo Talking about Qigu there, he stretched out his hand to open the grenade (two taels of liquor) and took a sip.
"Cut! There is no one who understands your heart! Wang Ya understands, you have chased him into the cornfield to see others go to the bathroom, can he still not understand? You ask her to come and drink with you! Surely you can Let's talk together!" Zhao Cuihua gave Sun Zhong a hard look, and said to herself, why is this person so shameless?What do you mean by saying these words?Listen to me?Nima!Who am I!Besides Niu Er, you bad old men also want to hook me up?cut!Do not look at your virtue!
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