Niu Erge's Warm Life
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The police cars on the street were screaming, passing through the streets and alleys. This situation was really scary.Niu Er and Hua Jie rode a racing car and dodged into the downtown area.
"Niu Er! Did you see it! The whole city's police force was used for these bastards! You know how powerful it is! It seems difficult for us to go out in this state, you wait here for me, I'll go shopping!" Hua After the sister finished speaking, she handed her racing car to Niu Er, and turned around and entered a commercial building next to her.
Within ten minutes, Sister Hua ran out with two plastic bags.
"Niu Er! Find a place to change into your clothes!" Sister Hua said while running over.
A few minutes later, Niu Er and Hua Jie were wearing sports caps, sports clothes and sneakers.Both of them are a complete set of Li-Ning brand sports series!Plus these two cars.Those who don't know will completely think that they are two professional athletes.
The two rode straight to the outside of the city, but as soon as they arrived at a road leading to the outside of the city, they saw two police cars parked there from a distance, checking for vehicles of all sizes leaving the city.
"Your sister! Take us as wanted criminals!" Sister Hua cursed and hurriedly stopped the car.
"Sister Hua! What are the police afraid of? Let's go over there. If he stops us, we'll put them down and run away on the bike!" Niu Er scratched his head and said suddenly.
"Do you want us to run in front, followed by a row of police cars behind, and a few police cars in front to intercept. The police inside shouted with a loudspeaker: You are surrounded! Surrender quickly! Idiots! What do you think? Are you making a movie?" Sister Hua glared at Niu Er and said angrily.Suddenly he looked up at the Fifth Ring Road leading to the expressway next to him, and said, "Let's go to the Fifth Ring Road!"
"Shanghuan? What ring? Why?" Niu Er asked puzzled.
"I'll give you contraception! You bastard! Come with me!" Sister Hua's nose was almost out of breath, she yelled at Niu Er, and rode towards the Fifth Ring Road.
"Damn! Your sister! Always call me a bastard! If it weren't for the three wives, it would be very troublesome. Believe it or not, I will really take out my dick and treat you to be submissive!" Niu Er murmured in the back After saying a word, he hurriedly chased after him.
This racing car is really awesome!It's really fast to ride!The road surface on the expressway was particularly good, and the two of them were riding with their ears hanging from the wind, whining.
"Sister Hua! What's going on in front? Isn't it intercepting us?" Niu Er suddenly slowed down and turned to Sister Hua and asked.
"No! That's a toll booth! We've already crossed the boundary of Linhai!" Sister Hua said calmly, having gotten used to Niu Er's almost idiot appearance.
"Toll booth?...!" Niu Er was about to ask what the fee was, but suddenly closed his mouth again, he was afraid that Sister Hua would scold him again.
Inside the toll booth, several staff members were a little dizzy when they saw Niu Er and Sister Hua coming by in their racing cars!Do not know what's going on!Where did these two people come from?There is no regulation on how the bicycle should be charged. Do you want to intercept it? !
"Hey! Why are you riding bicycles on the highway? How dangerous is it? Get off quickly!" Suddenly a person shouted kindly.
"We don't know how we got up! We can't go down now! We can't find the exit!" Sister Hua shouted loudly.
"Damn it! There's such a bastard!" The man muttered and then shouted: "Go back 50 miles and there is an exit in Linhai City, if you go 250 kilometers further, you will go directly to Yanjing! "
"Oh! Then let's go down to the front!" Sister Hua responded and followed a car that had just paid the toll through the toll gate.Niu Er hastily followed.
"Damn it! It's really enough! ... Alas! You haven't paid the bridge toll yet!"
"We'll give it to you when we come back!"
"Hey! He is riding a bicycle, why do you still ask him for a bridge toll?" A girl next to him suddenly asked.
"I thought this guy was so stupid, maybe he could give it!"
"Hee hee! I think you are good enough!"
"........."
"Hee hee!" After Niu Er passed by, he saw Sister Hua giggling.
"What are you laughing at?" Sister Hua couldn't help asking.
"Hee hee! That person called you a dick!" Niu Er said proudly, thinking that you always call me a dick, hum!Now someone also says you are a second child!
"Hmph! I'm not blaming you!" Sister Hua said, glaring at Niu Er.
"Blame me? Can you blame me for this?" Niu Er asked in surprise.My heart said that this woman is really pretty!What do you blame me for when someone scolds you! ?
"Hmph! Didn't it become like this because you were touched by a bastard like you!" Sister Hua blushed and tried hard, pedaling the racing car and trying to run forward.
"???? Hey hey! Hey hey, hey hey!" Niu Er pondered for a while, then giggled.
250 kilometers is not a short distance. In the end, Sister Hua was dragged by Niu Er with a rope and dragged back to Yanjing. It was already midnight when she arrived in Yanjing.
"Niu'er! I want to eat egg fried rice! I want to eat beef fried rice! I still have to sleep...! I'm tired and hungry! What to do!?" Sister Hua got off the racing car and sat directly on the side of the road. Ken is gone.
"Hee hee! Sister Hua! How about I carry you behind my back?" Niu Er said with a smile.
"Hey! Niu'er! I'm warning you, don't think that you can take advantage of me so that you can dream about me! I'm a celibate, don't try to get close to me! It's useless to get close! But, Niu'er! You should carry me behind your back! I really can't walk anymore!" Sister Hua, who was still stiff-faced just now, suddenly said with a bitter face.
"Really, really carry it? Then, what should I do with the two cars?" Niu Er didn't expect that Sister Hua would really have to carry it by herself, but the two cars are also very valuable. The two buddies said more than 5000 yuan one too!You can't just throw it away, can you?
"Hey! It's better this way, I don't have to worry about you touching me. You push two cars, and then carry me on your back!" Sister Hua really stood up after speaking, and came behind Niu Er , all of a sudden lay on Niu Er's back.
"Sister Hua! I remember as if I didn't owe you anything! And I saved you! You shouldn't treat me like this now!" Niu Er pushed a racing car with one hand, walking forward with a bitter face Said.
"Hey! You saved people to the end. I will thank you very much when I go back. I will give you both of these cars, and I don't want one!" Sister Hua said with a smile.
"These two cars weren't yours in the first place! Those two buddies gave us this racing car for my sake!"
"How do you know that they didn't take a fancy to my beauty and use these two cars to curry favor with me?"
"..." Niu Er was completely speechless!
"Niu Er! Did you see it! The whole city's police force was used for these bastards! You know how powerful it is! It seems difficult for us to go out in this state, you wait here for me, I'll go shopping!" Hua After the sister finished speaking, she handed her racing car to Niu Er, and turned around and entered a commercial building next to her.
Within ten minutes, Sister Hua ran out with two plastic bags.
"Niu Er! Find a place to change into your clothes!" Sister Hua said while running over.
A few minutes later, Niu Er and Hua Jie were wearing sports caps, sports clothes and sneakers.Both of them are a complete set of Li-Ning brand sports series!Plus these two cars.Those who don't know will completely think that they are two professional athletes.
The two rode straight to the outside of the city, but as soon as they arrived at a road leading to the outside of the city, they saw two police cars parked there from a distance, checking for vehicles of all sizes leaving the city.
"Your sister! Take us as wanted criminals!" Sister Hua cursed and hurriedly stopped the car.
"Sister Hua! What are the police afraid of? Let's go over there. If he stops us, we'll put them down and run away on the bike!" Niu Er scratched his head and said suddenly.
"Do you want us to run in front, followed by a row of police cars behind, and a few police cars in front to intercept. The police inside shouted with a loudspeaker: You are surrounded! Surrender quickly! Idiots! What do you think? Are you making a movie?" Sister Hua glared at Niu Er and said angrily.Suddenly he looked up at the Fifth Ring Road leading to the expressway next to him, and said, "Let's go to the Fifth Ring Road!"
"Shanghuan? What ring? Why?" Niu Er asked puzzled.
"I'll give you contraception! You bastard! Come with me!" Sister Hua's nose was almost out of breath, she yelled at Niu Er, and rode towards the Fifth Ring Road.
"Damn! Your sister! Always call me a bastard! If it weren't for the three wives, it would be very troublesome. Believe it or not, I will really take out my dick and treat you to be submissive!" Niu Er murmured in the back After saying a word, he hurriedly chased after him.
This racing car is really awesome!It's really fast to ride!The road surface on the expressway was particularly good, and the two of them were riding with their ears hanging from the wind, whining.
"Sister Hua! What's going on in front? Isn't it intercepting us?" Niu Er suddenly slowed down and turned to Sister Hua and asked.
"No! That's a toll booth! We've already crossed the boundary of Linhai!" Sister Hua said calmly, having gotten used to Niu Er's almost idiot appearance.
"Toll booth?...!" Niu Er was about to ask what the fee was, but suddenly closed his mouth again, he was afraid that Sister Hua would scold him again.
Inside the toll booth, several staff members were a little dizzy when they saw Niu Er and Sister Hua coming by in their racing cars!Do not know what's going on!Where did these two people come from?There is no regulation on how the bicycle should be charged. Do you want to intercept it? !
"Hey! Why are you riding bicycles on the highway? How dangerous is it? Get off quickly!" Suddenly a person shouted kindly.
"We don't know how we got up! We can't go down now! We can't find the exit!" Sister Hua shouted loudly.
"Damn it! There's such a bastard!" The man muttered and then shouted: "Go back 50 miles and there is an exit in Linhai City, if you go 250 kilometers further, you will go directly to Yanjing! "
"Oh! Then let's go down to the front!" Sister Hua responded and followed a car that had just paid the toll through the toll gate.Niu Er hastily followed.
"Damn it! It's really enough! ... Alas! You haven't paid the bridge toll yet!"
"We'll give it to you when we come back!"
"Hey! He is riding a bicycle, why do you still ask him for a bridge toll?" A girl next to him suddenly asked.
"I thought this guy was so stupid, maybe he could give it!"
"Hee hee! I think you are good enough!"
"........."
"Hee hee!" After Niu Er passed by, he saw Sister Hua giggling.
"What are you laughing at?" Sister Hua couldn't help asking.
"Hee hee! That person called you a dick!" Niu Er said proudly, thinking that you always call me a dick, hum!Now someone also says you are a second child!
"Hmph! I'm not blaming you!" Sister Hua said, glaring at Niu Er.
"Blame me? Can you blame me for this?" Niu Er asked in surprise.My heart said that this woman is really pretty!What do you blame me for when someone scolds you! ?
"Hmph! Didn't it become like this because you were touched by a bastard like you!" Sister Hua blushed and tried hard, pedaling the racing car and trying to run forward.
"???? Hey hey! Hey hey, hey hey!" Niu Er pondered for a while, then giggled.
250 kilometers is not a short distance. In the end, Sister Hua was dragged by Niu Er with a rope and dragged back to Yanjing. It was already midnight when she arrived in Yanjing.
"Niu'er! I want to eat egg fried rice! I want to eat beef fried rice! I still have to sleep...! I'm tired and hungry! What to do!?" Sister Hua got off the racing car and sat directly on the side of the road. Ken is gone.
"Hee hee! Sister Hua! How about I carry you behind my back?" Niu Er said with a smile.
"Hey! Niu'er! I'm warning you, don't think that you can take advantage of me so that you can dream about me! I'm a celibate, don't try to get close to me! It's useless to get close! But, Niu'er! You should carry me behind your back! I really can't walk anymore!" Sister Hua, who was still stiff-faced just now, suddenly said with a bitter face.
"Really, really carry it? Then, what should I do with the two cars?" Niu Er didn't expect that Sister Hua would really have to carry it by herself, but the two cars are also very valuable. The two buddies said more than 5000 yuan one too!You can't just throw it away, can you?
"Hey! It's better this way, I don't have to worry about you touching me. You push two cars, and then carry me on your back!" Sister Hua really stood up after speaking, and came behind Niu Er , all of a sudden lay on Niu Er's back.
"Sister Hua! I remember as if I didn't owe you anything! And I saved you! You shouldn't treat me like this now!" Niu Er pushed a racing car with one hand, walking forward with a bitter face Said.
"Hey! You saved people to the end. I will thank you very much when I go back. I will give you both of these cars, and I don't want one!" Sister Hua said with a smile.
"These two cars weren't yours in the first place! Those two buddies gave us this racing car for my sake!"
"How do you know that they didn't take a fancy to my beauty and use these two cars to curry favor with me?"
"..." Niu Er was completely speechless!
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