Niu Erge's Warm Life
0336 Hooliganism
Niu Er gave Juanzi the newly bought mobile phone, and Juanzi was even more happy, so that he could directly find Niu Er in the future.
"Niu Er! You tell my sister the truth, that Xiaofeng looks good, don't you and her also...?? Hehe!" Juanzi laughed halfway through the sentence.
"No! Sister Juanzi! We are good friends! That's why I asked her to come over and help me take care of you!" Niu Er said hastily.
"Hmph! I think you're a kid! Anyone who knows you now doesn't know that you can't move when you see a beautiful woman! You already have three wives in your family, and I'm not even a third wife now, so I should be a fourth." Yes! I can’t believe you don’t have a little five and a little six! But! Niu Er! I’m also your little four, you can have a meal with me! I’ll make you something delicious at noon! Is that okay?” Fat Sister Juanzi pulled Niu Er and said with a pleading face.
"Hey! Isn't it just a meal! You don't need to make it yourself, we can go to the hotel to eat!" Niu Er said with a smile.
"Cut! If your cold wife sees it and won't eat me! I won't go! Besides, I just want you to taste the meals I cooked for you! I have learned a lot in the restaurant for so long I can cook things, general dishes!" Juanzi curled her lips, she was really a little scared of Leng Shuangyue!I heard that she is still in the underworld, hum!Ever since I became this junior, I dare not walk in the daytime, let alone join the underworld.
"That... that's fine too! I'll go out and buy some food, and you'll be waiting for me at home!" Niu Er agreed with his nod.
Juanzi was very happy, seeing Niu Er leaving the house, she felt happy, and went to get ready to do something at noon.
Niu Er strolled to the vegetable market by himself, walked around a lot, bought several kinds of vegetables, and bought a fish.Turn around and walk towards the place selling beef and mutton opposite.Suddenly, a beautiful voice sounded like a silver bell, and Niu Er's eyes lit up.Turning around sharply, he looked in the direction of the sound.
I rely on!It turned out that it was really that **** little cutie!Wu Yulian!hey-hey!Yulian!No matter how it sounds, it feels like Xiao Jinlian's younger sister!But it is much more beautiful than the little golden lotus in TV.Although she came from a remote place in the countryside, she is a stunning daughter-in-law!I really didn't expect that stupid Wu Chengcai to have such a seductive younger sister!hey-hey!Niu Er's eyes straightened immediately.No wonder Pan Wenjie called him a little pervert!
It seems that this Wu Yulian is shopping in the market with two girls, talking and laughing while walking towards this side.
Niu Er slowed down his pace, dangling slowly in front of him with the vegetables in his hand.
Wu Yulian and the other two little girls were talking and laughing as they walked forward when they were suddenly blocked by a person.This person didn't look back but didn't walk quickly, and he didn't buy anything. He would block you wherever you went. Wu Yulian and the other two little girls were so angry that they stared at the person in front of them fiercely.I wish I could kill him instantly with my eyes.
"Hey! Good dog... out of the way!"
Suddenly, Wu Yulian couldn't bear it anymore and cursed.
Niu Er, who was dangling in front of him, frowned, and the little girl was scolding herself? ?snort!Suddenly, he raised his waist and pouted his buttocks!
"puff!"
"what!"
Why is this person like this?Fart and even put on a shape?The three little girls withdrew quickly, covering their mouths and noses, and retreated a dozen steps away in a blink of an eye.
Niu Er stood up and swayed forward as if nothing happened!
"Yulian! Let's go over there! This person is disgusting!" A little girl pulled Wu Yulian to the other side of the road.
Niu Er giggled, stretched out his hand and rubbed the plastic bag in his hand again, 'Pfft! 'Nimma!It really sounds like it.Seeing Wu Yulian and the two little girls walking towards the gate of the market from the other side, Niu Er quickened his pace and walked through the middle of the market to the gate of the market.
Wu Yulian and the two little girls had just arrived at the gate of the market, and suddenly saw the familiar figure from the back again. The three girls couldn't help but tighten their noses, with a disgusted look on their faces, wondering why this person appeared here again. up?He wanted to go around from the side.
"Hey! Xiao Yulian! I just watched Water Margin two days ago, and Xiao Jinlian is very beautiful, but you are even more beautiful than your sister!" Niu Er suddenly turned around with a mean smile. Let's talk.
Wu Jinlian was startled, and suddenly recognized that this wasn't the bully who threw things at her restaurant and caused trouble?At first glance, he looks like a hooligan, not a good guy.snort!
"Ah! Aren't you that big brother named Niu Er! You look so handsome today! So cool!"
Nima!This little jade lotus is not only super cute! ~ This voice is also super cute!Just after hearing a sentence, Niu Er's bones are crisp!A look of enjoyment on his face.
"Brother Niu Er! I heard that you have many wives, right?"
I wipe!What a cutie!Big eyes, long eyelashes flickering, tilting her head like a super cute girl.Niu Er was almost drunk!But how does she know this?
"That's right! Brother Niu Er! I heard that your wives are all pregnant! Is it true that they won't let you touch them anymore? I can't vent my anger now? I heard people say that This is a good way to solve it!" Before Niu Er could speak, Wu Yulian's small mouth rattled like a machine gun.
"...???"
"Pull it out, put a brick under it and hit it twice with another brick! It works very well!"
"...???"
"Oh! Big brother! The last time your wife twisted your ears, you were so cute! Are you afraid of your wife? You have so many wives, why are you still afraid of your wife?...!"
"...????"
"Yulian! Stop talking! Let's go!" Seeing Niu Er's expression turned a little scary, the two little girls next to her hurriedly dragged Wu Yulian away!
"By the way! Big Brother! I forgot to tell you, Kameto Ichiro will come before the Chinese New Year! Don't be beaten so hard that you can't get up! Otherwise, you should practice the Sunflower Book!...But, that way ...You have to ask your wife if you will let me...!" Wu Yulian shouted back as she was being dragged by two little girls.
Niu Er stood there stupidly!The little face is green!A hot-blooded heart is in that smug beauty, so excited!It was almost on fire, and a sudden basin of cold water almost drowned this heart to death!crack!Until it completely shatters!Niu Er can't do it anymore!
"Niu Er! You tell my sister the truth, that Xiaofeng looks good, don't you and her also...?? Hehe!" Juanzi laughed halfway through the sentence.
"No! Sister Juanzi! We are good friends! That's why I asked her to come over and help me take care of you!" Niu Er said hastily.
"Hmph! I think you're a kid! Anyone who knows you now doesn't know that you can't move when you see a beautiful woman! You already have three wives in your family, and I'm not even a third wife now, so I should be a fourth." Yes! I can’t believe you don’t have a little five and a little six! But! Niu Er! I’m also your little four, you can have a meal with me! I’ll make you something delicious at noon! Is that okay?” Fat Sister Juanzi pulled Niu Er and said with a pleading face.
"Hey! Isn't it just a meal! You don't need to make it yourself, we can go to the hotel to eat!" Niu Er said with a smile.
"Cut! If your cold wife sees it and won't eat me! I won't go! Besides, I just want you to taste the meals I cooked for you! I have learned a lot in the restaurant for so long I can cook things, general dishes!" Juanzi curled her lips, she was really a little scared of Leng Shuangyue!I heard that she is still in the underworld, hum!Ever since I became this junior, I dare not walk in the daytime, let alone join the underworld.
"That... that's fine too! I'll go out and buy some food, and you'll be waiting for me at home!" Niu Er agreed with his nod.
Juanzi was very happy, seeing Niu Er leaving the house, she felt happy, and went to get ready to do something at noon.
Niu Er strolled to the vegetable market by himself, walked around a lot, bought several kinds of vegetables, and bought a fish.Turn around and walk towards the place selling beef and mutton opposite.Suddenly, a beautiful voice sounded like a silver bell, and Niu Er's eyes lit up.Turning around sharply, he looked in the direction of the sound.
I rely on!It turned out that it was really that **** little cutie!Wu Yulian!hey-hey!Yulian!No matter how it sounds, it feels like Xiao Jinlian's younger sister!But it is much more beautiful than the little golden lotus in TV.Although she came from a remote place in the countryside, she is a stunning daughter-in-law!I really didn't expect that stupid Wu Chengcai to have such a seductive younger sister!hey-hey!Niu Er's eyes straightened immediately.No wonder Pan Wenjie called him a little pervert!
It seems that this Wu Yulian is shopping in the market with two girls, talking and laughing while walking towards this side.
Niu Er slowed down his pace, dangling slowly in front of him with the vegetables in his hand.
Wu Yulian and the other two little girls were talking and laughing as they walked forward when they were suddenly blocked by a person.This person didn't look back but didn't walk quickly, and he didn't buy anything. He would block you wherever you went. Wu Yulian and the other two little girls were so angry that they stared at the person in front of them fiercely.I wish I could kill him instantly with my eyes.
"Hey! Good dog... out of the way!"
Suddenly, Wu Yulian couldn't bear it anymore and cursed.
Niu Er, who was dangling in front of him, frowned, and the little girl was scolding herself? ?snort!Suddenly, he raised his waist and pouted his buttocks!
"puff!"
"what!"
Why is this person like this?Fart and even put on a shape?The three little girls withdrew quickly, covering their mouths and noses, and retreated a dozen steps away in a blink of an eye.
Niu Er stood up and swayed forward as if nothing happened!
"Yulian! Let's go over there! This person is disgusting!" A little girl pulled Wu Yulian to the other side of the road.
Niu Er giggled, stretched out his hand and rubbed the plastic bag in his hand again, 'Pfft! 'Nimma!It really sounds like it.Seeing Wu Yulian and the two little girls walking towards the gate of the market from the other side, Niu Er quickened his pace and walked through the middle of the market to the gate of the market.
Wu Yulian and the two little girls had just arrived at the gate of the market, and suddenly saw the familiar figure from the back again. The three girls couldn't help but tighten their noses, with a disgusted look on their faces, wondering why this person appeared here again. up?He wanted to go around from the side.
"Hey! Xiao Yulian! I just watched Water Margin two days ago, and Xiao Jinlian is very beautiful, but you are even more beautiful than your sister!" Niu Er suddenly turned around with a mean smile. Let's talk.
Wu Jinlian was startled, and suddenly recognized that this wasn't the bully who threw things at her restaurant and caused trouble?At first glance, he looks like a hooligan, not a good guy.snort!
"Ah! Aren't you that big brother named Niu Er! You look so handsome today! So cool!"
Nima!This little jade lotus is not only super cute! ~ This voice is also super cute!Just after hearing a sentence, Niu Er's bones are crisp!A look of enjoyment on his face.
"Brother Niu Er! I heard that you have many wives, right?"
I wipe!What a cutie!Big eyes, long eyelashes flickering, tilting her head like a super cute girl.Niu Er was almost drunk!But how does she know this?
"That's right! Brother Niu Er! I heard that your wives are all pregnant! Is it true that they won't let you touch them anymore? I can't vent my anger now? I heard people say that This is a good way to solve it!" Before Niu Er could speak, Wu Yulian's small mouth rattled like a machine gun.
"...???"
"Pull it out, put a brick under it and hit it twice with another brick! It works very well!"
"...???"
"Oh! Big brother! The last time your wife twisted your ears, you were so cute! Are you afraid of your wife? You have so many wives, why are you still afraid of your wife?...!"
"...????"
"Yulian! Stop talking! Let's go!" Seeing Niu Er's expression turned a little scary, the two little girls next to her hurriedly dragged Wu Yulian away!
"By the way! Big Brother! I forgot to tell you, Kameto Ichiro will come before the Chinese New Year! Don't be beaten so hard that you can't get up! Otherwise, you should practice the Sunflower Book!...But, that way ...You have to ask your wife if you will let me...!" Wu Yulian shouted back as she was being dragged by two little girls.
Niu Er stood there stupidly!The little face is green!A hot-blooded heart is in that smug beauty, so excited!It was almost on fire, and a sudden basin of cold water almost drowned this heart to death!crack!Until it completely shatters!Niu Er can't do it anymore!
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