Niu Erge's Warm Life

The audience roared with laughter. Guan Min'er and Leng Shuangyue, who were sitting on the left and right of Niu Eryi, didn't do anything wrong. After all, they were not Aunt Liang anymore. They didn't take these sensitive words seriously. They just laughed along with them. laugh.But Shui Ling'er next to her blushed, she hurriedly lowered her head and pretended to tease Niu Er's son.The little calf's ears were plugged, but he was really happy. He didn't sleep in Shui Ling'er's arms, but rolled his two big eyes and kept looking at the stage.Needless to say, he will also be a little pervert in the future.

The performance continues on the stage Male: Let me break the news to everyone, there are many duo actors who are in pairs, and they are all couples!However, my partner and I are not married!

Female: Yes!We are just partners, not couples!

Man: But we sleep together!

The female one pointed to the most yelling Boss Chi under the platform and said: Go!Who is sleeping with you?Don't talk so nonsense!If you say that, the big brother next to you will not be happy!hey-hey!

Male: how?Do you still want to sleep with big brother all night?

Woman: I do have that thought, but I'm afraid that the big sister next to me will beat me up!hehe!

"Okay! Reward! Fifty!" Mr. Chi suddenly stood up, pulled out a 50 yuan bill and shouted.

"Damn it! You really are pretending!" Niu Er cursed in a low voice!

"Hey! It's none of our business if someone has money! Watch the show! It's rare for a few of us to come out today, don't make trouble!" Guan Min'er pulled Niu Er's clothes and said softly.

Man: Thank you!Thanks!I'll let her sleep with you tonight!Ha ha!

Some service personnel have already taken the money in the past.

The actor said again: Let me tell you, it's really not easy for us to become actors.Especially with the current social development, it is not easy to perform in any theater now.

Woman: Why is it not easy?

Male: Hidden rules!Everyone has heard the term by now?Unspoken rules have also appeared in our duozhuan industry!

Female: Have you met?Who gave you unspoken rules?whee!

Man: I... I look like this, I want to be unspoken, but no one pays attention to me.I tell you, but, you must never say that I said it, please!Can't say I said it!

Female: What's the matter?Also the whole mysterious?

Male: Hey!Audience friends, after watching our show, you must pay attention to the pair of partners who will come up later!That pair is a couple, they are both good-looking, talented and beautiful!Much better than the two of us!

Female: Who said, I am also pretty!

Man: Listen to me, but, the couple can't sleep together every day!You see, our partners are not a couple, but we sleep together every day.They are a couple, but it's hard to sleep together!

Female: How do you know!Nonsense!

Male: Hey!Tell you, let me meet yesterday.Yesterday I went to the owner of this big theater to talk about today's performance. As soon as I arrived at the door of his office, I saw that man squatting at the door and wiping tears!I went over and asked: What's wrong with you, is it because the boss doesn't let you perform here?

The kid said: No!Others pay 50 yuan for a performance, and the boss gives me [-] yuan!

I said, then why are you crying?Did you shed tears of joy?

The boy shook his head without making a sound.At this moment, his wife came out of the office, tying her clothes while she came out!I understood at a glance, this is how the 200 yuan came for one game!

Just then the stage director came over, and the stage director was a woman.At a glance, he saw that the silly boy was handsome, and he waved and said: You!Come in with me!

Out of nowhere, this kid followed the female director into her office.After half an hour, the kid came out with his pants up.

I just asked: what did you go in for?What did she say?How many games do you want to rank?

The kid said again: It doesn't matter which show, but my performance fee has risen to [-]!

"Oh...!" There was another burst of laughter from the audience!

"Okay! Okay! A reward... one hundred!" Mr. Chi stood up again, holding a hundred-yuan bill, and shouted.

"Fuck! You bastard!" Niu Er stretched out his hand and pulled out two hundred-yuan bills, and was about to stand up.

"What are you doing? You can't spend money like this! Go out later, and use the money to buy clothes for Shui Ling'er or something! Ling'er will show you that my son has suffered a lot!" Guan Min'er reached out and snatched Niu second-hand Said the hundred-dollar bill inside.

Shui Ling'er blushed, glanced at Niu Er, and lowered her head.

Then the two people on the stage sang a little hat, and talked about something else for a while!It made the audience applaud and applaud one after another.Mr. Chi in front gave rewards one after another.When I finally saw the scene where the actors on the stage were pushing and pulling, they actually put their hands into the arms of the woman next to them, and screamed a few times proudly!

Guan Min'er and Leng Shuangyue were leaning on Niu Er's arms, and their faces blushed when they heard the dirty jokes on the stage.Even more beautiful.Niu Er was proud for a while, hugging left and right, two super beauties!Nima!There is nothing more awesome than this!

Shui Ling'er hugged Niu Er's son in her arms, concealing her heartbeat.Now I know why her parents didn't let her look at things before.

The performance was finally over, and everyone went out one after another.Because they were in the front row, they are now at the back.Simply sit there and wait for the crowd to disperse.Suddenly, Mr. Chi hugged the woman while kissing and nibbling, and turned around to go out. When he turned around, he suddenly saw Niu Er holding two women on his arms, and they were also two stunning beauties!Looking back at my own woman, I usually feel pretty good-looking, but now she is so much worse than others!Envious and jealous eyes cast over.

"Hmph!" Niu Er was awesome this time, deliberately made a proud posture, hugged Guan Min'er and Leng Shuangyue even tighter, got up and walked out.Shui Ling'er hurriedly followed behind with the calf in her arms.

As soon as he left the gate of the theater, the strong sunlight outside suddenly dazzled his eyes.Several people got used to it, turned around and walked towards their car.

"Sir! I hope you can donate your love for the fundraising activity of the Project of Giving Love and Hope!" Suddenly, a pleasant voice came.

Niu Er turned around and saw that there were two tables and a banner by the side of the road.It turned out to be a fundraiser for the Hope Project!Several girls dressed as students are braving the scorching sun to promote to the crowd passing by the roadside.

"Let's donate some!" Guan Min'er said suddenly, pulling Niu Er's hand.

"Yeah!" Niu Er responded, took out two hundred-yuan bills and walked over.

"Sir! Donate some money to the Hope Project! We thank you on behalf of those children who can't afford to go to school!" Suddenly a girl greeted Mr. Chi behind Niu Er and the others, and said with a smile on her face.

"Go away! Who knows if you're lying!" Boss Chi shouted angrily.