Niu Erge's Warm Life

I'm not sincere, what do you mean.

"Great God, I have a heart, a heart, a heart, can you please help me show me how to make money," Sun Zhong said hastily.

"You are sincere... ah, how can I tell the difference, you have to show it... ah, you are loyal, I don't care about money or money, more money buys wider roads and less trails, don't you It means how do I know if your heart is sincere or not, um...fa...," Dashen sang while shaking his head and dancing.

"Hey, this is asking for money. Didn't I agree on 500 yuan when I invited you here? Didn't I already give it to you? Why do you need it?" Sun Zhong muttered and turned to his wife Cui Xiaoya said.

"Oh, don't talk nonsense, be careful, the gods will blame you, you haven't heard, now you go to the zoo in the city, the ticket is only 30 yuan, but you have already gone, and you have to spend money if you want to see it. I can only wander around for a while, the ticket money is useless, maybe the [-] is the ticket money, don’t you want to find a way to make money and don’t spend any more money, take it quickly,” Cui Xiaoya said with a tug on Sun Zhong.

"Take... ah, how much do you take?" Sun Zhong asked.

"Didn't people say, more money buys wide roads, less money buys trails, get more, get fifty," Cui Xiaoya said again.

"Hey, if I knew this, I would ask you to come back. I'll take another 50 yuan at the beginning," Sun Zhong muttered and took out [-] yuan, and handed it to the Great God: "Mystery, this Here's the money, "

"Pfft...wow, you are called a helper..., you are not sincere, I didn't put this money in my arms, this is your way of making money, put it under the incense burner, and give it to the gods of all walks of life, only others can give it to you." You improve your fortune, hey hey hey...ah," the great god sang while shaking his head.

"Ah, you don't want it, hehe, this is letting you put it under the censer, God doesn't want this money," Sun Zhong was happy, and pressed it under the censer, and after a while, take it out and take it out by yourself.

"God, the money is ready, please help me show me the way to make money,"

"Your source of wealth..., in..."

"where,"

Dashen swayed and stood up suddenly, stretched out a hand and pointed in front.

"Ah, in the south, what can I do to make money," Sun Zhong asked hastily.

"Oh, that's the south side, Nima, I was dizzy just now and I can't tell the difference between the south, the east, and the north," the great god got his heart in his heart, jumped up again and sang: "Your wealth, the wealth is rolling like a torrent Go this way, it's a pity that your family doesn't want to have a mountain, the mountain blocks the way of wealth, it's a bit difficult to move the mountain, hey... hey hey, "

"Dashan, God, did you drink too much when I toasted you just now? We are here on a plain, let alone a mountain, and there is not even a mound. What kind of mountain should we move?" Sun Zhong became anxious, this is not empty talk To put it bluntly, there is no mountain if you go a hundred miles to the south.

"I said that the mountain is the mountain. How can you see it with the naked eye? Think about the people and surnames in the south of your house, which person is related to the mountain," the great god sang again.

"It's related to the mountain. There's no one whose name or surname is related to the mountain in the south," Sun Zhong's mind raced. No one in the few households in the south had a name related to the mountain.

"Niu Er, is it Niu Er, but what does he have to do with Dashan?" Cui Xiaoya said suddenly.

"Hahaha, what nonsense are you talking about? What does Niu Er have to do with Dashan?" Sun Zhong said.

"Well...Fa, if you want to say that you are really mortal with naked eyes, Niu Er is not an ordinary mediocre person. He is stepping on a mountain of emerald clouds, and he is on your family's road to wealth. He wants to move this place away. Shan, I want to invite gods from all walks of life to come down to earth, it’s easy to invite gods and it’s hard to send them away, so you need to prepare a lot of money.”

"Crap, let's talk nonsense, Niu Er is stepping on Cuiyun Mountain, so who is he?"

"Who is it, Bull Demon King? Is there even a need to ask? You haven't read Journey to the West," the Great God said anxiously.