Niu Erge's Warm Life
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"Ah?..." Old Xiao froze for a moment, this idiot really wanted to catch birds?Haha laughed and said: "Yes! If you can catch it back, it's over! If you can't catch it, you'll have to look at it!"
"Hmph! You said it! Don't go back on your word!" Niu Er took out a coin, picked a fifty-cent one, weighed it in his hand, and suddenly shook his hand, and the coin flew out.
"Snapped!"
"Flop!" The bird on the tree fluttered and fell down.
Everyone, everyone was stunned.Nima!This is more accurate than a gun.
Niu Er ignored the astonished gazes from the side, and stepped over to pick up the lazi bird on the ground, wow!died!Turning around and coming back, he put the dead bird in Old Xiaotou's hand, shrugged his shoulders and said, "You said, this thing is over, right! Then I can go now, right?"
"You...you beat it to death!"
"You didn't say you had to catch them alive!"
After Niu Er finished speaking, he turned around and left. He didn't have time to argue with these old guys, so he just let them quit.In any case, they are all people who are about to enter the soil.
Suddenly, three fierce middle-aged men in front blocked the way.All three of them were wearing the uniforms of the urban management brigade, and they looked like cowards!
"Dad! What's going on?" It turned out that these three people were the sons of Lao Xiaotou, who came out in the morning to find someone to fine him!
"Don't let him go! He killed Lao Suntou's bird! Let him pay the fine!" Seeing his three sons coming, Lao Xiaotou got excited again and pointed at Niu Er.
"Fuck! Do you know where this is? How dare you pretend to be aggressive here? Are you looking for a beating? If you are smart, you will get money and let you leave!"
These three people are used to being arrogant. Seeing Niu Er, such an ugly boy, they all thought it was a crime not to bully an honest person!
"Damn! I just can't find anyone to vent my anger on! You guys came at the right time! They are all urban management, right? Urban management is awesome, right? Hmph! Let me let you know that urban management can't manage everything!" Niu Erzheng I'm so angry that I have nowhere to vent it, but when I see these three guys come to your door, don't be too polite!
Crackling!Crackling!In an instant, the faces of the three urban management brothers were all deformed!The cheeks are red and swollen, the eye circles are dark, the nose is bleeding, and the urban management has turned into a painted cat.
"Ba ba ba ba!" Suddenly, a car horn sounded, and Niu Er looked up, and saw Hei Jin driving a car parked beside the square.Waving to Niu Er.
"Crack! Prodigal bitch! You must be afraid that I will go back and cut her! Be good!" Niu Er wiped his nose and walked towards the car.
Everyone watched Niu Er get into the car and went away, and then suddenly realized that this kid seemed to have beaten someone just now!How could he just leave like that?
"Son!...Son! Damn it! Hurry up and call the police!" Lao Xiaotou cried out as he saw his three sons being beaten like pigs.
Hula!The crowd dispersed!No one stayed, and no one called the police.Lao Suntou, Lao Litou and the other old men also killed pigs and didn't brag...they withered away!
"Dad! What's the use of calling the police? Those people at the police station are not as tough as we are! Hurry up and call my elder brother and ask him to lead someone to destroy that kid! Huh... Nima! My face! This virtue will never return How to pick up girls!"
Leaving the chaos behind, Niu Er and Hei Jin drove back. Hei Jin suddenly asked, "Why did you disappear suddenly in the middle of the night? You came so far away?"
"Ah?... Hehe! I'm sleepwalking! I don't know why I came here!" Niu Er was afraid of Hei Jin.He didn't say that he came here after chasing Hu Dahai.
"Liar! Then why did you fight with them again? They are ordinary people, why do you also fight with them?"
"I didn't hit those old men, I hit those urban management! Those three guys didn't look like a good thing at first sight! Besides, you didn't see that those old men are domineering. I mentioned it Get angry! That's right! Didn't you sleep, why did you come to pick me up again?"
"Cut! When you called, I just fell asleep. I was so dazed that I thought you were sleeping upstairs. I couldn't help it and didn't want to practice your hundred-day magical skills anymore. I wanted to ask me to help you relax! Later I felt something was wrong, and when I saw no one in your room, I hurried out!" Hei Jin said with a blushing face.
"Hee hee! Elder sister Heijin, have you thought about it!? After I have practiced my hundred-day magical skills, I will take good care of you, elder sister!"
"Go! Little rascal!" Hei Jin cursed on her lips, but she was flattered in her heart.
After tossing around all night, Niu Er was also a little sleepy.Back at the bar, Niu Er fell asleep.I slept all day and didn't get up until evening.
"Boss! Get up! What do you want to eat? I'll get it for you!" Chi Lian stepped forward and said when he saw Niu Er went downstairs.
Niu Er looked around, there were quite a few people in the bar.Hei Jin and others are busy taking care of the guests.So he pointed to an empty table and said, "I'll go and sit over there, just get something to eat!"
"Hey! Just wait for a while! It will be ready soon!" Chi Lian turned and left, and after a while came back with some side dishes and a bottle of beer, and put them on Niu Er's table.
"Boss! Shall I discuss something with you?" Chi Lian suddenly said with a smile.
"Why do you want to discuss it? If you have something to say, just talk about it!" Niu Er said while opening the beer with a bang.
"Boss! Last time Sister Min'er told me about opening a hotel. I was the one who offended Sister Min'er last time! It caused Senior Sister Heijin and Zhuyeqing to lose their glasses in Sister Min'er's eyes." The trust level has been improved. Well, tell Miner, let Senior Sister Heijin and Zhuyeqing manage the hotel! Me, me and Glasses stay and manage the bar! Who made us two too impulsive that day, and competed with Sister Miner What about it? But you can’t influence Senior Sister Heijin because of this, right? Besides, Senior Sister is your woman! And it can be seen that she cares about you very much. It’s not just for fun! If you hand over the hotel to him, you will Don't worry, don't you?" Chi Lian pouted and said pretendingly.
"Hey! Isn't it just a big hotel! What is there to compete for management! Isn't it better to let others manage to make money, and we just spend money! You have become my women, and when my Demon Palace is completed, Let you all be princesses and enjoy life like a palace! Hehe!" Niu Er said with a smile.
"Hey! Be your size! Didn't you hear that Guan Min'er wouldn't let Senior Sister Heijin go to your ruined palace! You don't have our Senior Sister in your heart at all! I won't give you a drink!" Chi Lian drank the wine He snatched the bottle and left angrily!
"Damn it! Such a temper! Stolen all my wine!" Niu Er Kaba said with eyes wide open.
"You are my rose, you are me..." Suddenly, the ringtone of Niu Er's cell phone came to mind, and Niu Er reached out and took out the cell phone.
"Niu Er! Where are you? I miss you so much! Woohoo...!"
"Hey...hey! You...hehe! Do you miss me? You...who are you?"
"Dead cow two! You can't even hear my voice! It's a shame that I still miss you all the time! Woohoo! I, Pan Yulian, can't stop with you! I'm a ghost and I want to haunt you!"
"Hmph! You said it! Don't go back on your word!" Niu Er took out a coin, picked a fifty-cent one, weighed it in his hand, and suddenly shook his hand, and the coin flew out.
"Snapped!"
"Flop!" The bird on the tree fluttered and fell down.
Everyone, everyone was stunned.Nima!This is more accurate than a gun.
Niu Er ignored the astonished gazes from the side, and stepped over to pick up the lazi bird on the ground, wow!died!Turning around and coming back, he put the dead bird in Old Xiaotou's hand, shrugged his shoulders and said, "You said, this thing is over, right! Then I can go now, right?"
"You...you beat it to death!"
"You didn't say you had to catch them alive!"
After Niu Er finished speaking, he turned around and left. He didn't have time to argue with these old guys, so he just let them quit.In any case, they are all people who are about to enter the soil.
Suddenly, three fierce middle-aged men in front blocked the way.All three of them were wearing the uniforms of the urban management brigade, and they looked like cowards!
"Dad! What's going on?" It turned out that these three people were the sons of Lao Xiaotou, who came out in the morning to find someone to fine him!
"Don't let him go! He killed Lao Suntou's bird! Let him pay the fine!" Seeing his three sons coming, Lao Xiaotou got excited again and pointed at Niu Er.
"Fuck! Do you know where this is? How dare you pretend to be aggressive here? Are you looking for a beating? If you are smart, you will get money and let you leave!"
These three people are used to being arrogant. Seeing Niu Er, such an ugly boy, they all thought it was a crime not to bully an honest person!
"Damn! I just can't find anyone to vent my anger on! You guys came at the right time! They are all urban management, right? Urban management is awesome, right? Hmph! Let me let you know that urban management can't manage everything!" Niu Erzheng I'm so angry that I have nowhere to vent it, but when I see these three guys come to your door, don't be too polite!
Crackling!Crackling!In an instant, the faces of the three urban management brothers were all deformed!The cheeks are red and swollen, the eye circles are dark, the nose is bleeding, and the urban management has turned into a painted cat.
"Ba ba ba ba!" Suddenly, a car horn sounded, and Niu Er looked up, and saw Hei Jin driving a car parked beside the square.Waving to Niu Er.
"Crack! Prodigal bitch! You must be afraid that I will go back and cut her! Be good!" Niu Er wiped his nose and walked towards the car.
Everyone watched Niu Er get into the car and went away, and then suddenly realized that this kid seemed to have beaten someone just now!How could he just leave like that?
"Son!...Son! Damn it! Hurry up and call the police!" Lao Xiaotou cried out as he saw his three sons being beaten like pigs.
Hula!The crowd dispersed!No one stayed, and no one called the police.Lao Suntou, Lao Litou and the other old men also killed pigs and didn't brag...they withered away!
"Dad! What's the use of calling the police? Those people at the police station are not as tough as we are! Hurry up and call my elder brother and ask him to lead someone to destroy that kid! Huh... Nima! My face! This virtue will never return How to pick up girls!"
Leaving the chaos behind, Niu Er and Hei Jin drove back. Hei Jin suddenly asked, "Why did you disappear suddenly in the middle of the night? You came so far away?"
"Ah?... Hehe! I'm sleepwalking! I don't know why I came here!" Niu Er was afraid of Hei Jin.He didn't say that he came here after chasing Hu Dahai.
"Liar! Then why did you fight with them again? They are ordinary people, why do you also fight with them?"
"I didn't hit those old men, I hit those urban management! Those three guys didn't look like a good thing at first sight! Besides, you didn't see that those old men are domineering. I mentioned it Get angry! That's right! Didn't you sleep, why did you come to pick me up again?"
"Cut! When you called, I just fell asleep. I was so dazed that I thought you were sleeping upstairs. I couldn't help it and didn't want to practice your hundred-day magical skills anymore. I wanted to ask me to help you relax! Later I felt something was wrong, and when I saw no one in your room, I hurried out!" Hei Jin said with a blushing face.
"Hee hee! Elder sister Heijin, have you thought about it!? After I have practiced my hundred-day magical skills, I will take good care of you, elder sister!"
"Go! Little rascal!" Hei Jin cursed on her lips, but she was flattered in her heart.
After tossing around all night, Niu Er was also a little sleepy.Back at the bar, Niu Er fell asleep.I slept all day and didn't get up until evening.
"Boss! Get up! What do you want to eat? I'll get it for you!" Chi Lian stepped forward and said when he saw Niu Er went downstairs.
Niu Er looked around, there were quite a few people in the bar.Hei Jin and others are busy taking care of the guests.So he pointed to an empty table and said, "I'll go and sit over there, just get something to eat!"
"Hey! Just wait for a while! It will be ready soon!" Chi Lian turned and left, and after a while came back with some side dishes and a bottle of beer, and put them on Niu Er's table.
"Boss! Shall I discuss something with you?" Chi Lian suddenly said with a smile.
"Why do you want to discuss it? If you have something to say, just talk about it!" Niu Er said while opening the beer with a bang.
"Boss! Last time Sister Min'er told me about opening a hotel. I was the one who offended Sister Min'er last time! It caused Senior Sister Heijin and Zhuyeqing to lose their glasses in Sister Min'er's eyes." The trust level has been improved. Well, tell Miner, let Senior Sister Heijin and Zhuyeqing manage the hotel! Me, me and Glasses stay and manage the bar! Who made us two too impulsive that day, and competed with Sister Miner What about it? But you can’t influence Senior Sister Heijin because of this, right? Besides, Senior Sister is your woman! And it can be seen that she cares about you very much. It’s not just for fun! If you hand over the hotel to him, you will Don't worry, don't you?" Chi Lian pouted and said pretendingly.
"Hey! Isn't it just a big hotel! What is there to compete for management! Isn't it better to let others manage to make money, and we just spend money! You have become my women, and when my Demon Palace is completed, Let you all be princesses and enjoy life like a palace! Hehe!" Niu Er said with a smile.
"Hey! Be your size! Didn't you hear that Guan Min'er wouldn't let Senior Sister Heijin go to your ruined palace! You don't have our Senior Sister in your heart at all! I won't give you a drink!" Chi Lian drank the wine He snatched the bottle and left angrily!
"Damn it! Such a temper! Stolen all my wine!" Niu Er Kaba said with eyes wide open.
"You are my rose, you are me..." Suddenly, the ringtone of Niu Er's cell phone came to mind, and Niu Er reached out and took out the cell phone.
"Niu Er! Where are you? I miss you so much! Woohoo...!"
"Hey...hey! You...hehe! Do you miss me? You...who are you?"
"Dead cow two! You can't even hear my voice! It's a shame that I still miss you all the time! Woohoo! I, Pan Yulian, can't stop with you! I'm a ghost and I want to haunt you!"
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