Niu Erge's Warm Life
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"Blessed One! Excuse me, benefactor, is this Shiyang Village? Excuse me, where does Niuer's family live?" Suddenly an old Taoist stood at the door of the restaurant, saluted Sun Zhong who was selling popsicles, and asked.
"Oh! Old Daoist! Hey! Why are you looking for Niu Er's family? Are you here to cheat again? Let me tell you, the last time an old Daoist did a fortune teller for Niu Er, the result was wrong, and Niu Er was almost abolished! You Ah! Let's go quickly! Don't tell them fortunes!" Seeing the old Taoist, Sun Zhong suddenly remembered that the last time Niu Er disappeared, he led a fortune-telling Taoist priest to Niu Er's house, and Niu Er suddenly disappeared. just back!This time, he couldn't take Lao Dao to Niu Er's house without saying anything.snort!Niu Er's disappearance is the only way to relieve his anger. His house has been taken by Niu Er's family until now, and he has cut off his source of income.Now I can only watch Wu Neng make a fortune, while I sell popsicles here.
"Fortune-telling? Pindao is not a fortune-teller! Pindao just wants to find Niu Er's family, and ask the benefactor for convenience!" The old Taoist was taken aback, what is this?My majestic Taoist Jingtian of Wudang Mountain is at least a master-level figure, so how can I tell someone else's fortune?
"Ah! You just want to find Niu Er's house, right? Then... on a hot day, you can take a popsicle!" Sun Zhongkaba Kaba said suddenly.
"Ahem...! The benefactor is very kind, thank you! Then... let's take one!" Master Jingtian was not polite, it was really too hot this day, and he walked for a while. Thirsty.I met such a kind person again today, since I gave it, then take it!Anyway, it is common for monks to ask for alms.
Sun Zhongyi was happy, and hurriedly reached out and took out a popsicle, and handed it to Master Jingtian.Then he said with a smile: "Niuer's family, you better not look for it. The whole village is under construction, and their house has become a construction site headquarters! Several of his wives who have the final say have also gone to live in the city. , only his mother and two wives who don’t count are left, and it’s useless for you to find them! You can’t do anything! You’d better go back!”
"The benefactor! I'm here to find his mother! Please do me a favor!" Jing Tian took a bite of the popsicle, wow!What a cool feeling!Feeling refreshed all over.
"Oh! Give me the popsicle money first! One dollar!" Sun Zhong said suddenly.
"Benefactor! The popsicle was given to me by you, why do you want money? Besides! Pindao is penniless, how can I give you money?" Jing Tian was stunned and said hastily.
"You...how can you eat my popsicles without money?"
"Benefactor! You gave it to me!"
"I... I,, why do I give you alms for someone I don't know? Why are you a monk so dishonest? You go to Niu Er and ask for directions. I haven't asked you for money yet. You are still in vain. Eat my popsicle?" Sun Zhong got anxious, stood up and shouted.I originally wanted to sell a popsicle, but I didn't expect to catch it!
"Hey... Hey! What do you mean? Who is looking for Niu Er?" Wu Neng heard the noise and ran out from inside.
"Benefactor! Pindao is looking for Niu Er's family! Can the benefactor be of convenience! Tell Pindao!" Master Jing Tian saluted and said.
"Wu Neng! You can't tell him that he ate my popsicle and hasn't paid me yet!" Sun Zhong shouted from the side.
"Sun Zhong! You are really a loser, you! A monk ate a popsicle, and you still chase him for money? You don't let others tell you when you ask for directions? Who is it? Isn't it just fifty cents? , I'll give it to you!" Zhao Cuihua also came out from the inside and heard it clearly.He took out a fifty-cent coin from his pocket and threw it to the damaged species.
"Immeasurable Heaven! This benefactor said that his popsicles are worth a dollar!" Jing Tian said suddenly.
"What? Sun Zhong! You are really hurting too much! When did you increase the price of popsicles and sell them for one yuan!?" Zhao Cuihua shouted immediately after hearing this.
"I... didn't I think I was afraid that he didn't have change! I'll give him another one if I ask for one yuan!" Sun Zhong said with a blushing neck.
"No change? No change, why don't you just ask for ten yuan? Virtue!" Zhao Cuihua cursed, then turned to Master Jingtian and said, "Master! What do you want to do with Niu Erma? Come in and tell me! "Zhao Cuihua invited Master Jingtian into the restaurant.
"If you don't have one piece, you need ten yuan!" Sun Zhong glared at Zhao Cuihua from behind, weighed the fifty cents in his hand, curled his lips, and put the money into his pocket.
"You... let me tell you what's good about you?" Wu Neng pointed at Sun Zhong and held back for a long time before turning around and entering the restaurant.
"Ask me? Why do you say me? Who doesn't know that your wife gave birth to Niu Er's son, and your family is able to have what it is today! Wow! You still pretend to be aggressive with me!" Sun Zhong muttered and cursed from behind .
"Wu Neng! This master wants to find Erma Niu! Go help spread the word, and bring the son back by the way, it's time for lunch!" Zhao Cuihua asked Jing Tian to sit down and said to Wu Neng.
"Ah! That... that's fine! I'll go there!" Wu Neng turned around and came out again.
As soon as Wu Neng left, Zhao Cuihua hurriedly asked Master Jingtian: "Master! How do you know Erma Niu? Why do you want Erma Niu?"
Master Jingtian looked at Zhao Cuihua, hesitated for a moment and said: "Oh! Pindao used to have acquaintance with Niu Er, and now he passed by here, so he happened to stop by to have a look! I don't know what is the relationship between the benefactor and Niu Er?"
"Ah...cough cough! That...we are an old neighbor in the village! Hehe! Well, don't be too polite, when you get here, it's like you've arrived at Niu Er's house! I'll ask someone to prepare two vegetarian dishes for you, and I'll be there later Let's eat!" Zhao Cuihua blushed and stammered, then turned and went to the back kitchen.Everyone in the village knew about his relationship with Niu Er, but it was inconvenient to say it out loud.The other women around Niu Er can be said to be Niu Er's women, but she cannot be said, because she has a family!
Wu Neng came back, holding Wu Tianshu in his arms.Followed by Erma Niu and Juanzi leading Tianji and Yuheng!In the village, only Yu Jiali and Juanzi live with Niu Erma with their children.Everyone else is in town.They live in this building.However, Erma Niu would come down every day to take care of Tianshu for Zhao Cuihua, and play with Xiao Tianshu, Yu Jiali's son Xiao Tianji, and Juanzi's son Yuheng.Today I heard that an old Taoist was looking for them, so Juanzi followed.
As soon as a few people entered the restaurant, Master Jingtian's eyes lit up. The three children in front of him really looked like Niu Er, they were simply replicas of Niu Er!Old man Xu is right, Niu Er is a miracle, his sons may inherit his merits, if you take these children with you and teach them kung fu, you may be another Niu Er in the future ... No, it was the birth of the other three Niu Er!Hahaha!
"Oh! Old Daoist! Hey! Why are you looking for Niu Er's family? Are you here to cheat again? Let me tell you, the last time an old Daoist did a fortune teller for Niu Er, the result was wrong, and Niu Er was almost abolished! You Ah! Let's go quickly! Don't tell them fortunes!" Seeing the old Taoist, Sun Zhong suddenly remembered that the last time Niu Er disappeared, he led a fortune-telling Taoist priest to Niu Er's house, and Niu Er suddenly disappeared. just back!This time, he couldn't take Lao Dao to Niu Er's house without saying anything.snort!Niu Er's disappearance is the only way to relieve his anger. His house has been taken by Niu Er's family until now, and he has cut off his source of income.Now I can only watch Wu Neng make a fortune, while I sell popsicles here.
"Fortune-telling? Pindao is not a fortune-teller! Pindao just wants to find Niu Er's family, and ask the benefactor for convenience!" The old Taoist was taken aback, what is this?My majestic Taoist Jingtian of Wudang Mountain is at least a master-level figure, so how can I tell someone else's fortune?
"Ah! You just want to find Niu Er's house, right? Then... on a hot day, you can take a popsicle!" Sun Zhongkaba Kaba said suddenly.
"Ahem...! The benefactor is very kind, thank you! Then... let's take one!" Master Jingtian was not polite, it was really too hot this day, and he walked for a while. Thirsty.I met such a kind person again today, since I gave it, then take it!Anyway, it is common for monks to ask for alms.
Sun Zhongyi was happy, and hurriedly reached out and took out a popsicle, and handed it to Master Jingtian.Then he said with a smile: "Niuer's family, you better not look for it. The whole village is under construction, and their house has become a construction site headquarters! Several of his wives who have the final say have also gone to live in the city. , only his mother and two wives who don’t count are left, and it’s useless for you to find them! You can’t do anything! You’d better go back!”
"The benefactor! I'm here to find his mother! Please do me a favor!" Jing Tian took a bite of the popsicle, wow!What a cool feeling!Feeling refreshed all over.
"Oh! Give me the popsicle money first! One dollar!" Sun Zhong said suddenly.
"Benefactor! The popsicle was given to me by you, why do you want money? Besides! Pindao is penniless, how can I give you money?" Jing Tian was stunned and said hastily.
"You...how can you eat my popsicles without money?"
"Benefactor! You gave it to me!"
"I... I,, why do I give you alms for someone I don't know? Why are you a monk so dishonest? You go to Niu Er and ask for directions. I haven't asked you for money yet. You are still in vain. Eat my popsicle?" Sun Zhong got anxious, stood up and shouted.I originally wanted to sell a popsicle, but I didn't expect to catch it!
"Hey... Hey! What do you mean? Who is looking for Niu Er?" Wu Neng heard the noise and ran out from inside.
"Benefactor! Pindao is looking for Niu Er's family! Can the benefactor be of convenience! Tell Pindao!" Master Jing Tian saluted and said.
"Wu Neng! You can't tell him that he ate my popsicle and hasn't paid me yet!" Sun Zhong shouted from the side.
"Sun Zhong! You are really a loser, you! A monk ate a popsicle, and you still chase him for money? You don't let others tell you when you ask for directions? Who is it? Isn't it just fifty cents? , I'll give it to you!" Zhao Cuihua also came out from the inside and heard it clearly.He took out a fifty-cent coin from his pocket and threw it to the damaged species.
"Immeasurable Heaven! This benefactor said that his popsicles are worth a dollar!" Jing Tian said suddenly.
"What? Sun Zhong! You are really hurting too much! When did you increase the price of popsicles and sell them for one yuan!?" Zhao Cuihua shouted immediately after hearing this.
"I... didn't I think I was afraid that he didn't have change! I'll give him another one if I ask for one yuan!" Sun Zhong said with a blushing neck.
"No change? No change, why don't you just ask for ten yuan? Virtue!" Zhao Cuihua cursed, then turned to Master Jingtian and said, "Master! What do you want to do with Niu Erma? Come in and tell me! "Zhao Cuihua invited Master Jingtian into the restaurant.
"If you don't have one piece, you need ten yuan!" Sun Zhong glared at Zhao Cuihua from behind, weighed the fifty cents in his hand, curled his lips, and put the money into his pocket.
"You... let me tell you what's good about you?" Wu Neng pointed at Sun Zhong and held back for a long time before turning around and entering the restaurant.
"Ask me? Why do you say me? Who doesn't know that your wife gave birth to Niu Er's son, and your family is able to have what it is today! Wow! You still pretend to be aggressive with me!" Sun Zhong muttered and cursed from behind .
"Wu Neng! This master wants to find Erma Niu! Go help spread the word, and bring the son back by the way, it's time for lunch!" Zhao Cuihua asked Jing Tian to sit down and said to Wu Neng.
"Ah! That... that's fine! I'll go there!" Wu Neng turned around and came out again.
As soon as Wu Neng left, Zhao Cuihua hurriedly asked Master Jingtian: "Master! How do you know Erma Niu? Why do you want Erma Niu?"
Master Jingtian looked at Zhao Cuihua, hesitated for a moment and said: "Oh! Pindao used to have acquaintance with Niu Er, and now he passed by here, so he happened to stop by to have a look! I don't know what is the relationship between the benefactor and Niu Er?"
"Ah...cough cough! That...we are an old neighbor in the village! Hehe! Well, don't be too polite, when you get here, it's like you've arrived at Niu Er's house! I'll ask someone to prepare two vegetarian dishes for you, and I'll be there later Let's eat!" Zhao Cuihua blushed and stammered, then turned and went to the back kitchen.Everyone in the village knew about his relationship with Niu Er, but it was inconvenient to say it out loud.The other women around Niu Er can be said to be Niu Er's women, but she cannot be said, because she has a family!
Wu Neng came back, holding Wu Tianshu in his arms.Followed by Erma Niu and Juanzi leading Tianji and Yuheng!In the village, only Yu Jiali and Juanzi live with Niu Erma with their children.Everyone else is in town.They live in this building.However, Erma Niu would come down every day to take care of Tianshu for Zhao Cuihua, and play with Xiao Tianshu, Yu Jiali's son Xiao Tianji, and Juanzi's son Yuheng.Today I heard that an old Taoist was looking for them, so Juanzi followed.
As soon as a few people entered the restaurant, Master Jingtian's eyes lit up. The three children in front of him really looked like Niu Er, they were simply replicas of Niu Er!Old man Xu is right, Niu Er is a miracle, his sons may inherit his merits, if you take these children with you and teach them kung fu, you may be another Niu Er in the future ... No, it was the birth of the other three Niu Er!Hahaha!
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