Niu Erge's Warm Life

Niu Er talked about his glorious history with Mr. Xu and Chen Hao while drinking wine. It took him a full half a day to finish telling his experience of the past few years. The thing about being beaten and practicing kung fu was deleted, and some things that cannot be said were deleted, such as... those women, ahem, [-] words are omitted here.

Finally finished speaking, Chen Hao looked at his notebook, heck, there was not a single word, what Niu Er said was his own business, nothing about practice experience, practice skills, just remember, just listen to what Niu Er said story up.

"Niu Er, I understand. You have been talking for a long time. In the past few years, you have experienced four periods of practice. The first one is that Lengshuangyue forced you to practice with the Four Vajras. As a result, you were beaten every day and your whole body was in unbearable pain. , and then rely on drinking to anesthetize the nerves to fall asleep, and after three months, you can beat a dozen or even twenty people by yourself, and you are not afraid of ordinary punches and kicks, "

"No, no, I started to follow Yu Qilong, and I was thrown by him..."

"Ahem, Niu Er, that article has been turned over. Let's talk about the second stage. You learned Tai Chi from me for a few days, and then I sent you to Wudang Mountain. So besides practicing martial arts, you climb mountains every day. You even climb mountains ten times a day. A few times," Elder Xu continued.

"Yes," Niu Er nodded.

"The third stage is when you go to the Shaolin Temple, break into the Eighteen Bronze Warriors by yourself, but you can't fight, and you still rely on drinking every day to anesthetize your nerves. After three months, you are almost invulnerable except that your kung fu has doubled. "Old Xu said again.

"That's right, hehe, Four Little Snakes even bought wine for me. I drank it, but there are a hundred cases," Niu Er said in a whisper, most people don't have the capacity for alcohol.

"The fourth stage is the three years you have been missing. It is also the longest training period and the most breakthrough time. Now your kung fu can completely match the peak figures of Wudang Mountain and Shaolin Temple. The four stages The most common feature is that you are almost always breaking through yourself when you are being beaten and abused, almost every time you are breaking through your limit, oh, I understand, only after breaking through the limit can you make rapid progress Go beyond yourself, um... I will tell Master Jingtian, let him use this method to guide your sons to grow up as fast as you, "

"Ah, Grandpa Xu, those are my own sons, huh, I have such a bad mouth, why should I tell you this?" That didn't even eat itself.

"Hahahaha, Niu Er, although Erhuo is also a genius, after all, you are the only one who is missing. We will train your children to be as good as you, but they will never be like you. Don't worry. Well, in our hands, your sons are definitely not wrong. Let me tell you that Master Jingtian and Master Huiren are also members of the Guwu Research Institute, and there are several people in the research institute who are more qualified than them Master, if you want to see it, you can go to Shaolin Temple to find Master Huiren, he will take you to meet them," Mr. Xu said with a smile, after talking with Niu Er for so long, he has already seen it, Niu Er said The truth is, he is not suitable to stay in the Ancient Martial Arts Research Institute, otherwise he will not make any progress. I am afraid that if he goes in and raises himself up, his kung fu will fall back instead. Alas, let him make his own way, maybe He will improve himself again in the dangerous world.

After returning from Yanjing, Niu Er agreed to cooperate with Admiral Vitali, but the condition was that only Lisa and Lilia were allowed to stay in the Demon King's Palace, and he would help him to find out about Lao Mei.

Vitaly naturally agrees, knowing that Niu Erse is daring, and if necessary, as long as some beautiful spy pays something, his conditions will be opened. However, now we just want them to stabilize and not to cause complications. The news on the side, heck, he has to be able to get it himself.

At this time, Guiteng, Chen Meihuan, and Ao Dama were already sitting on the boat smuggled out of the country. The three of them had sullen faces, as if their own father had died. Cough... Three people, yes three people, because One of the Odama brothers failed to rescue him in time after being shot, and ran for a while. As a result, he ran off the track and ran directly into the ghost valley, becoming a ghost wandering in a foreign land.

Gui Teng was lucky, he blocked the bullet with his own dagger, but was also pushed by the force of the bullet to a distance of more than ten meters. But it's not a big deal.

Chen Meihuan is also a very lucky person. A small hole was cut in the ear by a bullet. It is not a big hole, but only a small piece of flesh was taken away. It seems that it will not affect the hearing too much, but the appearance seems to be different. It's not Meilun Meihuan anymore.

The two looked at Odama with a sad face, and didn't know how to persuade him. However, as a soldier, it is a glorious thing to be able to sacrifice in a mission. However, Nima, no one is willing to sacrifice. Bar.

"Ahem, actually this is pretty good, at least you don't have to worry about who their brothers are," Gui Teng said resentfully, shrugging his shoulders.

"Grass mud horse, don't talk if you can't talk, do you persuade people like that?"

"Niu Er..., please remember, I will come back..., woohoo,"

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"Sister Shui Ling'er, help me with that banana, hehe," Niu Er lay on the bed, smiling and said to Shui Ling'er who was cleaning up the house next to him.

"Niu Er, your injury is already healed, why do you still ask me to serve you, don't you see that I am busy, you can't get it yourself," Shui Ling'er pouted, and said angrily, hum, I have been a nanny in Niu Er's family for such a long time, and I don't even talk about promoting myself. Is it possible to let him be a nanny for a lifetime?

"Hee hee, the bananas sister Ling'er brought are delicious, I like how sister Ling'er serves me," Niu Er smiled and refused to get them by himself.

"Humph," Shui Ling'er snorted, turned around and went to the refrigerator next to him to get a banana, and suddenly found a banana on the table next to him, um, who took it out, hehe, it must have been Niu Er who took it out , and deliberately let myself come to pick it up, stupid cow, he likes to toss me, Shui Linger picked up the banana and gave it to Niu Er.

"Sister Linger, help me peel off the banana skin, hee hee,"

"Hmph, you still want to ask me to feed you,,"

"Hee hee, of course it's the best. The bananas peeled by sister Ling'er must be the best, hehe,"

"I hate it," Shui Ling'er rolled Niu Er's eyes. Although she said she hated it, she still peeled off the banana and put it in Niu Er's mouth.

"Well, it's delicious, it's really delicious," Niu Er opened his mouth and handed over half of it at once, before swallowing it, he whimpered.

"Oh, I... Where are my bananas... No, you probably ate them." Suddenly, Xiaofeng opened the door and broke in, glanced at the bananas on the table and they were gone, and saw Niu Er He ate the banana in Shui Ling'er's hand with big mouthfuls, and shouted in surprise: "Then... that is what I used, used,"

"Ugh...," Niu Er opened his mouth and sprayed,