Niu Erge's Warm Life

Daoist Qiyun, the dean of the Ancient Martial Arts Research Institute, and the senior master of Jingtian!White hair, white eyebrows, white beard.Although he is over a hundred years old, his complexion is rosy, and he is calm and relaxed!A very kind old man!

"Niu Er! I heard from Nephew Jingtian that you have excellent bones and are a good material for martial arts! However, I also heard that you are lustful, addicted to alcohol, set up gangsters, and act recklessly! Your conduct is extremely bad! Ordinarily you are You are not allowed to enter our ancient martial arts! However, considering that character can be changed, it is really rare to be born with good materials for practicing martial arts! Therefore, we asked someone to bring you here! From now on, you must completely change yourself , Let yourself become a pillar of talent! Can you do it?" Daoist Qi Yun asked.

"Grandfather, grandpa! I, I have never been to school, I have never read a book! I have all the problems you mentioned! I can change... People say that dogs can't change eating shit! Look, just, just me, Can you believe me when I say it? Otherwise, I will discuss it with you, and you should let me go back! However, I have six sons and one daughter! Master Jingtian said that they can also be cultivated !Then what! I entrusted them all to you! You train them well! Hehe! Maybe they are a hundred sets better than me! Hehe! You say...!"

"Crack!" Before Niu Er could finish speaking, the back of his head was twitched again.Monk Wushang was so angry that his eyes were burning!This kid is too flattering, entering Guwu is a blessing you cultivated in your previous life!You must know that the people who go out here are all the bodyguards of big shots!It's so majestic!He actually said he wanted to go back?Do you think we dare not deal with you?

"Woo! Grandpa! Why are you whipping me?"

"If you can't change it, you have to change it! We will help you to correct those problems of yours! Huh! Didn't you say to break through the limit? Okay, we will help you too! Now go to the yard with us!" Wu Shang and Wu Jing monk pulled Niu Er Then he left Daoist Qi Yun's room.

"How do you want to help me break through the limit?"

"Have you seen these twelve stone statues? Lift them one by one! The weight of each stone statue is different, from two hundred catties to one thousand catties! You have to lift it up for me! Aren't you powerful? Look How much can you lift?"

"Don't lift!"

"What?"

"No wine! Can't lift it!"

"If you can't lift it up, we'll beat you into a pig's head!"

"Woo! No one like you! You don't know how to love the young! You are disrespectful to the old...Ahhhhhhh! Stop beating me, I'll raise...!"

Niu Er hugged his head and ran to the rat stone statue of the twelve zodiac signs. He was the smallest of the twelve stone statues, weighing two hundred catties!Niu Eryi stretched out his arms and picked up the stone statue, and with a struggle of his arms, he hugged the stone statue up!Supporting the bottom of the stone statue, I struggled again, snap!Lift up the stone statue.

"Well! It's not too bad! Don't put it down, hold it and walk around the yard a few times!" Wu Shang said suddenly, his heart moved.

"Bang bang bang!" Niu Er held up the stone statue and strode across the courtyard!Every time the footsteps fall, there is a heavy sound of thumping.

"Okay! It's not bad! Let's put it down! From now on, get up and hold this stone statue and walk ten laps in the yard every morning!" Wu Shang said with a nod.

"Crack! Are you trying to exhaust the cow to death? This yard is so big! Ten circles??"

"Tired to death?? Humph! Where is this? Look, we have prepared a set of special practice tools for you! This is tailor-made for you! From now on, you can practice hard for me! "Wu Shang stretched out his hand and pulled Niu Er to a small stone house next to him.

Wu Jing had already opened the door of the stone house, and Niu Er followed him in.

As soon as he entered, Niu Er was dumbfounded. He saw a stone bed in the stone house!It was a pair of iron shoes placed under the bed!On the other side, there is a wooden man and a pile of small flying knives made of wood!What is this all about?This is for yourself? ?Crack!

"Niu Er! We know that you are very good at throwing coins, so we have prepared this wooden man as a target for you. Every day when you are free, use these small throwing knives to practice darts! Until one day you can use your internal force to make these wooden targets. The throwing knife is inserted into the body of this wooden man! There is also this stone bed, which is prepared for you. You don’t need to wear other shoes in the future, just use this! The weight of these boots is not very heavy, only fifty catties It’s nothing to you! Besides, you will live in this room in the future, and this bed will be prepared for you!” Wu Jing pointed to the things in the room and introduced them one by one.

"Damn it! Sleeping stone bed?? This thing is cold and hard! How do you sleep here? Why don't you pee on me? How can you hug a woman..."

"Crack!" Another blow to the back of the head!

"Grandpa! I'm stupid, but you always beat me on the head! I'm so stupid, I can't learn anything!"

"Bang!" Niu Er was punched in the stomach.

"Fuck!...! You really hit me!" Niu Er shouted, clutching his stomach, "You can't even hit me! I won't sleep in this bed without wine! Unless you give me wine!"

"Okay! You can drink some before going to bed every night! Hmph! Take a rest today and start practicing exercises tomorrow morning! Take off your old man's head! Nima! Who came up with such a name? Old man's head? Old man's head Is it so worthless? They are all trampled down!?" Wu Jing asked Niu Er to take off his shoes while muttering!

"Really! That's great! Grandpa Wu Jing! You are really a good person!" Niu Er jumped up all of a sudden!

faint!Make yourself a black face and let this old man pretend to be a good person!Wu Jing!You didn't do that!Wu Shang's head got dizzy for a while!

Before dawn the next morning, Niu Er was wearing iron shoes, holding the stone statue of the rat in the Chinese zodiac, and started walking in the yard bang bang bang!One lap, two laps, three laps...!boom!Niu Er put the stone statue back to its original place, and sat down on the ground with a plop.Nima!Is this practice?This is a dead cow!Crack!Still wearing such a pair of bulky guys!Niu Eryi stretched out his hand and dragged the iron shoes off.Wow!These stinky feet are much more relaxed!

"Niu Er! Don't take off your iron shoes!" Suddenly, Wu Shang appeared behind Niu Er.

"I...I just want to relax! Relax! Hehe!" Niu Er hurriedly put on his shoes again and said with a smile.

"Niu Er! There is no more water on the mountain. You go to the mountain spring in the back mountain to fetch some water! Fill up the water tank in the back kitchen and you can rest today! Go!"

"Ah! Good! Hey! I'll go right away!" Niu Er jumped up all of a sudden!You can rest after picking up the water, which means that the old monk will no longer look at himself!hey-hey!Isn't it just picking some water!That's not easy!Niu Er smiled and ran to the back kitchen.

"Master! I'll help you dive! Where is the water tank?" Niu Er shouted to the master in the kitchen with an excited expression on his face.

"Over there! The place against the wall! The bucket is also next to it, go and get it yourself! Just fill up all the big tanks!" The master pointed to the side and said.

"What? So...so much? Just a few old men, why do they use so much water a day?" Niu Er was dumbfounded looking at the thirty or so large tanks placed against the wall.How much do you want to pick for this shit?

"Not only for laundry, cooking, and daily use! These old men have to take a bath every day! We grow our own vegetables on the mountain, and we also water the garden!"

"A few old monks don't have a woman to take a hair bath? Besides, it's late autumn now, so what kind of vegetables do you want to plant and what kind of garden do you water?"

"We have a greenhouse! We grow vegetables on all four levels! We have everything. We never go down the mountain to buy vegetables!"

"Dizzy! You really are using me like a cow!"