Merry Little Farmer

When Wang Xiaobing returned home, his family was watching "The Great Times" at the Golden Theater, starring Zheng Shaoqiu, Liu Qingyun and Zhou Huimin. It was actually a business war film, which was quite attractive.

"Did the branch secretary say anything?" Wang Congle asked.

"No." Wang Xiaobing picked up a stool and joined in watching TV.

"Did you catch that thief?" younger brother Wang Zhiwen asked with interest.

"Probably." Wang Xiaobing nodded.

"Don't worry about those nosy things from now on. What if you get hurt?" Xu Juan was knitting a sweater. "That man is a hooligan. I don't know if he will retaliate in the future."

"He dared to come to our village to steal things. If it was me, I would beat him to death. You must not be weak to that kind of person. You must be punished to death. Once you are weak, you will be bullied." Wang Congle looked awe-inspiring and inviolable.

The husband and wife discussed for a long time before gradually shutting up.

After a while, when it was time for the advertisement, Wang Xiaobing told about his work as a laborer: "Dad, tomorrow I will go with Hei Niu to help the village chief as a laborer."

"Alright. How do you calculate the wages?" Wang Congle agreed.

"Two yuan a day. Includes one meal at noon." Wang Xiaobing said truthfully.

"Iron rooster. He is still so stingy because he made it at home. If you invite an adult, it will cost at least three yuan." Xu Juan spat again.

"I thought that signing the contract in Yutang had to rely on the village chief to talk, to help out, to show up, and he also had an impression." Wang Xiaobing told his family his thoughts.

"Yes, you can think of it this way." Although Wang Congle knew that it was good to flatter horses, but he was honest and upright, and he would not flatter the village cadres even if he was killed.

Once a person's personality grows, it cannot be changed even after reaching adulthood.There are some things that I know it would be better to be humble, but for the sake of breath, for the sake of face, I will not do it even if I die.

There is a good old saying, "The country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change" refers to this.

"Dad, tomorrow morning, I want to catch two carps and give them to the village chief." Wang Xiaobing originally planned to do it secretly, but he gave one to Bai Qiuqun during the day, not wanting to lie to his father anymore.

"Two?" Wang Congle pondered for a while, still reluctant, "One is fine."

"Then just one." The TV series started again, and Wang Xiaobing didn't want to talk about it anymore.Whether it's one or two, it doesn't make much difference.

After watching an episode of "The Great Times", it was almost ten o'clock.Normally, Wang Xiaobing didn't take a shower until around eleven o'clock, and didn't go to bed until around twelve o'clock, but he also felt sleepy after fighting Bai Qiuqun for hundreds of rounds at night.After taking a bath with well water, it was only after ten o'clock, and I went back to my room to read "Dragon and Tiger List" for a while, and compared the sultry bodies of the "sisters" in the book with Bai Qiuqun's white eel-like flesh. Fan, although Bai Qiuqun felt that there was something lacking, it was also exciting, and before he knew it, the second child became stronger again.Thinking of the village head's wife Huang Lihua's mountain peaks that are more magnificent than the Baiqiu Group, my curiosity greatly increased, and I couldn't help but get excited, dreaming, stuffed "Dragon and Tiger List" under the mat, and the dream fairy sister went.

No words for overnight stay.

When I woke up, I heard the domestic rooster crowing "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo". Singing voice, "Yi Ya Yi Ya Yi Ya" sang, and occasionally a few cows could be heard faintly, indicating that someone had led the cows out to graze.

Xu Juan has already got up, cleaned the house, and is cooking porridge.Wang Zhiwen usually doesn't get up until after 07:30.Wang Congle is not at home and is guarding the fish pond.

Wang Xiaobing wore flip-flops and knee-length shorts. He went out, turned left 30 meters, walked more than 100 meters from the path, turned right, turned over a dirt slope, and walked another [-] meters to the fish farm he rented. The fish pond is less than half a field.Some mulberry trees were planted by the pond, but no silkworms were raised.

"Dad." Wang Xiaobing called, knocking on the wooden door of the hut by the pond.

"Here we come." Wang Congle opened the door, and the bitch named Hei Niu jumped out first. She stood up and stuck out her tongue to touch Wang Xiaobing's face.

Wang Xiaobing took off his shorts and only wore a pair of underpants, and jumped into the pond with a plop. Within 10 minutes, he caught a red-scaled carp, weighing about four catties.

"Catch a smaller one." Wang Congle said hastily.

"Okay." Wang Xiaobing let go of the carp in his hand and got into the water again. After more than ten minutes, he caught another carp weighing more than two catties.

"Just this one." Wang Congle issued the decree.

Going into the water in the morning and taking a bath is quite cool.Hei Niu kept wagging her tail around Wang Xiaobing.

Skewer the fish with bamboo skewers and take it home.After wiping his body clean, changing his underpants, eating two bowls of porridge, and finally eating a sweet potato, he was [-]% full.

Xie Jiahua came to look for Wang Xiaobing, walked into the door and shouted: "Xiaobing, let's go."

"Want to eat sweet potatoes?" Wang Xiaobing pointed to the half pot of sweet potatoes in the aluminum pot.

"Yes." Xie Jiahua was not polite, took two of the biggest ones, one in each hand, but didn't have time to peel them, so he simply ate the sweet potato skins together.

Wang Xiaobing took the carp and went to the village chief's house with Xie Jiahua.

When we got there, it was only 07:30.Huang Lihua was sweeping the floor, when she saw Wang Xiaobing and the two, she smiled and said, "It's so early. Dagong hasn't come yet. Come in first and have a seat."

"I just caught it this morning." Wang Xiaobing handed the carp over.

"Why are you being so polite?" Huang Lihua put down the broom, picked up the carp, and took it to the kitchen.

"Anyway, if we eat here at noon, it's just an extra dish." Wang Xiaobing found a perfunctory reason that was quite appropriate.

"Have you had breakfast yet? Let's eat here. I fried some poached eggs. Jia Fa said that he had a sore throat and didn't eat it. You guys eat it. It's a waste to keep it. I also have a sore throat these days, so I can't eat hot and dry ones." Food." Huang Lihua smiled wryly.

"I've eaten. I'm still full." Wang Xiaobing said with a smile.

At this time, Wang Jiafa "coughed" a few times in the room, and walked out slowly.

"You are here." Wang Jiafa made a gesture that he did not need to stand up, sat down on the upper chair, picked up the thermos steel cup that had already been brewed, and took a sip of tea.

"Hello, village chief." Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua still stood up and smiled.

"Sit, sit." Wang Jiafa waved his hands with the appearance of a superior, "You did good things for the village last night. In the future, you must do more good things and serve the people."

"What the village chief said is true. We learn from the village chief, sacrifice ourselves for others, and do our best." Wang Xiaobing said with ease.Tieniu was next to him, with a naive face, he could only open his mouth to smile, but didn't know how to speak.

"Sit down first. I'll go to the village committee and take the thief to the police station." Wang Jiafa put on his leather sandals and went out.

Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua sent the village chief away at the door, and went back to the living room to sit down.Huang Lihua is cleaning in the kitchen.Looking at a plate of purple bodhi seeds on the table, Xie Jiahua wanted to reach out to taste some, but was stopped by Wang Xiaobing.

"You don't even call it a cup of tea, but you still invite to eat bodhi seeds?" Wang Xiaobing had insight into the details.

After a while, Huang Lihua brought out some fried poached eggs, and holding two pairs of chopsticks, her bra protruding from the floral shirt, the meat balls that could not cover were ready to come out, said: "Eat it. You are welcome. "

"Thank you very much." Wang Xiaobing took the bamboo chopsticks and handed a pair to Xie Jiahua.

Xie Jiahua didn't care about 21, he ate it as soon as he had the courage, and wiped out a few poached eggs in a blink of an eye.

After a while, Dagong came. It turned out to be Zheng Xidan from the village.Both Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua tried their best not to laugh, so as not to arouse Zheng Xidan's anger.

There is a reason for this.

Once, Zheng Xidan's wife Xiaoshuang wanted to find him, but she couldn't find him at home, so she went to the neighbor next door to look for him, and happened to meet the uncle washing his hair, so Xiaoshuang asked, "Uncle, where is Xidan (washing eggs)?" I was very upset and didn't answer, and continued to wash my hair on my own.Xiao Shuang asked again: "Uncle, where is Zheng Xidan (cleaning eggs)?" This time, the uncle couldn't hold it anymore, and said with a sullen face, "I'm still washing balls!" Xiao Shuang suddenly understood, Hong He shrank his face and went home.

This matter spread in the village and became a topic of conversation after dinner.

Whenever people see Zheng Xidan, they will think of the "egg washing" incident related to him, and they will smile.As long as he knows that he is laughing at the "egg washing" incident, he will blush and thicken his neck.

Zheng Xidan and his wife have been married for eight years and have no children yet. People in the village often talk about it behind their backs.

However, when it comes to craftsmanship, Zheng Xidan is an expert. He builds walls not only quickly, but also with good quality. Most people in the village will turn to him for building houses or walls.

When the big and small workers arrived, they started working.

Wang Xiaobing was in charge of mixing the sand and cement into a slurry, and Xie Jiahua carried the slurry to Zheng Xidan, and also moved the stones. He really did the work of two people by himself.

Huang Lihua came out of the house from time to time to observe, give pointers, and then went to work on lunch.

The scorching sun above the head, holding a shovel in both hands and mixing the cement slurry, the action is very simple, but the repetitions are too many, the arms are numb, the sweat seeps into the eye sockets from the corners of the eyes, making the eyes hot and painful, wipe the sweat on the forehead with the sleeve , Looking up at the mighty sun, Wang Xiaobing thought to himself: "One day I will do something to change this poor fate!"

Xie Jiahua took off his T-shirt, his arms were bare, his muscles were clearly defined, and he looked like he was being cut by a knife.After sweating, the skin is even brighter, with a faint luster in the sun.

"Hey yo hey, hey yo hey!"

When he started working, he began to sing loudly, repeating these two sentences over and over again without interruption.

Zheng Xidan is a person who doesn't like to talk, he only works with his head down, and he doesn't know what is going on in his heart.

If it's time for entertainment, half a day passes in a blink of an eye; when doing hard work, half a day is like half a year, and the time never stops.Wang Xiaobing only hoped that Huang Lihua would come out of the house and call out: "The rice is cooked, let's have lunch first." However, after waiting for a long time, it was not yet noon.

When the whole body was sweating, it finally arrived at noon, and the shadow of the tree was right.

"Rest first, eat." Huang Lihua came out of the main room wearing an apron and greeted.

"Come here." Wang Xiaobing couldn't wait for her to say that, took off his straw hat, fanned it in his hand to catch the cold, and walked towards the main room.

Hei Niu tore off the T-shirt from the fruit tree, wiped his face with a towel, and strode behind Wang Xiaobing.Zheng Xidan also put down the knife and followed.

There are three dishes and one soup on the dinner table, steamed carp, braised pork, choy sum, egg boiled watermelon soup.The aroma is tangy and tempting to drool.

Seeing the egg whites floating on the iron basin, Wang Xiaobing thought of the "egg washing" incident and wanted to laugh, but he held back.

The fan is turned on to the third gear, but it still doesn't feel cool, and the wind blowing out is hot.It was stuffy in the room.Both Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua took off their T-shirts, but the sweat still kept flowing.Zheng Xidan didn't take off his shirt, as if he just came out of the water, his whole body was wet.

Huang Lihua was wearing a cool short-sleeved shirt, which was also wet with sweat. The shirt was stuck to her flesh, and the flesh color could be seen vaguely.

After eating less than half a bowl of rice, Huang Lihua was full, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said with a smile: "Eat slowly, if you don't have enough rice, cook again."

"Sister Huang eats so little?" Wang Xiaobing said with a smile.

"I have a bad stomach today. I don't want to eat." Huang Lihua stood up and went to the back room.

After eating two bowls of rice, Wang Xiaobing also felt that his intestines were rolling in his belly, as if he was going to fart a few wet farts, he felt like he was going to have diarrhea, he dropped the bowls and chopsticks, grabbed his buttocks, pulled the toilet paper, and went out the door Just let out a half loud wet fart.

Turn right from the front door, go around to the back of the house, and you can see the toilet.You can also go to the toilet from the back door, but you have to go through the bedroom.

Wang Xiaobing ran in small steps, holding the chrysanthemum vigorously, held back with [-] points of skill, ran to the toilet, saw that the wooden door was closed, didn't have time to think, opened the wooden door, and was about to rush in, but was frightened. Jump.

There was a person squatting inside, it was Huang Lihua.

In an instant, Wang Xiaobing saw the mysterious hairless territory below Huang Lihua, his head buzzed and went blank, and because he was frightened, he let out a wet fart again.