Merry Little Farmer
Chapter 0015 The Battle of Tongues
After school in the afternoon, some students continued to study in the classroom for a while, some students went back to line up for a shower, and some students went to the sports field to exercise.For Xie Jiahua and Wang Xiaobing, this time is the happiest, they will not stay in the classroom to read, if they are not running on the playground or playing basketball on the court.
Their basketball skills are mediocre, Wang Xiaobing is quite gentle when playing, Xie Jiahua is very rude, often hit each other with iron elbows, and sometimes almost fight because of it.There are many people and few venues, usually in groups of three, only playing on half of the court, whichever group loses will go down, and another group will play.After playing basketball for an hour, it was already past six o'clock, and Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua went to the dining hall to eat.
At that time, you can see many girls go to the dining hall to fetch hot water and go back to take a bath.There is free hot water in the canteen, but only for girls to call back to take a shower, boys do not have this discount.
Wang Xiaobing met Dong Lili who was carrying two kettles to fetch water in front of the dining hall, and said with a smile, "What a coincidence."
"What's the coincidence? We meet every day." Dong Lili's hair was coiled up, and her slender jade-like neck was even more interesting.
"I haven't met you fetching water before." Wang Xiaobing said coyly, "it's really comfortable for a girl to fetch water for bathing. It's a lot to fetch two pots of hot water." He didn't know what he said, but after he said it, he suddenly felt weird.
"You guys don't have this discount, so you're just going to die in cold water. I helped Lu Yuejing make a pot, and she made a pot for me yesterday, and we took turns fetching water." Dong Lili smiled and said.
While speaking, he has entered the dining hall.There are many girls queuing up for hot water, and there are also many students queuing up for food.The aisle in the canteen dining area was wet.
Du Yunjia, the squad leader, was also cooking dinner. When she saw Luo Long and Dong Lili chatting and laughing, she didn't want to be outdone, and walked over and said, "Lily, I have something to tell you."
"What's the matter?" Dong Lili focused on the conversation with Du Yunjia, obviously neglecting Wang Xiaobing.
"It's about the class." Du Yuejia looked at this scene, feeling quite happy in her heart.
Wang Xiaobing didn't want to listen to any class work, so he walked away naturally, and went to the wooden shelf with Xie Jiahua to get his own iron lunch box to cook. There are special tableware for making meals in the cafeteria, but they are not cleaned well. Generally, no students use them. Students use the tableware they bought for their meals.
Ever since Wang Xiaobing fell in love with Dong Lili, he found that Du Yunjia always intentionally or unintentionally wanted to compete with him to show his superiority.This time, he also saw Du Yunjia's intention of seizing love with a knife.He pretended not to know, but thought to himself: "Let's see. The flowers are there, and it's still unknown who can pick them up."
The two had a meal, found a seat and sat down to eat.
Make five taels of rice, the amount is enough, buy some pork to eat, then you can only see meat moss, the chef who divides the dishes uses an iron spoon to scoop a spoonful from a pot of so-called boiled meat with only water but no meat, as long as it is placed on the rice It fell from the gap between the meals, and even a piece of meat the size of a finger could not be seen.
The rice in the dining hall was very unpalatable. It was so dry that the moisture in the rice grains was gone, and it took some effort to chew it.The cooked vegetables are really for pigs. The green vegetables are all defective products in the vegetable market. Most of them are picked up. When they are brought back, they are not washed at all. Hair is often seen, and vegetable insects are also common things. , Occasionally you can see iron wires and the like, there is no oil or water, boil it in a big pot, pour it out and sell it, you can only smell the green smell, and there is no fragrance of vegetables at all.
"The **** canteen earned my money to go whoring." Xie Jiahua muttered while pulling a piece of plastic rope from the vegetables, very dissatisfied.
"What are you afraid of? You can eat the rope. If you eat it, you will become a plastic man. Even a gun will kill you." Wang Xiaobing searched for the pork with two dime bills he just bought in the bottom of the lunch box. There was only broth at the bottom of the lunch box, but no pork.He was slightly disappointed, but he was used to it, and there was nothing he could do about it.
"Little soldier, I'll eat it for you. I'll eat it after you become a plastic man." Xie Jiahua threw the three-centimeter-long plastic rope over.
"Chirp, I'm already the president of the Plastic People's Association, so I don't need to eat it." Wang Xiaobing picked up the flying plastic rope with his chopsticks and threw it out.
The rubber rope seemed to have eyes, and it drew a beautiful arc in the air impartially, and finally landed on Du Yunjia, the squad leader.
"Yeah~!" Du Yunjia dragged his voice rather angrily to express his anger, turned around, and stared at Wang Xiaobing's back with a dark face.
"I'm sorry. It wasn't intentional." That was indeed an accident, Wang Xiaobing didn't do it on purpose, it was just a coincidence.
"Don't throw things away when you eat." Du Yunjia wanted to get mad, but he didn't dare. He also knew that Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua were not easy to mess with.Once you get into trouble, it is easy to invite God, but difficult to send God off.
"Squad leader wants to be a plastic man. Hahaha. Xiaobing, you accept him as an apprentice." Xie Jiahua stuffed his mouth full of rice, and he opened his mouth to laugh, looking like a pistachio.
Students eat in the canteen, and the teachers serve meals in a small stove, not in the student canteen.The other students who were eating all looked over here, looking curious.
He couldn't beat Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua, Du Yunjia also knew himself, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, swallowed his anger back, turned his head, put a smile on his face, moved the tableware to Wang Xiaobing's table, sat down, smiled Said: "What plastic man?"
Xie Jiahua told the allusion of the plastic man.
"It would be great if I became a plastic man." Du Yunjia laughed at himself, glanced at the tableware of Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua, and smiled meaningfully.
"Squad leader, your food is really good." Wang Xiaobing knew in his heart what Du Yunjia wanted to do, so he took the initiative to speak.
"What is this? If I have a good appetite, I will definitely buy half a catty of pork." Du Yunjia said with a smile: "Why are you saving so much? You don't even want to buy meat. Learning requires brains. It's better if you don't eat. How can you be energetic?" Study. You are too stingy." His father is the village head, with a good family background and ample food and clothing. Unlike Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua's family background, he cannot spend as much money as the second generation ancestor.
"Chirp, I'm here to see beautiful women. What kind of books do idiots have the energy to read?" Wang Xiaobing came out without thinking.
"Then you didn't say that the monitor is an idiot, hahaha." Xie Jiahua said dumbfounded, "That's your fault. Monitor, you are not an idiot, are you?"
"Stay with you..." Du Yunjia was about to swear, but when she saw Dong Lili passing by fetching water, she stopped and laughed dryly.
I wanted to take this opportunity to ridicule Wang Xiaobing, but I was ridiculed instead. Du Yunjia's face was very stiff, and he tried to squeeze out a smile, but it was too fake after all, it looked like he was crying.
"What are you talking about so funny?" Dong Lili came over and asked curiously.
"We said the monitor was an idiot. We just laughed." Xie Jiahua was an outspoken person, no matter what he said, he would say whatever he thought, a typical person who spoke without using the cerebellum.
"Hey, you think it's funny that people say you're an idiot?" Dong Lili blinked her crystal eyes.
"I didn't say I was an idiot." Du Yunjia looked embarrassed, and it was hard to argue at this moment.
"Then why are you laughing?" Dong Lili smiled charmingly: "You guys are weird. I'm leaving." As she spoke, she moved her lotus steps lightly and left.
"Hahaha……"
Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua sent off Dong Lili with laughter again, while Du Yunjia laughed angrily and annoyed, never expecting to fall into such a trap and asking for humiliation.
"You two are cheap, so I won't tell you." Du Yunjia knew that his verbal skills were insufficient, so he had to leave with his tail between his legs.
"Isn't it cheap without you? You're happy to say you're an idiot. Hahaha." Wang Xiaobing laughed.
The classmates at the next table also covered their mouths and snickered.
Their basketball skills are mediocre, Wang Xiaobing is quite gentle when playing, Xie Jiahua is very rude, often hit each other with iron elbows, and sometimes almost fight because of it.There are many people and few venues, usually in groups of three, only playing on half of the court, whichever group loses will go down, and another group will play.After playing basketball for an hour, it was already past six o'clock, and Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua went to the dining hall to eat.
At that time, you can see many girls go to the dining hall to fetch hot water and go back to take a bath.There is free hot water in the canteen, but only for girls to call back to take a shower, boys do not have this discount.
Wang Xiaobing met Dong Lili who was carrying two kettles to fetch water in front of the dining hall, and said with a smile, "What a coincidence."
"What's the coincidence? We meet every day." Dong Lili's hair was coiled up, and her slender jade-like neck was even more interesting.
"I haven't met you fetching water before." Wang Xiaobing said coyly, "it's really comfortable for a girl to fetch water for bathing. It's a lot to fetch two pots of hot water." He didn't know what he said, but after he said it, he suddenly felt weird.
"You guys don't have this discount, so you're just going to die in cold water. I helped Lu Yuejing make a pot, and she made a pot for me yesterday, and we took turns fetching water." Dong Lili smiled and said.
While speaking, he has entered the dining hall.There are many girls queuing up for hot water, and there are also many students queuing up for food.The aisle in the canteen dining area was wet.
Du Yunjia, the squad leader, was also cooking dinner. When she saw Luo Long and Dong Lili chatting and laughing, she didn't want to be outdone, and walked over and said, "Lily, I have something to tell you."
"What's the matter?" Dong Lili focused on the conversation with Du Yunjia, obviously neglecting Wang Xiaobing.
"It's about the class." Du Yuejia looked at this scene, feeling quite happy in her heart.
Wang Xiaobing didn't want to listen to any class work, so he walked away naturally, and went to the wooden shelf with Xie Jiahua to get his own iron lunch box to cook. There are special tableware for making meals in the cafeteria, but they are not cleaned well. Generally, no students use them. Students use the tableware they bought for their meals.
Ever since Wang Xiaobing fell in love with Dong Lili, he found that Du Yunjia always intentionally or unintentionally wanted to compete with him to show his superiority.This time, he also saw Du Yunjia's intention of seizing love with a knife.He pretended not to know, but thought to himself: "Let's see. The flowers are there, and it's still unknown who can pick them up."
The two had a meal, found a seat and sat down to eat.
Make five taels of rice, the amount is enough, buy some pork to eat, then you can only see meat moss, the chef who divides the dishes uses an iron spoon to scoop a spoonful from a pot of so-called boiled meat with only water but no meat, as long as it is placed on the rice It fell from the gap between the meals, and even a piece of meat the size of a finger could not be seen.
The rice in the dining hall was very unpalatable. It was so dry that the moisture in the rice grains was gone, and it took some effort to chew it.The cooked vegetables are really for pigs. The green vegetables are all defective products in the vegetable market. Most of them are picked up. When they are brought back, they are not washed at all. Hair is often seen, and vegetable insects are also common things. , Occasionally you can see iron wires and the like, there is no oil or water, boil it in a big pot, pour it out and sell it, you can only smell the green smell, and there is no fragrance of vegetables at all.
"The **** canteen earned my money to go whoring." Xie Jiahua muttered while pulling a piece of plastic rope from the vegetables, very dissatisfied.
"What are you afraid of? You can eat the rope. If you eat it, you will become a plastic man. Even a gun will kill you." Wang Xiaobing searched for the pork with two dime bills he just bought in the bottom of the lunch box. There was only broth at the bottom of the lunch box, but no pork.He was slightly disappointed, but he was used to it, and there was nothing he could do about it.
"Little soldier, I'll eat it for you. I'll eat it after you become a plastic man." Xie Jiahua threw the three-centimeter-long plastic rope over.
"Chirp, I'm already the president of the Plastic People's Association, so I don't need to eat it." Wang Xiaobing picked up the flying plastic rope with his chopsticks and threw it out.
The rubber rope seemed to have eyes, and it drew a beautiful arc in the air impartially, and finally landed on Du Yunjia, the squad leader.
"Yeah~!" Du Yunjia dragged his voice rather angrily to express his anger, turned around, and stared at Wang Xiaobing's back with a dark face.
"I'm sorry. It wasn't intentional." That was indeed an accident, Wang Xiaobing didn't do it on purpose, it was just a coincidence.
"Don't throw things away when you eat." Du Yunjia wanted to get mad, but he didn't dare. He also knew that Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua were not easy to mess with.Once you get into trouble, it is easy to invite God, but difficult to send God off.
"Squad leader wants to be a plastic man. Hahaha. Xiaobing, you accept him as an apprentice." Xie Jiahua stuffed his mouth full of rice, and he opened his mouth to laugh, looking like a pistachio.
Students eat in the canteen, and the teachers serve meals in a small stove, not in the student canteen.The other students who were eating all looked over here, looking curious.
He couldn't beat Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua, Du Yunjia also knew himself, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, swallowed his anger back, turned his head, put a smile on his face, moved the tableware to Wang Xiaobing's table, sat down, smiled Said: "What plastic man?"
Xie Jiahua told the allusion of the plastic man.
"It would be great if I became a plastic man." Du Yunjia laughed at himself, glanced at the tableware of Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua, and smiled meaningfully.
"Squad leader, your food is really good." Wang Xiaobing knew in his heart what Du Yunjia wanted to do, so he took the initiative to speak.
"What is this? If I have a good appetite, I will definitely buy half a catty of pork." Du Yunjia said with a smile: "Why are you saving so much? You don't even want to buy meat. Learning requires brains. It's better if you don't eat. How can you be energetic?" Study. You are too stingy." His father is the village head, with a good family background and ample food and clothing. Unlike Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua's family background, he cannot spend as much money as the second generation ancestor.
"Chirp, I'm here to see beautiful women. What kind of books do idiots have the energy to read?" Wang Xiaobing came out without thinking.
"Then you didn't say that the monitor is an idiot, hahaha." Xie Jiahua said dumbfounded, "That's your fault. Monitor, you are not an idiot, are you?"
"Stay with you..." Du Yunjia was about to swear, but when she saw Dong Lili passing by fetching water, she stopped and laughed dryly.
I wanted to take this opportunity to ridicule Wang Xiaobing, but I was ridiculed instead. Du Yunjia's face was very stiff, and he tried to squeeze out a smile, but it was too fake after all, it looked like he was crying.
"What are you talking about so funny?" Dong Lili came over and asked curiously.
"We said the monitor was an idiot. We just laughed." Xie Jiahua was an outspoken person, no matter what he said, he would say whatever he thought, a typical person who spoke without using the cerebellum.
"Hey, you think it's funny that people say you're an idiot?" Dong Lili blinked her crystal eyes.
"I didn't say I was an idiot." Du Yunjia looked embarrassed, and it was hard to argue at this moment.
"Then why are you laughing?" Dong Lili smiled charmingly: "You guys are weird. I'm leaving." As she spoke, she moved her lotus steps lightly and left.
"Hahaha……"
Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua sent off Dong Lili with laughter again, while Du Yunjia laughed angrily and annoyed, never expecting to fall into such a trap and asking for humiliation.
"You two are cheap, so I won't tell you." Du Yunjia knew that his verbal skills were insufficient, so he had to leave with his tail between his legs.
"Isn't it cheap without you? You're happy to say you're an idiot. Hahaha." Wang Xiaobing laughed.
The classmates at the next table also covered their mouths and snickered.
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