Merry Little Farmer

On the way, the three of them talked about everything, and in order to liven up the atmosphere, Wang Xiaobing told a dirty joke, saying: "A nun went to the hospital for an ultrasound, and the careless nurse gave her the test sheet of a pregnant woman. After the nun read it He sighed and said: 'These days, even carrots are unreliable.'"

Xie Jiahua and Xu Yong burst out laughing.

The three talked and laughed, and headed towards Shaxia Village.

"Xiao Bing, I heard people say that Tan Li was tricked by you, is it true or not?" Xu Yong asked.

"Why should I lie to him? He's just unlucky." Wang Xiaobing will not casually reveal the secrets in his heart, after all, one more person who knows is one more mouth, and there is no guarantee that it will not be leaked out.

"Recently, I heard some rumors outside that Tan Li is going to settle accounts with you. Be careful." Xu Yong said.

"Let him come." Wang Xiaobing has never been afraid of violent conflicts.

"Why don't you go find him now and beat him flat. Your hands are itchy." Xie Jiahua's favorite sport is probably fighting, and he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't move his muscles and bones for a day.

"Fight wild boars tonight." Xu Yong said with a smile.

Half an hour later, the three of them finally came to the door of Wu Jiadong's house in Shaxia Village.There are several motorcycles parked on the threshing ground in front of the house, and some people in the house are playing games, drinking and yelling non-stop.

Walking into the main room, more than a dozen young people were sitting around shirtless. Wang Xiaobing knew one of them, Zhan Zhongjun.Zhan Zhongjun's hair is very stiff, and the roots stand on end, like a hedgehog.He is one of the four young masters of the forest, the other three are Bai Guangwei, An Chao and Huo Qimin.Among them, Bai Guangwei is the head of the four young masters, followed by An Chao, Zhan Zhongjun and Huo Qimin.Zhan Zhongjun's strength ranks third among the four young masters.

"Jun Shao, you're here so early." Xu Yong said.

"You guys are here, sit down and drink together." Zhan Zhongjun, Wang Xiaobing and Xie Jiahua also knew each other, but not very well.

Wang, Xu, and Xie were not polite, and found a place to sit down.Wu Jiadong found three porcelain bowls and gave them to Wang, Xu, and Xie. Fill the bowls with home-brewed white rice wine. Eat some wine to strengthen your courage, and then you will be calmer when you go out to hunt wild boars.

After drinking for a while, all of their faces glowed red.As if thinking of something, Zhan Zhongjun said, "Xiao Bing, I heard rumors in the world that someone wants to buy your leg. Who did you offend?"

"Who? Mo Wenfeng wants to buy me a leg?" Wang Xiaobing guessed that besides Mo Wenfeng, there should be someone else who had trouble with him, but he couldn't figure out who it was.

"I don't know, I just heard rumors. Then you have to be careful." Zhan Zhongjun took a piece of duck meat into his mouth.

"When did you hear about it?" Wang Xiaobing guessed it might be Mo Wenfeng's time.But it's been settled, and it's only Mo Wenfeng who suffers in the end.

"Just two days ago. I had dinner at my sister's house, and I heard from my brother-in-law." Zhan Zhongjun's brother-in-law Wan Rongkai is also a person on the road, with a big name.

"Your brother-in-law didn't say who it was?" At that time, the two groups who chased him down were indeed different, so Wang Xiaobing also wanted to find another black hand behind the scenes.

"I asked him, and he heard it from others, and he didn't know who it was. Anyway, just be careful." Zhan Zhongjun reminded.

At [-] o'clock in the evening, more than a dozen young men were non-professional hunters. Only Zhan Zhongjun carried a shotgun, and the others went to the foot of the mountain to hunt wild boars with rakes, iron rods, shovels and other tools.After waiting for a long time, I finally saw a fierce wild boar appearing in the sweet potato field. First, Zhan Zhongjun shot the wild boar with a shotgun. Zhan Zhongjun rushed over angrily and wanted to bite him.If Wang Xiaobing next to him hadn't roared furiously and stabbed the wild boar with a shovel in both hands, knocking it over, Zhan Zhongjun would have been hit or bitten by the wild boar, and the consequences would have been serious.

The crowd tried their best to beat the wild boar to death.

Back at Wu Jiadong's house, everyone drank a few glasses of rice wine before suppressing a false alarm.If Wang Xiaobing hadn't rescued him in time, Zhan Zhongjun might have been killed by a wild boar.

"Little soldier, I owe you my life!" Zhan Zhongjun said gratefully.

"You're welcome, it's just a trivial matter." Wang Xiaobing waved his hand and said.

"I want to sworn brotherhood with you." Then, Zhan Zhongjun moved a chair out the door, took two wine glasses, filled them with wine, and put them on the chair, "Xiao Bing, if you don't think my status is low, we will Let's worship!"

"Okay!" Wang Xiaobing was also a heroic young man.

So, the two of them stood side by side in front of the chairs, imitating the Taoyuan knot in the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" broadcast on TV, worshiping the heaven and the earth, and forming a friendship with Jinlan.

"I, Zhan Zhongjun, will become sworn brothers with Wang Xiaobing from now on." Zhan Zhongjun swore.

"I, Wang Xiaobing, will become sworn brothers with Zhan Zhongjun from now on." Wang Xiaobing also swore.

The two raised their wine glasses, and when they finished, they were considered brothers with different surnames.

Zhan Zhongjun is also a bold person, and said: "Xiao Bing, if there is anything you need from me in the future, just tell me, and I can give you my life! Here, this is my pager number. Call me if you are in a hurry."

"Me too. If you need my help, just tell me." Wang Xiaobing wrote down Zhan Zhongjun's pager number.

Among the group, some were cooks, so they slaughtered pigs and got meat for cooking on the spot.

The chef has a lot of experience in cooking wild boar.Wild pork and fresh mushrooms are used as the main ingredients, and cooking wine, monosodium glutamate, refined salt, soy sauce, scallions, ginger slices and pepper are used as seasonings.

Then do it in two steps. The first step is to wash the wild pork, put it in a boiling water pot and blanch it, then remove it, wash the blood and cut it into pieces.The second step is to heat up the pot, add wild pork and stir-fry a few times, stir-fry a few times with cooking wine, add refined salt, green onion, ginger and appropriate amount of water.Simmer until the meat is cooked, add mushrooms and cook for a period of time, then add monosodium glutamate and pepper, push it out of the pot, and it becomes "braised wild pork".

The braised wild boar tasted very good, and everyone had a great appetite. Eating wild boar while drinking was a joy.

The chef cooked two other dishes with wild pork, one of which was "wild pork stewed with potatoes" and the other was "spring pancakes with wild pork cooked in a pot", both of which tasted very good.

They ate wild boar and drank all night until after five o'clock in the morning. Everyone was drunk, and some of them vomited. The scene was chaotic.Wang Xiaobing only remembered that he climbed on a rattan chair, then fell into a deep sleep, and when he woke up, it was already afternoon.

Because the taste of braised wild pork, wild pork stewed potatoes and spring pancakes was really good, Wang Xiaobing asked the chef to make three big portions, put them in a few lunch boxes, and brought them back for Su Huifang and Dong Lili to eat.

It was after three o'clock in the afternoon when I returned to Dongxing Middle School from Shaxia Village.It was class time at that time, Wang Xiaobing parked his motorcycle in the carport, and carrying eight lunch boxes full of dishes, he quietly walked to the door of the break room of the senior teacher, to see if Su Huifang was there, and prepared to take the three Give her some dishes, and then invite a few classmates to her home for dinner in the evening.

He looked in at the door, and sure enough, he saw Su Huifang inside, writing something.Immediately, he walked in.

Su Huifang heard footsteps, raised her head, and caught a glimpse of Wang Xiaobing, because he didn't go to self-study last night, but he wrote a leave note, and he was absent from class today without a reason. She wanted to criticize him, pouted her mouth slightly, and tried to pretend to be serious But when he saw his sunny smile, most of the anger disappeared, and the corner of his mouth smiled and said: "Why are you absent from class today?"

"I hunted wild boars last night and had some wine with my friends. I couldn't get up in the morning." Wang Xiaobing walked over, put eight lunch boxes on the table, and said with a smile, "Hui Fang, this is full of wild boars, made by the chef." , it tastes good, I thought you hadn't tried it, so I asked them for it. Really, it's delicious."

"Uh, there are so many." She originally wanted to say "you can't skip class even if you hunt wild boars", but she was naturally happy when she heard him say that. She glanced at the eight lunch boxes and smelled a mouth-watering aroma. said with a smile.

"I want to ask Xie Jiahua and the others to come to your house for dinner, is that okay?" Wang Xiaobing condescended, and through the collar of her white shirt, he saw the foot of the two peaks and the charming floating ditch in front of her chest, and couldn't help shaking slightly. There was a shock.

"Okay. Then you can go back to class." Su Huifang lifted her eyelids slightly, and saw Wang Xiaobing staring at her chest intently, and suddenly pretended to tickle, stretched out her right hand, put it on her left shoulder, and covered her foot and cleavage with her arm.Thinking of him coming to his home with a few classmates, I forgive him for not making any moves, so he agreed.

Wang Xiaobing looked at the door, but there was no one there, so he put his mouth on Su Huifang's left cheek with lightning speed, and then turned around and left the teacher's break room like a whirlwind.

When Su Huifang came to her senses, Wang Xiaobing's figure had disappeared.

"You..." Before she could say an angry word in the future, she could no longer see his figure. She pouted her small cherry mouth, blinked her bright eyes, and reached out to touch the left cheek that he had kissed. A sense of happiness welled up spontaneously, and a strong smile overflowed from her lips.Thinking of holding his peerless sword, his breathing gradually became thicker, and his cheeks blushed quietly.

When Wang Xiaobing returned to the classroom, it happened to be the break time of the third class.

Dong Lili didn't come to class during the day, and didn't ask for leave. Dong Lili was quite concerned about Wang Xiaobing, and said that something happened to him. Seeing him coming, the big rock hanging in her heart fell down, and she asked him where he went last night and this morning in a low voice. up.

Wang Xiaobing told about the hunting of wild boar, and finally said: "I took back the dishes made of wild boar and put them at Teacher Su's place. She asked us to go to her house for dinner in the evening."

"Why did you go to her house?" Dong Lili faintly felt that Wang Xiaobing had an unusual relationship with Su Huifang, and she became a little jealous.

"Her family has a pot and a rice cooker, so it's convenient to cook." Wang Xiaobing also saw the slight displeasure on Dong Lili's pretty face, and said with a very common reason.

Dong Lili pouted slightly, and stopped talking.

At this time, the school's radio horn sounded, and a broadcast was broadcast, requiring each class to clean up the sanitation of the enclosed area to meet the health inspection.Grade 4 ([-]) class has two places, one of which is the stairs of the teaching building where the class is located, and the other is several flower beds on both sides of the school road in front of the gate.

This time it happened to be the turn of Wang Xiaobing, Xie Jiahua, Dong Lili, and Lu Yuejing to clean the cleaning area.Wang Xiaobing and Dong Lili were responsible for cleaning the stairs of the teaching building, while Xie Jiahua and Lu Yuejing cleaned up the garbage in several flower beds.The four took brooms and buckets, left the classroom and went down the stairs.

At that time, it was the time for class, and only the voice of the teacher lecturing could be heard in each classroom.Wang Xiaobing and Dong Lili stood in the stairwell on the first floor, gently sweeping the floor with a broom.She pouted her jade lips slightly, she was not as talkative as usual, obviously she was entangled in her heart.He knew how to make her feel better.

So, he put down the broom, took her arm, and dodged into the small room-shaped gap directly under the stairs on the first floor. He held her cheek with both palms, moved his mouth close to her, kissed her red lips, and stuck out his tongue. into her mouth and began to fight with her.

If a student came out of the classroom next door, it would be easy to see him kissing her. Therefore, Dong Lili was a little shy and whispered: "Others will see it." Even so, her hands were already Put your arms around his neck.

"It's class time, no one is moving around, it's okay." Wang Xiaobing whispered comfortingly close to her ear.

"Hmm~" Dong Lili acted coquettishly.

"Miss me?" Wang Xiaobing put his arms around her slender waist with one hand, and practiced Tai Chi on the two peaks in front of her chest with the other, pushing from the left mountain to the right mountain, very experienced.

"I even dreamed of being in bed with you in my dreams." Dong Lili said, her cheeks flushed slightly.

"I want it." Wang Xiaobing whispered.

Dong Lili understood what "I want" meant, her pretty face suddenly flushed, she pouted her small cherry mouth shyly, and said softly: "No, it's too dangerous here." When she said that, she used her thighs to go Lightly collided with Wang Xiaobing's peerless sword.

The treasured sword stood up fiercely, valiantly and vigorously, it had already been full of sword energy, and it did not show any displeasure.

In the next second, Wang Xiaobing turned Dong Lili's body 180 degrees so that her back was facing him. Then, he put his left hand around her lower abdomen and pressed her back with his right hand, making her stand up straight with her legs and lower her upper body.

Dong Lili held the broom with both hands, and used the broom to support the ground to support the weight of her bent upper body.She bit her vermilion lips, and the autumn water in her bright eyes was rippling, waiting for his sword to attack.

When everything was ready, Wang Xiaobing leaned down and kissed Dong Lili's white, tender, round buttocks lightly, then released the peerless sword, found the spring that should enter, and with a "poof", he slammed his roots together. Killed in.

"Wow." Dong Lili uttered a provocative low cry, already feeling the great power of the sword, she bit her lips tightly so as not to make a super seductive "ahhh" sound, attracting only the close Teachers and students in the classroom with one wall came to see the erotic pictures.

Wang Xiaobing, a young swordsman, is quite an experienced swordsman. He held Dong Lili's small waist with both hands, and kept pulling her beautiful buttocks towards him, so that the sword could move faster and higher. Accuracy for her to expand the tunnels and widen the cave.

After a while, a large amount of spring water overflowed from the cave, flowed down the inside of her legs, and sank into her pants.

"Puff puff……"

Fortunately, the crisp sound of the sword hitting the cave was not loud, and was covered by the teacher's lecture in the next classroom. Otherwise, curious students should be attracted to find out.

Although Dong Lili bit her vermilion lips tightly to prevent the sound of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" from her nostrils, she sang the sound of "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".Moreover, the "hmm" voice became more and more frequent, indicating that his sword attack speed has also reached a new level.Under the impact of the sword, her beautiful buttocks vibrated violently, and her legs vibrated constantly, as if she could not stand still and was about to fall down. Fortunately, he held her slender waist with both hands and lifted her up.

In less than 10 minutes, in the high-frequency battle, Dong Lili had already got a cum, Xiafei's cheeks, bright eyes were burning with passion, and the two mountain peaks on her chest vibrated in the short-sleeved white T-shirt, as if they were about to fall off.She was excited and worried at the same time, if a teacher and student passed by at this time, they would definitely find the scene of the two fighting.

"Ah, little, little, ah, Bing, okay, stop first, ah, get off, ah, come on, ah..." Dong Lili said as quietly as possible.

"That's enough. Don't worry." But he still works hard to be an old scalper who is not afraid of hard work.

Wang Xiaobing made a big move, speeding up the frequency of attack, the knife and knife are exquisite, and there is no false attack, from the tip of the knife to the tail, one in and one out, as fast as lightning.The majestic sword has a faint luster, which has the demeanor of a king.While shaking the sword, he rubbed her slender waist with both hands to enhance her pleasure.

At this moment, the sound of leather shoes came from not far away, obviously coming towards Wang Xiaobing.

Like a frightened deer, Dong Lili quickly reached out and pulled out Wang Xiaobing's treasured sword, then stood up straight, pulled up his underpants and sweatpants, and also helped him put the treasured sword into his crotch, and fastened his pants chain.

It was a teacher who passed by, and did not discover the secrets of Wang and Dong.

Wang Xiaobing had just started practicing saber techniques, it was a warm-up exercise, and he wanted to fight her again, but Dong Lili was frightened, so she gently stroked his cheek and comforted him: "We will come again tonight."