Rebirth of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

"My lord, please take a shower in the morning." The four maids of plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum entered the room, their voices were melodious and melodious like Yan's language. There is also a piece of something similar to modern soap, and the other three maids also have their own trays, with small copper basins, copper mirrors, horn combs, towels and other toiletries.

The four maids interrupted Gao Qiang's dream of calculating the marriage status of the three beauties Diao Chan, Cai Yan, and Zhen Huan in unison, blushed slightly, and cursed secretly: "Liu Qi, Liu Qi, is this what you are good for? You are in the chaos of the Three Kingdoms, My head is full of male thieves and female whores, and I am imagining beauty, and I don’t have the iron-blooded military spirit of the future generations. I really live up to the chairman’s endless grace. The Three Kingdoms is a great country, and anyone can sit in it. Liu Beixing, Sun Quanxing, Cao Caoxing, I am a special soldier. Can't the hero Liu Qi do it?"

Not loving Jiangshan but loving beauties has never been my heroic quality, Liu Qi.Are you afraid of not having women if you have a country?Men conquer women by conquering the world, women conquer the world by conquering men.

According to Lao Tzu, in the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms, there were only two ways out for capable and talented men. One was to rely on ability to become an emperor, and the other was to rely on ability to assist a certain wise king to realize his life aspirations.If there is no third way, it is not enough to talk about the mediocre people who do not think about making progress as worthless in troubled times.

Liu Qi looked at the beautiful four maids, swallowed his saliva, and his mind was settled, he didn't look at the maids any more, when he thought of the beautiful women, his heart was full of pride, and he was determined to change Liu Qi's lustful and unambitious image , How can the past and present life of the special forces not exceed the great achievements of the ancients.

Haha, Liu Qi laughed heartily. After traveling through the Three Kingdoms for a day, everyone woke up. It seems that it is not difficult to integrate into this era.

"Here." The eldest maid, Amei, handed over the water glass, and saw that Liu Qi's expression was strange, which was a little different from the past. The eldest son in front of him seemed to be a different person, as if he had never seen a beautiful woman. Thinking about this period of time, Liu Qi had been away all night and was indifferent. Seeing the four sisters of plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, Amei felt bad.

However, Ah Mei saw that Liu Qi was in good spirits, and I am afraid that when the young master's health improves, the lucky thing will come soon, and the red lanterns will be hung in turn.

Amei peeked at Lan Zhuju and the other three sisters, and they also peeked at each other, their faces were flushed, presumably there are few entertainments in the Three Kingdoms, bored in the son's house, and the girl in Huaichun thought about having sex with Liu Qi The joy is also reasonable.

"Oh... tell me." Liu Qi took the water glass handed over by Maid Amei, and was taken aback. The water glass must be for drinking, but there is no toothpaste or toothbrush. How can I brush my teeth without toothpaste and toothbrush? Rinse your mouth, should you use your hands?

Liu Qi hesitated, mobilizing all the brain cells in his body, but he couldn't remember what kind of food, clothing, housing and transportation he lived in the Three Kingdoms. He couldn't restore the trivial details of life in his previous life, and there was no relevant record in the historical materials of later generations. Unless there are still living fossil specimens, I believe no one really Having lived in the Three Kingdoms 1800 years ago, even though Liu Qi has traveled through and has the memory of later generations, he still cannot fully remember his past and present lives. This is the fatal flaw of the time traveler.

It doesn’t matter if you can’t remember how to wash in the Three Kingdoms. Liu Qi frantically flipped through the 84-episode TV series "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that was staged in later generations. What disappointed Liu Qi was that the costumes, shapes, war scenes and characters in the film and television drama were very well portrayed. In place, but for more details of the life of the Three Kingdoms, the Spring and Autumn brushwork is used, and it is mentioned in one stroke.

Although I don’t know how to wash, it doesn’t bother Liu Qi. I remember that when I was a child, my grandmother’s house had a long and curved copper strip. My grandmother said that it was used by ancient people to scrape the tongue coating. It means that there were no toothbrushes in ancient times, and brushing teeth must be water. Then use a long strip to scrape the tongue coating.

Sure enough, Liu Qi quickly scanned the trays in the hands of the four maids, and found a long object that looked like a copper bar.

Liu Qi was overjoyed, applauding his cleverness, took the water cup, and washed up step by step, the maids didn't see any flaws.

Hearing Ah Mei just say the word "Chen Mu" and seeing a lump like soap, Liu Qi took the initiative to walk to the patio of the yard, knowing that it was time for the maid to wash her hair and change her clothes.

Why does Liu Qi know that he needs to wash his hair in the morning, because he just analyzed it from the word "Mu" in Amei's "morning wash".

The ancient word "Mu" means to wash hair, as expected, I saw Alan, the second maid, brought a bucket of water from the courtyard, put a cloak on Liu Qi, took off her hairpin, and began to wash Liu Qi's hair with warm water.

After the tedious washing and changing, Liu Qi took a Chinese medicine, half an hour before he could have breakfast.

After being dawdled by the four maids in this way for a long time in the morning, Liu Qi's face gradually turned red, and his body felt a little hot. Although the weather was a bit cold, he suddenly wanted to punch and move his muscles and bones.

After Liu Qi called out his maid, he practiced Sanda in the yard for more than a quarter of an hour. Because his physique had not fully recovered, he did not dare to use too much force when practicing boxing. Fortunately, Liu Qi, who was lustful in his previous life, had a weak physique, but his joints and functions His organs are healthy, although it is a bit strenuous to practice, he can finally move fully. In this way, Liu Qi is confident that if he takes time to strengthen his nutrition and exercise, he will be able to have a healthy body, and he is expected to return to the super-strong physique of a special soldier.

It's good to be able to move around, Liu Qi smiled, living in a troubled world, how can we live in the world without a strong body and a wise mind, looking at the four beautiful maids of plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum who secretly peeped at Liu Qi practicing boxing in the servant's room, Liu Qi Suddenly a question arises, the bones of the body are healthy, but I don't know if the thing under the crotch of the lustful Liu Qi can stand up?Not a eunuch.

Thinking of this, Liu Qi broke out in a cold sweat. If the man's stuff is useless, what is the difference from the eunuchs of the eunuchs? What's the point of living in the Three Kingdoms?Is it necessary to learn from the principles of the ten constant servants to make troubles and chaos in the dynasty, so that the people will be in trouble at dawn and ignore it?

How to prove that the man's thing is useful or not?It’s the first time I’ve traveled through the Three Kingdoms, and I’ve never had sex with men and women before. Liu Qi suddenly fell into a difficult situation, and there’s no way to prove it. You can’t just drag one of the plums, orchids, bamboos, and chrysanthemums into the room in a hurry in broad daylight. Immediate human trials?

I don't know if the totem that the man stepped on is useful, Liu Qi is eager to know the result, and wants to stretch out his hand to flick the little brother who has no teacher to step on it, will there be any reaction, but suddenly there are giggles in the room.

Liu Qi was startled, his face turned red, could it be that those four beautiful maids are too good to be human, how did they know that I want to play my little brother?Isn't my eldest son Liu Qi not making a move yet, why is he so unpredictable? Could it be that the women of the Three Kingdoms are so full of wisdom and prophets?What's more, there are still a few servant girls who can't go to private schools!

These maids are not only beautiful, but also well-behaved. After being transmigrated, Liu Qi couldn't remember what happened to them. He was thinking about what he would do if he had the opportunity to trick them in the future, or simply ask Liu Zhong's housekeeper.

When it comes to Liu Zhong's housekeeper, Shi Shi's mother mentioned it, and Liu Qi has some impressions.

Liu Zhong's real name is Chen Zhong, and he is from Yingchuan, the hometown of his biological mother Chen, and he and Chen are cousins.The Chen family in Yingchuan was the grandson of Chen Shi, Chen Zhonggong, who was posthumously named Mr. Wenfan by Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty after the death of the county magistrate of Taiqiu. Chen Zhong was the direct blood grandson of Chen Taiqiu. His early death coincided with Chen's marriage to Liu Biao, the "eight handsome man" of the Eastern Han Dynasty who was well-known in the world when he was young. Chen Zhong followed his cousin Chen to Xiangyang.

As for why Chen Zhong changed his surname to Liu, his mother didn't say anything. Although Liu Qi was young, he felt that there must be a reason for it.

During the Three Kingdoms period, there were not many names and surnames, unless there was a major change, such as Xu Shuyuan, the former military adviser under Liu Bei who never planned a plan for Cao Cao, was arrested by the officials because he was a swordsman when he was young, and he stabbed a knife for his friends. , was rescued by a friend and changed his name and surname from then on. He studied humbly and diligently until he was well-equipped in both civil and military affairs. At that time, he was as famous as Cui Zhouping, Meng Jian, Shi Tao and other young talents who flocked to Jingzhou. He also had a deep friendship with the famous Kong Ming and Zhuge Liang. .

The so-called surname of a person is inherited from the family, and the name is given by the elders. In ancient times, surnames and titles were very important, and there is no reason to change them at will. Judging from the fact that Xu Shu was arrested and changed his list of blessings, Chen Zhong changed his name to Liu Zhong. Hidden secrets.

Regarding Liu Zhong's name change, Liu Qi has to ask when he thinks it's appropriate, but he can't be too hasty. He just traveled to the Three Kingdoms, and it was Liu Qi who was almost framed to death by his stepmother and siblings. Naturally, Liu Qi felt that the environment was full of dangers. Be careful that you can still be framed again.

No wonder Liu Qi desperately couldn't remember the origins of the four beautiful maids, and why there were such fairy-looking people in the son's mansion. It turns out that Liu Qi's memory recovery is not complete. Some can remember, but some don't know anything, so fragmented The memory of Liu Qi brought a lot of trouble to Liu Qi who lived in the Three Kingdoms.

But fortunately, there are some memories. Based on the high IQ of Liu Qi's special forces during his lifetime, and based on the analysis of the scene on the spot, it must be guessed that it is almost inseparable, because everything cannot exist in isolation, just like no matter how shrewd criminals are when they commit crimes, they can always stay behind. Clues and clues, after scientific analysis and logical reasoning, there is no case that cannot be solved under the hands of the great detective Sherlock Holmes.

Therefore, the official statement that there are often death cases (without strong evidence and clues, the case will never be solved or convicted) is unreliable. With the fact that the old detective Mr. Moss has a 100% detection rate, the theory of death cases is undoubtedly true. The officials indirectly admit their incompetence or inaction, but few people question the officials. It seems that Qing's kind-hearted people are very fooled.

Liu Qi does not dare to say that Sherlock Holmes is 100% genius in solving cases, but he understands the simple truths such as falling leaves knowing autumn and spring river plumbing duck prophets. These four women must not be simple, so they were annoyed.

What are you laughing laughing?Is laughing at me useless?Or did you laugh at Liu Qi's impotence when he slept with you?

No, I have never lost face in front of a woman before my life, so how dare you girls laugh at the son like this?Liu Qi was so angry that he put on a haughty face and walked to the servant room, determined to give the four unknown maids the name of plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum a blow, and molested them first.