Rebirth of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

As soon as Chen Wen finished speaking, he saw E Huan, with his arms bare and a long robe tied around his waist, angrily strode forward with a whip in his hand and threw himself down in front of the woman on the floor. go down.

"E Huan, stop." Seeing this, Liu Qi yelled to stop, and whispered to Chen Wen: "Brother Wen, go forward and take off General E's leather whip."

"Yes." Chen Wen responded, and quickly stepped up the steps.

The waiter at the gate was awakened by the sound of help, opened his sleepy eyes, trembling with fright, got up and wanted to run to the back room to call Erniang Sun.

Liu Qi hurriedly stopped him, glared fiercely at the waiter in the store, and then said in a kind tone: "Shopkeeper, it's none of your business."

"Yes, my lord." Although the shop clerk was trembling with fright, he was still awake on the scene. At dusk, the shop clerk could clearly see the scene of the angry and ugly man upstairs knocking down the four thieves with his empty fists.This is a matter of playing with women and beating women between brothers, and they didn't smash the store. Waking up Erniang Sun would only add to the chaos, and maybe they would anger these masters.

Liu Qi didn't have time to pay attention to the waiter's thoughts, left a word, and walked upstairs, Chen Wen had already grabbed E Huan's whip, and there were already some disheveled guards and prostitutes standing on the second floor who heard the sound coming out of the door .

Chen Wen persuaded from the side: "Why is General E so angry, and why does he have to vomit with a weak woman?"

E Huan opened his mouth, his face flushed with anxiety, and his words were incomplete: "This whore... whore, actually... just laughed at me."

"Dare she laugh at you?" Chen Wen didn't understand at once, but Liu Qi roughly understood why E Huan was so angry.

Liu Qi waved his hand at the bronze guards who were still entertaining and the prostitutes who were full of shock and resentment, "Go in, all of you."

When Liu Qi spoke, the bronze guards and prostitutes did not dare to watch, and then there were bursts of bang bang, but the sound of sex was several decibels lower.

The woman who fell on the floor seemed to have fainted. Liu Qi ordered Chen Wen to carry the naked prostitute back to E Huan's room, dress her well, and then called E Huan to his room.

"Sit." Liu Qi pointed at the edge of the bed, and E Huan shook his head dumbly, standing aside as if he was a little stupid and said nothing.

Looking at E Huan's desperate expression, Liu Qi felt a sense of sadness, and with a serious face, pointed to E Huan's lower body, and asked with concern: "General E, has the wound recurred?"

E Huan was shocked, and suddenly covered his face with his hands, squatted down, and cried: "Young master, I can't do it. Wow..."

Liu Qi guessed the result, and seeing E Huan crying heartbroken, he could understand how heartbreaking it is for a man not to lift up, and how much a blow to a man's self-esteem would be if a man failed to do so when he met a woman, E Huan could never have imagined It is God's will to jump into the Yangtze River to catch crocodiles on a whim, but the crocodile bites off the younger brother.

"General E, don't worry, it will be fine." Liu Qi couldn't find more suitable words to comfort E Huan.

"My son, I have lost my parents since I was a child. I was brought up by my uncle. My uncle stumbled into a trap he dug for hunting animals when he was hunting the year before last. Before he died, he told me to hold a grandson for my uncle. As long as I can hold a grandson for my uncle every Qingming By offering incense to the pillars, uncle can smile at Jiuquan. I don't hate that I can't touch women, but I hate that I can't hold a grandson for my uncle. I'm so unfilial, woo woo woo..."

E Huan cried intermittently, regarding Liu Qi as his dearest person, and expressed his depression in one breath. Liu Qi understood that E Huan's most sad and depressed thing was that he could not fulfill his uncle's last wish to have a grandson.

Liu Qi patted E Huan who was crying like a child, and he could imagine how embarrassing and disappointed it was when E Huan wanted to go to the prostitute with great enthusiasm, but couldn't do it. Hearing the prostitute's cry for help, it was obvious that the prostitute also worked hard.

The prostitute tried her best, but E Huan still couldn't do it, and the prostitute's unintentional jokes about you being dead or not being a man were bound to anger E Huan. In this way, Liu Qi didn't have to ask E Huan why he whipped the prostitute. , and forgive E Huan's fault, I am afraid that any man will lose control of his emotions when he encounters E Huan.

Liu Qi thinks about it, he still has to comfort E Huan, otherwise he will put a knot in his heart, and it will make people bald in the long run.Liu Qi patted E Huan's back lightly, and said softly: "General E, don't be sad, as far as I know, the penis may not be dead."

When Liu Qi said that, E Huan suddenly raised his head, his eyes lit up with hope: "My lord, is there really any cure?"

"Of course." Liu Qi gave E Huan an affirmative answer, and said, "Do you know the genius doctor Hua Tuo?"

E Huan shook his head blankly, it's no wonder that E Huan, who lived in the mountains all year round, knew Hua Tuo.

Liu Qi said: "Mr. Hua Tuo is the number one genius doctor in the world today, and also my teacher. The world is so big, and there are so many miscellaneous diseases, and you can rejuvenate all of them. The medicine that the general on the Yangtze River was injured by the crocodile when he was dying was the medicine. The life-saving pill specially made by the husband saved a life. The new wound on the male root of the general has not healed, and it is not a serious illness. Don’t worry too much. My master Zhonglang performed a craniotomy on Huang Zhong’s son Huang Xu who had been seriously ill for many years. The disease is cured. Think about it, general, Huang Xu's head can be cut off and healed. How can a mere small intestine be under the general's words? If the master is there, he will surely rejuvenate."

"Oh, it's really a genius doctor. It was Mr. Hua Tuo's pills that saved me. I have to thank you very much. Where is Mr. now?" E Pao asked anxiously. Liu Qi spoke very easily, as if Hua Tuo came, E Huan's impotence of penis can be cured immediately.

Thinking of Hua Tuo leaving without saying goodbye, but secretly leaving Liu Qi two bottles of life-saving pills before leaving, Liu Qi sighed: "Oh, Mr. Huanhu helped the world and traveled around in medicine. Unfortunately, he left Xiangyang a few days ago."

E Huan was disappointed again when he heard that. After a while, he stood up and said suddenly, "My lord, I have a request."

Liu Qi also got up and looked at E Huan's strange expression: "Say."

E Huan hesitated for a while, as if mustering up all his courage, he mumbled: "After this trip, please allow me to look for Mr. Hua Tuo, I don't want my uncle to hate Jiuquan, and I will come back to repay you after curing the penis, okay?" ?”

Looking at E Huan's longing eyes, Liu Qi was full of remorse, and he did something bad with good intentions. He shouldn't have mentioned Mr. Hua Tuo, and now there is one less general around him. Can you say that E Huan is not allowed to go to find Hua Tuo to cure his penis? ?If E Huan is kept by his side, E Huan will definitely be anxious and irritable because of his penis, which will hurt his liver and lungs, and sooner or later he will abolish a generation of famous generals.

However, after thinking about it, if E Huan is allowed to leave, if Hua Tuo can really be found, with E Huan's protection, Hua Tuo may not fall into the hands of Cao Cao. From a certain point of view, it is Liu Qi who saved Hua Tuo. Tuo died.

Liu Qi knows that E Huan is a person who values ​​faith and righteousness. The day when E Huan is cured must be the day when E Huan returns. Huan Neng will come back soon.

However, Liu Qi can be a favor, although he has already agreed in his heart, but he can't agree too readily, otherwise E Huan thinks that Liu Qi wants him to leave, and it will be bad if there is a misunderstanding.

Liu Qi hesitated for a while, and said with a very embarrassed look: "As the saying goes, loyalty and filial piety cannot be both. The general wants to find Mr., how can I refuse? It's just that you and I hit it off right away, and I really don't want the general to leave."

Liu Qi said some polite words, then sighed, stomped his feet, and two lines of tears flowed from the corners of his eyes: "Oh, come on, the general's illness was actually caused by my private thoughts of stealing the sword, and I can hardly shirk the blame , Although I am very reluctant to let the general leave, I hope that the general will recover from his illness as soon as possible, so that I can report my filial piety to my uncle so as to reduce my guilt."

"Master, you are too serious. You can't blame yourself. You know what you have done, and Huan can't repay you. Please accept Huan's worship." E Huan saw that Liu Qi blamed himself, and he knelt down and bowed. Although he is Liu Qi's pawn, Liu Qi respects E Huan everywhere and regards him as a brother. How can E Huan not be grateful in his heart, and how can he not swear to die.

"General, please get up quickly." Liu Qi hurriedly helped E Huan up, and said: "General E, don't worry, I know that Mr. Hua Tuo is going north, and when he gets the King of Yue Sword, I will write a letter to Mr. Yu, if you find it in Wangshan With a shortcut, the general doesn’t have to go back to Xiangyang, but can directly visit Mr. How about it?”

"That's really great, thank you son for your compassion." E Huan's face showed hope, and the clouds of sorrow gradually dissipated. It is always exciting to have a goal in life. E Huan sighed in his heart that son Liu Qi is really kind and righteous man.

"Let me put it this way, you rest well in my room. I hope you can steal the King Yue Sword as soon as possible, and facilitate the general's trip. We will start to step on the site tomorrow, and start to visit the tomb tomorrow night. We will act the day after tomorrow. General E must keep up his energy. The giant python guarding the tomb is so powerful that even my master, General Huang, was almost buried in the python's belly."

"My lord, don't worry, a boa constrictor, what are you afraid of? I will take the snake gall and offer it to you, my lord." Knowing that his penis was saved, E Huan was in high spirits, swept away his sorrow and bad luck, and wished to kill the python as soon as possible and then go to visit Hua Tuo.

"Okay, take your breath first, I'll go see Brother Wen." Liu Qi steadied E Huan, got up and went out the door.

E Huan didn't lie on Liu Qi's bed to sleep, he was full of energy, and followed him out, and came to E Huan's room with Liu Qi.

The prostitute who was whipped by E Huan had already put on her clothes. After some psychological intervention by Chen Wen, she gradually recovered her sanity. She sat on the edge of the bed and sobbed softly. Scared of being beaten by E Huan.

However, a dramatic scene appeared, and E Huan stepped forward, knelt down on one knee, bent down, lowered his head, and begged: "Girl, I'm sorry, please punish me."

"This..., you..." The prostitute wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, not knowing which song E Huan was singing, she was very surprised.

Liu Qi cupped his fists at the prostitute: "I'm sorry, girl. Please forgive my brother. He lost his temper. I scolded him. We will pay double the service fee for your sisters tonight. If you are still not satisfied Please bring up the place."

The prostitute heard that the fee was doubled. Although she was wronged and beaten, she got 13 taels of silver in exchange. The sisters would be happy. Thinking of this, the prostitute's heart went smoothly, and she got up from the bed and saluted Liu Qi : "Thank you son, I was wrong too, please don't blame the general."

After the prostitute bowed to Liu Qi, she graciously supported E Huanlai. Unexpectedly, this man, who is capable of rivaling the four thieves, would kneel down to a woman, let alone a woman who is a prostitute. What courage, it seems that the man in front of him is also a hero with a real temperament, but his temper is a bit hot.

The prostitute said softly to E Huan: "Please, General, it's my slave's lack of service, I hope the General will not be offended."

Well, everyone is in harmony, the cloud of the day has cleared, and what is even more interesting is that the bloody prostitute who was whipped by E Huan just now and shouted for help stayed on her own initiative and wanted to give a free gift to E Huan who is really temperamental. A set of real human body medical massage, of course, does not involve male or female love.

Seeing this, Liu Qi smiled at Chen Wen, closed the door of E Huan's room, and walked downstairs with Chen Wen again to the inn.

The waiter opened the door of the inn, and Chen Wen gave the waiter a few copper coins and said, "Thanks for your hard work."

The shop waiter took the money, bowed his waist and said, "Go away, you two, I will leave the door for you."

"Thank you." Chen Wen cupped his fists, and Liu Qi glanced at Chen Wen appreciatively.

When we came to the square outside the inn, the night breeze was cool and the starry sky was bright, Liu Qi was in high spirits, thinking about E Huan's whipping of a prostitute just now, he smiled at Chen Wen: "Brother Wen, is there anything strange about this matter?"

Chen Wen also smiled knowingly, and said, "My lord, there is nothing strange about this matter."

After talking, the two laughed, Liu Qi looked up at the starry sky and said with emotion: "Brother Wen, this trip is so dangerous. There are thousands of tombs of Chu in front of us. I wonder which one is the royal tomb?"