super demon pupil

After boarding the plane, Lin Shaohua and Li Xiaoning were in the front cabin.

There were more than 200 passengers on the plane. Lin Shaohua kept paying attention, but he didn't see anyone suspicious, and he didn't see Alice either.

The flight attendant pushed the cart to pour drinks and coffee, and when she arrived at Li Xiaoning's place, the flight attendant was stunned when she saw Li Xiaoning took off her sunglasses, and asked in surprise, "You are...you are Li Xiaoning?"

At this moment, Li Xiaoning regained some confidence and said with a smile, "You know me?"

The stewardess was also very pretty, but she seemed to be overwhelmed by Li Xiaoning. She poured Li Xiaoning a cup of coffee and said quietly, "Miss Li, can you sign me later?"

"Okay, of course!" Li Xiaoning agreed with a smile.

After the flight attendant served the passengers behind, Li Xiaoning smiled and said in a low voice: "You, as long as you don't know me, I'm still a bit famous in our side!"

When Li Xiaoning was speaking, seeing Lin Shaohua looking around, with a very absent-minded expression, she couldn't help frowning, feeling very speechless. In their city, she was like a flower held in the hands of the public, but in front of Lin Shaohua, She felt that her charm had gone nowhere.

But thinking about it again, Lin Shaohua has a girlfriend like Alice, and it is really hard to look up to other women. She is beautiful and rich, and her status is not comparable to that of ordinary people. Consider yourself inferior!

Ten minutes later, after the first round of service, the flight attendant quietly took a notebook, stopped beside Li Xiaoning, opened the notebook, inside was a pen, and a photo of Li Xiaoning's life, pure and beautiful, very sunny .

Li Xiaoning signed for her with a smile, the flight attendant thanked her in a low voice, and then left, she glanced at Lin Shaohua as she left, seeing that Li Xiaoning and him should be together, wondering if he might be Li Xiaoning's boyfriend ?

"Seeing that you are sleepy, well, let me tell you a joke to refresh you..." Li Xiaoning saw that Lin Shaohua was resting with his eyes closed, and immediately said again.

Lin Shaohua opened his eyes and glanced at her, this Li Xiaoning really could find something to say.

Li Xiaoning didn't say anything first, but he couldn't help laughing. It seemed that the joke was really funny. After a pause, he lowered his voice and said, "It's a joke from our hometown. I don't know if you can understand it or not!"

As soon as Lin Shaohua heard the "local joke", Lin Shaohua remembered that when he met Li Xiaoning on the balcony, Li Xiaoning was calling Wu Laosan. The local and vulgar words sounded very funny, but he felt that Li Xiaoning was very real.

"Tell me, maybe I can understand it too!"

Seeing that Lin Shaohua was interested, Li Xiaoning smiled again and said, "A plane was shaking violently in the air. The stewardess said: 'Passengers, there is something wrong with the plane. Two engines are bad. We may be late.'" Passengers Just say, 'Back you... damn it, what the fuck, if all four engines are screwed up, aren't we going to spend the night in the sky?'"

As soon as Li Xiaoning finished speaking, she couldn't help but laugh so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

Lin Shaohua didn't understand it at first, but after thinking about it, he couldn't help but smile, but it always feels unlucky to say such a joke on the plane.

Three and a half hours later, the plane arrived at its destination. As soon as it got out of the airport, Li Xiaoning felt different. People were paying attention to her everywhere.

When he walked out of the airport hall, Lin Shaohua saw a girl standing on the right side looking at him in the crowd, and he was stunned. Only then did he realize that it was Alice, and he couldn't help asking in surprise, "You...how did you arrive early?"

Alice was wearing a white woven straw hat, her blond hair was rolled up and hidden in the hat, she was wearing very ordinary clothes, and she was wearing white sneakers on her feet. This attire was indeed too ordinary, if it wasn't for Lin Shaohua's vision Great, I really can't recognize it all at once.

Alice laughed and said, "Because... the money, I just spent twice the price of the full crew ticket for a plane!"

Lin Shaohua was dumbfounded immediately, the way rich people play is really different, but it is very effective!

When Li Xiaoning saw Alice, he was stunned and became even more ecstatic. He wanted Lin Shaohua to help her attract Alice to invest, but unexpectedly Alice came here by herself, wouldn't that be a good thing?

Li Xiaoning is acquainted with some powerful people in the city, and the deputy mayor in charge of the economy is her own brother, so when doing shows outside, she always wants to help her brother contact rich people outside to invest. The older brother's official career help will be greater!

"Miss Alice, you're here too? Haha..." Li Xiaoning laughed out of excitement for a moment, and said, "I'll arrange a hotel room right away. You're here. I'm the host, so I have to treat you well!"

Alice agreed unceremoniously: "Okay, but I'm not busy going to the hotel, I want to eat something first!"

"No problem!" Li Xiaoning looked at the person who came to greet her outside, and immediately beckoned him to come over and pick up Lin Shaohua and Alice's luggage in the car, and ordered him to take it to the hotel to open the room and put it away.

In fact, Lin Shaohua has no luggage, and Alice has a small box.

Then they took a taxi, and Li Xiaoning asked which famous restaurant to go to in the car.

Alice immediately shook her head and said: "Miss Li, I heard that no matter where you are, the best food is actually folk snacks. Where is there no big restaurant? They all taste the same!"

Li Xiaoning was taken aback, thinking that if you want to eat snacks, isn't that too much?But isn't it necessary to save her money?But in fact, she didn't want to save this money. Since she wanted to show favor to Alice and Lin Shaohua, how could she have the nerve to let them eat ten or eight yuan?

But Alice seemed very persistent, Li Xiaoning thought about it, and ordered the driver to drive to another place.

Li Xiaoning got out of the car after wearing sunglasses, and led Lin Shaohua and Alice to an old street in the old town, and found an old shop.

The store is relatively clean, the boss is a fat man around 40 years old, he welcomed the three of them in with a smile, and arranged them to sit down in the private room in the back.

The scale of the restaurant is small, but it still looks very chic. The waiters are very busy. The fat boss personally took the menu and asked Lin Shaohua and Li Xiaoning what they wanted to eat.

Li Xiaoning was trying to save face, she had never been to a place like this, she covered her mouth with her hand, and she was wearing sunglasses, so the fat boss naturally wouldn't recognize her.

Lin Shaohua opened the menu and looked at it, then asked Alice what to eat.

Alice said, "I can't read, read my name."

Lin Shaohua read them next to each other, and they were all local specialties: "Hand-shredded braised vegetables, fish-flavored eggplant, tiger-skin green peppers, husband and wife lung slices, mapo tofu..."

Alice heard it interesting, so she wanted it all. Lin Shaohua quickly stopped reading, there are still so many in the future, if Alice wants it all, the table will not fit, and there will definitely be more than enough to eat. The money is not really useful, and the key is not to waste it.

Alice was really hungry. She waited anxiously and kept asking when she would come out.

Li Xiaoning took advantage of this time to go out and call her brother, saying that he had invited two "extraordinary" guests. When her brother asked about the situation, of course he was overjoyed, so he quickly asked her to greet him, and he would come when he was ready.

In fact, for ordinary investors, the deputy mayor of a provincial city is also qualified, but for a guest like Alice, the top leaders at the provincial and ministerial level have to spend all their energy to invite them. No matter how hard you try, people won't see you at all.

When Alice saw the first dish was served, she immediately took a bite with her chopsticks. She has been in China for a long time, and she is very proficient in using chopsticks.

The food is delicious, and I don't know if it's because I'm too hungry.

"Boss, what's the name of this dish?" Alice asked.

"Fish-flavored eggplant!" The fat boss's face was trembling.

"Fish-flavored eggplant?" Alice was stunned for a moment, then picked up the dish twice with chopsticks, and said, "Fish-flavored eggplant? Why is there no fish in your fish-flavored eggplant?"

"Day..." The boss was stunned, and then burst into foul language: "My ancestors are rigid, according to your daughter, you also ordered tiger skin and green peppers, do I have to get you a tiger?" ? The husband and wife lung slices you ordered, do I have to kill two people for you? If you order wife cakes, do I have to send you a wife? "

In fact, the fat boss didn't mean to scold people, but the catchphrase came out in a hurry.

Although Lin Shaohua seldom eats these dishes, he has heard that there are Sichuan dishes in Jiangcheng. These are very common. He didn't expect Alice to ask the boss like this, nor did he expect the boss to answer such "characteristic" words !

Lin Shaohua quickly explained: "Don't blame the boss, my friend is a foreigner, and I have never eaten or seen this kind of food..."

When the fat boss looked at Alice's beautiful face, which was completely different from that of an Asian girl, he also thought that she was a foreigner, so he naturally didn't understand the cultural characteristics of his side, so he said awkwardly: "Yes, yes, eat slowly. Eat slowly..."

He was very angry, so another waiter came over.

After a while, Li Xiaoning came in. Seeing that the two had strange expressions, he asked, "What's the matter? Is this food not delicious?"

I thought it would be better to change to another family. How could a person like Alice get used to these extremely cheap special dishes?

But Alice shook her head and said, "The dishes are delicious, but I just had a misunderstanding with the boss!"

"What misunderstanding?" Li Xiaoning took a sip from the teacup, then stared at Alice.

Alice pointed to the dish, but couldn't remember the name of the dish for a moment.

Lin Shaohua couldn't help laughing, but took the initiative to tell the joke about Alice and the boss just now. He already knew these dishes, so he naturally said it vividly.

"puff……"

Li Xiaoning didn't swallow a mouthful of tea, and couldn't help but spit it out in one mouthful!

If the joke she told on the plane was funny, then this joke made by Alice is at least a hundred times more funny than that one!

This time, Li Xiaoning couldn't stop laughing. She wiped her tears with a napkin and laughed again. She couldn't speak. It's a pity that she didn't see it with her own eyes. Otherwise, it was a joke of the host. .