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Xiao Han froze for a moment, and said, "Tell me why you are in a bad mood, and I will tell you a joke."

Shu Nuan sneered coldly: "Do you still need me to tell you?"

Xiao Han thought that she must be thinking that Fengying had told him everything, he just smiled and said, "I really don't know."

Shu Nuan thought that he didn't want to tell her a joke anymore, so she was silent for a while, and said, "It's fine if you don't want to tell it." She was about to hang up the phone.

Xiao Han quickly stopped: "I said it's not okay?"

Shu Nuan hesitated for a while, then put the phone to her ear again.

It was the first time Xiao Han agreed to such a childish request from others, but he really couldn't tell a joke if he was really asked to.

Shu Nuan got impatient and said, "Are you going to tell me or not?"

Xiao Han held his breath and said, "I don't know how to tell jokes."

"Xiao Han, you're playing tricks on me again!"

She was angry and annoyed, and there was still a cry in her voice. After hearing this, Xiao Han felt uncomfortable, and wanted to know why she was in a bad mood, but he didn't want her to be in a bad mood, so he said repeatedly: "Okay , I will tell you now."

Xiao Han really hadn't heard any jokes before, so he racked his brains to think about it, and finally remembered a story he heard a long time ago. It's been a long time, and I can't remember the specific content clearly, but the general meaning is still remember.

He cleared his throat and said, "I'm going to talk."

Shu Nuan rolled her eyes in her heart, and said sullenly, "You should have said it earlier."

"A scorpion went to the river and wanted to cross the river, but it didn't dare to go down because he was afraid of the water. When the scorpion was in a dilemma, he saw a frog jumping over and asked, "Can you carry me across?" The frog refused, it said: "Of course not!"If I carry you, you will attack me on the back. "Scorpion said: "No!I will never do that.If I did that, we'd both die because I can't swim. Hearing this, the frog looked at the scorpion for a while and said, "Okay, I'll carry you across the river." A fish swam over, and it told the frog, "Don't believe what the scorpion said, if you cross the river, it will definitely sting you." "The frog said: "No, it said don't hurt me, I believe it! The river was very wide and fast, and waves surged from time to time. When the frog carried the scorpion to the middle of the river, it encountered a wave. The scorpion got nervous and attacked the frog. When they fell into the water, the frog asked sadly. Scorpion: "You can't survive even though you know you've hurt me, why do you still do that? "Scorpion also replied helplessly: "I'm sorry, but I can't help it, because that's my nature!" ""

After Xiao Han finished speaking, he waited for Shu Nuan's reaction. After waiting for a long time, she didn't see any reaction. He asked, "Did you hear that?"

Shu Nuan said lightly: "I heard."

Xiao Han snorted, and asked again: "Isn't it funny?"

Shu Nuan couldn't laugh or cry, she was depressed and heavy, but because he was not a joke at all, she became a little brighter.She asked: "Xiao Han, is this what you think the joke is?"

Of course Xiao Han also knew that his story was not a joke at all, but he had no choice but to do it in an emergency situation. Besides, he had never heard a joke before, so what he told was at least a story, the closest to a joke. of.

He obediently replied: "Strictly speaking, it's not."

"Even if it is not strictly speaking, this cannot be a joke."

Xiao Han snorted, "Since you are so clear, tell me a joke."

Listening to his disdainful tone, Shu Nuan said, "You think I can't?"

"No, Mr. Shu has read the whole book and has learned a lot. Whether it is the biography of characters in literature or the change of dynasties in history, Mr. Shu is of course familiar with it.

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Xiao Han paused for a moment, but the ending of the last word was drawn very long, which was quite suspicious.

Shu Nuan immediately asked: "But?"

"But when it comes to telling jokes, I'm not so confident in Mr. Shu."

How could Shu Nuan's stubborn and strong temper tolerate him looking down on him so much, and immediately his face became cold and ugly, and he snorted, and said: "Then I really disappointed Mr. Xiao, I'm still very good at telling jokes. "

Xiao Han raised his eyebrows in surprise, but his voice was still faint, with doubts of disbelief.

"is it?"

Shocked, Shu Nuan sat up from the bed and said, "You don't believe me, do you? Well, I'll tell you one."

Xiao Han raised his eyebrows even higher, and the corners of his eyebrows and eyes were full of triumphant smiles.

This woman is still so careless, like a child, when the blood rushes to her forehead.

Xiao Han smiled, "Are you sure what you said was really a joke?"

Shu Nuan snorted coldly, and said contemptuously, "I don't want someone, and I don't even know what a joke is."

"Then I'll listen to our teacher Shu's jokes, and I'll tell you, I also have a good sense of humor."

Shu Nuan snorted disdainfully, and cleared her throat like Xiao Han, but compared to Xiao Han's guilty conscience, she was obviously full of confidence.

"The cat and the dog got married, and soon they got divorced. The judge asked: "You just got married, why did you get divorced?" ", the dog said very aggrieved: "After the cat gets married, every night

Don't go home, behave badly. "The cat shouted: "It's wrong, I just went after the mouse. "The dog said:" You listen. ""

Shu Nuan not only assigned different voices to different characters, but also added the emotions of the characters. A joke was told vividly by her. After listening to it, the corners of Xiao Han's lips turned

The laugh lines escaped, the content of the joke was funny, but it was not the main reason that made him happy, but when he thought of the look she had when she imitated cats and dogs, she couldn't help laughing.

Shu Nuan waited for a while, but couldn't hear the laughter, frowned slightly, thinking: isn't it funny?When she saw this joke, her eyes burst out of laughter.

Shu Nuan added another one: "One day, an old mouse and a young mouse were wandering in the room, and suddenly a cat appeared in front of them, so they turned around.

As soon as they ran, the cat chased after them. Just when they had nowhere to escape, the little mouse who ran behind turned around and yelled at the cat twice: "Wow, woof".The cat was scared away by these two sounds.The old mouse patted the little mouse on the shoulder and boasted: "Okay, I can bark." The little mouse wiped his sweat and said, "How important it is to master a foreign language!"

Shu Nuan waited for a while and still didn't hear his response. Just as she was thinking about making persistent efforts to tell the third joke, she suddenly thought of Xiao Han's cunning, and she usually liked it.

Playing with her, asked: "I'm sorry you're laughing?"

Xiao Han was holding back his laughter, when he suddenly heard what Shu Nuan said, he was startled, his laughter got stuck in his throat, and he coughed continuously.

Shu Nuan heard it, and was annoyed: "Xiao Han, you are so bad! Too bad!"

Xiao Han stopped coughing and said with a smile: "Teacher Shu is really knowledgeable. I will learn more like Teacher Shu in the future."

Shu Nuan couldn't get used to him calling her Teacher Shu, as if he was her student, it made her feel guilty for no reason.

She said angrily: "Don't call me a teacher, and I don't want a rogue like you to be my student."

"Teacher Shu is afraid that I will be abducted by other female students, so he rejects me so sharply?"

Shu Nuan pursed her lips and snorted, "What time is it, Mr. Xiao is still daydreaming?"

Xiao Han chuckled, with a taste of hooliganism: "I won't have this kind of unnutritious daydream, what I want to do is also a daydream that puts you under me!"

"You!" Shu Nuanqi blushed and heated up, gripped the phone tightly, and cursed, "Shameless!"

Xiao Han accepted it readily, and said again: "Baby, tell me another joke, this time with a little color."

Shu Nuan was ashamed and annoyed, and wanted to hang up the phone, but suddenly thought of something, and shouted angrily: "Xiao Han, I asked you to tell me a joke, why?

In the end, I told you? "

Xiao Han also seemed to be confused, and said, "Yeah, what's going on?"

Only then did Shu Nuan realize his aggressive tactics, and she was very annoyed, but she didn't know what to say. After all, she had followed his way, so she told him obediently

Made two jokes.

If this matter is placed on someone else, Shu Nuan can only blame herself for a few words at most, but when she thinks it is Xiao Han, she feels uncomfortable, so uncomfortable, he

Knowing that he is in a bad mood, it's fine if he doesn't comfort her well, but he even tricks her into fooling her and playing tricks on her.

Feeling aggrieved, sad, resentful and many emotions rushed into her heart at once, she only blinked her eyes, tears welled up in her eyes, and her voice choked up

I can't.

"Xiao Han, you are so bad, I hate you!"

Xiao Han provoked her with words, and he also wanted to let her tell jokes, so that she would feel better. Judging from the conversation just now, he felt that his purpose

The goal is also achieved, but it is only a momentary thing, how can it completely change?

Shu Nuan's aggrieved and choked voice sounded like a thorn slowly pushing into his heart. He was heartbroken and annoyed that he didn't comfort her well, why did he provoke her?

His voice was soft and urgent, apologizing repeatedly.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I apologize, don't cry, be good, don't cry."

But Shu Nuan was crying more and more, sobbing one after another, Xiao Han heard it like a thorn in his throat, like a thorn in his heart, and wished he could immediately change to her side, hug her, and coax her well.

Shu Nuan couldn't stop for a moment, then hung up the phone and buried her head in the quilt.

Xiao Han looked at the phone that was hung up, and his thoughts kept turning. He felt that it was not because of his teasing that she was crying so sadly. His teasing was just the fuse, which gave her an outlet to vent. The real reason was that The reason why she was in a bad mood.

Why is she crying so sadly?

Xiao Han knew that she didn't like him interfering with her affairs, so he didn't intend to intervene at first, but now he felt that he really had to intervene!

Xiao Han did what he said, picked up the phone, and dialed a number.

Soon, the phone was connected, and Fengying's respectful voice came over.

"Master."

Shu Nuan didn't know when she fell asleep. She heard something vaguely in the middle of the night. She wanted to wake up but didn't want to open her eyes. After careful identification for a while, she realized that it was raining. She opened her eyes and turned her head to stare at After staring at the curtains that swayed in the wind for a while, I closed my eyes and fell asleep again.

This sleep lasted until after ten o'clock at noon the next day. She looked at herself in the mirror, her eyes were a little swollen. Thinking of crying so much to Xiao Han with her mobile phone last night, she was both annoyed and regretful. With a layer of frost on her, her eyes seemed blurred, so she went downstairs. 13acv.

Wang Ma stood at the stairs and greeted her with a smile, "Miss, are you hungry?"

Shu Nuan nodded with a smile and followed Mama Wang to the restaurant.

After eating, Shu Nuan saw that it was raining heavily outside, so she went upstairs again and went to the study.

Not long after she sat down, Wang Ma knocked on the door and came in with a phone in her hand.

"Miss, your phone number."

Shu Nuan hummed, and took it without thinking.

"Hey."

"Nuan Nuan, it's me!"

Surprised, Shu Nuan called out after a moment of silence: "Second brother."

Chen Yuting is currently in the government office building, standing in front of the window, looking at the rain outside and the city under the rain.

"Nuan Nuan, I'm sorry about what happened last night."

He spoke slowly, apologetically, and cautiously.

Shu Nuan also stared blankly at the rain outside the window, for a while, smiled, and said lightly: "I don't blame anyone, Second Brother doesn't need to apologize."

Listening to her faint laughter, Chen Yuting felt a pain like a needle prick in her heart, but then thought of her mother's crying blood-like sighs last night and the pain in He Huajing's eyes.

Feeling so sad, he felt sore again, and the sore and painful feeling gathered in his heart, he couldn't describe what kind of feeling it was, and he felt that his breathing was not as smooth as usual.

Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, Shu Nuan said, "Second brother, it's nothing, I'll just hang up." If you're cold, what a wish.

"Warm and warm."

Shu Nuan paused, but did not hang up the phone.

"I want to meet you, can we have dinner together tonight?"

Shu Nuan was silent for a while, and said, "Second Brother, the people you should accompany most now are Auntie and Miss He."

Chen Yuting felt as if a stone was pressing on his heart, he took a deep breath, and only had time to say "Nuannuan", the other party had already hung up the phone.

Chen Yuting looked at the rain that was falling harder and harder outside, and felt that his heart was just like this city, soaked in rain, cool and cold.

In the afternoon, Shang Ming and Xiang Nan came over. With Shang Ming around, there would be no boredom. Shu Nuan felt that the afternoon passed quickly.

They left after dinner, Shu Nuan sat in the living room for a while, and then went upstairs.

The rain is still falling, knocking on the windows, crackling, making it impossible to sleep.

Shu Nuan couldn't fall asleep, so she sat up again, leaned against the head of the bed, hugged her knees with her hands, rested her head on her knees, tilted her head, and quietly looked at the scene outside the window.

Dim lights.

The curtains were swaying with the wind, and her thoughts were also swaying back and forth.

She seemed to have returned to the hospital entrance again, seeing Mother Chen's disappointed eyes, seeing He Huajing's sad expression, and hearing Chen Yuting's firm disapproval.

Let it go, I heard Mother Chen's clear and loud applause, and heard many whispers from the onlookers...

Shu Nuan's head sank, she shook, and lay down again, retracting into the quilt.

Turning over, she saw the mobile phone on the bedside table.

Since Xiao Han left, he would call her every night, but tonight, he didn't call.

Shu Nuan reached for the phone, and as soon as she got it, the screen lit up, and then the bell rang.