Daughter of Hou's Mansion

188 Shangguan Jue's Nonsense

Shangguanjue's monkey first did a warm-up exercise of jumping up and down. The monkey seemed to be extraordinarily human, with a cute demeanor, and even those simple movements could make people laugh.

After waiting for a while, Hou'er clasped his fists at the people below, jumped directly onto the table prepared in advance, held a pen in his hand, and started to paint, this scene made everyone start to be amazed Climbing a pole and jumping through a fire hoop are simple movements. This kind of training is not difficult, but it takes some skill to make a monkey paint like a human.

Shangguanjue went to the desk and asked the monkey, "What are you painting?"

Hearing this, the monkey raised its head and screamed at Shangguan Jue for a while, one person and one monkey seemed to be having a conversation.

The smile on the Empress Dowager's face spread more and more, pointing to Shangguanjue on the stage, she said: "The name monkey didn't offend him, you see, he can still understand the monkey's cry, it's just that we people can I can't even understand it!"

When Shangguanjue heard the Queen Mother's words, he showed his white teeth, and said to the Queen Mother: "The Queen Mother doesn't know something, this monkey is named Xiaomu, I have kept it by my side for five years, and it is very human on weekdays, Xiaomu said today It's a good day, the first prince's full moon banquet was canonized as the prince again, since it's such a good day, it should be a good thing, this son is already nineteen, today there are so many ladies from famous families present, Xiaomu said that he is optimistic about a girl I think it is very suitable for this son, so I am planning to draw the appearance of that woman."

As soon as Shangguan Jue finished speaking, there was an uproar in the imperial garden.

Especially the ladies from Qingluan and the others all have different attitudes, some are angry and just scolding nonsense, and some are afraid of Shangguanjue's reputation and don't want to marry him, they almost bury their heads in their chests, of course there are those Looking forward to it.

Concubine Xiao was taken aback for a moment, and then showed a panicked look on her face. She didn't care about losing her temper in front of the imperial court, and dissuaded her: "Jueer, marriage is not a trifle, how can you let a monkey choose a wife? If you let your grandfather know It’s time to blame me.” How could she let Shangguanjue give away the position of the concubine at will, she has already reached an agreement with the Jiang family, and Shangguanjue’s wife may be Jiang Yao.

Concubine Xiao's face was about to cry, even though she was over [-] years old, her tearful appearance touched many people on the court. Such a beauty has been the home of Prince Qin's mansion all these years, but it is only for so many years. The position of Prince Qin and concubine has always been vacant, and she neither remarries nor restores her status. I really don't understand what this god of war is thinking.

Shangguan is definitely the biggest dude in Shangjing, and he does absurd things on weekdays. Although everyone is surprised to be able to come up with such a trick to choose the concubine, it is not unacceptable.It's just that the person who brought the girl into the palace today has a strange look on his face.

People who are willing to get married to Prince Qin's mansion can't wait to go up and see what the monkey painted, and those who don't want to get married with Shangguanjue are afraid that the monkey will choose his own girl. It's not a good thing to be put on stage.

The expression on Qingluan's face remained unchanged, he took another sip of the sweet soup, and looked down at his clothes. Is this why Shangguan Jue gave her clothes in advance?No matter how well trained a monkey is, it can't be as smart as a human. With so many people, she really doesn't believe that the monkey can tell who is who. The only possibility is that Shangguan Jue has trained it beforehand.

Qingluan was angry, funny, and slightly sad in his heart.

The angry thing is that Shangguan Jue didn't discuss this with her beforehand, even though she could guess that the person in the painting was probably her, but being put on stage by a monkey in such a grand manner, it must be old The wife and sister-in-law will definitely feel disrespected in their hearts.

Of course, Qingluan also understands that Shangguanjue must have known that his marriage may have been put on the table by Concubine Xiao. If he became the real grandfather of Prince Qin, he might not be able to refute, that's why he made such a fuss at today's banquet.

Choosing the princess concubine with a monkey really fits his reputation as the number one dandy in Beijing!

The official's lower body is good.I heard Jiang Yao's voice next to my ear: "Miss Wei looks really calm, don't you worry?"

Qingluan turned her head to the side, but saw Jiang Yao's bright eyes staring at her, full of scrutiny.The corner of Qingluan's mouth curled up, and said: "Miss Jiang, what do you think I should worry about?"

"If the one in that painting is Miss Wei, according to the reputation of Prince Qin's son, would Miss Wei be willing?" Jiang Yao's words were not without probing intentions. 13acv.

The light in Qingluan's eyes became softer and softer, "If I remember correctly, Concubine Xiao Xiao took a fancy to Miss Jiang in the Palace of Compassionate Ning just now. Could it be that Miss Jiang actually looked down on Prince Qin's son in her heart? Fortunately, Xiao Although the side concubine is an elder, she is not the direct grandmother of Prince Qin's son, this is just a mention."

Annoyance quickly flashed across Jiang Yao's eyes, the meaning of Wei Qingluan's words was not very pleasant.

The Shangguan over there cast a sharp glance at Concubine Xiao, with a smirk on his face and asked, "Then what does it matter to me?"

Shangguan Jue's expression was very aggressive, this side concubine Xiao was almost crying because he covered her face angrily, with so many people, Shangguan Jue could say that she was not polite at all, which made her a little embarrassed to step down.

Shangguan Jue narrowed his eyes slightly. It can be said that half of his reputation is managed by this white lotus. He is just a dude, shameless and shameless. What is the side concubine who is angry with his grandfather? A serious grandmother.

The Empress Dowager glanced at Shangguan Jue, a trace of helplessness flashed in her eyes, and said: "You are too nonsense, the reputation of the girl's family is more important than life."

The smile on Shangguan Absolute's face was much more sincere when he went to the Empress Dowager, and he said cheekily: "The Empress Dowager will allow Jue'er to mess around for a while, Jue'er thinks this method is very novel and interesting."

Empress Jiang couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth. This important marriage event still requires novelty and fun. This Shangguanjue's temperament is really lawless. Empress Jiang's eyes fell sharply on Shangguanjue. Is he a real dandy or a fake dandy? , even she couldn't tell the difference.

Although everyone was chattering, Shangguan Rui didn't speak, and the guards and eunuchs continued to cooperate with Shangguan Jue.

After about half an hour, the painting of the monkey was finished.

The monkey excitedly yelled twice at Shangguan Jue. Shangguan Jue took the painting and looked at it carefully, with a satisfied expression on his face. Just when everyone thought he was going to announce who the person in the painting was, they saw him He rolled up the scroll again and put it on the desk again.

He aroused the curiosity of all the people sitting below, and the emperor asked with a smile: "Why don't you take out the painting and have a look, could it be that you can't see the people in the words clearly at all?" It's a bit of a joke, after all, it's unimaginable for a monkey to make a decent painting.

Shangguan Jue shook his head and said: "Your Majesty, don't underestimate Xiaomu, I just think that since Xiaomu was selected, he must appear domineering." Then he lowered his body and said to the monkey, "Xiaomu, Don't you think so?"

The monkey nodded, jumped to the front of the iron cage, and with a bang, it lifted the black cloth covering the cage.

"Ah, ah, it's a tiger..." the people below screamed.

Even the emperor and queen mother changed their faces, even though they knew that the tiger was still locked in an iron cage.

Seeing the sun for the first time, the eye-catching white tiger in the cage that had been lying prone suddenly stood up and let out bursts of roars. The roars resounded through the sky, enough to make the faces of the people below change.

Qingluan watched the scene unfold, and became more and more certain that after today, Shangguan Jue's reputation as a dandy will rise to a higher level, and there are really few people who can bring monkeys and tigers to make trouble in the Imperial Garden.

The tiger's posture is very vigorous, even if it is separated by a distance, it can make people's hearts jump. Qin Cai's body is slightly weak. This son of King Qin is really terrible, and he even dealt with ferocious beasts .

The eye-catching white tiger was a little impatient being locked in the cage, and slammed into the cage hard, as if it was out of control, and the woman who was not calm had long been frightened and speechless. If the tiger rushed out of the cage and was injured What can people do?

Shangguan Jue patted Xiaomu on the head, Xiaomu understood, grinned at the eye-catching white tiger, and patted the iron cage hard.Then he made a downward movement.

What shocked everyone was that the eye-catching white tiger calmed down, and even followed the monkey's movements to lie down obediently in the cage again.

Shangguan smiled proudly, and said to the Queen Mother and the Emperor: "This white tiger is named Xiaobai, he is Xiaomu's good friend, and he is the most obedient."

The people below felt a sense of chaos in the wind, Xiaobai, this beast still has such a cute name?What else can be called the most obedient, a beast is a beast, and it is not difficult to be human or not to understand human nature.

The monkey didn't care about the reaction of the people below, turned over, took a small leather whip from the table, unlocked the cage with the key hanging around his neck, and opened the door of the iron cage at once.

This time even Shangguan Rui's expression changed slightly, but he was the emperor, even if he was afraid in his heart, he should put on airs, so he still sat there motionless.After the tiger got out of the cage, there was nothing to stop it. If it wanted to hurt someone, it would only be a matter of minutes. Even though there were many guards in the palace, the safety could not be completely guaranteed.

"What the hell is he going to do?" Qin Cai asked stammeringly.

ps: The first update, and the second update, I haven't eaten yet, so I'll go buy some snacks first.

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