Accidentally dived into the president

"Xiaoxi, are you really married? Why haven't you heard of it before?" A classmate sitting next to him asked.

"We have just received the certificate, and the wedding has not yet been held." Lin Xiaoxi replied.

"Obtaining a certificate is more important than a wedding, Xiaoxue has also obtained a certificate, right?"

"Yeah, holding a wedding is not protected by the law. Once you get the certificate, you'll be fine. When you get divorced, you can still share half of the other party's wealth.

Oh my god, Xiaoxi, you are a rich woman! "

"Hey, what about Crow's Mouth, what a divorce!

Both Xiaoxi and Xiaoxue in our family will not divorce, and they are the masters of their lives! " Liu Xin retorted immediately.

"Haha, yes!"

Everyone discussed with each other while not forgetting to eat snacks. The atmosphere was very lively.

Because I have to wait for a few students who arrived late, I haven't set off yet.

"Come on, come on!" Li Mi suddenly pulled Lalin Xiaoxi excitedly.

"What's going on?" Lin Xiaoxi was eating beef jerky and asked in puzzlement.

"Your enemy is here!" Li Binu said with a smile as he stepped out of the car window.

Liu Xin seemed more excited than Lin Xiaoxi, and poked her head out all of a sudden,

"Where is it, where is it? Oh, I see, she is still holding Zhou Yi's hand! Do you think she is taking our car? Or is she not going to take our car?"

"I guess she won't dare to ride with us, or we'll kill her together!"

"That's right, I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen such shameless people.

Forget it, if you don't look at the monk's face and look at the Buddha's face, after all, she is also Zhou Yi's girlfriend.

And it's our graduation trip, so it's not good for everyone to get stuck. "Lin Xiaoxi pulled Liu Xin to sit down.

The squad leader walked over to talk to them, and saw the girl looked at the No. [-] car, then shook her head with Zhou Qiang.

At last they sat in the No. [-] car.

"I said she dare not come!"

"Xiaoxi, how did you provoke that woman?" Someone started gossiping again.

"To be honest, I don't know very well, it's a little baffling." Lin Xiaoxi said succinctly.

It's best for the girl to be on her own during this trip and not to mess with her.

Otherwise, she will forget the old and new hatred together.

After the last few students arrived, they set off.

They went to a resort and spent two days and two nights there.

Each car has a class cadre who reads out the precautions in the car.

Everyone didn't pay much attention to listening at first, but then the squad leader got downcast, and everyone stopped chatting, ate snacks, and listened attentively.

"The itinerary has been sent to everyone's mailbox, everyone should have seen it, just follow the above.

Group activities must be participated in, and for safety reasons, the range of activities cannot exceed the resort.

There are two people in each room, and you take care of each other.

Everyone has my cell phone number, just call me if you need anything! "

"Squad leader, if you have nothing to do, can you call?" A boy sitting in the back seat asked with a smile.

"You have nothing to call. Call the class monitor. What do you want to do?" A girl sitting in front smiled and asked back.

Then I heard someone utter two words - fuck!

Suddenly, there was laughter in the carriage.

"Nonsense, everyone hear clearly, pay attention to sight, and pay attention to safety." The squad leader couldn't help but reprimanded at the end.

Then sat down in the front seat.

Then everyone started free activities again, and it took an hour's drive to the resort.

So of course there are activities on board as well.

That is, starting from the first seat, everyone has to perform a show, tell jokes, sing, and even pole dance in the car, as long as you pay attention to safety.

Only family members can participate, while class members are required to participate.

Because it was a graduation trip, everyone was open, so basically after adding a performance, everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

It's the monitor's turn now.

"I'll come back last. I'm afraid that when I start singing, everyone will cry."

"Ha ha!"

So he skipped over the monitor and continued to pass on.

Liu Xin told a joke, but no one in the car laughed.

"Isn't it funny?" Liu Xin asked back with a puzzled expression.

"It's not funny!" Unexpectedly, the whole car responded in unison.

"Then let me tell you one more thing, everyone can't laugh!" After Liu Xin finished speaking, she began to tell her second joke vividly, "The old couple went to take a photo, and the photographer asked: "Master, do you want to take a side view?" Light, backlight, or full light? ", the uncle said shyly: "I don't care, can you leave a pair of pants for your aunt? "

There was a second of silence in the carriage, and then burst out laughing.

"Haha~~~"

Then Liu Xin arrogantly returned to his seat, patted Lin Xiaoxi and said,

"It's your turn!"

So Lin Xiaoxi leaned on the back of the chair and walked to the front,

"Today, I will also tell you a joke!

It is said that a buddy applied for a driving school to learn to drive,

Four people went on the road with the coach that day.

It's this guy's turn to open,

Great tension, all kinds of sweating.

I happened to pass a village,

On the road, there are a few chickens raised by the farmer's uncle looking for food.

This buddy held the steering wheel and said "oh yes oh yes" repeatedly.

Everyone in the car was amazed, the coach was furious: "Doesn't the car have a horn?

You are learning to bike! "

Lin Xiaoxi also learned to be vivid, and everyone laughed all at once.

"One more!" someone yelled from behind.

"Yeah, another adult joke about you and your husband!" another added.

"Fuck you." Lin Xiaoxi blurted out.

The whole car laughed again.

"Pay attention to your image, pay attention to your image, you have family members!" The squad leader reminded, dumbfounded.

Lin Xiaoxi also felt a little embarrassed, so she had to apologize and said,

"Then I'll tell another office joke!

In my sophomore year, I worked as a student in a company.

It's the kind that is responsible for doing odd jobs. If a light bulb is broken, you call and ask the master to repair it.

Once the leaders of the headquarters came to inspect and used the large conference room.

And it happened that the projector had a problem that day.

So I started calling in the morning. I urged the master to come and fix it.

Because if he doesn't come to repair, I will be repaired.

Finally, the maintenance master said that he had already arrived downstairs.

I hurried to the elevator to pick it up.

When the elevator door opened, I saw a man coming out of it.

Regardless of 21, I said while asking,

"Master, I have been waiting for you for a long time""

Just as Lin Xiaoxi said this, a boy behind him replied,

"I'm sorry Bajie, I'm late as a teacher!"

Immediately, the carriage turned into a smile again.

"You are Bajie!" Lin Xiaoxi scolded him with a smile, and then continued, "The other party looked at me strangely.

Just when I wanted to drag him straight into the conference room to fix that damn projector.

A group of people came from the company.

He respectfully said to the master—Mr. Li, you are here! "

With a puff, someone laughed.

"Xiaoxi, shouldn't it be, that person happens to be your husband, and if you pull him like this, he will miss his whole life!" Someone asked with a laugh.

"I won't tell you, I won't tell you!" Lin Xiaoxi made a face at the other party, and sang the theme song of Xiaolongren, and finally said, "Thank you, everyone!"

He walked back to his seat and it was the next turn to perform.

Along the way, everyone laughed non-stop, and the atmosphere was very good.

It wasn't until the squad leader sang that everyone settled down.

In fact, the squad leader didn't sing any campus songs like "You at the same table" and "The brother who sleeps on my upper bunk", otherwise the crowd in the carriage would have cried into a ball.

The squad leader sang "Unity is Strength" and immediately made everyone laugh.

When you arrive at the resort, check in first.

The squad leader and deputy squad leader went through the formalities at the front desk, and everyone sat in the lobby waiting to receive their room cards.

"That woman won't be living in the same room as Zhou Yi!" Liu Xin said in a low voice.

"Nonsense, they don't live in one room, so don't they live in one room!" Li Mi said with a blank look at Liu Xin.

"Do you think their room is just across from us or next to us?"

"It's not interesting on the opposite side, it's better to be next to it. If there is any movement at night, you can hear it." Li Biyu was not surprised and kept dying!

"Haha——" Lin Xiaoxi and Liu Xin laughed unkindly.

attracted everyone's attention.

In the end, the card was issued. Lin Xiaoxi and Liu Xin shared one room, and Li Mi and Xiaoxue shared one room. The two rooms are adjacent to each other, so they can get together to fight the landlord at night.

As for Zhou Yi and his girlfriend's room, unfortunately, it happened to be next door to Li Mi and Xiaoxue's room.