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Chapter 103: Two Teams
"Oh, that's great! My old Dou is finally gone, I'm free!"
Seeing the Mercedes-Benz driving out of the village entrance, Ximen Yaoming immediately cheered like a liberated serf.
"Your old man is gone, and I'm still here!" Yan Xiaokai patted his head lightly, "Why are you so happy!"
"Brother!" Ximen Yaoming immediately put on a pitiful look, "I brought gifts from such a long distance, and drove a Mercedes-Benz to see you, you can't bear to abuse me!"
"Hey!" Yan Xiaokai smiled sinisterly, patted him on the shoulder and said, "That depends on my mood!"
"Then you should be in a good mood today!"
"You are wrong, I am in such a bad mood today that I want to kill someone!"
"Brother, don't be in a bad mood! Look, I packed all the cigarettes, wine, and tea that others usually give me to Lao Dou. By the way, didn't my dad also prepare gifts for you?" In the morning, I listened to him ordering the secretary to prepare, what house and car cash."
"I don't want those!"
"No? You're stupid, why don't you?"
"Does this still need a reason?" Yan Xiaokai rolled his eyes at him, and then asked, "Hey? Don't you know why your father left you here?"
"Isn't it just running errands for you, learning how to be a man from you!" Ximen Yaoming was either looking at the windmill or turning the stone mill like a donkey just now, who knew what his father and Yan Xiaokai were muttering in the room!
Yan Xiao laughed, because he lacked nothing else now, except for such a bold, careful, thick-skinned, ingenious and stupid follower, but in the end he told him about building roads and teaching buildings.
"It's just such a trivial matter!" Ximen Yaoming said disapprovingly: "No problem, you can say what you want me to say later, and do whatever you want!"
"I want you to beat someone up?" Yan Xiaokai asked half-jokingly and half-seriously.
"How many beatings?" Ximen Yaoming got excited when he heard it, and said eagerly, "If it's three or five, then don't look for me. That's not enough for me to do warm-up exercises!"
Yan Xiao laughed, thinking that you will know after a while!
After a while, Ximen Yaoming lowered his voice and asked again: "Brother, have you called Zheng Peilin recently?"
Yan Xiaokai said: "It happens from time to time, why do you ask this?"
Ximen Yaoming smirked unnaturally, "Just ask, why not!"
Yan Xiaokai suddenly understood, "Hey, you haven't given up yet? Don't you know that after the ktv that night, you were completely useless? Now she hates you from behind you when she sees you, except to beat you I want to beat you!"
Ximen Yaoming said cheekily: "Brother, haven't you heard that there is as much hate as there is love?"
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "I've heard this before, but I also know that she only hates you at this moment, and has no love at all!"
Ximen Yaoming's heart felt cold, and he sighed faintly: "Once upon a time, the blue sea was hard to be water, except Wushan is not a cloud. I have pity on me for being romantic, handsome and suave, but it's a pity that the days of Sijiao's mood are like years!"
Yan Xiaokai almost didn't spit out when he heard it, "Are you okay, kid? Let me tell you the truth, that woman, you should give up completely!"
Ximen Yaoming said: "So brother, you and her?"
Yan Xiaokai said: "I haven't had anything with her so far, but whether there will be anything in the future, no one can say."
Ximen Yaoming sighed leisurely again: "It seems that I can only bless you, and then continue to be my prodigal young master, just like my old fight, one-stop, find tender models, and fly together."
Yan Xiao couldn't laugh or cry, "Look at how promising you are, you know sex all day long, besides sex, can you do anything else?"
Ximen Yaoming asked seriously: "Brother, have you ever had sex?"
Yan Xiaokai was embarrassed by the question, naturally he refused to admit that he was still a virgin, so he asked back: "What do you think?"
Ximen Yaoming looked at Yan Xiaokai carefully, "Looking at the face, there should be, no, absolutely, because you are so good-looking, if I were a woman, I would definitely let you have sex, no matter what position you use! "
Yan Xiaokai: "..."
Ximen Yaoming asked more seriously: "Brother, do you understand the meaning of the word pa?"
Yan Xiaokai: "..."
Ximen Yaoming said with rich experience: "I don't understand from your expression. Let me tell you, pa is a verb, and it's very lively, because there are mouths, hands, days, and voices!"
Yan Xiaokai opened his eyes wide, "..."
The two squatted at the door, one was foaming, the other was being taught humbly, blowing the water terribly.
Dazzling, half an hour has passed.
On the other side of the village, a mighty convoy drove in, led by two police motorcycles, followed by three police jippets, followed by two bread trucks, and then a light trailer , with a small excavator on it, and two black Toyota cars behind it.
Looking at the convoy, Yan Xiaokai finally interrupted Ximen Yaoming's speech on the word "pa", "Xiao Mingzi, you like to talk about papa, do you know what people in our village like to talk about?"
Ximen Yaoming said: "What are you talking about!"
"Be reasonable!" Yan Xiaokai raised a pair of tightly clenched fists, threw him in front of him and said, "Whoever has hard fists will be the most reasonable!"
Ximen Yaoming said movedly: "Brother, look at you, you seem to be ready to reason with others!"
Yan Xiaokai laughed again, "Xiao Mingzi, no wonder I am so optimistic about you, so you are really smart!"
Ximen Yaoming said a little coyly: "Brother, if you praise him like this, he will be embarrassed!"
Yan Xiaokai: "..."
Yan's father and Yan's mother saw the convoy outside through the fence of the yard, and immediately panicked. Yan's father hurriedly called out: "Xiao Kai, Xiao Kai, what should I do? They are here!"
Yan Xiaokai said: "There's nothing to do. Dad, come here, and I'll talk to you."
Yan's father approached suspiciously, and Yan Xiaokai whispered a few words in his ear.
After listening, Yan's father asked suspiciously: "Is it enough to just stare at them?"
Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Yes, there's no need to argue with them, as long as they move our land, you can come back and tell me!"
After thinking for a while, Father Yan finally nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go and watch!"
After finishing speaking, Father Yan trotted away in a hurry.
Ximen Yaoming on the side was confused, "Brother, what's the matter? Did something happen?"
Yan Xiaokai said with a light smile: "It's okay, let's go, let's see what good tea you brought me, let's make a pot and drink it! Our brothers haven't seen each other for a while, so don't say it, I saw you I get annoyed when I can't see you, and I miss you a lot!"
Ximen Yaoming said weakly: "Brother, please don't be so flirtatious, okay, I'm so scared that my heart is jumping so hard!"
Yan Xiaokai laughed out loud.
Yan's mother in the room jumped up anxiously after hearing Yan Xiaokai's words, her eyebrows were on fire, do you still have the heart to drink tea?
But in front of the chairman's young master, she didn't dare to rush out and get angry, so she could only hold back in the room.
Yan Xiaokai brewed a pot of tea, and drank it with Ximen Yaoming in the yard, and he seemed to be having a good time, as if he was all right.
Yan's mother was like an ant on a hot pot, running around in the room anxiously.
Not long after, a few more cars appeared at the head of the village.
Yishui's black car, with the plate number of "O" leading, is obviously a bus.
The car swayed on the road for a while, and finally arrived in front of Yan Xiaokai's house.
A beardless man in his forties got out of the car first, and led seven or eight people in behind, "Excuse me, is Chairman Ximen here?"
Just looking at the appearance of these people, Yan Xiaokai knew where they came from, but he pretended to be blank and said, "Who are you?"
The middle-aged man said: "I am Pang Guang, the deputy magistrate of our county. Before noon, our county magistrate Dong and Chairman Ximen talked on the phone."
Yan Xiaokai pretended to be stunned and said: "It turned out to be the county magistrate Pang, and Chairman Ximen has already returned to Haiyuan because of urgent business!"
When Pang Guang heard this, his heart sank, and he said in extreme disappointment, "He went back? Didn't you mean..."
Yan Xiaokai said: "Mayor Pang, don't worry. Chairman Ximen has gone back, but his son is still here. Let me introduce you. This is the son of Chairman Ximen, Mr. Ximen Yaoming!"
Ximen Yaoming is a proud and arrogant person, don't look at his obedience to Yan Xiaokai now, it is the result of countless training and tests, coupled with a great touch!
He is obedient and obedient to Yan Xiaokai, and he does not mean that he treats everyone else like this. For ordinary people, it is difficult for Mr. Ximen to look at him more, and these county magistrates and other sesame officials are no exception. .
But it was the only time that Yan Xiaokai introduced him seriously to others, whoever didn't give face, Yan Xiaokai still had to give face, so he stood up, gave a few people a little nod as a greeting, This is already very polite to him.
The county magistrate Pang learned that this little man in a suit with a top hat was the son of the boss of the big group and the deputy mayor, and immediately came forward to shake hands with him, but Ximen Yaoming had already sat back. Zai picked up the tea and continued to drink it slowly.
The officials in several counties were a little embarrassed, and they didn't know whether it was better to come up or not to come up.
Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai coughed heavily at Ximen Yaoming.
Ximen Yaoming, who was drinking tea with gusto, saw Yan Xiaokai's gentle and murderous gaze, he got up in his heart, hurriedly stood up, walked forward and smiled so hard that he couldn't fake it and stretched out his hand and said: " Oh, hello, hello!"
After shaking hands, Yan Xiaokai said: "That's right, although Chairman Ximen has something urgent to go back, but the matter of building roads for the village and donating teaching buildings for the town middle school is entrusted to me and Ximen Yaoming. We will negotiate with you!"
Hearing this, Pang Guang couldn't help but look at the two of them again, and found that they were both half-grown and stupefied boys, who couldn't help but be flustered for a while, with hairless mouths, and they couldn't do things well!
Yan Xiaokai has been a human being for two lifetimes, and he has read countless people. He has already read his experience. Just by looking at his expression, he can tell what he is thinking, so he took out his mobile phone and found the one who was just saved and was still exhaling. Then he said to Pang Guang: "Mayor Pang, I'll call Chairman Ximen, and you can talk to him later."
Pang Guang nodded again and again, this is naturally the best.
Seeing the Mercedes-Benz driving out of the village entrance, Ximen Yaoming immediately cheered like a liberated serf.
"Your old man is gone, and I'm still here!" Yan Xiaokai patted his head lightly, "Why are you so happy!"
"Brother!" Ximen Yaoming immediately put on a pitiful look, "I brought gifts from such a long distance, and drove a Mercedes-Benz to see you, you can't bear to abuse me!"
"Hey!" Yan Xiaokai smiled sinisterly, patted him on the shoulder and said, "That depends on my mood!"
"Then you should be in a good mood today!"
"You are wrong, I am in such a bad mood today that I want to kill someone!"
"Brother, don't be in a bad mood! Look, I packed all the cigarettes, wine, and tea that others usually give me to Lao Dou. By the way, didn't my dad also prepare gifts for you?" In the morning, I listened to him ordering the secretary to prepare, what house and car cash."
"I don't want those!"
"No? You're stupid, why don't you?"
"Does this still need a reason?" Yan Xiaokai rolled his eyes at him, and then asked, "Hey? Don't you know why your father left you here?"
"Isn't it just running errands for you, learning how to be a man from you!" Ximen Yaoming was either looking at the windmill or turning the stone mill like a donkey just now, who knew what his father and Yan Xiaokai were muttering in the room!
Yan Xiao laughed, because he lacked nothing else now, except for such a bold, careful, thick-skinned, ingenious and stupid follower, but in the end he told him about building roads and teaching buildings.
"It's just such a trivial matter!" Ximen Yaoming said disapprovingly: "No problem, you can say what you want me to say later, and do whatever you want!"
"I want you to beat someone up?" Yan Xiaokai asked half-jokingly and half-seriously.
"How many beatings?" Ximen Yaoming got excited when he heard it, and said eagerly, "If it's three or five, then don't look for me. That's not enough for me to do warm-up exercises!"
Yan Xiao laughed, thinking that you will know after a while!
After a while, Ximen Yaoming lowered his voice and asked again: "Brother, have you called Zheng Peilin recently?"
Yan Xiaokai said: "It happens from time to time, why do you ask this?"
Ximen Yaoming smirked unnaturally, "Just ask, why not!"
Yan Xiaokai suddenly understood, "Hey, you haven't given up yet? Don't you know that after the ktv that night, you were completely useless? Now she hates you from behind you when she sees you, except to beat you I want to beat you!"
Ximen Yaoming said cheekily: "Brother, haven't you heard that there is as much hate as there is love?"
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "I've heard this before, but I also know that she only hates you at this moment, and has no love at all!"
Ximen Yaoming's heart felt cold, and he sighed faintly: "Once upon a time, the blue sea was hard to be water, except Wushan is not a cloud. I have pity on me for being romantic, handsome and suave, but it's a pity that the days of Sijiao's mood are like years!"
Yan Xiaokai almost didn't spit out when he heard it, "Are you okay, kid? Let me tell you the truth, that woman, you should give up completely!"
Ximen Yaoming said: "So brother, you and her?"
Yan Xiaokai said: "I haven't had anything with her so far, but whether there will be anything in the future, no one can say."
Ximen Yaoming sighed leisurely again: "It seems that I can only bless you, and then continue to be my prodigal young master, just like my old fight, one-stop, find tender models, and fly together."
Yan Xiao couldn't laugh or cry, "Look at how promising you are, you know sex all day long, besides sex, can you do anything else?"
Ximen Yaoming asked seriously: "Brother, have you ever had sex?"
Yan Xiaokai was embarrassed by the question, naturally he refused to admit that he was still a virgin, so he asked back: "What do you think?"
Ximen Yaoming looked at Yan Xiaokai carefully, "Looking at the face, there should be, no, absolutely, because you are so good-looking, if I were a woman, I would definitely let you have sex, no matter what position you use! "
Yan Xiaokai: "..."
Ximen Yaoming asked more seriously: "Brother, do you understand the meaning of the word pa?"
Yan Xiaokai: "..."
Ximen Yaoming said with rich experience: "I don't understand from your expression. Let me tell you, pa is a verb, and it's very lively, because there are mouths, hands, days, and voices!"
Yan Xiaokai opened his eyes wide, "..."
The two squatted at the door, one was foaming, the other was being taught humbly, blowing the water terribly.
Dazzling, half an hour has passed.
On the other side of the village, a mighty convoy drove in, led by two police motorcycles, followed by three police jippets, followed by two bread trucks, and then a light trailer , with a small excavator on it, and two black Toyota cars behind it.
Looking at the convoy, Yan Xiaokai finally interrupted Ximen Yaoming's speech on the word "pa", "Xiao Mingzi, you like to talk about papa, do you know what people in our village like to talk about?"
Ximen Yaoming said: "What are you talking about!"
"Be reasonable!" Yan Xiaokai raised a pair of tightly clenched fists, threw him in front of him and said, "Whoever has hard fists will be the most reasonable!"
Ximen Yaoming said movedly: "Brother, look at you, you seem to be ready to reason with others!"
Yan Xiaokai laughed again, "Xiao Mingzi, no wonder I am so optimistic about you, so you are really smart!"
Ximen Yaoming said a little coyly: "Brother, if you praise him like this, he will be embarrassed!"
Yan Xiaokai: "..."
Yan's father and Yan's mother saw the convoy outside through the fence of the yard, and immediately panicked. Yan's father hurriedly called out: "Xiao Kai, Xiao Kai, what should I do? They are here!"
Yan Xiaokai said: "There's nothing to do. Dad, come here, and I'll talk to you."
Yan's father approached suspiciously, and Yan Xiaokai whispered a few words in his ear.
After listening, Yan's father asked suspiciously: "Is it enough to just stare at them?"
Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Yes, there's no need to argue with them, as long as they move our land, you can come back and tell me!"
After thinking for a while, Father Yan finally nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go and watch!"
After finishing speaking, Father Yan trotted away in a hurry.
Ximen Yaoming on the side was confused, "Brother, what's the matter? Did something happen?"
Yan Xiaokai said with a light smile: "It's okay, let's go, let's see what good tea you brought me, let's make a pot and drink it! Our brothers haven't seen each other for a while, so don't say it, I saw you I get annoyed when I can't see you, and I miss you a lot!"
Ximen Yaoming said weakly: "Brother, please don't be so flirtatious, okay, I'm so scared that my heart is jumping so hard!"
Yan Xiaokai laughed out loud.
Yan's mother in the room jumped up anxiously after hearing Yan Xiaokai's words, her eyebrows were on fire, do you still have the heart to drink tea?
But in front of the chairman's young master, she didn't dare to rush out and get angry, so she could only hold back in the room.
Yan Xiaokai brewed a pot of tea, and drank it with Ximen Yaoming in the yard, and he seemed to be having a good time, as if he was all right.
Yan's mother was like an ant on a hot pot, running around in the room anxiously.
Not long after, a few more cars appeared at the head of the village.
Yishui's black car, with the plate number of "O" leading, is obviously a bus.
The car swayed on the road for a while, and finally arrived in front of Yan Xiaokai's house.
A beardless man in his forties got out of the car first, and led seven or eight people in behind, "Excuse me, is Chairman Ximen here?"
Just looking at the appearance of these people, Yan Xiaokai knew where they came from, but he pretended to be blank and said, "Who are you?"
The middle-aged man said: "I am Pang Guang, the deputy magistrate of our county. Before noon, our county magistrate Dong and Chairman Ximen talked on the phone."
Yan Xiaokai pretended to be stunned and said: "It turned out to be the county magistrate Pang, and Chairman Ximen has already returned to Haiyuan because of urgent business!"
When Pang Guang heard this, his heart sank, and he said in extreme disappointment, "He went back? Didn't you mean..."
Yan Xiaokai said: "Mayor Pang, don't worry. Chairman Ximen has gone back, but his son is still here. Let me introduce you. This is the son of Chairman Ximen, Mr. Ximen Yaoming!"
Ximen Yaoming is a proud and arrogant person, don't look at his obedience to Yan Xiaokai now, it is the result of countless training and tests, coupled with a great touch!
He is obedient and obedient to Yan Xiaokai, and he does not mean that he treats everyone else like this. For ordinary people, it is difficult for Mr. Ximen to look at him more, and these county magistrates and other sesame officials are no exception. .
But it was the only time that Yan Xiaokai introduced him seriously to others, whoever didn't give face, Yan Xiaokai still had to give face, so he stood up, gave a few people a little nod as a greeting, This is already very polite to him.
The county magistrate Pang learned that this little man in a suit with a top hat was the son of the boss of the big group and the deputy mayor, and immediately came forward to shake hands with him, but Ximen Yaoming had already sat back. Zai picked up the tea and continued to drink it slowly.
The officials in several counties were a little embarrassed, and they didn't know whether it was better to come up or not to come up.
Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai coughed heavily at Ximen Yaoming.
Ximen Yaoming, who was drinking tea with gusto, saw Yan Xiaokai's gentle and murderous gaze, he got up in his heart, hurriedly stood up, walked forward and smiled so hard that he couldn't fake it and stretched out his hand and said: " Oh, hello, hello!"
After shaking hands, Yan Xiaokai said: "That's right, although Chairman Ximen has something urgent to go back, but the matter of building roads for the village and donating teaching buildings for the town middle school is entrusted to me and Ximen Yaoming. We will negotiate with you!"
Hearing this, Pang Guang couldn't help but look at the two of them again, and found that they were both half-grown and stupefied boys, who couldn't help but be flustered for a while, with hairless mouths, and they couldn't do things well!
Yan Xiaokai has been a human being for two lifetimes, and he has read countless people. He has already read his experience. Just by looking at his expression, he can tell what he is thinking, so he took out his mobile phone and found the one who was just saved and was still exhaling. Then he said to Pang Guang: "Mayor Pang, I'll call Chairman Ximen, and you can talk to him later."
Pang Guang nodded again and again, this is naturally the best.
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