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Chapter 156 Dress up as a pig and eat a tiger
That night.
In Yan Xiaokai's mansion.
After dinner, Hao Wei was packing up the dishes and cleaning.
Yan Xiaokai sat on the side of the sofa in the living room, watching TV leisurely while sighing for tea.
A major traffic accident was being broadcast on the TV news. A prison van transporting prisoners to a certain detention center collided with a large truck on the national highway, causing five policemen and two prisoners on the prison van to die on the spot.
Wan Yanyu was also sitting next to Yan Xiaokai, but her mind was obviously not on the news, nor on the tea, but on Yan Xiaokai, and glanced at him from time to time.
Yan Xiaokai didn't notice it at first, until he raised his head occasionally, and noticed her gaze from the corner of his eye, and couldn't help lowering his eyes to examine himself, and found that his clothes were neat and his trousers were tied up, so what was she looking at?
After several times, Yan Xiaokai finally couldn't hold it anymore, "Wanyan, what's wrong?"
Wan Yanyu asked: "Have you nothing else to do?"
Yan Xiaokai was at a loss, "What's the matter?"
Wan Yanyu said: "If not, why don't you read the book?"
Yan Xiaokai was still puzzled, "What book are you reading?"
Wan Yanyu said: "The Supreme Mind Dharma given to you by that wet father."
Suddenly, Yan Xiaokai patted his head and said, "I'd forget about it if you didn't mention it. I'll watch it when I go to sleep at night!"
Wan Yanyu didn't say anything, but her face was clearly sullen.
Yan Xiaokai was a little puzzled, and thought to himself, what does it have to do with you whether I can read or not?
Just looking at her always sullen expression, Yan Xiaokai couldn't sit still.In the end, before Hao Yan came out of the kitchen, he stood up and said, "Okay, I'll go back to my room and read a book!"
Wanyanyu's tense face finally relaxed, and she nodded inaudibly.
Yan Xiaokai went back to the room, and found out the supreme method given to him by Shifu.Looking at the cover, I saw that both of the two books had the words Wushang Xinfa written on them, but the sides were marked with different words for the outer book and the inner book.
He picked up the extra book first, and just after reading the introduction, his heart started beating wildly.
Wushang mentality, once practiced internally and externally, can open up the two veins of Ren and Du, reborn, invulnerable to severe cold and harsh conditions, shattering gold and cracking stones when advancing, invulnerable to weapons and guns when retreating, flying flowers and wounding people with careless hands, and overturning rivers and seas with all strength.
In a word, as long as it is practiced well, people can block and kill, and gods can block and kill gods!
After reading the introduction, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but gasped, because the power of this mental technique was far beyond any internal technique he knew.
Suppressing the excitement in my heart, I couldn't wait to open it, and read it word by word.
Essence is full of power tools, and spiritual light shines all over Shenjing.The secret language teacher transmits the original enlightenment, it will not last for a long time when it comes.The dust and dirt of the past years have been wiped away, and the body and spirit are shining brightly...
This kind of determination is like watching a dream for someone who doesn't understand internal energy at all, but for someone like Yan Xiaokai who has practiced internal energy since childhood, he immediately understands the essentials.
This method of practicing internal strength is completely unconventional, but once practiced, it will be an existence against the sky.
Just looking at the back, his brows frowned, because although this internal skill is powerful, it is also extremely evil. Although the first half of the outer book can be practiced by one person alone, when it comes to the second half, double cultivation is necessary, otherwise The inner Qi will stagnate, unable to advance half an inch.
Men and women complement each other, just like heaven and earth.Heaven and earth have the way to meet, so there is no limit to the end; people lose the way to meet, so there is a tendency to die young.It can avoid things that gradually hurt, and get the art of yin and yang, and wait for the aura of the other to move its shape slightly.It can move its shape and make five sounds, which is to enter its essence-the empty one can make it full, the strong one can make it prosper for a long time, and the old one can make it live forever...
After reading this about double cultivation practice, Yan Xiaokai finally realized how naive his previous understanding of double cultivation was. It is not as simple as sticking body to body, but it must be combined with each other to become one. With you in me, we can use each other's qi and qi to move around the whole body. When you come and go, I advance and you retreat, fill each other's dantian, absorb each other, use each other, and grow each other.
After learning that Shuangxiu turned out to be like this, Yan Xiaokai suddenly understood why Wan Yanyu blushed more and more when she read this heart method that day. Even when he didn't understand, he blindly asked her to practice with him.
When I saw the end, the following line of petty words was written in traditional Chinese, roughly the things that should be paid attention to when choosing a double-cultivation woman.
First, the most important point is that you must be a virgin. A virgin is a body of yin, which will overflow with yin after being broken, and provide great vitality for the practitioner, which can get twice the result with half the effort.
Second, choose women who are exquisite, delicate, plump, tall, young, beautiful, and have a gentle temperament, because such women are the most nourishing.
Thirdly, at the time of double cultivation, it is best to let the tide flow in women, because only in this way can a woman's dantian be fully opened, accepting and sending out the derived energy.
Fourth, extend the time of dual cultivation as much as possible, preferably with multiple women at the same time, or even as many as possible, because repeated dual cultivation with the same woman will weaken its vital yin nourishing effect.
After reading the whole Wushang Mind Dharma Book, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but tremble, because this mind dharma is really not ordinary evil.
Shuangxiu is already shameful enough to talk about it, and it also encourages groups of P, isn't this blatantly calling oneself degenerate?
It was only at this time that he finally understood the profound meaning of wet father telling him to pick up more girls, and they were all virgins.
It's just that when he thought of Hao Yan's first night before, and Xia Bing's first time today, he couldn't help but regret it again and again, because if he had the help of the Yin of these two women, his martial arts should have advanced a step!
While thinking wildly like this, there was a soft knock on the door.
Yan Xiaokai responded, and walked over to open the door.
Outside the door, stood Wanyanyu, who was dressed in white clothes like snow, and was incomparably glamorous.
Seeing it was her, Yan Xiaokai's heart couldn't help jumping, because he thought of the double cultivation technique mentioned in the book just now.
When he opened the door to let him in, Yan Xiaokai glanced at the hall with some guilt, and found that the lights had been turned off, and there was no light in Hao Wei's room, and then looked back at the clock in the room, and found that it was past eleven o'clock.
After closing the door, Yan Xiaokai came back and sat in front of Wanyanyu.
For a while, the two were speechless, and an awkward and ambiguous atmosphere circulated in the room.
Yan Xiaokai remembered that he had come here without knowing it before, and foolishly invited her to practice this Wushang mentality, his face became hot again, and he squeezed out a word in embarrassment for a long time, "Well, that, tonight's The moon is very round!"
Wan Yanyu said without any expression on her face: "Today is cloudy, and the weather forecast says that it will rain heavily tomorrow. Where is the moon coming from?"
Yan Xiaokai's face became hot again, "Uh, well, you ate very little at night, is there something uncomfortable?"
Wan Yanyu sweated a little, "Sister Ji made my favorite braised fish tonight, and I ate two and a half bowls of rice!"
Yan Xiaokai saw black stars in front of his eyes, scratched his forehead and said with a dry smile: "Really? What a coincidence, I also love braised fish!"
Wan Yanyu finally couldn't bear it anymore, raised her head and looked at him steadily.
Although Yan Xiaokai felt a little guilty, he still walked towards her firmly.
Wan Yanyu said without expression: "Xiao Kai, can we stop talking about these boring things!"
Yan Xiaokai was very embarrassed, and said weakly: "I want to say something interesting, but I can't think of what to say!"
Wan Yanyu asked straightforwardly: "Have you finished reading those two mind books?"
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "I've only read one book! The outer book!"
Wan Yanyu asked again: "What do you... think of this mentality!"
That's great, Willigoo!Not only can I have in-depth exchanges with beauties, but I can also fly together openly, and even fly with more women. This is simply something tailor-made for me, a high-ranking official who traveled from ancient times!
This is undoubtedly Yan Xiaokai's inner voice, but facing Wan Yanyu, can he say that?So he immediately made a very serious, contemptuous, and disdainful tone and said: "I have never seen such a wretched, indecent, shameless, evil, and unsightly mentality. I just watched it." At that time, I almost wanted to burn it!"
"Don't!" Wan Yanyu yelled softly, snatched the two mind books from his hand, and said nervously, "Don't burn them!"
Yan Xiaokai said: "But it is too evil, if it stays in the world, it will only harm others and myself. I will not practice this kind of internal strength, never!"
When saying these words, Yan Xiaokai didn't blush, breathless, or blink, but he kept scolding himself for hypocrisy in his heart.This mentality can not only make oneself stronger, but also find a fair and just reason for the mentality of having three wives and four concubines sleeping together.
Burned?Only a fool would be willing to burn it!
Do not practice?Idiots don't practice!
Wanyanyu, however, seemed to be frightened by his words, and hugged the two mental methods tightly in her arms, and said earnestly: "Although this mental method is a bit evil, it can be improved in a very short period of time. Personal strength, to become a super strong, why not practice?"
Yan Xiaokai pretended to hesitate and said: "But the process of its training..."
Wan Yanyu interrupted him and said: "I know, the process of training is embarrassing, but think about it, this Wushang mentality, or my jade girl's mentality, which one is better? "
Yan Xiaokai followed her words and said: "Of course it is Wushang mentality, the most annoying thing is that it will not train people to be half human, half ghost."
Wan Yanyu said earnestly and kindly: "Since this is the case, why do you hesitate? Think about the woman on Bolan Street that day, think about the woman who wet you so badly, think about being whipped today You, and... what about your Instructor Xia, don't you want to surpass them?"
Yan Xiaokai's eyes began to flicker, as if hesitant and moved, but finally said: "But after practicing this method, I will start to fall!"
Wanyan Yu glanced at him, "What's so depraved, what kind of outstanding, brilliant, and powerful man doesn't have many women behind him?"
Yan Xiaokai: "..."
In Yan Xiaokai's mansion.
After dinner, Hao Wei was packing up the dishes and cleaning.
Yan Xiaokai sat on the side of the sofa in the living room, watching TV leisurely while sighing for tea.
A major traffic accident was being broadcast on the TV news. A prison van transporting prisoners to a certain detention center collided with a large truck on the national highway, causing five policemen and two prisoners on the prison van to die on the spot.
Wan Yanyu was also sitting next to Yan Xiaokai, but her mind was obviously not on the news, nor on the tea, but on Yan Xiaokai, and glanced at him from time to time.
Yan Xiaokai didn't notice it at first, until he raised his head occasionally, and noticed her gaze from the corner of his eye, and couldn't help lowering his eyes to examine himself, and found that his clothes were neat and his trousers were tied up, so what was she looking at?
After several times, Yan Xiaokai finally couldn't hold it anymore, "Wanyan, what's wrong?"
Wan Yanyu asked: "Have you nothing else to do?"
Yan Xiaokai was at a loss, "What's the matter?"
Wan Yanyu said: "If not, why don't you read the book?"
Yan Xiaokai was still puzzled, "What book are you reading?"
Wan Yanyu said: "The Supreme Mind Dharma given to you by that wet father."
Suddenly, Yan Xiaokai patted his head and said, "I'd forget about it if you didn't mention it. I'll watch it when I go to sleep at night!"
Wan Yanyu didn't say anything, but her face was clearly sullen.
Yan Xiaokai was a little puzzled, and thought to himself, what does it have to do with you whether I can read or not?
Just looking at her always sullen expression, Yan Xiaokai couldn't sit still.In the end, before Hao Yan came out of the kitchen, he stood up and said, "Okay, I'll go back to my room and read a book!"
Wanyanyu's tense face finally relaxed, and she nodded inaudibly.
Yan Xiaokai went back to the room, and found out the supreme method given to him by Shifu.Looking at the cover, I saw that both of the two books had the words Wushang Xinfa written on them, but the sides were marked with different words for the outer book and the inner book.
He picked up the extra book first, and just after reading the introduction, his heart started beating wildly.
Wushang mentality, once practiced internally and externally, can open up the two veins of Ren and Du, reborn, invulnerable to severe cold and harsh conditions, shattering gold and cracking stones when advancing, invulnerable to weapons and guns when retreating, flying flowers and wounding people with careless hands, and overturning rivers and seas with all strength.
In a word, as long as it is practiced well, people can block and kill, and gods can block and kill gods!
After reading the introduction, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but gasped, because the power of this mental technique was far beyond any internal technique he knew.
Suppressing the excitement in my heart, I couldn't wait to open it, and read it word by word.
Essence is full of power tools, and spiritual light shines all over Shenjing.The secret language teacher transmits the original enlightenment, it will not last for a long time when it comes.The dust and dirt of the past years have been wiped away, and the body and spirit are shining brightly...
This kind of determination is like watching a dream for someone who doesn't understand internal energy at all, but for someone like Yan Xiaokai who has practiced internal energy since childhood, he immediately understands the essentials.
This method of practicing internal strength is completely unconventional, but once practiced, it will be an existence against the sky.
Just looking at the back, his brows frowned, because although this internal skill is powerful, it is also extremely evil. Although the first half of the outer book can be practiced by one person alone, when it comes to the second half, double cultivation is necessary, otherwise The inner Qi will stagnate, unable to advance half an inch.
Men and women complement each other, just like heaven and earth.Heaven and earth have the way to meet, so there is no limit to the end; people lose the way to meet, so there is a tendency to die young.It can avoid things that gradually hurt, and get the art of yin and yang, and wait for the aura of the other to move its shape slightly.It can move its shape and make five sounds, which is to enter its essence-the empty one can make it full, the strong one can make it prosper for a long time, and the old one can make it live forever...
After reading this about double cultivation practice, Yan Xiaokai finally realized how naive his previous understanding of double cultivation was. It is not as simple as sticking body to body, but it must be combined with each other to become one. With you in me, we can use each other's qi and qi to move around the whole body. When you come and go, I advance and you retreat, fill each other's dantian, absorb each other, use each other, and grow each other.
After learning that Shuangxiu turned out to be like this, Yan Xiaokai suddenly understood why Wan Yanyu blushed more and more when she read this heart method that day. Even when he didn't understand, he blindly asked her to practice with him.
When I saw the end, the following line of petty words was written in traditional Chinese, roughly the things that should be paid attention to when choosing a double-cultivation woman.
First, the most important point is that you must be a virgin. A virgin is a body of yin, which will overflow with yin after being broken, and provide great vitality for the practitioner, which can get twice the result with half the effort.
Second, choose women who are exquisite, delicate, plump, tall, young, beautiful, and have a gentle temperament, because such women are the most nourishing.
Thirdly, at the time of double cultivation, it is best to let the tide flow in women, because only in this way can a woman's dantian be fully opened, accepting and sending out the derived energy.
Fourth, extend the time of dual cultivation as much as possible, preferably with multiple women at the same time, or even as many as possible, because repeated dual cultivation with the same woman will weaken its vital yin nourishing effect.
After reading the whole Wushang Mind Dharma Book, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but tremble, because this mind dharma is really not ordinary evil.
Shuangxiu is already shameful enough to talk about it, and it also encourages groups of P, isn't this blatantly calling oneself degenerate?
It was only at this time that he finally understood the profound meaning of wet father telling him to pick up more girls, and they were all virgins.
It's just that when he thought of Hao Yan's first night before, and Xia Bing's first time today, he couldn't help but regret it again and again, because if he had the help of the Yin of these two women, his martial arts should have advanced a step!
While thinking wildly like this, there was a soft knock on the door.
Yan Xiaokai responded, and walked over to open the door.
Outside the door, stood Wanyanyu, who was dressed in white clothes like snow, and was incomparably glamorous.
Seeing it was her, Yan Xiaokai's heart couldn't help jumping, because he thought of the double cultivation technique mentioned in the book just now.
When he opened the door to let him in, Yan Xiaokai glanced at the hall with some guilt, and found that the lights had been turned off, and there was no light in Hao Wei's room, and then looked back at the clock in the room, and found that it was past eleven o'clock.
After closing the door, Yan Xiaokai came back and sat in front of Wanyanyu.
For a while, the two were speechless, and an awkward and ambiguous atmosphere circulated in the room.
Yan Xiaokai remembered that he had come here without knowing it before, and foolishly invited her to practice this Wushang mentality, his face became hot again, and he squeezed out a word in embarrassment for a long time, "Well, that, tonight's The moon is very round!"
Wan Yanyu said without any expression on her face: "Today is cloudy, and the weather forecast says that it will rain heavily tomorrow. Where is the moon coming from?"
Yan Xiaokai's face became hot again, "Uh, well, you ate very little at night, is there something uncomfortable?"
Wan Yanyu sweated a little, "Sister Ji made my favorite braised fish tonight, and I ate two and a half bowls of rice!"
Yan Xiaokai saw black stars in front of his eyes, scratched his forehead and said with a dry smile: "Really? What a coincidence, I also love braised fish!"
Wan Yanyu finally couldn't bear it anymore, raised her head and looked at him steadily.
Although Yan Xiaokai felt a little guilty, he still walked towards her firmly.
Wan Yanyu said without expression: "Xiao Kai, can we stop talking about these boring things!"
Yan Xiaokai was very embarrassed, and said weakly: "I want to say something interesting, but I can't think of what to say!"
Wan Yanyu asked straightforwardly: "Have you finished reading those two mind books?"
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "I've only read one book! The outer book!"
Wan Yanyu asked again: "What do you... think of this mentality!"
That's great, Willigoo!Not only can I have in-depth exchanges with beauties, but I can also fly together openly, and even fly with more women. This is simply something tailor-made for me, a high-ranking official who traveled from ancient times!
This is undoubtedly Yan Xiaokai's inner voice, but facing Wan Yanyu, can he say that?So he immediately made a very serious, contemptuous, and disdainful tone and said: "I have never seen such a wretched, indecent, shameless, evil, and unsightly mentality. I just watched it." At that time, I almost wanted to burn it!"
"Don't!" Wan Yanyu yelled softly, snatched the two mind books from his hand, and said nervously, "Don't burn them!"
Yan Xiaokai said: "But it is too evil, if it stays in the world, it will only harm others and myself. I will not practice this kind of internal strength, never!"
When saying these words, Yan Xiaokai didn't blush, breathless, or blink, but he kept scolding himself for hypocrisy in his heart.This mentality can not only make oneself stronger, but also find a fair and just reason for the mentality of having three wives and four concubines sleeping together.
Burned?Only a fool would be willing to burn it!
Do not practice?Idiots don't practice!
Wanyanyu, however, seemed to be frightened by his words, and hugged the two mental methods tightly in her arms, and said earnestly: "Although this mental method is a bit evil, it can be improved in a very short period of time. Personal strength, to become a super strong, why not practice?"
Yan Xiaokai pretended to hesitate and said: "But the process of its training..."
Wan Yanyu interrupted him and said: "I know, the process of training is embarrassing, but think about it, this Wushang mentality, or my jade girl's mentality, which one is better? "
Yan Xiaokai followed her words and said: "Of course it is Wushang mentality, the most annoying thing is that it will not train people to be half human, half ghost."
Wan Yanyu said earnestly and kindly: "Since this is the case, why do you hesitate? Think about the woman on Bolan Street that day, think about the woman who wet you so badly, think about being whipped today You, and... what about your Instructor Xia, don't you want to surpass them?"
Yan Xiaokai's eyes began to flicker, as if hesitant and moved, but finally said: "But after practicing this method, I will start to fall!"
Wanyan Yu glanced at him, "What's so depraved, what kind of outstanding, brilliant, and powerful man doesn't have many women behind him?"
Yan Xiaokai: "..."
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