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do not judge a book by it's cover!

If this is wrong, it will be struck by lightning!

When Zheng Peilin looked at Yan Xiaokai, she was full of doubts. Could it be that I really misread it, this is not a piece of mud that can't support the wall, but a dark horse with hidden scales?

With this kind of suspicion hidden in my heart, I couldn't help but test him, "Hey, Yan, you said that the layout here needs to be rearranged, how should it be arranged?"

Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and pointed directly at an old tree with a diameter of [-] to [-] centimeters in the courtyard, "First of all, this tree has to be cut down."

Zheng Peilin asked puzzledly, "Why?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Traditional Feng Shui believes that planting trees in the center of the courtyard will form a character "sleepy", which will affect people's fortune. Think about it, how can a person get ahead in this word sleepy? "

Zheng Peilin shook her head, "This statement is far-fetched and not scientific at all."

Yan Xiaokai nodded and talked eloquently, "Well, I'll explain the truth to you. Flowers, plants and trees are originally elves born in the land, and they are a sign of the attributes of a piece of land. But if they are planted improperly, it will damage people's health. It will have a negative impact on life! You see, such a large tree planted in the yard will definitely affect the lighting. If the light is not enough, the house must be dark and humid, and a dark and damp house is naturally not conducive to people's health. In addition to light, it also affects good ventilation and hinders the circulation and exchange of fresh air between the house and the courtyard, resulting in indoor moisture and stale air that cannot be removed as soon as possible, making the residential environment damp and not conducive to health, right? Or, this tree is so huge, with deep roots and a lot of water absorption, it is easy to damage the foundation and affect the safety of the house. In addition to these, it also takes up space and troublesome cleaning... Anyway, there is such a big tree planted in the yard, even if it is not from the perspective of Feng Shui Look, it's all harmless!"

At first, Zheng Peilin thought that what he said had a little truth, but the more she listened to it, the more truth she had, and the less she could refute, so she was left speechless in the end, wishing she could find someone to uproot the tree right away.

"Well, is there anything else besides this tree?"

Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and pointed at the cobblestones on the ground in the courtyard, "I can't take these stones either!"

Zheng Peilin said angrily: "Why are these stones hindering you?"

Yan Xiaokai said eloquently: "The stones are originally decorations in the courtyard. Properly placing some courtyard stones in the courtyard will have a great effect on increasing the elegance of the courtyard, but don't you think there are too many stones? According to Feng Shui, if there are too many stones in the courtyard and the shape is weird, it will make the house a weak and lonely place, which is very unlucky for the house owner. In addition, if there are too many stones, the mud in the courtyard will disappear. Fill the stone with yin energy, and damage the house owner's yang energy! After the yang energy is damaged..."

Seeing that Yan Xiaokai had spoken halfway, Zheng Peilin stopped, and couldn't help asking: "What happens after Yang Qi is damaged?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "If it's mild, it's kidney deficiency, if it's serious, it's not lifting. You can ask your cousin about this question and you'll know it right away!"

"Bah!" Zheng Peilin spat at him blushing, how could she have the nerve to ask her cousin such a question.

But Yan Xiaokai said again: "Why don't you just ask your cousin!"

"Nervous!" Zheng Peilin scolded, and said in a disdainful cold voice: "These things you said are all nonsense and have no basis at all."

Yan Xiaokai sighed, "Okay, since you need a basis, I'll give you a basis. First of all, when the stone is exposed to the sun in the hot summer, will it absorb heat and become hot?"

Zheng Peilin nodded, "Yes!"

Yan Xiaokai asked again: "Then do you know what height its heat will affect?"

Zheng Peilin shook her head.

Yan Xiaokai said: "Let me tell you, the place about three feet above the ground is still affected, what kind of stone is not easy to dissipate heat, the heat may last until midnight before dissipating, and the summer night is already extremely hot, and then it will be too hot." With the addition of these stones, wouldn’t people feel hot, suffocating, bored, and uncomfortable? Summer is over, what about winter? The stones inhale the heating during the day, which increases the surrounding cold, making the house feel colder, so it is necessary to add heating equipment No, how much trouble will this bring. Also, on rainy days, stones hinder the evaporation of water, increase the production of moisture, and aggravate the dampness in the house. Don’t you think all these things are justified?”

Zheng Peilin was left speechless again, and finally didn't bother to ask anymore, and sighed: "Okay, you can fix it as you say!"

Yan Xiaokai pointed to the corner of the wall, "This needs to be rectified!"

Zheng Peilin nodded silently.

Yan Xiaokai continued to point his head: "Here needs to be rectified, and there, a pool needs to be dug to hide the wind and gather energy! And this side, which is bare, needs to be planted with flowers and plants to show its vitality. The place where there are four steps, how can there be four steps, it's just a mess, it's either three steps, or five steps, it has to be changed, it has to be changed..."

Zheng Peilin: "..."

Yan Xiaokai gesticulated and pointed out more than a dozen places that needed to be rectified, and this was only the courtyard, not the inside of the house.

After Zheng Peilin finished listening, she leaned limply by the door, and said very weakly: "Brother, we are only staying here temporarily, and we are not buying it. Don't treat it like your own home, okay?"

Yan Xiaokai curled his lips and said, "Then buy it!"

Zheng Peilin was taken aback, "Didn't you say that this house is not good here, is it not good there? Why buy it!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "The house is good, but the layout is not good, just a little rectification, this is a good geomantic treasure land, you want to marry a wife in the future... No, if you want to marry someone to live here, it will definitely be prosperous Fu Yizi, the wealth is abundant!"

Zheng Peilin glanced at him ruthlessly, "I don't believe you, I believe you will die, you are just a pig and a tiger, don't think I don't know!"

It's just that after she said this, she couldn't help but blushed, because everyone said that the one who didn't have anything below was the white tiger, if Yan Xiaokai was pretending to be a pig, wouldn't it be herself who was eaten?

Yan Xiaokai didn't think too much, just said lightly: "Other feng shui masters may lie to you for three to fifty years, but I won't lie to you even for three to five days, if you don't believe me, just wait, if you buy this house, It will be lucky in two days."

Zheng Peilin said: "What if I don't get rich?"

Yan Xiaokai looked at her face carefully, and then said: "If you have no luck in three days, what do you say, what do I listen to, you let me go east, I will never go west, you want me to lie down, I never squat."

Zheng Peilin touched her face, wondering if she could see something from her face again, but no matter what, she agreed: "Okay, let's make a deal..."

"Slow down!" Yan Xiaokai waved his hands softly and asked, "You must think this is impossible, but what if you get rich after buying the house?"

Zheng Peilin frowned and asked, "Then what do you want?"

Yan Xiao rolled his eyes and said softly: "Let's make a bet, do you dare?"

Zheng Peilin immediately asked, "What are you betting on?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "If I lose, I will listen to you from now on. If you lose, let me touch your ass!"

"What?" Zheng Peilin almost jumped up from the ground, and shouted in shame and anger: "What did you say? Do you dare to say it again?"

As soon as Yan Xiaokai committed a crime, he immediately repeated loudly: "I said let me touch your butt!"

As soon as this remark came out, passers-by were shocked and looked sideways.

There are thousands of ways for men to express their love to women, but this is the first time for them to be so straightforward, so trivial, and so obscene.

Yan Xiaokai looked at passers-by, but his expression was quite innocent, as if the person who said that just now was not him at all.

I can't touch a tiger's butt, but I really want to.

Zheng Peilin was angry, anxious, ashamed, and annoyed. She never expected that this idiot would say such a thing, make such a dirty and shameless request, and point at him silently, "You, you, you..."

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "You don't want to gamble."

Zheng Peilin stared at him fiercely, as if she wished she could go forward and tear him alive, and at the same time, her heart was agitated, and she was very entangled in whether... to bet or not?

If he loses, he can be dealt with as he likes. If he wants to make him round, he will be round, and if he is flat, he will be flat. That will definitely relieve his anger!

However, what if you lose yourself?

Hmph, if you lose, it's like being caught by a wild dog!

bet!

Must bet!

Zheng Peilin said: "Gamble, bet, who is afraid of whom!"

Yan Xiao laughed, who is afraid of whom?Turtles are afraid of hammers!

Zheng Peilin is a vigorous and resolute person who does what she says. After agreeing on the bet, she immediately took out her phone and called her distant cousin in Xiangjiang, asking him if the house could be sold and how much it would cost. Sell.

Her old cousin was stunned by the question, because he never planned to sell the house, and if he couldn't survive in Xiangjiang, he would still have an old house to live in when he returned to the mainland.

But now he has to rely on Zheng Peilin's mother to take care of a lot of his business in Xiangjiang, so it's really hard for him to save Zheng Peilin's face, so after struggling for a while, he finally offered a relative price.

After hearing the price, Zheng Peilin was silent for a moment and said that she would think about it before replying, and then hung up the phone.

Seeing her put down the phone, Yan Xiaokai hurriedly asked: "How? Are you willing to sell?"

Zheng Peilin nodded.

Yan Xiaokai asked again: "How much money do you want?"

Zheng Peilin gave him an annoyed look, "What money is not money, 250 million, RMB!"

Yan Xiaokai combined the memories of his two lifetimes to do a quick calculation. During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, the material civilization was extremely rich. A bucket of rice was only sold for 5 Wen. 1000 Dou is a stone, that is, a stone. In the Tang Dynasty, a stone was about 0 catties. Based on today's general rice price of 10 yuan per catty, one tael of silver is equivalent to the purchasing power of RMB 118.

Yan Xiaokai couldn't help being shocked when he calculated the discount, because 250 million is equivalent to more than 400 taels of silver!

At that time, a catty of pork was only a few pennies, and an acre of fertile land cost only five or six taels of silver.A few taels of silver or dozens of taels of silver is a big deal, and a hundred taels of silver is a big deal, which can buy more than ten acres of fertile land.

More than 400 taels, that is super rich!With so much money to buy such a half-old house?

Yan Xiaokai said angrily: "Such a ruined house costs 250 million? It's not as good as Brother Tao's small western-style building. He really treats you as two hundred and five!"

"You are only two hundred and five!" Zheng Peilin wanted to knock him off, but when she thought of the hematoma in his head, she could only endure it, and asked angrily, "Do you know the current land price in Haiyuan? Do you know the price of this building?" A house is not a house, how much is the land worth?”

Yan Xiaokai shook his head in a daze.

Zheng Peilin held up three fingers, "300 million, including the house and the courtyard, at least nearly 400 million, people only count [-], which is already the price of relatives vomiting blood and jumping off the building."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then after you buy it and sell it, won't you make money?"

"That's up to you!" Zheng Peilin rolled her eyes at him for free, but immediately stared at him vigilantly, "If this is what you mean by getting rich, then we don't need to gamble."

Yan Xiaokai said: "You buy it, I don't mean this! And... hehe, it's hard to say, today you can make a small fortune, of course, it is a big fortune for me."

Zheng Peilin asked: "Really?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Trick you to have food?"

Zheng Peilin said: "There is no big shit!"

Yan Xiaokai spread his hands.

Zheng Peilin picked up the phone and called her cousin in Xiangjiang again...