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After hanging up Xia Bing's phone, Yan Xiaokai walked out of the room.

The Shangguan brothers and sisters have already woken up, and they are sitting in the living room with Wan Yanyu waiting for him.

To Yan Xiaokai's surprise and headache, Xiang Ke'er also got up, and when she saw him appear, she immediately came over like a cat smelling a fishy smell, took his arm and called softly: "Brother Kai, you're up!"

Yan Xiaokai smiled reluctantly, trying to break away from her warm hands and her plump breasts close to her, but found that she was hugging her very tightly, and couldn't help but look up at Wanyanyu guiltily!

Wanyanyu sat there indifferently, holding a teacup and gently blowing the floating tea, as if she could neither see nor hear anything, but Shangguan Wusu stared at herself with straight eyebrows, as if She wished she could pounce on her immediately, and cut herself and Xiang Ke'er in half with a knife in one hand.

Yan Xiaokai felt a little funny when he saw this, he is not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry for?

After sitting down, Yan Xiaokai glanced at the wall clock in the hall, and found that it was only a little past six o'clock, so he asked Xiang Ke'er, "Ke'er, do you know what time Mr. Lu will arrive?"

Xiang Ke'er said, "My dad said it was around ten o'clock in the morning."

Yan Xiaokai did the math, there were still several hours left, so he said, "Lend me your car!"

Xiang Ke'er said, "Brother Kai, where are you going? I'll take you there!"

Yan Xiaokai shook his head and said, "I'm going out to do something, and I'll be back soon!"

Xiang Keer asked, "Can't I go with you?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "At this moment, it's safer for you to stay here!"

Although Xiang Ke'er was a little reluctant, she also knew that it was in the limelight, and for the sake of her own life, it was better to be safe, so she brought a pair of keys and handed it to him: "Brother Kai, you have to go quickly." Come back quickly, I'll have breakfast at home and wait for you to come back!"

Listening to the tone, it seems that she has become the wife-to-be of a strict official.

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to agree vaguely, then threw the car keys to Shangguan Wusu who was still staring at him, and said: "Wu Su, you come with me, Shangguan, Wanyan, you leave the protection item Miss!"

Wanyanyu nodded inaudibly, but Shangguan Yunchen asked nervously, "Brother, where are you taking my sister?"

Yan Xiao laughed and said, "What? I'm afraid I'll sell your sister!"

Shangguan Yunchen shook his head, then leaned forward, stuffed something in his hand into his hand, and said, "Safety comes first, don't kill anyone!"

Yan Xiaokai lowered his head to look at the things in his hand in doubt, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded for a while, because what this guy stuffed into his hand turned out to be a condom, "Shangguan, you..."

Shangguan Yunchen said: "I have no other intentions, just in case, when I went ashore last night, I saw you throw away the condom, so I will give you one, just in case!"

Yan Xiao couldn't laugh or cry, Shangguan Wusu had such a superb brother, it was really not an ordinary misfortune!

Shangguan Wusu, who had already walked to the door with the car keys, saw that the two were still whispering furtively there, so he couldn't help but urged, "Hey, are you going or not?"

Yan Xiaokai dropped Shangguan Yunchen and walked up, but he slipped the condom into his pocket, so...be prepared!

After leaving the villa, Shangguan Wusu, who was driving the car, said nothing with a gloomy face, but when he passed halfway up the mountain, he suddenly said, "Bitch!"

Yan Xiaokai, who was thinking about something, was taken aback, "Wu Su, who are you scolding?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "Who else can scold, scold that shameless little sister. Of course, there is also you!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "What happened to me?"

Shangguan Wusu said angrily: "In front of Sister Wanyan, you actually have the nerve to flirt with other women!"

Yan Xiaokai said wrongly: "I am not good, she is the one who wants to pester me!"

Shangguan Wusu said: "If she entangles you, you won't refuse, and you can't escape?"

Yan Xiao could neither laugh nor laugh, but was speechless.

Shangguan Wusu said bitterly: "There's nothing to say, you are a man of the new era!"

Yan Xiaokai asked weakly: "Which four are not?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "No commitment, no responsibility, no initiative, and no rejection!"

Yan Xiaokai sweated wildly: "..."

After scolding Yan Xiaokai, Shangguan Wusu finally felt better.

However, Yan Xiaokai's subsequent words choked her half to death, "Wu Su, have you fallen in love with me!"

With a sound of "Gah!", the car braked sharply and narrowly crashed into the lamp post on the side of the road.

After coming to a complete stop, Shangguan Wusu blushed and looked at him incredulously.

Yan Xiaokai also looked at her, and even winked at her meanly.

Shangguan Wusu was stunned for a while, and then he subdued his frenzied heartbeat and said with pretended disdain, "I will like you? What kind of international joke!"

Yan Xiaokai just smiled and said nothing.

Glancing at him smiling like a fox, Shangguan Wusu felt his teeth itch again, wishing he could punch him twice on the spot, but in the end he just asked, "Where are you going?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "If I say no where to go, but I just feel bored and want to hang out with you, will you believe me?"

Shangguan Wusu was startled and asked in a murmur, "You, what you said is true?"

Seeing her like a frightened deer, Yan Xiaokai didn't dare to tease her anymore, and said with a smile: "I'm lying to you, we are going to get down to business!"

Only then did Shangguan Wusu heave a sigh of relief, but at the same time he felt a little lost. When he was about to ask him what he wanted to do, he found that he had already pulled out his phone, and he didn't know who he was calling.

The phone rang for quite a while before it was finally connected. A hoarse voice came from inside, apparently woken up from sleep, "Hello, who is it?"

Yan Xiaokai asked jokingly: "Handsome guy, can you still hear my voice?"

The other end said blankly: "I can't hear it, who are you?"

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to remind the other party: "I just saw it last night, so I forgot it so soon!"

The other end was silent for a while, and then lost its voice in horror: "...It's you!"

Yan Xiao laughed: "Hehe, it seems that you react very quickly, you immediately think of me!"

The voice on the other end asked tremblingly, "What else do you want to do?"

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "It's nothing, I just want to chat with you!"

The other end said angrily: "I'm not interested in chatting with you!"

Yan Xiaokai's voice sank, "It's not up to you, you can feel the three inches below your navel and have a look!"

The other end scolded: "Crazy, why should I touch it!"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Okay, since you are so unafraid of death, then it's up to you!"

Yan wrote a novel, and then hung up the phone.

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously, "Who did you call?"

Yan Xiaokai blinked at her again, "Guess!"

His faceless and cute appearance caused Shangguan Wusu to roll his eyes and said: "It's mysterious, tell me quickly!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I remember when I saved you in Dongjianghe last time, you called me nicely, if you call me again, I will tell you!"

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously, "What did I call you?"

Yan Xiaokai imitated her tone and repeated what she said that day, "...Darling, not letting her go is a matter of the future. The question now is how we can get over it. Also, can you let go of your hand first... ..."

Wei Miaowei's familiar tone immediately brought back Shangguan Wusu's memory, and said with a wry smile, "I was just joking, just learning Taobao language."

Yan Xiaokai said: "But I like to listen to it!"

Shangguan Wusu was finally molested until his whole body trembled, and he shouted angrily: "Yan Xiaokai, what exactly do you want?"

At this time, Yan Xiaokai's cell phone rang, it was the number he dialed just now.

But he didn't answer, but pressed the silent button, and then continued to tease Shangguan Wusu, "I don't want to do anything, I just want you to call me a kiss!"

Shangguan Wusu said angrily: "Just wait, I will definitely tell my brother that you bullied me when I go back in a while!"

Yan Xiaokai laughed loudly, "Tell your brother? Wu Su, do you know what your brother gave me when we came out just now?"

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously: "What?"

Yan Xiaokai took out the condom from his pocket and stuffed it into her hand.

Shangguan Wusu glanced at it, blushed for a while, then threw the condom out of the window, said through gritted teeth: "This bastard, I can't spare him, I absolutely can't spare him."

Yan Xiao laughed, and finally pressed the answer button on the phone in his hand.

As soon as the phone was connected, a terrified voice came from the other end, "What did you do to me? What did you do to me?"

Yan Xiaokai smiled lightly and said: "Didn't do anything? It's just that after pressing your acupoints, you only untie half of them, leaving half untucked. If you don't untie all the acupoints within eight hours, you Will die due to blood stagnation, blockage, and finally sudden death!"

Over there roared: "Do you think I will believe it?"

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "You can choose not to believe it, anyway, it has been almost six or seven hours since last night, and it will be eight hours soon, and then the place three inches below your navel will be pressed more and more. In the end, the abdominal pain was like a wrenching pain, and he died slowly after suffering all kinds of torture and pain! Well, you should feel it well first, and then we can discuss it!"

As Yan Xiaokai said, he hung up the phone.

Shangguan Wusu finally understood this time, and said with some disdain: "You look lazy and mysterious, do you think I won't be able to guess who it is if you don't tell me?"

Yan Xiaokai smiled and asked, "Did you guess it?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "Last night, I felt that something was wrong. With your personality, it is impossible to let him go so kindly! Even if you don't keep him, you should hand him over to Xiang Xiang." Huasheng or Sixth Uncle was right, but you just let him go, so you already kept a hand."

Yan Xiaokai laughed and said, "Wu Su, do you think brother is very powerful and awesome?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "Excellent? Niucha? Can these words be applied to you?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then what should I use?"

Shangguan Wusu raised two green and white fingers, "Sinister and despicable!"