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In the afternoon, Shangguan Yunchen came.

He didn't come here specially to grab a meal, but to ask Yan Xiaokai about his orders and arrangements.

After he came back from Cambodia, he had been playing around for several days. Although Yan Xiaokai called him from time to time, all he asked him to do was trivial, trivial things like eating or drinking, which seemed to be the same as the ongoing task. There is no relationship between half a dime.

This time, he just wanted to inquire about the progress of the task, and pick up some serious business by the way. These few days are really boring.

As if making an appointment, Ximen Yaoming happened to appear at the other end of the alley when he came from the other end of the alley.

Ximen Yaoming, like Shangguan Yunchen, also came to ask Yan Xiaokai what instructions and arrangements he had. The furniture city was ready, and the logs escorted by Long Xiaoyu had already been cut, and the workers were working on the third shift. It is continuously processed, as long as the furniture is put in, it can be opened.

It's just that what's the name of this private city, and which auspicious day it can open, are all undecided!

The two met at the door, and with their character, it is not difficult to guess what happened next.

At the beginning, they greeted each other with yin and yang, but at the end of the greeting, they sarcasm and ridicule each other. After a few eloquent words, they turned into cursing by shrews. When they got angry, fists and kicks were inevitable.

When the two were gearing up for a big fight, the door opened in good time, and Yan Xiaokai appeared in front of them with a livid face, with his hands behind his back, staring at them coldly.

As soon as this master came out, the two of them froze immediately, quickly put away the gestures they had made, and died down.

Yan Xiaokai asked curiously: "Hey, aren't you going to fight? Why don't you fight again?"

Shangguan Yunchen said with a dry smile: "Brother, I and this bitch are just playing around."

Ximen Yaoming also said sensibly: "Yes, Erhuo and I are good friends, how can we fight?"

Shangguan Yunchen took advantage of the situation and punched Ximen Yaoming, "Bitch, you are right, we are good friends."

Ximen Yaoming kicked him back, nodded heavily, "A quilt!"

Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but sighed, "I also want to say, whoever wins the fight will be rewarded with a sports car!"

Both of them opened their eyes wide at the same time, "Really?"

Yan Xiaokai said with a serious face: "When have I ever joked with you?"

The two immediately joined hands and rolled up their sleeves again, eager to try.

Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai took out ten yuan and inserted it into the crack of the door, then turned around and walked in, saying: "I put the money here, you guys play slowly, whoever wins will take it." go!"

The two were dumbfounded when they heard this, and couldn't react at all.

Shangguan Yunchen quickly took down the money and chased after him, "Brother, what are these ten dollars for?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "The one who bought a sports car!"

These words almost didn't make the jaws of the two of them drop!

Ximen Yaoming said: "Brother, what kind of sports car can you buy for ten yuan, you can't even buy a screw for the sports car!"

"Who says you can't buy it?" Yan Xiaokai retorted seriously, stretched out his hand and pointed to the front: "You can buy a Ferrari for ten yuan there."

Ferrari?ten bucks?

Is there such a big toad jumping in the street?

The two looked up together, and saw that the direction he was pointing at was a paper shop, which only sold incense paper, oil candles, money, talismans and coins. Not only sports cars, but also villas, even maids, and the prices were extremely high. Cheap, 100 yuan can buy a whole set of luxury!

At this moment, the two of them finally completely withered, Yan Xiaokai didn't joke with them, but played a trick on them thoroughly.

After Yan Xiao walked in without looking back, Ximen Yaoming asked in a daze: "Bitch, shall we still fight?"

Shangguan Yunchen rolled his eyes and asked, "What do you think? A bastard!"

Ximen Yaoming said: "I think it's better not to fight, the Qingming Festival has already passed, even if you win that Ferrari, there is nowhere to use it."

Shangguan Yunchen nodded and said, "Heroes see the same thing, and I think so too!"

When the two of them said this with sympathy, the tense atmosphere immediately dissipated, and they turned into a pair of close friends again.

When they didn't go in, the two were a little depressed, but once they entered the yard, they were happy.

On the wall to the west of the yard, there was a person there, but he was neither standing, nor squatting, nor sitting, but lying on his stomach.Limbs on the ground, buttocks facing the sky, the crotch can be seen from the head.

Yan Xiaokai was standing next to him, raised his foot and lightly kicked the man's butt, "Raise it a little higher, it won't work if it's not high enough."

The man obediently raised his butt a little higher.

Shangguan Yunchen asked suspiciously: "Brother, who is this? What are you doing?"

Ximen Yaoming looked at the person's posture, and guessed: "Could it be that he is practicing the ass-exploding move?"

When the person lying on the ground heard the words, he immediately swears, "Fuck!"

Ximen Yaoming heard the voice sound familiar, bent down suspiciously, even tilted his head to look for a while, and finally recognized that the person in the blown pose turned out to be the young master Qin Shou Qin!

Thinking of all the evil deeds of this guy in the past, Ximen Yaoming suddenly had a mischievous idea, walked over quickly, and slammed Qin Shou's buttocks hard with his crotch.

"Aw!" Qin Shou let out a scream of being crushed, and fell to the ground on the spot.

When he jumped up, his eyes widened immediately, and he roared and rushed towards Ximen Yaoming.

Ximen Yaoming ran away, laughing while running, and yelling at him while laughing, "Come on, come and chase me, chase me!"

The two chased the other and ran around the yard, making chickens jump around and dust was flying.

Yan Xiaokai endured it for a while, but finally couldn't hold it back, and shouted: "Have you had enough trouble?"

The two were drunk by this and finally stopped.

Yan Xiaokai pointed at Qin Shou and shouted, "You, come back to me, lie down!"

Qin Shou said aggrievedly: "But..."

Yan Xiaokai interrupted him: "My words are not easy to use, are they?"

Thinking of the worm in his body, Qin Shou finally sighed, walked back to the original place obediently, and continued to lie down.

Shangguan Yunchen asked suspiciously: "Brother, what are you doing?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I'm doing a very serious thing."

Ximen Yaoming said with a playful smile: "Isn't it just practicing popping ass, how serious is it?"

Yan Xiaokai frowned, and said to Ximen Yaoming: "One more nonsense, I will let you practice!"

Ximen Yaoming felt a chill in his heart, he quickly closed his mouth, and then dragged Shangguan Yunchen in to pour tea for himself.

After the two entered, Qin Shou, who was lying there, said in pain, "Brother-in-law, how long will I be lying like this?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Maybe three to five days, maybe ten and a half months, who knows! Anyway, you can't do anything wrong if you lie on your stomach like this."

Qin Shou cried out in pain, but he didn't get up, but continued to lie on his stomach obediently.

Before the two sluts came, Yan Xiaokai had already made it very clear to him that Muyin survived by sucking the excess gastric juice in the human body, but she had a life habit of coming out at night and sleeping during the day. , it hides in the intestines, and will crawl to the stomach to eat at night.

If you want it to change this habit, increase its feeding time, and make it mature earlier and actively crawl out to find males to mate with, then you must change the position of its stomach so that females can mistakenly think that night is coming and climb up from the intestines eat.

This matter sounds very mysterious, no matter how you think about it, it is unreliable, but this kind of summoning Gu is originally a mysterious thing, Qin Shou can only believe it in order to get out of the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible.

"Brother-in-law, is there any other way besides lying on your stomach like this?"

Yan Xiaokai thought for a while and said, "You can also stand on your head, but in that case, how many minutes can you hold on for?"

Qin Shou thought for a while, and sighed helplessly, because if he stood on his head, it might take 5 minutes, at most 10 minutes, and he might die due to brain congestion.

Seeing that he had nothing to say, Yan Xiaokai left him and walked in.

Entering the hall, I found that the two were blowing water and farting, so I couldn't help asking: "Why are you two here?"

The two looked at each other, Shangguan Yunchen said: "Bitch, you go ahead!"

This is not a three-point game, there is nothing to be modest about, and even if it was, Ximen Yaoming would grab the first place, so he said without hesitation: "Brother, I'm here to ask you what the name of the private city is, and When will it open? If not so soon, I want to go home first!"

Yan Xiaokai asked: "Why go home?"

Ximen Yaoming said: "Go home and talk to my old mother, let them come to support when they open, of course, they can buy two sets of mahogany furniture with us, or bring other senior officials, big dignitaries Come and sell together, that would be great."

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "You can have this!"

Ximen Yaoming said: "Then when can we open?"

Yan Xiaokai thought for a while and said: "The furniture factory will take a month at the fastest to hand over [-] sets of furniture to us. I have also checked the almanac in the past few days. The eighth day of the next month is a good day, so let's Let’s open it at that time.”

Ximen Yaoming said: "What about the name of the private city?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I haven't thought of this yet. Let's hold a meeting and study it."

Ximen Yaoming nodded, without hesitation, stood up directly and said: "Brother, then I will go back to Haiyuan immediately."

Yan Xiaokai said: "In such a hurry? Leave without dinner?"

Ximen Yaoming looked at the quiet kitchen, "Where's your dinner?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Still on the bed!"

Ximen Yaoming: "Huh?"

Yan Xiaokai added: "The cook is still on the bed!"

Ximen Yaoming said: "Then I'd better go back to Haiyuan, hurry back at this time, it should be just in time to have dinner with my mother."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Okay, you go back, be careful on the road, don't drive so fast!"

Ximen Yaoming agreed and left.

As soon as he went out, Shangguan Yunchen immediately wanted to speak.

Yan Xiaokai waved his hand at him, then glanced at the courtyard, then at his own room, and said in a low voice: "Shangguan, I know what you want to say!"

Shangguan Yunchen said: "Huh?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Do you want to ask about the task?"

Shangguan Yunchen nodded.

Yan Xiaokai said: "I'm on a mission right now!"

Shangguan Yunchen: "Huh?"

Yan Xiaokai pointed to the outside of the yard and said, "I'm using small fish to catch big fish."

Shangguan Yunchen was confused when he heard it, until Yan Xiaokai explained to him the identity of the person outside and the relationship with the whole mission, then he suddenly understood, and then asked: "Do you think the big fish will come?" ?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Yes, and soon."

Shangguan Yunchen said excitedly, "How fast?"

Yan Xiaokai thought for a while and said, "The soonest is tonight, and the latest is before dawn tomorrow."