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The penalty wine is not good, and the free Coke seems to be the same.

When the Jialing motorcycle moved forward again, the BMW behind finally failed to catch up.

Yan Xiaokai and Ximen Yaoming returned to Rubu Village smoothly.

When he entered the village far away, Yan Xiaokai saw that his new house had been completed. It was a two-and-a-half-story villa-style building with pink and white tiles on the outside and red glazed tiles on the top. With a Dapingyuan, there is a terrace on the second floor. Looking around, this small villa building stands out from the crowd in the whole village, and it is particularly eye-catching.

Seeing this house, Yan Xiaokai was extremely relieved, because his parents had worked so hard all their lives, and finally they could live in a spacious and comfortable new building. [

The motorcycle drove forward in a hurry, and opened the door of the new house directly, but when I walked in, I found that although the house had been renovated, it was still empty. Obviously, I hadn't lived in it yet, so I turned back to the old house.

"Dad, Mom, I'm back!"

As soon as he entered the yard, Yan Xiaokai shouted, but when he walked to the door, he found that his house was very lively, uncle, second uncle, fourth aunt, fifth uncle, sister-in-law, all came to the house.

Seeing these vaguely familiar faces, Yan Xiaokai was a little dazed.

People who are poor in the downtown area ask, and rich people have distant relatives in the mountains. He remembers that these relatives never visited his house before!

Yan's father and Yan's mother were both surprised and happy when they saw Yan Xiaokai come back.

Yan's mother pulled her son, whom she hadn't seen for half a year, so excited that she didn't know what to say.

Father Yan stood at the door without saying anything, but looked at his son lovingly and slightly seriously.

Yan Xiaokai yelled "Dad!" "Mom!"

The two elders agreed respectively. Yan's mother saw that the clothes on her son's body were white and yellow, and Ximen Yaoming next to him was the same. Come on, don't drive the motorcycle so fast!"

Ximen Yaoming couldn't laugh or cry, "Auntie, we didn't fall into the mud, we were splashed by someone else's car, and this motorcycle is not..."

"Cough!" Yan Xiaokai coughed lightly at the right time, waved his hands and said, "Forget it, there's nothing to say about this!"

Yan's father stepped forward and said, "Kaizi, your uncle and aunt are here, hurry in and call for someone."

To be honest, these relatives are not very popular with Yan Xiaokai, because when his family was in a bad situation, it was very difficult for his brother and sister to go to school. Apart from saving food and medical expenses, his strict father and strict mother also asked these brothers for help. The sisters borrowed money, but except for a little from the uncle, the other relatives didn't have a dime. Later, Yan's father used the two loss-making fish ponds as collateral to borrow some money from the rural credit cooperatives to barely pay for Yan Xiaokai. This is more than half of the university.

But out of politeness, Yan Xiaokai yelled uncle, second uncle, fourth aunt, fifth uncle, and sister-in-law, and then asked his father in a low voice, "Dad, it's so lively, what's the matter?"

Yan's father said: "Ming'er worships the ancestors, your sixth uncle is also on his way back!"

Yan Xiaokai suddenly realized that this season happened to be the day of repairing graves and shoveling grass, but when it came to the sixth uncle who was only a few years younger than his father, his brows frowned.

This sixth uncle left the village very early and went out to wander around. Later, he married a local woman from Shencheng, took her household registration out, took root in Shencheng, and had a small family business. It is said that the eight-story house has tens of thousands of yuan a month just for rent collection. However, Yan Xiaokai only visited this sixth uncle's house in Shencheng once in his memory, and that was when he was just admitted to the university. At the time of the notice, because he couldn't make up the tuition fee, his father took him there, hoping to borrow some money to pay the tuition fee first, but in the end he came back in vain. Yan Xiaokai couldn't find the reason in his memory. , I only vaguely remember that I and my father encountered a bunch of cold eyes and ridicules from that snobbish aunt, not to mention the travel expenses of two hundred dollars back and forth, and a waste of two snakeskin bags of local products.

Human feelings are cold and warm, and the world is hot and cold! [

For things like borrowing money, if people are willing to borrow, it is a favor, and if they are not willing to borrow, that is reason.

For these relatives who can be said to be the closest, Yan Xiaokai can't say that he dislikes them, but he can't say that he likes them either.

After a few perfunctory words, he walked out to the yard and sparred and farted with Ximen Yaoming who was inspecting the broken motorcycle.

When the two were chatting happily, Ximen Yaoming casually glanced at the village head, his face changed, and he scolded angrily: "Grass, is this ghost still lingering?"

Yan Xiaokai raised his eyes and found that the BMW x3 that had just fought a round on the way had entered the village and was heading towards his home, so his brows frowned slightly.

Before the car came close, the sister-in-law exclaimed excitedly and exaggeratedly from behind, "Look, whose car is that, is it Brother Six's?"

The relatives immediately gathered around the door, chattering.

"It's him!"

"Yes, I've been in this car before!"

"See, the driver is our eldest nephew Aji!"

"..."

Listening to these joyful voices, Yan Xiaokai and Ximen Yaoming looked at each other, and then their faces turned bitter melon-like.

Ximen Yaoming said: "Brother, if I'm not wrong, we're afraid that the water will hit the Dragon King Temple this time!"

Yan Xiaokai nodded vigorously.

Ximen Yaoming said again: "Brother, if my guess is not wrong, you are in big trouble this time, because you rushed to the Dragon King Temple."

Yan Xiaokai nodded vigorously again.

Ximen Yaoming said weakly again: "Brother, if there is nothing else, can I withdraw first? I have invited some customers to buy crabs..."

Yan Xiaokai's eyes sharpened, "How dare you?"

Ximen Yaoming: "Uh..."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Xiao Mingzi, let me ask you, who is your boss?"

Ximen Yaoming's heart jumped suddenly, and an ominous premonition fell from the sky, so he was unwilling to answer at all, but under Yan Xiaokai's lust, he had no choice but to answer, "Do you still need to ask? It's you! "

Yan Xiaokai asked again: "Then let me ask you again, what should you do when the boss is in trouble?"

Ximen Yaoming said: "Put the boss twice."

Yan Xiaokai's eyes sank, "What?"

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly changed his words: "Two horses were inserted for the boss!"

Yan Xiao laughed, and nodded in relief.

Seeing his expression and demeanor, Ximen Yaoming suddenly felt very sad. What kind of sins did he have to do in his previous life to keep up with such a good boss in this life?

After a while, the BMW x3 really rode to the door of the old house.

Although Yan Xiaokai, a young man who got off the car, was very unfamiliar, Yan Lao Liu who got off behind him, and the aunt with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, Yan Xiaokai was deeply impressed.

Although the two brothers in front of the motorcycle looked miserable, the members of the Yan family were full of joy. They rushed up to greet them, asked their relatives, and then welcomed the three of them into the house.

When passing through the yard, Yan Laoliu's family stopped suddenly, and their faces were all angry because they saw the golden motorcycle.

The young man driving the car, that is, Yan Ji, Yan Xiaokai's cousin who had never met before, immediately grinned his teeth and rushed towards him when he saw Yan Xiaokai and Ximen Yaoming, "Bastards, it's you!"

For the enemy, Yan Xiaokai has always been decisive in killing.But the person in front of him is a relative, Yan Xiaokai was really embarrassed to make a move, so he stepped back decisively, stretched out his hand and pushed Ximen Yaoming up.

"Brother, don't bring such a deceitful person!" Ximen Yao turned his head to look at Yan Xiaokai resentfully, but his hands and feet were not slow at all, and he slammed back with one hand and grabbed him Hit the fist on the back of the head, then the horse stepped down, and the hand was hard...

With a muffled sound of "Don't squeak", Yan Ji was thrown to the ground by Ximen Yaoming's simple over-the-shoulder throw.

The sudden upheaval stunned a group of relatives and friends. When Yan Ji got up and roared angrily that he was about to fight again, members of the Yan family rushed forward one after another, blocking the two sides.

After a lot of talking and talking to stop, everyone entered the house, and after a lot of talking, everyone figured out what happened.

For a while, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and in the end, except for Yan's father and mother, everyone's eyes were on Yan Xiaokai. Obviously, they were very unified in their opinions and wanted Yan Xiaokai to apologize.

Yan Xiaokai had no expression on his face, and turned a blind eye to the eyes of a group of relatives, but Ximen Yaoming, who was next to him, was so angry that he stopped Yan Xiaokai, "What are you looking at my brother for? If it weren't for this Guisun Splash We are covered in mud and water, can something like this happen? Look at my suit, pants, and hat, the whole set is scrapped!"

Everyone looked at him, right? That stylish white top hat, white suit, and white narrow-leg pants were stained with sewage, and they had turned black and white, like a Dalmatians.

As soon as Ximen Yaoming's words fell, Yan Ji jumped up, pointed at him and cursed: "I tm said who is the grandson of the turtle, you have the ability to say it again."

Ximen Yaoming did not show any weakness, raised his head and chest, and said in a voice with his back propped up: "You are the grandson of the turtle, you are the grandson of the turtle, don't say it again, it will be the same if you say it a hundred times, you are..."

After hearing this, Yan Xiaokai's expression finally became a little unnatural, because Yan Ji's surname is Yan, and his own surname is also Yan. If Yan Ji is the grandson of a turtle, then his grandfather has become...

It was very embarrassing, but Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but say, "Xiao Mingzi, shut up!"

Ximen Yaoming said aggrievedly: "Brother, it's obviously them..."

"Okay!" Yan Xiaokai shouted softly, looked around at everyone, and then landed on Yan Ji, "It's fine for me to apologize, but he must first apologize to us."

The room fell silent for an instant, and then Yan Laoliu's wife, Aunt Six, burst out immediately, "Let us, Aki, apologize first, why are you? You are worthy of a country boy like you? It's really unreasonable..."

The simple and honest Yan father heard that the words didn't please his ears, and he opened his mouth and said, "This matter... Well, I think it's fine, we are all one family, and if we make trouble, it will only make outsiders laugh..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Aunt Six, who always felt good about herself, interrupted him angrily, "Forget it? We were nearly killed by these two rabbits just now, so let's just forget it, you say?" That's easy to say!"

These words made Yan's mother's complexion darken. Yan Xiaokai is her darling. She can beat and scold herself, but she can't tolerate others' slights. But in front of so many people, she still endured.

Who knew that Aunt Six would not let her go, and continued to scold: "Such uneducated prodigal sons, I don't know how you were born..."

"What did you say from the old Liu's family?" Yan's mother was finally seriously irritated, and she burst out immediately, looking directly at the sixth aunt and said: "There is indeed a mistake in my family's opening of this matter, but your family's Aji did not." Is it wrong? If he can drive honestly without splashing water on others, will such a thing happen? My family Kaizi has always been honest, but clay figurines also have a three-point temper. Look at his muddy water, if others are also Don’t you get angry when you’re all covered up like this? You say we’re uneducated? What about your family’s Aji? Forget it, what are you going to do? Report it to the police station? Or call the village chief?”

Not to be outdone, Aunt Six screamed and cursed, because the curses were too harsh, so I won't describe them one by one.

Seeing this, the Yan family started arguing again, and there were already more neighbors outside the courtyard who heard the noise and looked around, Uncle Yan stood up and said: "Stop arguing, let this matter be exposed like this, everyone is a family, Is it worth arguing about such a small amount of sesame and mung beans? Tomorrow, I will worship my ancestors. How dare you stand in front of your ancestors’ graves tomorrow? All right, you women, and these juniors , give me a pause."