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Hearing the sound of a car coming from a distance, Yan Xiaoxin was startled, and hurriedly reached out to push Yu Nu away.

Yu Nu loosened her mouth slightly, but said without raising her head, "Master, it's okay, I've already seen it just now, and we will never be seen from outside."

Although Yan Xiaokai was a little calm, he still looked nervously at the road, and found that the road coming was indeed a three-wheeled motorcycle, and it was a tattered three-wheeled motorcycle.

"Collect rags, rotten copper wrought iron pot lids, books, old newspapers, broken boxes, goose feathers, duck feathers and chicken feathers, wine bottles, cans, woven bags, rotten TVs, rotten refrigerators, rotten air conditioners, rotten washing machines..."

Before the three-wheeled motorcycle came close, there was already a loud shout from the loudspeaker in the front of the car.

Yan Xiaokai took advantage of the opportunity to look at the man who collected the rags, and found that the man was in his early thirties, with a rough and dark face, a yellow tattered straw hat on his head, and an old-fashioned rustic suit. A pair of gray trousers, and open leather shoes covered with mud.

Undoubtedly, this is a ragtag guy who walks from town to village on a daily basis, and he can often be seen in the villages and towns of Dongyuan.

However, it was his appearance that gave Yan Xiaokai a flash of light, and he quickly had an idea in his heart, so he no longer cared about enjoying Yu Nu's gentle and considerate service, and quickly pushed her away, and quickly sorted out the situation. The good clothes jumped out from the grass and stopped in front of the three-wheeled motorcycle.

Suddenly a person appeared from the barren mountains and fields, but the tattered man was terrified. He hurriedly applied the hand and foot brakes, and the car almost drifted.

After finally stopping, dust billowed up behind him, and he stared nervously at Yan Xiaokai in front of him, stammering, "Brother, you, what do you want to do? I, I have no money!"

Yan Xiaokai stepped forward, smiled flatteringly and said, "Brother, you misunderstood, I am not a robber!"

The tattered man asked suspiciously, "Then what do you do?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I have a business for you!"

The tattered man was slightly relieved when he heard the words, and asked, "Do you have any tatters to sell to me?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I didn't!"

The tattered man was disappointed for a while, and asked unwillingly, "Do you have an old mobile phone?"

Yan Xiaokai said honestly: "I have an old mobile phone, but I still use it!"

The man who collected the rags finally lost his patience, and said angrily: "Then you said you have a business for me!"

Yan Xiaokai touched his body, took out a pack of soft Chinese that he had prepared for guests in the morning, popped one out and handed it to him, "Brother, don't worry!"

The tattered man saw that the fellow was holding a Zhonghua, and immediately stretched out his hand to pick it up, but retracted halfway, and said bluntly, "I don't smoke!"

Mouth full of smoky yellow teeth, even say no to smoking?This lie was too blatant, but Yan Xiaokai didn't care too much, stuffed the whole bag into his hand, and then asked with a smile: "Brother, can you sell this car?"

The tattered man asked, "Do you want to buy my car?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Think!"

The tattered man said, "Do you really want to buy it?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded heavily: "Really!"

The tattered man said, "How much can you pay?"

Yan Xiaokai said, "How much do you want?"

The tattered man hesitated for a moment and said: "I bought this car for 6000 yuan and drove it for two years, but I usually maintain it like a BMW. I love it more than my wife. If you really want to Yes, [-] yuan, including the carload of treasures I received today, will be given to you."

A [-]% discount on the arrival of a new car, not to mention it has been driven for two years!

Yan Xiaoxin knew that this guy treated himself as a lucky kid, but he still took out his wallet, counted his cash, and said sincerely: "Brother, I only have 3000 yuan, if you are sincere, we will give you 3000 yuan." How is the yuan transaction?"

The tattered man snorted and said, "3000 yuan? Want to buy my car?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Brother, this price is very fair!"

The man who collected the tatters said with an air: "6000 yuan, not a penny less!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "But I don't have so much money now!"

The man who collected the rags said: "Then where are you going to cool off and stay there, don't block my way, I have to go into the village to collect the rags."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Brother, don't worry, I can't afford this car, so what about renting it? I can rent it with you, right?"

The tattered man asked suspiciously, "Rent?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded again and again, "Yes, brother, you rent this car from me, I will drive into the village for a walk, and then I will pay you back! I will give you 500 yuan."

Shoulan looked at the five big red bills in Yan Xiaokai's hand, his eyes lit up, but after looking Yan Xiaokai up and down for a while, he said: "You, don't do this, I've traveled all over the world for so many years, like you I've seen a lot of liars!"

Yan Xiaokai was stunned, looked down at himself, and asked, "Brother, do you think I look like a liar?"

The tattered man sneered, "It's not like that, but you are!"

Yan Xiaokai blushed, thought for a while and finally gritted his teeth, and took out all the banknotes in his wallet, "I'll give you all the 3000 yuan, and I'll drive your car into the village for an hour at most, no, four or 10 minutes, I will I can pay you back!"

The tattered man finally got out of the car, and stretched out his hand, but he didn't take Yan Xiaokai's money, but took out a big iron rod from the back of the car, and said with a sneer, "I don't need it." You can see that you are holding a handful of counterfeit banknotes in your hand, but you still want to fool me? Are you looking for death?"

Yan Xiaokai was so wronged, "Brother, my money is real, if you don't believe me, take a look..."

Before he could finish speaking, the tattered man raised the iron rod in his hand and roared angrily, "Get out, get out immediately, or I'll let you know why chrysanthemums are so red."

Yan Xiaokai sighed leisurely, and explained weakly: "Brother, I'm really not a bad person!"

The man who collected the tatters was a little annoyed, he picked up the iron rod and said: "Fuck, you still don't want to leave, do you? Believe it or not, I really smoked..."

Before he finished drawing the words, he felt a sharp pain in the back of his neck, and then his eyes were spinning, and then he fell to the ground leisurely.

After he fell down, Yan Xiaokai saw the woman behind him, smiled wryly, "Yu Nu, you..."

Yu Nu cast a disdainful glance at the man lying on the ground, "Master, what are you talking about with this kind of person? Those who know will say that you have a good heart and teach others some principles of life. , Sincerely make up the word count!"

In this situation, what else can Yan Xiaokai say, he can only murmur leisurely: "Amitabha, so good!"

Finally, Yu Nu couldn't help but rolled her eyes at him, stretched out her hand and dragged the tattered man into the grass, and then began to take off the man's clothes.

Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai who followed in couldn't help but ask, "Yu Nu, what do you think I'm going to do?"

Yu Nu said without expression: "Master, I'm just speaking a little directly, but my brain is not stupid, okay?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I thought women with big breasts usually..."

Yu Nu: "What?"

Yan Xiaokai quickly shook his head and said: "It's nothing, you help me sneak in and see how many people are there in that small foreign building, and what are they doing in any position!"

Yu Nu agreed, and her figure flickered and disappeared in an instant.

Yan Xiaokai hurriedly changed his attire, and at the same time notified Shangguan Yunchen by phone.

Soon, Shangguan Yunchen, who was parked behind, caught up. Seeing Yan Xiaokai's attire and the man who had been stripped to the side with only briefs left, he couldn't help being stunned.

Yan Xiaokai then pointed to the small western-style building in the village ahead and explained the situation.

After hearing this, Shangguan Yunchen suddenly understood, and asked suspiciously: "Brother, are you going to sneak into the village pretending to be a junk collector, and then attack them when they are unprepared?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Not bad!"

Shangguan Yunchen held his chin and looked at him for a while, then shook his head and said, "But you don't look like you when you dress up like this!"

Yan Xiaokai lowered his eyes to look at himself, he had all the tattered equipment on his body, even the straw hat, how could it look different?

Shangguan Yunchen pointed to the man on the ground and said: "Brother, look at him, he has a dark face and rough hair, he looks like a wind-blown master, but what about you? You have thin skin and tender flesh like a woman, Although you have changed his clothes, how do you say that, yes, you don’t look like a prince in a dragon robe, people will know that you are not a prince just by looking at your face!"

Yan Xiaokai nodded and said, "I'm definitely not the prince!"

Shangguan Yunchen said: "But you don't look like a junk collector either!"

Yan Xiaokai frowned and said, "Then what should we do?"

"Easy!" Shangguan Yunchen said and stretched out his hand, "Give me the car key of Q7!"

Yan Xiaokai took out the car key and handed it to him.

Shangguan Yunchen took the key and ran away. When he came back, he already had a very long, very heavy suitcase in his hand.

After putting it on the ground, when he opened it, Yan Xiaokai found that the upper layer was full of cosmetics, cleansing cream, facial cleanser, body wash, shampoo, face cream, lotion, facial mask, hair cream, rouge, Lipstick, eye shadow, eyebrow pencil, hair dye...

This set of things is much more complete than what Qin Ying carried in his bag!

Shangguan Yunchen took out some ointments, creams, etc., and applied them on Yan Xiaokai's body. After a while, the little white face with fine skin, tender flesh, and fair skin disappeared, and turned into a person like Gu Tianle. The copper-colored handsome man, but... Gu Tianle doesn't seem to have birthmark-like sweat spots on his face.

After putting on makeup, Yan Xiaokai took a look at himself in the small mirror, and couldn't help but smile wryly, because being played by Shangguan Yunchen like this, the image of being wise and powerful, graceful and handsome, and unrestrained and unrestrained, the fake tall, rich and handsome image disappeared and became a real one. The real Qiongduo short, and the one with sweat spots all over his face!

Now, not to mention his parents, even he himself doesn't recognize himself.

Just as he shook his head and sighed, a figure appeared beside him, and Yu Nu returned.

Yu Nu looked at Shangguan Yunchen, then at Yan Xiaokai, and asked with a puzzled face: "Shangguan, who is this, where is my master?"

Yan Xiaokai smiled wryly again, "Aren't I right here?"

When Yu Nu heard the familiar voice uttered from a picture of a strange man...to be exact, a strange man who was too ugly, she was stunned for a moment, and after looking carefully for a while, her eyes widened involuntarily. , murmured: "Master, is it really you?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, blinked at her and said, "It's just me!"

"Ouch!" Yu Nu's stomach churned, she almost vomited out the roast goose she ate just now, she didn't dare to look at Yan Xiaokai again, she turned her head to look at Shangguan Yunchen, and asked gloomyly: "You made this? "

Shangguan Yunchen didn't know how to live or die, and said proudly: "How? Miss Yu, my disguise is very good, right? I can't even recognize you!"

Yu Nu didn't say anything else, and slapped Huashan with one move.

"Bang!", Shangguan Yunchen was photographed and fell to the ground on the spot!

Gritting her teeth, Yu Nu asked repeatedly: "Who told you to make my master so ugly? Who told you to make my master so ugly? Who told you..."

"Okay, okay!" Yan Xiaokai hurriedly grabbed Yu Nu who was about to beat Shangguan Yunchen violently, and said consolingly: "This is all necessary for the mission, and I think it is very good, at least Zhu Meijiao will never recognize her." Me. Shangguan, are you alright?"

Shangguan Yunchen got up from the ground, glanced timidly at the tigress-like Yu Nu, and quickly shook his head, "It's okay!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Okay, let's get down to business, Yu Nu, what's the situation inside now?"

Yunu couldn't look directly at Yan Xiaokai's ugly face now, how did that song god Zhang Heyou sing: Seeing it hurts more than once, tears will flow... Seeing it again makes me feel chilled, and I can't turn back...

So she turned her face, lowered her head, looked at her toes and said, "There are ten people in the house, Zhu Meijiao and that woman are on the top floor, and they are copying those restricted memory cards in the room. I listen to their conversation The content is obviously to send the memory card to the hands of every hero in the card, extort money from each of them, and then leave Haiyuan."

Shangguan Yunchen couldn't help but snorted coldly after hearing this: "This Zhu Meijiao thinks beautifully, and she doesn't forget to make a fortune when she falls into this position!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "What about the other eight people?"

Yu Nu still didn't have the courage to look up at Yan Xiaokai, "Two people are sleeping on the second floor, one is watching TV in the living room, that big ghost Guang is hiding in the room taking drugs, and four people are playing mahjong in the hall on the first floor!"

Yan Xiaokai pondered for a while and asked: "Yu Nu, are you sure you can knock down the four people on the second floor without anyone noticing?"

"Small idea!"

Yunu raised her head subconsciously and agreed, but when she looked up and saw Yan Xiaokai's sweat-stained face, she suddenly felt uncomfortable again, and felt an urge to use her strength to smash Huashan Mountain against Shangguan Yunchen!

Yan Xiaokai said: "Well, leave the four on the first floor to me. When I make a move, the woman upstairs should be startled, and then she will rush down. At that time, don't stop her, let her take the next step." Lou, you take this opportunity to go up and grab Zhu Meijiao, if I am not that woman's opponent, you will help me in the dark! Anyway, it is a quick battle!"

Yu Nu nodded and said, "No problem!"

Shangguan Yunchen waited for quite a while, but Yan Xiaokai didn't see any task assigned to him, so he couldn't help but said anxiously: "Brother, what about me?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Drive your car here and keep an eye on Xiaoyanglou. If we capture Zhu Meijiao, I will send a signal. Then you will drive over as fast as possible to meet him, and then leave quickly!"

Shangguan Yunchen immediately said: "Okay, I understand!"

Now that the tasks have been assigned, Yu Nu said: "Master, I'll go first!"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, and finally warned: "Remember, that big ghost is just a baby, you can't let him die. But the most important thing is Zhu Meijiao, this woman must not make any mistakes."

Yu Nu nodded, then her figure flickered and disappeared without a trace...