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Life is easy, life is hard, and young people who are in a period of turmoil always have this kind of trouble.

Time, a few days passed in a blink of an eye.

On Friday, class teacher Lai Yuejing announced that all theoretical courses at school were over, and a comprehensive final exam would be held after three weeks of review.

After the exam is over, it will be a leave of absence, and the internship will start after the leave of absence.

For Yan Xiaokai and Bi Yuntao, the exam is not a big problem, but the internship is.

In the current police academy, there is basically no assignment of work. Besides, even internships are mostly contacted by themselves. If they can't be contacted, they can only be arranged by the school's recommendation.For the latter, there is naturally no solution, because if you rely on school arrangements, you often just go back to where you came from.

That is to say, Yan Xiaokai and Bi Yuntao are from the countryside. If they have no way to contact a better internship unit, they can only go back to the urban and rural police station where their household registration is located.

Both Yan Xiaokai and the police station in their town had been there. When they were admitted to the police academy to handle household registration and food transfer, it was an old small building with some peeling walls on the outside. There are only a few simple desks and chairs, the walls are mottled with lime, and the reception room is empty, with three or four policemen sitting there with nothing to do, drinking tea and reading newspapers, blowing water and farting.

Go back to that place where the birds don't shit for an internship?

Bi Yuntao didn't know what Yan Xiaokai thought, anyway, he didn't want to at all.Moreover, even if you are willing to go back and survive the one-year internship period, it does not mean that you can stay there and work. Instead, after returning to school to receive a diploma, you can contact the unit or rely on the school to recommend a job, or you will be a civil servant.

The school’s recommendation is still where you come and go, that is, where you originally practiced, it will recommend you to work. If the unit is unwilling to accept it, then that’s it, and you can ask for more blessings!Even if you reluctantly accept it, it doesn't mean you are a policeman. At most, you are only a temporary worker. Whether you can become a regular worker is still a very slim thing.

As for the examination of civil servants, it is even more like finding a needle in a haystack!

When Lai Yuejing announced the incident, many students in the class showed the same distressed expressions as Yan Xiaokai and Bi Yuntao, but many of them were full of joy and anticipation, because their family members had passed the relationship early, for They have everything ready.

When get out of class was over, Hu Shubao saw the two of them laying on the table, and asked a little strangely: "Hey, what's wrong with you two brothers? Why do you look like you were beaten by frost?"

Yan Xiaokai asked sullenly: "Sir, where are you going for an internship?"

Hu Shubao smiled and said, "The police station over there!"

Bi Yuntao asked puzzledly: "You seem very happy. Is the police station over there very good?"

Hu Shubao said: "Not too good! There are more than 90 police cars, more than [-] people, um, not counting the coordinators of public security. There are five sub-district offices, twelve police communities, three a township, a dozen or so administrative villages."

Yan Xiaokai and Bi Yuntao were dumbfounded and didn't come back to their senses for a while, because this is obviously the configuration of a first-level police station.

Isn't that good?

The two really wanted to ask, Comrade Hu Shubao, what kind of police station is considered good in your eyes?

Seeing that the two of them hadn't spoken for a long time, Hu Shubao couldn't help asking: "What about you?"

Yan Xiaokai and Bi Yuntao looked at each other and smiled wryly.

After a while, Yan Xiaokai finally said in a daze: "What else can we do, we can only go back home!"

Hu Shubao said: "Isn't that good? I believe the conditions of the police station over there are not bad either!"

Bi Yuntao asked weakly: "Is it not bad?"

Yan Xiaokai laughed at himself, "It's not that it won't be bad, but it won't be so bad. There are only five people in the entire police station, three cars, a scrapped Mitsubishi Jeep, two motorcycles, one from the street office, and one from the police community. , sorry, no, security coordinator, sorry, no."

Hu Shubao's eyes widened upon hearing this, "Such a poor condition?"

Bi Yuntao said: "It doesn't matter if the conditions are poor. The main thing is that our place is a mountainous area. Although there are more than a dozen villages, there are probably less than 1 people in total, and most of them are old and young women and children. The young all go to Shenzhen City and Guancheng City. Those big places in Guangcheng went to work hard, and most of the police stations dealt with trivial matters of sesame and mung beans."

Hu Shubao pondered for a while, and finally said: "Otherwise, I will talk to my father and ask you two to go to my place for an internship together!"

The two asked suspiciously, "Your father?"

Hu Shubao said in a low voice with some embarrassment: "My dad is the instructor of our police station."

Bi Yuntao's heart was greatly disturbed. Now Master Banhua has a lukewarm attitude towards him. If he can get along with him day and night for a year, he will definitely be able to get close to him. However, he is too embarrassed to express his opinion, so he has to look at Yan Xiaokai.

Yan Xiaokai shook his head without even thinking about it: "Squad leader, thank you for your kindness, I appreciate it. I have to accept such a great kindness, and I am afraid that I can only repay it with my body. Look at my body , Obviously you can’t afford it, you can apply for Brother Tao, he is in good health, and he can do any job without any problem.”

Hu Shubao was so teased that his face was red, and he spat at him and cursed: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory."

Yan Xiao laughed and said, "If a dog's mouth can spit out ivory, it's still called a dog!"

Seeing Yan Xiaokai's refusal, Bi Yuntao was embarrassed to agree, and said in a decisive tone: "Xiaokai is right, my brothers will do anything to kill and set fire, but they never do such things as eating soft food. "

Hu Shubao was so angry that he said, "How can this become soft food?"

Bi Yuntao said: "If you rely on women to have hope, what is it called eating soft rice?"

Hu Shubao's face flushed with anger, "You, you... are so mad at me!"

Bi Yuntao hurriedly said: "Don't be angry, and don't worry about us, we definitely have a solution."

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Yes, it's not good for women to be angry often, and it's easy to have irregular menstruation."

Hu Shubao finally couldn't bear it any longer, picked up his textbook and knocked on the heads of Bi Yuntao and Yan Xiaokai, and left angrily.

After she left, the playful faces of Bi Yuntao and Yan Xiaokai disappeared again. They looked at each other and sighed in unison.

After a while, Yan Xiaokai said: "Brother Tao, why didn't you agree to Banhua just now? Don't you know the truth of getting the moon first when you are close to the water?"

Bi Yuntao rolled his eyes and said, "You refused, do I have the nerve to agree?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Weighing, this kind of thing, you are you, I am me, I refuse, it is because I don't want to owe her favor, but what about you? How can you talk to her if you don't owe her favor? You, you just want to save face and suffer."

Bi Yuntao shook his head, "In my eyes, there is no you and me, only us. Wherever you go, I will go. If you don't go to her place, I will accompany you."

Yan Xiaokai said without love: "How old are you, you still need someone to accompany you when you do everything, is it possible that when you and Ban Hua enter the bridal chamber, you also want me to accompany you?"

Bi Yuntao said: "If you are willing, I will definitely not object! Three pros should be fun, although I have never played two pros."

Yan Xiaokai was limp and paralyzed, "Do you dare to have a heavier taste!"

Bi Yuntao smiled hey, with a very petty look.

Seeing him like this, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help frowning and asked: "Hey, brother Tao, you know that I never like men, if you are really that or something, you should die as soon as possible." , we can only be brothers, not gay friends!"

"Bah!" Bi Yuntao spat at him contemptuously, then stretched out his hand and said, "Call your sister over and see if I'm the one!"

Yan Xiaokai went to pinch his neck, "My sister is only in her teens, can you do it?"

Bi Yuntao was pinched and stuck out his tongue, but he licked his lips with his tongue, "Although she is only a teenager, she seems to be well developed. I saw her wearing a bra last year or the year before last!"

Yan Xiaokai exerted more force on his hands, "You, you beast! You even sneaked a peek at my sister."

Bi Yuntao blushed from being pinched, "Don't you still peek at my sister taking a shower?"

"..."

The two fought passionately for a while, and gradually calmed down, and the problem naturally returned to the original point again.

Bi Yuntao frowned and said: "Xiao Kai, what do you think we should do? Is it possible to really go back to our place where the birds don't shit? If you are a woman, I will go back with you, at least When you're bored, you can find a field battle in the wilderness to pass the time. But you are a man, so we can't really have sex, can we?"

Yan Xiaokai said with contempt on his face: "Can't you think about it in a better way? We don't have women there anymore?"

Bi Yuntao said weakly: "Yes, there is. The tofu Xi Shi in the town is very good. The 36d breasts make people want to stretch their claws, but when I think of going back to that place where the birds don't shit, I can't get excited Son. Hey, you've had so many tricks lately, can't you be smarter this time?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I really want to, but my brain is sometimes not working, and it may not be working when it should be."

Bi Yuntao: "..."

After being speechless for a while, Bi Yuntao suddenly had an idea, "Hey, why don't we go find Fan Jian!"

Yan Xiaokai asked puzzledly: "Why are you looking for him?"

Bi Yuntao said: "Stupid you, don't you know that some good units and institutions often come to Dean Fan before the internship and ask him to recommend students with excellent character and learning to go to them for internships. Performance, if you perform well, you will be recruited directly, if you perform poorly, it will be treated as if nothing happened.”

Yan Xiaokai asked: "Who did you listen to?"

Bi Yuntao said ruthlessly: "Who did you hear that from? Everyone knows about it!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then why don't I know!"

Bi Yuntao spread his hands and said, "This can only mean..."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Does that mean there is something wrong with my character?"

Bi Yuntao shook his head, "No, it means that you are not human at all!"

Yan Xiaokai: "..."