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Du Ziteng lit a cigarette, puffed out the clouds leisurely, and then said to himself: "Yan Xiaokai, you think this person is strange. When I was expelled from school, my father sent me to Fighting to death, saying that I am not as good as you and Bi Yuntao. Look, a few years have passed, how is the situation, you are still a tinkling poor student, look at me, how am I now? Hey, Look at me!"

Yan Xiaokai turned around, glanced at him up and down, and said without expression: "It's no different, small eyes, flat nose, four ring teeth, big belly, bowed legs, even after spraying a bottle of perfume, it still smells like body odor!"

Du Ziteng made a big fuss, but feeling good about himself, he returned to normal in an instant. He turned around in a circle, stretched out his hand and flicked his suit and said, "See, Qipai's, more than 2000! You What brand are you wearing?"

Yan Xiaokai: "..."

Du Ziteng took out another mobile phone from his pocket, "Did you see it, Apple? Have you seen it? Oh, have you seen it before? What kind of mobile phone are you using now?"

Yan Xiaokai: "..."

Du Ziteng put away his phone, and raised the gleaming gold watch in his hand, "Look, I'm wearing a Rolex Cellini, fifty-six thousand. Hey, why is there nothing on your hand? Dai, oh, I forgot, you are still a poor student!"

Yan Xiaokai: "..."

Du Ziteng patted the car next to him again, "See, the 2013 Honda Accord, 23. How is it? Cool!"

Yan Xiaokai: "..."

After Du Ziteng showed off triumphantly, he said again: "My dad still asked me to retake the college entrance examination. I really don't know what it is. Is it a big deal? In my construction team, the foremen are all college students! "

Yan Xiaokai: "..."

Du Ziteng smiled and said, "So what about college students? Why don't you still work for me, a person who graduated from high school two years ago, and see how I behave with my tail between my cheeks."

Yan Xiaokai: "..."

Du Ziteng suddenly lowered his voice very meanly: "Hey, let me tell you a secret. In recent years, I have no hobbies. I just like sleeping with female college students. So far, I have slept with seven of them, and one of them is still a virgin." ! You said I was amazing!"

Yan Xiaokai really can't stay with this kind of person who doesn't know the so-called, because this person not only stinks, but also his heart, and the smell of smoke and nausea radiates from the inside, if he stays longer, he is afraid that he will be killed. It's disgusting, just at this time, I saw Bi Yu coming out from the market, so I left Du Ziteng who was talking to himself, and went up to meet him!

Du Ziteng was completely in the mood, wishing he could show off all the copper stink on his body, so as to tell others how stinky he was.Who knew that when he was working hard, Yan Xiaokai suddenly left him and walked forward.

Looking in the direction he was walking, he found that the glamorous, beautiful and glamorous Bi Yu was walking in style, his eyes immediately shone brightly, and hurried over, rushing to Bi Yu in front of Yan Xiaokai. In front of Yu.

"Yo, isn't this Bi Yu?"

Bi Yu stopped slightly, took a closer look, and found that the man dressed like a dog in front of him was Du Ziteng from the same village, and greeted him lightly, "Du Ziteng, long time no see!"

When Du Ziteng saw that Bi Yu was willing to talk to him, he immediately got excited and said in an exaggerated tone: "Yes, yes, it's been a long time!"

For the sake of the same village, Bi Yu originally wanted to have a chat with him, but when Du Ziteng's smoky smell hit her face, she couldn't help frowning, a big man , What kind of perfume do you wear?What's more, she was wearing a woman's perfume, which made her look masculine or feminine.

The smell was really unbearable, so Bi Yu quickened his pace and walked forward.

Du Ziteng hurriedly followed her, and said in an even more exaggerated tone: "Bi Yu, others say that women's colleges have undergone eighteen changes, and they become more and more colorful. This is wrong, but it was really struck by lightning. The last time I saw you, It seems to still have a snot! It’s so beautiful now, it looks like a fairy descended from the earth, I almost didn’t dare to recognize it just now.”

After hearing this, Bi Yu couldn't help but wonder, you said you are the same person and said the same thing, but why is there such a big difference?In this person's mouth, why is it so unpleasant?So he replied in a lukewarm way: "Really? Du Ziteng, you really love to joke!"

Du Ziteng said shamelessly: "Hey, I don't have any good qualities, I just have a sense of humor."

Bi Yu couldn't laugh or cry, didn't bother to talk to him anymore, and walked faster.

Du Ziteng chased after him and said courteously: "Bi Yu, I see you are carrying so many things, how heavy they are, let me help you carry them."

Bi Yu shook his head and said, "No need, I can move it."

Du Ziteng encountered a cold nail, but still didn't give up. A pair of squinting eyes kept lingering on her plump buttocks, and continued: "Are you going home? I just happened to come from Guangcheng came back and was about to go home, hey, look, my car is there, I will take you back!"

Bi Yu refused without thinking, "Thanks, no need!"

Just at this time, the slow Yan Xiaokai finally walked in front of her, and she handed him the things she was carrying in her hand.

After looking around, he found that Yan Xiao's car was gone, so he couldn't help asking, "Where's your car?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "A tire has been punctured, let it be repaired over there!"

Du Ziteng thought to himself, what kind of car can this poor man afford to drive?Isn't it just a broken motorcycle at most!

Thinking of this, he leaned forward and said, "Bi Yu, it's better to take my car. The seat is very comfortable. Not only can you blow on the air conditioner, but you can also listen to my brother. If you want to take his motorcycle, it doesn't block the wind or the wind." Dust, blowing all the way back, your pretty face will definitely turn into a little cat."

Bi Yu finally got a little impatient, and turned her head to look at Du Ziteng, but she didn't tell him what kind of car Yan Xiao was driving, but smiled and said: "Du Ziteng, I am different from others, others would rather Crying in a BMW than laughing on a bicycle. I am just the opposite. I would rather sit on a broken motorcycle and laugh and eat sand than sit in a car and cry and blow the air conditioner. So, you should save Province."

Du Ziteng: "..."

Yan Xiaokai gave a thumbs up and praised: "It has a personality, I like it!"

Bi Yu blushed and cursed softly, "Go!"

Yan Xiaokai laughed straight.

When Du Ziteng saw the two flirting with each other as if no one else was looking at them, he completely regarded himself as air, and secretly gritted his teeth.

At this moment, Li Baogen ran over, "Kaizi, Kaizi."

Yan Xiaokai said, "Uncle Gen, have you changed the tire?"

Li Baogen said with some embarrassment: "That car is too high-end, it seems to be a special edition of a limited edition classic, I used to play with the normal version, and I couldn't fit the spare tire no matter what I did."

Du Ziteng on the side immediately got excited again, Yin Yang said strangely: "Oh, this is new, a broken motorcycle with a spare tire?"

Li Baogen was stunned for a moment, then sneered and asked back: "Stomach hurts, have you ever seen a motorcycle with a spare tire?"

Du Ziteng said: "This... I'm so sorry, I've been living in a motorcycle-forbidden city all year round, let alone a motorcycle with a spare tire, I almost forgot what a motorcycle is like."

Although Li Baogen is in a small business, he has seen countless rich people, and he really looked down on this upstart who is as big as [-] million, so he immediately ran on him and said, "Oh, so you can't even I don’t remember my last name.”

Du Ziteng also became angry, "Hey, why are you talking? Shut up if you can't speak, no one will think you are dumb!"

Li Baogen sneered and said, "Stomach hurts, you should tell yourself this!"

Du Ziteng said: "You..."

Yan Xiaokai felt that there was really no need to waste time with such a person, so he stepped forward to tease Li Baogen and said, "Uncle Gen, I know how to put the spare tire down, let's go!"

Du Ziteng still said shamelessly: "A motorcycle with a spare tire, that's really rare, I'll go and see something new."

Li Baogen snorted coldly, without saying anything, nodded at Yan Xiaokai, and then took the lead towards his repair shop.

After arriving at Genji Auto Repair, Qiao Ziteng didn't see the motorcycle, but instead saw a brand new Land Rover Range Rover parked there. Even though it was covered with a little dust, it still couldn't conceal its power and arrogance.

When Yan Xiaokai opened the car door and got in, Du Ziteng was a little dumbfounded!

Seeing his stunned expression, Li Baogen asked with a sneer: "Stomach hurts, did you see it? This is the motorcycle with the spare tire you mentioned just now. How is it? Is it good-looking? Does it look as good as your old Honda?"

Du Ziteng's expression suddenly became exciting, red for a while, white for a while, and finally said: "Isn't it just over 100 million? What's the big deal. My net worth has exceeded 100 million now."

"More than 100 million?" Li Baogen sneered again, "This is a classic limited edition with the highest Land Rover. There is no 400 million, so don't even think about touching you. Just a broken Honda like you, one is worth twenty of you .”

Du Ziteng's face showed embarrassment, as if he had been slapped twenty times in a row, his face was so red that he couldn't say anything.

According to Zheng Peilin's instructions before returning, Yan Xiaokai put down the last row of seats, loosened the spare tire cock, and the spare tire was slowly put down.

Li Baogen didn't bother to ridicule Du Ziteng who didn't know what he was talking about anymore, so he installed the tires on his own.

"Okay, Kaizi, it's settled." Li Baogen clapped his hands, and then said: "I have called the tire supplier just now, and the tires will be delivered in two days. Telephone."

Yan Xiaokai nodded and said, "Uncle Gen, please. How much does it cost to change the tire?"

Li Baogen quickly waved his hands and said, "Hey, what money are you talking about, aren't you slapping uncle in the face!"

Yan Xiao laughed and said, "Then thank you Uncle Gen."

When Du Ziteng saw them standing there talking to themselves, he was completely treated as transparent, neither leaving nor staying, it was extremely embarrassing.

Yan Xiaokai opened the car door, and when he was about to leave with Bi Yu, he seemed to remember Du Ziteng, turned his head and said, "Stomach hurts, just now you said that the name is the problem of the protagonist and the supporting role. After thinking about it, I don't agree with it." , Who is the protagonist and who is the supporting role has nothing to do with the name, but with the character and appearance. What about some people? They are born to be the protagonist! Some people pop up halfway to be the protagonist! What about some people? , I won’t be able to be the protagonist until I die!”

Du Ziteng: "This..."

Yan Xiaokai said: "These three, which one do you think I belong to?"

Du Ziteng: "You..."

Yan Xiaokai said, "Which one do you think you belong to?"

Du Ziteng: "I..."

Yan Xiao laughed, got into the Land Rover with Bi Yu, and drove away.

Li Baogen looked at Du Ziteng who was still there, and said with a faint smile, "Stomach hurts. According to your appearance and character, I think the biggest possibility is the last one Kaizi mentioned."

Du Ziteng: "..."

Li Baogen laughed haha, turned around and walked into the shop.

The ironic laughter echoed in the air, making Du Ziteng feel hot on his face, as if he had been slapped several times. In the end, he could only turn around in disgrace, and got into his car in embarrassment... …