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Chapter 847
"Relax, be natural! If you dare to play tricks, I will stab you to death!"
When Tian Jie came out of the locker room with his glasses on, he had already pinned his badge, put on a mask, and put on a hat. Except for the torn jeans showing his knees in the hem of the white coat, he was almost flawless. But he still did not forget such a stern warning to the glasses doctor.
"Okay!" In order to save his life, the kind-hearted glasses doctor did not cooperate normally. He not only let him hold his arm, but also kept a smile on his face, pretending that he and Tian Jie were good friends, so good that they were in love with each other. The appearance of shooting.
As he was walking, Tian Jie inadvertently glanced sideways at the optician's face, and found that his eyes had passed through the glasses, and he couldn't help asking: "Where's the lens of your short-sighted glasses?"
The optician said aggrievedly, "Who said I have myopia glasses?"
Tian Jie asked in a daze: "Then what are you? Rimless glasses?"
The glasses doctor said: "Wrong, this is a square frame without glasses!"
Tian Jie: "..."
The glasses doctor explained very considerately: "The nurses in the department said that I am more refined, temperamental, and handsome when I wear glasses, but I am not nearsighted, but I want to pick up girls, so I had to wear this glasses without glasses. frame!"
Tian Jie was speechless for a moment, and finally couldn't help cursing: "Gentle scum."
After hearing this, the optician looked aggrieved, and opened his mouth to ask, "Brother, why do you have long hair, wear earrings, bone marrow T-shirts, and cut two holes in your jeans?"
For this question, Tian Jie didn't bother to answer, and was not in the mood to answer, just looked around vigilantly.
The optician saw that he was silent, and kindly answered for him: "Do you want others to think that you have a good personality and add a little charisma?"
Tian Jie was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look at the optician doctor more, because he gradually began to find this guy interesting, and he could even guess such a difficult thing to guess.
The optician said suddenly and weakly: "Brother, can I give you an evaluation?"
Tian Jie: "Huh?"
The optician said very bluntly: "You are an unrefined scum."
Tian Jie frowned, with murderous intent in his eyes.
The optician seemed to be ignorant, and continued to say to himself: "The reason why you want to be more attractive is not to pick up girls? How is it different from me? It's just that I look more refined, and you Just a little rough."
Tian Jie: "..."
The glasses doctor is obviously a chatterbox, and he talked endlessly, saying: "Brother, has anyone ever told you that your outfit doesn't suit you at all, your head is too round and your face There is also a little more meat, and it is not suitable for long hair at all. Also, at your age, it is not suitable for you to wear large T-shirts with printed patterns, which will make others feel that you are naive and naive. In addition, you Your legs are originally a bit of a turnip outer ring. Wearing such narrow-leg jeans will make your crotch look particularly empty, which makes people feel weird. Especially, it has long passed the point of wearing jeans to open on the knees. In the age of holes, you had to make two holes so abruptly, which is not only superfluous, but also not conducive to doing bed exercises, because your knees may be injured every minute. But I don’t think you have such a chance, because you In this way, it is very difficult to pick up girls. Judging from my many years of clinical experience and the experience of reading countless people, I am afraid that you are still an old virgin..."
The more Tian Jie listened, the darker his face became. In the end, it was so black that he looked like Bao Gong, and it was still Bao Gong who had been exposed to the sun, because the black was still red!
After passing through the electronic door of the ICU isolation ward, Tian Jie finally couldn't help but interrupted him angrily: "If you say a word again, I will definitely make you blood splatter seven steps, you will die, you will die!" Can't die anymore!"
The optician doctor was talking excitedly, but he suddenly said something like this, his expression changed, and he finally stopped the rest of the words.
He just kept walking, and when he was looking for Ward 502, Tian Jie saw that there were no policemen around, so he felt a little relaxed, and couldn't help asking curiously, "Then how do you think I should dress?"
The glasses doctor immediately became interested again when he heard the words, "First of all, you have to cut off your long hair and leave a short cut, so that your face will appear full of cheap meat... No, that's wrong, it's because you are showing your domineering arrogance. It’s fierce. If you want to be more mature, you can grow a little beard, but don’t grow a thin beard like mine, it’s not suitable for you, it will make you look rough like a pig killer, and what’s more, Don’t wear the t-shirt, change the shirt, a man wants to have a temperament, a snow-white shirt is the most suitable. And your jeans, change it too, the wide trousers are very good, although they can’t change you The congenital characteristics of long body and short feet, but at least it can cover up the fact that you are bowlegged!"
Tian Jie was stunned for a while, and couldn't help asking: "Can I get my sister in this way?"
The glasses doctor said: "This is not acceptable, because a person's appearance is given by his parents, and his temperament is innate. No matter how hard he tries the day after tomorrow, it will be difficult to change this iron-clad fact. But don't be too discouraged, because you do After these changes, although you won’t be able to catch the young, beautiful, juicy Bai Fumei, at least those middle-aged and elderly women will not dislike you.”
Tian Jie was really shocked by this remark, and finally shouted a little angrily: "Are you fucking molesting me?"
The glasses doctor sweated a bit, and corrected him: "Brother, this is not called teasing, but teasing, okay?"
Tian Jie was furious, "You..."
The optician suddenly said, "Brother, we're here!"
Tian Jie turned his head and looked at the side ward. He was already in ward 502, so he pushed him and said, "Open the door!"
The optician knocked on the door very cooperatively, then turned the handle and went in.
As soon as Tian Jie saw him enter the door, he immediately stretched out his hand and pushed him to the side, raised the dagger in his hand and rushed in. The speed was as fast as lightning, no less than that of Yu who can hide and hide. female.
Obviously, Tian Jie, who is not very intelligent, is actually a master among masters!
But when he rushed into the room, he was stunned, because the ward was not as crowded with policemen as he had imagined, not only were there no policemen, there were no people, and even the hospital beds were empty.
After being stunned for a moment, he pointed his dagger at the spectacle doctor who was standing against the wall and leaning against the side with his hands raised, "Where's the person?"
The optician murmured: "It's strange. The one who was here just now, why did he disappear after turning around?"
Tian Jie heard his voice weak, but there was a half-smile expression on his face, his heart skipped a beat, and he asked, "Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Tricking you?" The optician asked back, stretched out his hand and gently took off the glasses-free square frame on the eyes, and said with a smile: "Hehe, you finally found out?"
Tian Jie let out an angry roar, and was about to rush at the glasses doctor, but before he moved, there were already one more person in front of him and one behind him.
These two are both women, and the one standing in front of Tian Jie is wearing a white dress with a graceful figure.The one who appeared in front of the door was wearing a tight black shirt and black trousers, with a cool and elegant demeanor!
These two women with superb looks and refined temperament are none other than Yan Xiaokai's close maid Yu Nu and his old friend Wan Yanyu who just returned from a mission.
Yu Nu held a soft sword and pointed the sword point directly at Tian Jie, opened her mouth solemnly and vigilantly and said to Wanyan standing behind Tian Jie and the glasses doctor beside him: "Sister Wanyan, master, you should be careful, This is another unborn ninja warrior, definitely not something mortals can resist!"
Wan Yanyu said indifferently: "Since this is the case, then the three of us will go shoulder to shoulder!"
The man who can make Yu Nu call her master, there will never be another person in this world except Yan Xiaokai, he threw away the mirrorless square frame for pretense, and tore off the light mask stuck on his chin. With a light beard, he said disdainfully: "Ninja warrior? Very powerful? Do you need three people to fight together? Yunu, you underestimate yourself and him too!"
Yu Nu felt a little annoyed at being scolded like this, so she withdrew her soft sword angrily, "Okay, if the master doesn't believe in evil, then you can fight him one-on-one. Sister Wanyan, don't help the master either!"
Wan Yanyu also couldn't get used to Yan Xiaokai's Yelang arrogant face, so she put away her posture, stood by the door with her hands behind her back and said, "Okay, let's see how he makes a fool of himself!"
"Two heartless women, it's useless for me to spend so much effort on you!" Yan Xiaokai laughed and cursed heartlessly, and then said arrogantly: "Believe it or not, I only With just one finger, you can make this shit ninja warrior kneel and lick!"
As soon as the words came out, Wan Yanyu couldn't bear it any longer before Yu Nu said anything, and asked with a cold snort, "Really?"
In the hidden surveillance camera footage just now, both she and Yu Nu have seen Tian Jie attack the patient's family members. That sharp and ruthless skill is definitely ranked among the rare masters, and cannot be underestimated!As for Yan Xiaokai's weight, she is also very clear about it. If he fights alone, depending on his strength, maybe he can really win this guy, but it will definitely be a hard fight, and it is absolutely impossible to move Fingers can solve it.
Who knew that Yan Xiaokai responded without even thinking about it: "Of course it is true, pearls are not so real!"
Wan Yanyu sneered, "Okay, if you are really capable, I can kneel and lick you as much as you want!"
Yu Nu also echoed, "Me too!"
Yan Xiao laughed, and the old god said: "Okay, this is what you said!"
The two women glanced at each other, nodded in unison, and then moved sideways at the same time in a tacit understanding to make room. They wanted to see how this guy used one finger to deal with this ninja warrior.
Tian Jie was so despised by this little boy, he couldn't bear it any longer, as soon as the two women moved away, he immediately roared, raised his dagger and rushed towards Yan Xiaokai.
When Tian Jie came out of the locker room with his glasses on, he had already pinned his badge, put on a mask, and put on a hat. Except for the torn jeans showing his knees in the hem of the white coat, he was almost flawless. But he still did not forget such a stern warning to the glasses doctor.
"Okay!" In order to save his life, the kind-hearted glasses doctor did not cooperate normally. He not only let him hold his arm, but also kept a smile on his face, pretending that he and Tian Jie were good friends, so good that they were in love with each other. The appearance of shooting.
As he was walking, Tian Jie inadvertently glanced sideways at the optician's face, and found that his eyes had passed through the glasses, and he couldn't help asking: "Where's the lens of your short-sighted glasses?"
The optician said aggrievedly, "Who said I have myopia glasses?"
Tian Jie asked in a daze: "Then what are you? Rimless glasses?"
The glasses doctor said: "Wrong, this is a square frame without glasses!"
Tian Jie: "..."
The glasses doctor explained very considerately: "The nurses in the department said that I am more refined, temperamental, and handsome when I wear glasses, but I am not nearsighted, but I want to pick up girls, so I had to wear this glasses without glasses. frame!"
Tian Jie was speechless for a moment, and finally couldn't help cursing: "Gentle scum."
After hearing this, the optician looked aggrieved, and opened his mouth to ask, "Brother, why do you have long hair, wear earrings, bone marrow T-shirts, and cut two holes in your jeans?"
For this question, Tian Jie didn't bother to answer, and was not in the mood to answer, just looked around vigilantly.
The optician saw that he was silent, and kindly answered for him: "Do you want others to think that you have a good personality and add a little charisma?"
Tian Jie was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look at the optician doctor more, because he gradually began to find this guy interesting, and he could even guess such a difficult thing to guess.
The optician said suddenly and weakly: "Brother, can I give you an evaluation?"
Tian Jie: "Huh?"
The optician said very bluntly: "You are an unrefined scum."
Tian Jie frowned, with murderous intent in his eyes.
The optician seemed to be ignorant, and continued to say to himself: "The reason why you want to be more attractive is not to pick up girls? How is it different from me? It's just that I look more refined, and you Just a little rough."
Tian Jie: "..."
The glasses doctor is obviously a chatterbox, and he talked endlessly, saying: "Brother, has anyone ever told you that your outfit doesn't suit you at all, your head is too round and your face There is also a little more meat, and it is not suitable for long hair at all. Also, at your age, it is not suitable for you to wear large T-shirts with printed patterns, which will make others feel that you are naive and naive. In addition, you Your legs are originally a bit of a turnip outer ring. Wearing such narrow-leg jeans will make your crotch look particularly empty, which makes people feel weird. Especially, it has long passed the point of wearing jeans to open on the knees. In the age of holes, you had to make two holes so abruptly, which is not only superfluous, but also not conducive to doing bed exercises, because your knees may be injured every minute. But I don’t think you have such a chance, because you In this way, it is very difficult to pick up girls. Judging from my many years of clinical experience and the experience of reading countless people, I am afraid that you are still an old virgin..."
The more Tian Jie listened, the darker his face became. In the end, it was so black that he looked like Bao Gong, and it was still Bao Gong who had been exposed to the sun, because the black was still red!
After passing through the electronic door of the ICU isolation ward, Tian Jie finally couldn't help but interrupted him angrily: "If you say a word again, I will definitely make you blood splatter seven steps, you will die, you will die!" Can't die anymore!"
The optician doctor was talking excitedly, but he suddenly said something like this, his expression changed, and he finally stopped the rest of the words.
He just kept walking, and when he was looking for Ward 502, Tian Jie saw that there were no policemen around, so he felt a little relaxed, and couldn't help asking curiously, "Then how do you think I should dress?"
The glasses doctor immediately became interested again when he heard the words, "First of all, you have to cut off your long hair and leave a short cut, so that your face will appear full of cheap meat... No, that's wrong, it's because you are showing your domineering arrogance. It’s fierce. If you want to be more mature, you can grow a little beard, but don’t grow a thin beard like mine, it’s not suitable for you, it will make you look rough like a pig killer, and what’s more, Don’t wear the t-shirt, change the shirt, a man wants to have a temperament, a snow-white shirt is the most suitable. And your jeans, change it too, the wide trousers are very good, although they can’t change you The congenital characteristics of long body and short feet, but at least it can cover up the fact that you are bowlegged!"
Tian Jie was stunned for a while, and couldn't help asking: "Can I get my sister in this way?"
The glasses doctor said: "This is not acceptable, because a person's appearance is given by his parents, and his temperament is innate. No matter how hard he tries the day after tomorrow, it will be difficult to change this iron-clad fact. But don't be too discouraged, because you do After these changes, although you won’t be able to catch the young, beautiful, juicy Bai Fumei, at least those middle-aged and elderly women will not dislike you.”
Tian Jie was really shocked by this remark, and finally shouted a little angrily: "Are you fucking molesting me?"
The glasses doctor sweated a bit, and corrected him: "Brother, this is not called teasing, but teasing, okay?"
Tian Jie was furious, "You..."
The optician suddenly said, "Brother, we're here!"
Tian Jie turned his head and looked at the side ward. He was already in ward 502, so he pushed him and said, "Open the door!"
The optician knocked on the door very cooperatively, then turned the handle and went in.
As soon as Tian Jie saw him enter the door, he immediately stretched out his hand and pushed him to the side, raised the dagger in his hand and rushed in. The speed was as fast as lightning, no less than that of Yu who can hide and hide. female.
Obviously, Tian Jie, who is not very intelligent, is actually a master among masters!
But when he rushed into the room, he was stunned, because the ward was not as crowded with policemen as he had imagined, not only were there no policemen, there were no people, and even the hospital beds were empty.
After being stunned for a moment, he pointed his dagger at the spectacle doctor who was standing against the wall and leaning against the side with his hands raised, "Where's the person?"
The optician murmured: "It's strange. The one who was here just now, why did he disappear after turning around?"
Tian Jie heard his voice weak, but there was a half-smile expression on his face, his heart skipped a beat, and he asked, "Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Tricking you?" The optician asked back, stretched out his hand and gently took off the glasses-free square frame on the eyes, and said with a smile: "Hehe, you finally found out?"
Tian Jie let out an angry roar, and was about to rush at the glasses doctor, but before he moved, there were already one more person in front of him and one behind him.
These two are both women, and the one standing in front of Tian Jie is wearing a white dress with a graceful figure.The one who appeared in front of the door was wearing a tight black shirt and black trousers, with a cool and elegant demeanor!
These two women with superb looks and refined temperament are none other than Yan Xiaokai's close maid Yu Nu and his old friend Wan Yanyu who just returned from a mission.
Yu Nu held a soft sword and pointed the sword point directly at Tian Jie, opened her mouth solemnly and vigilantly and said to Wanyan standing behind Tian Jie and the glasses doctor beside him: "Sister Wanyan, master, you should be careful, This is another unborn ninja warrior, definitely not something mortals can resist!"
Wan Yanyu said indifferently: "Since this is the case, then the three of us will go shoulder to shoulder!"
The man who can make Yu Nu call her master, there will never be another person in this world except Yan Xiaokai, he threw away the mirrorless square frame for pretense, and tore off the light mask stuck on his chin. With a light beard, he said disdainfully: "Ninja warrior? Very powerful? Do you need three people to fight together? Yunu, you underestimate yourself and him too!"
Yu Nu felt a little annoyed at being scolded like this, so she withdrew her soft sword angrily, "Okay, if the master doesn't believe in evil, then you can fight him one-on-one. Sister Wanyan, don't help the master either!"
Wan Yanyu also couldn't get used to Yan Xiaokai's Yelang arrogant face, so she put away her posture, stood by the door with her hands behind her back and said, "Okay, let's see how he makes a fool of himself!"
"Two heartless women, it's useless for me to spend so much effort on you!" Yan Xiaokai laughed and cursed heartlessly, and then said arrogantly: "Believe it or not, I only With just one finger, you can make this shit ninja warrior kneel and lick!"
As soon as the words came out, Wan Yanyu couldn't bear it any longer before Yu Nu said anything, and asked with a cold snort, "Really?"
In the hidden surveillance camera footage just now, both she and Yu Nu have seen Tian Jie attack the patient's family members. That sharp and ruthless skill is definitely ranked among the rare masters, and cannot be underestimated!As for Yan Xiaokai's weight, she is also very clear about it. If he fights alone, depending on his strength, maybe he can really win this guy, but it will definitely be a hard fight, and it is absolutely impossible to move Fingers can solve it.
Who knew that Yan Xiaokai responded without even thinking about it: "Of course it is true, pearls are not so real!"
Wan Yanyu sneered, "Okay, if you are really capable, I can kneel and lick you as much as you want!"
Yu Nu also echoed, "Me too!"
Yan Xiao laughed, and the old god said: "Okay, this is what you said!"
The two women glanced at each other, nodded in unison, and then moved sideways at the same time in a tacit understanding to make room. They wanted to see how this guy used one finger to deal with this ninja warrior.
Tian Jie was so despised by this little boy, he couldn't bear it any longer, as soon as the two women moved away, he immediately roared, raised his dagger and rushed towards Yan Xiaokai.
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