Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

For several nights, the duck eggs have been like this, always sticking their feet into my bed.

Maybe I really want to share this kind of happiness with others, so I whispered to my boss: "This duck egg is really real, she keeps kicking me with her feet at night, so I can't sleep."

The boss smiled and said, "It's easy to handle. Why don't we just change the quilt secretly at night? Guaranteed to let you sleep well."

I thought for a while and said, "Okay." In fact, I didn't want to change my boss, but who made him my boss, and I dare not say "no" to him.Besides, I feel like he's just kidding me.

At night, Duck's feet fell asleep on my lap, and her parents also snored at different levels, and I was a little dazed.In the dark, Toutou beat me several times with his fists. At first I pretended to be annoying, until Toutou grabbed my ears and pinched my nose with his hands, and I had to change the bed with him.Before changing the quilt, I didn't forget to move Duck's feet into her own quilt first.

In the beginning, I struggled to stay awake, always wanting to see something, but in fact I couldn’t see anything in the dark, I could only hear it.Maybe because I was young, I was tired all day, and without the interference of duck eggs and feet, I fell asleep before I knew it.

When I woke up the next day, I saw that the quilt of the head was empty, and the quilt of the duck egg was also empty.

"You girl, the fire is burning outside, can't you see it?" Hearing Yadan's mother scolding in the kitchen, she knew that Yadan and her mother were cooking.

While I was getting dressed, I stared at the quilt of the head and the quilt of the duck egg, wondering what happened last night.

I even put my hand into Duck's quilt, I even felt her body temperature on the quilt, I even picked up a hair from the quilt and pinched it in my hand.

I heard Yadan Mama say again: "Why do you say you were so dazed early in the morning?"

At that time, I was mainly doing some chores, and the boss arranged for me to let the horses go. After eating, I could drive my horse to Nanshan.

That day, the horse was grazing on Nanshan, and I was lying on the grass with a grass root in my mouth and looked at the clouds passing by in the sky. I felt a little homesick.

In order not to miss home, I just wanted duck eggs. I sat up, took out a duck egg hair from a small cloth bag, and played with it in my hand.

"Niu Delu!" When I heard Dad Yadan call my name, I quickly put my hair back into the small cloth bag and stood up.

"I knew you were here! You kid is so stubborn, and you don't want to change the place to keep the horses. You see, the grass here is all eaten up."

"The cows and horses can't eat up, and the spring breeze blows and they are born again."

"Okay, don't show you are educated in front of me. I won't beat around the bush, let me tell you something. "

"what's up?"

"What do you think of our duck eggs?"

"Good."

"how good"

"This... is pretty good anyway."

"That's good, our duck is also a big girl, do you want to marry her as a wife?"

"This... I don't think about it yet."

Duck Dad stood up immediately, and said coldly: "Damn, why don't you think about this, why are you sleeping with her?"

"I didn't wow!"

"Still cheating! My daughter told me that you crawled into her bed in the middle of the night."

"I do not have."

"You still don't admit it?!"

Duck Dad raised his fist angrily, but put it down again.

I knew that Toutou must have crawled into Yadan's bed, but I didn't want to betray him, no matter what Yadan's father said, I just refused to admit it.

Moreover, since the duck egg has put my head to sleep, I have no responsibility to marry the duck egg as my wife.Therefore, the duck egg dad said whatever he wanted, but I just clung to the root of the egg: I didn't sleep, I won't marry.

Duck Dad left angrily, and said as he walked, "I don't believe I can't cure you?!"

I am not afraid of his words at all. After all, I have done nothing wrong, and I am not afraid of ghosts calling the door.And looking at his despondent look, I actually found it funny.

Of course, when I thought of the duck egg that let Tou Tou fall asleep, I felt very regretful, and when I thought of the fact that Tou Tou had slept with the duck egg, I felt a lot of jealousy in my heart...

Damn, in this world, all the good girls let the dog###!

Little did I realize that I was headed for disaster.

Just when I was about to drive my horse back, a few good comrades-in-arms came to Nanshan, tied me up, threw me into a small dark room, and began to interrogate me by the big nianyu.

"I want to meet the boss!"

"The boss doesn't want to see you. You big rascal!"

"I'm not a hooligan."

"Be honest, the boss said, as long as you admit that you slept with his daughter, he will let you go. You know our discipline. If Grandpa Niu finds out about this, your head will be lost." !"

The grandpa Niu he was talking about was Niu Gao.

"It's better for Grandpa Niu to know about this matter. He's definitely not listening to wind and rain like you are. He will definitely investigate and find out."

"Hmph, this kind of thing doesn't bother Grandpa Niu, and the boss doesn't need to show up. I will definitely give the Yadan family a good explanation."

I sneered: "He is so despicable, obviously he slept with someone else's daughter, how could he blame me?"

"You're really interesting. Duck said it himself. You slept with her. How can you deny it?"

"That night, I slept against the wall, with the duck's egg on my head. I can tell you the details..."

Big Nianyu and my comrades-in-arms listened to me curiously and patiently, and then burst out laughing.

Da Nianyu said: "Niu Delu, wow Niu Delu, what a pity! You are really a genius, you can make up stories. It seems that being educated is different. Who believes what you say? Do you believe it? Is it? Anyway, I don’t believe it. Come on, fix it for me first.”

He said it lightly, but in fact he was going to get serious.I have a strong sense of cooperation, and I voluntarily lay down on the ground, pouted my buttocks, waited, waited, and instead of being hit by the board while waiting, I passed out while waiting.

Two people walked over holding the board, one of them was my buddy Yang Zi, he didn't dare to look at me, but I believe he will show mercy.

The brothers are not bad, it really doesn't hurt me to beat me.But if I beat too much, no matter what the severity is, there must always be a good hit. I either grinned or ouched in pain.

Big Nian Yu said: "Damn, do you know how to hit someone? Are you looking for a beating!"

As soon as this sentence was said, the board obviously became energetic, which made me a little overwhelmed.

It's not that I haven't been spanked by my dad before, but I haven't experienced this kind of spanking to death.

In pain, I heard the slamming of the door and the heart-piercing cries of duck eggs outside the door: "Let go of Niuzi! Let go of Niuzi! I am willing. It has nothing to do with him! Let him go!..."

Duck usually calls me Niuzi.

I was so moved after hearing her words.It's a pity it wasn't me, it's a pity that it wasn't me who slept with her.I really didn't know how to sleep with girls then.

In this way, under the chaotic board, I fell asleep in a daze.

It wasn't until I opened my eyes that I found that I was lying on the ground of this hut, surrounded by darkness, and I felt the tattered clothes, and the clothes and my skin stuck together due to the appearance of some kind of red.

What is this called?The girl let others sleep, and let me take the blame.

If it doesn't work out, the boss may really put me to death.

It is said that the human heart is sinister, but I did not expect it to be so sinister.he***.

Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. Many people must know about this kind of thing, and there is no doubt that I slept with a duck's egg, because even the duck himself thinks so.

There is no way to prove my innocence.