Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

I pinched Mrs. Meng back and forth, and I didn't make too many mistakes. I was basically a gentleman. After all, this was the first time I treated her. After all, this is Meng Xingjiao's sister-in-law.

Actually, I didn't use this to take advantage of Mrs. Meng.I saw with my own eyes that my grandfather healed the ears of my neighbor, Aunt Wu, in this way.

I read the "Huangdi Neijing" later, and it is also well documented.

Of course, copying is not enough, you have to adapt to the person.

My grandfather Niu Yaoshi not only cured Aunt Wu's ears, but also cured the ears of many women.For a long time, it is pinching and pressing, and physical touch is second. It is normal for some emotional and extra emotional things to happen. It is also normal to have various rumors about my grandfather and so-and-so of.

Now, I imitate my grandfather, and I don't know whether such a normal thing will happen to Mrs. Meng.Everything can only be random.

The child is crying.I had to discontinue my treatment.

Mrs. Meng said, "I almost fell asleep", while hugging the child on the bed.

Mrs. Meng went to Mother Meng's room while breastfeeding the child.

After a while, Mrs. Meng went to the yard to catch chickens.

I saw that she was struggling to catch her, so I went to help her.

Of course, in the process of catching chickens, I will touch Mrs. Meng intentionally or unintentionally or when I find opportunities. I have learned this kind of problem with men.

A black chicken was finally caught by me. Mrs. Meng tied the two chicken legs with a string, and the joy of victory appeared on my face.

Sister-in-law Meng sharpened her knife to kill chickens, so I said, "Sister-in-law, let me do it."

"can you?"

"What can't men do?"

Although I was a cook in the barracks, I have never done the job of killing chickens. Usually, Yang Zi does it. Yang Zi kills chickens, sheep, pigs, and dogs. Come on, it looks neat.Although I have never killed a chicken, I can understand it after watching a lot.What's more, what is a chicken for a person who has ridden me as a "flying lump"?

I wanted to show my hand in front of this woman, but this woman walked away as if she didn't take it seriously.

My enthusiasm has waned by more than half.But I still made a more exaggerated movement, stepped on the chicken leg with one foot, grabbed the chicken wing with the other hand, and began to saw the chicken's neck and let the blood out.

Just heard a shout: "The general kills chickens - overqualified! Brother, can you do it?"

I looked up and saw that two good brothers, Meng and Jiao, were limping back with their horses.

I didn't answer, I threw the knife and threw the chicken to the ground, the chicken fluttered a few times and then stopped moving.

I stood up and rubbed my hands super quickly and said, "Jiao Xiandi, what do you mean by me?"

Meng Xingjiao said: "Yes, Xingmeng, look at how agile the elder brother was doing just now!"

Jiao Xingmeng nodded again and again: "That's it, that's it, this chicken is really well killed!"

I asked, "What's wrong with your legs?"

Meng Xingjiao said while tying the horse: "Don't mention it, what kind of stinky horse is this? It doesn't look very good, and it's a damn loser of temper. I haven't been riding for a long time, it jumped high and kicked. It threw me off. How could I obey it? I rode on it again and threw me off again. This time my leg hit the stone and I didn’t dare to ride anymore. When I came back, Xingmeng was not convinced. Try it, the result is worse than mine."

"Who said, I'm much stronger than you." Jiao Xingmeng kicked his right leg and walked a few steps.

I said: "No one can ride a horse like this!"

At this time, Mrs. Meng poured water into the basin to scald the chicken and pluck its feathers.

Jiao Xingmeng said: "Sister-in-law, let me come."

Jiao Xingmeng untied the rope from the chicken leg, put the chicken into the water, and the chicken thumped, splashing hot water on his face.

Jiao Xingmeng stood up and took a few steps back, "Brother, what kind of chicken did you kill?!"

The chicken actually jumped out.

We hurried to chase.

The chicken still had the strength to fly over the fence, but of course it didn't work.

Finally Meng Xingjiao caught it, picked up an ax and chopped off the head of the chicken, and threw it to Jiao Xingmeng.

Jiao Xingmeng began to pluck the hair.

I was very puzzled: "This chicken is obviously dead, how can it come back to life?"

Jiao Xingmeng said: "What brings the dead back to life? You didn't kill him at all!"

Meng Xingjiao said: "I can't blame my elder brother, I only blame this chicken for being so cunning that it pretended to be dead."

I said, "There are many reasons. One is that the knife is too blunt, the other is that the chicken is too tenacious, and the third is that Brother Jiao Xian, you shouldn't have untied the rope so early, and you have to see if it is dead or not."

After staying with Wang Yuanwai for a long time, I also learned to reason, to analyze problems, and to say one, two, three.

Jiao Xingmeng actually said: "Brother is right, anyway, you are not at fault."

I said, "It's not without my mistakes, and I've also deeply realized who told me to be too merciful and not be as cruel as Meng Xingjiao."

After I admitted my mistake, no one said anything.

After being stunned for a while, I started to change the subject, until the food and wine were served, we still talked one sentence at a time without playing.

They took the initiative to ask about the experience of going to the Mountain of Beasts, and I either pruned off the leaves or told them a whole story, so as to restore my stalwart image after killing chickens.

Naturally, it also talked about my leading soldiers to fight.This has to be edited now, of course, because people usually ask these questions, and if there are too many answers, it will not be a problem.

I ate, drank, and talked, spitting and staring, "Once I led a thousand soldiers to chase after a rebel army. When I chased Luanshigang, there were ten thousand rebels, and they were holding some women." Indulge in eating, drinking and having fun. At night, I went straight into the bandit camp alone, shouting loudly, "The army has arrived, surrender quickly, I can save your life, and we will share the fame." The bandits panicked and begged for mercy, and knelt to toast me. , drank it down in one gulp, and all the thieves surrendered."

Meng Xingjiao said, "Brother is really brave."

Jiao Xingmeng said: "Don't look at the elder brother who can't kill chickens, he still has two skills to scare the enemy."

I took off my robe and threw it to the side, revealing my broad waist and thick shoulders, and pretended to be angry: "Jiao Xiandi, is it over yet? Can you not mention this chicken thing?"

Meng Xingjiao said, "Fine for fine wine!"

"Why?"

"Just because you said something wrong."

"Drink and drink!"

Jiao Xingmeng drank it down in one gulp.

Meng Xingjiao happily shared a chicken leg with Jiao Xingmeng and me, and said, "Xingmeng, why can't you say such a good chicken leg can't stop your mouth?"

Jiao Xingmeng stood up and said, "Wine fine!"

Meng Xingjiao said, "Did I say something wrong?"

Jiao Xingmeng happily explained: "Brother just said, don't mention this."

Jiao Xingmeng had a long mind, and instead of saying "chicken", he pointed to the chicken on the plate with his chopsticks.

Meng Xingjiao picked up the cup and drank it down. He opened his robe, showing his chest hair, and said, "I'm afraid I'm going to be in a hurry, I won't pour a thousand cups!"

Jiao Xingmeng pointed with chopsticks and said, "Drink! Drink!"

Meng Xingjiao also had a heart, and argued, "What to drink, what to drink and what to drink, these are two different things."

Jiao Xingmeng said: "As long as you bring that word, it's not okay. This is also a kind of respect for the eldest brother, isn't it?"

Meng Xingjiao said "I've served you", and drank it down again.

We were drinking and laughing, and after a while, Meng Xingjiao was so drunk that he was under the table, so we had to help him into the bedroom.

When I was leading the horse to leave, Mrs. Meng came out to see me off.I looked back and she smiled at me.

At the fork in the road, Jiao Xingmeng was very concerned, "Brother, are you okay, do you want me to see you off?"

"What is this little wine?" He clenched his fist and bid farewell to him, jumped on his horse, and left in the dust.

As the moon goes, so do the horses.

When I returned to Caohua’s house, I returned the horse, and Caohua sent me out. I was about to hold her hand, but she slapped me hard, "See how you drink? Go back to sleep!"

"I'm quite sober, what is this drink?"

I pinched Caohua's hand and turned away.

When we arrived at Wang Yuanwai's house, only Lin Moyu's room was still lit.

When passing by that house, I heard Mo Yu's cry.

There is no one else in the room, which is the result of my judgment.Of course, in normal times, I might be worried that Wang Yuanwai is in her room, and I dare not enter it even if I want to.I didn't care about anything that night, and thought viciously, it would be better if I bumped into this dog and man.

Etiquette is still required, I gently knocked on the door.

The door actually opened.

"Come in." Lin Moyu whispered.

She closed the door, and went to the dressing table again to bring rain.

I found a wooden chair and sat down.

"Moyu, what's wrong?"

"nothing?"

"Then why are you crying?"

"Do not bother me."

I stopped talking, and silently watched her pitiful appearance.

Some women, if you rush to ask her, she may not say anything, but if you don’t ask, she will rush to tell you.Sure enough, after a while, Mo Yu asked, "Sir, what do you mean by dreaming?"

"Of course I think about it every day and dream at night. What? Did you have a nightmare?"

"Last night, I dreamed that a scorpion crawled on me."

"Did it sting you?"

"That's not true. But I feel terrible. When I woke up from the dream, my pillow was full of tears, and I always felt that the dream was not good. Sure enough, when I was tidying up my uncle's room, a vase fell and broke. The king watched Afterwards, I got angry and scolded me a few times, thinking about it now, I feel aggrieved, I didn’t even touch the vase, it fell by itself, can you blame me?”

"Can't you tell him clearly?"

"He doesn't believe what he says, and it's on my head!"

"The same goes for Wang Yuanwai, so what if you really broke it? Isn't it just a broken vase?"

"He said it was a treasure, and he planned to give it to Gu Zhixian for a walk around, but he was always reluctant, but he didn't expect it to fall into pieces."

"Don't clean up his room in the future."

"He only asked me to clean it up, saying that I cleaned it up and looked comfortable."

"Okay, what's the use of crying? After a long time, Wang Yuanwai forgot about it. The bottle's lifespan is up, and it has to be broken."

Lin Moyu burst into laughter, "It's the first time I've heard that the bottle still has longevity, your words are really interesting!"

No matter Lin Moyu is crying or smiling, she is very beautiful, I really want to hug her.