Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

Liu Xia'an said that he sent two big gifts, everyone was puzzled, only heard Fu Rong say: "General Niu is indeed very courageous, he stepped forward and kicked, but if this young man hadn't bluffed and retreated, he would have been Seal the throat with one sword. With one sword, there are two great gifts, one for General Niu and one for my father. One is loyalty and the other is trust. Think about it, these two great gifts Isn't it very valuable?"

Everyone sighed: "Yes, yes! This is worth more than any gift!"

"Boss friend! Why don't you let your father let me go?" Liu Xia'an was proud.

"However, your way of playing is too boring and annoying, and you should be punished. As for how to punish you, it's none of my business." Saying that, Fu Rong led the dog and left.

Liu Xia'an shouted: "Girl stay!"

Furong actually turned her head, with a smile in her eyes, not to mention how uncomfortable I was.

"My daughter is right. What do you think?" Wang Yuanwai turned around and asked Grass Flower Dad.

Grass Flower Dad said: "Now this young man really doesn't know what to think. What's the point of playing such tricks? It's a waste of time! It's too childish! Let the big guy go first!"

"Okay!" Wang Yuanwai waved his hand, and everyone let go of the big man.

Liu Xia'an said, "Why are you people from Taidi Village acting like this? You can't even take a joke!"

The second fool said: "If you talk about people in our village, be careful that I will knock your dog teeth off!"

Wang Yuanwai asked: "General Niu, you can do whatever you want with him, I will hand him over to you. Come on, big toad, let's play chess."

Wang Yuanwai left with Cao Hua Dad.

I glanced at everyone and asked, "Everyone tell me how to deal with this Liu Xia'an?"

Some told Wang Feng to whip him, some said he was tied up like this for three days and three nights, some said he was given pepper water...

I took the sword and walked towards Liu Xia'an, and asked as I walked, "Do you want to see how I killed people before?"

Before I could get close to him, Liu Xiaan got scared and shouted: "Grass flower, grass flower!"

Caohua ran in front of me and stopped me, "Slow down!"

I whispered, "You think I really killed him? But I have to let him bleed a little!"

Cao Hua smiled, "Let him go quickly. I just wanted to joke with you. This was all my idea, and even the big man didn't know about it."

I thought to myself, what Furong said was most likely trying to relieve him, could it be that you also fell in love with this Liu Xia'an, and made up something for him?I stared at the grass and flowers, and could not see any flaws.

I was a little angry, "Then you let him stab me with a sword, and don't stab Wang Yuanwai! How did you make Wang Yuanwai look at me? You really thought I was going to murder for money. Thanks to my kick at that time!" "

Caohua took my hand and said coquettishly: "Am I wrong? I didn't expect it to be so complicated. I just want him to scare Wang Yuanwai when you stand with Wang Yuanwai and see how you react..."

I put the sword down and looked around.The people around me were also looking at me, and they finally saw that I was not sincerely killing people, and most of them had disappointment on their faces.At this time, they heard the cry of the pig, and everyone dispersed, clamoring to see Butcher Hu butcher the pig!

I waved my hand: "Untie!"

No one paid me any attention.

I was afraid that everyone didn't understand, so I shouted in a simple way: "Come back, both of you, untie the rope for him."

A few people turned their heads, smiled and continued to run towards the sound of pigs.

I had no choice but to untie Liu Xiaan together with the big man.

Liu Xia'an cupped his fists at me, "How offending!"

I shook my head and said, "It means you are still young! How can you listen to a woman?"

The big man said: "Come on, let's go to see the slaughter of pigs too!"

We went there and saw that the pig jumped off the big table, and the rope let it break free, blood was still dripping from the neck, and I found that Liu Xiaan yelled like a woman and covered her eyes.

"The pig is crazy! It will bite people to death!" Zhang Dazui yelled, and everyone fled in all directions in a panic.

The second fool jumped at the pig but failed to catch it, and made a fuss.My two brothers, Meng and Jiao, were still bullish, and they attacked back and forth. The pig that had been stabbed was naturally not good, and was held down by the two brothers.

The stupid man who stood up kicked Butcher Hu's dazed ass: "You mother, hurry up!"

Butcher Hu shook his hand and stabbed the wild boar. Now the pig kicked its legs and died, and everyone gathered around to watch again.

Butcher Hu shook his head while holding the knife, "I've never seen such a pig! I've never seen such a pig!"

He opened his mouth wide and said, "Hey, this pig is fine? I think it is, Butcher Hu kills pigs—weak (rao) weak!"

Everyone laughed.

At this moment, Liu Xia'an put down his hands covering his eyes.

Brothers Meng and Jiao walked towards me, their faces were spattered with blood, Liu Xia'an turned around and ran away.

Meng Xingjiao said, "Brother, if it wasn't for the two of us just now..."

"I've seen it all!" I gave them both thumbs up!

Jiao Xingmeng said: "How can we say that we are also the general's younger brother? Can we make others look down on our brothers?"

The big man said: "That is, that is!"

Meng Xingjiao patted the big man on the shoulder, "Second brother, why did your cousin walk away after seeing us, is he afraid of us?"

The big man said: "My cousin is afraid of dogs and blood. He will run away when he sees your face covered with blood! Besides, he is quite courageous, even daring to sleep in a cemetery! "

Jiao Xingmeng said: "Afraid of dogs and blood? Wait a minute, and see how I call him a dog blood sprayer. How dare he play tricks on my elder brother?"

Meng Xingjiao said: "Second brother, you are you, and your cousin is your cousin! You tell him, we listen to elder brother, if elder brother wants to treat him well, we will do it, and if elder brother wants to punish him, we will punish him!"

I said: "Your second brother's cousin is naturally our cousin, we have to act like an older brother, don't we? Don't care about him like him!"

Meng and Jiao said, "That's true!"

I shouted: "Huan'er!"

Huan'er ran over.

"Take the two of you to wash your face."

Huan'er responded and left with Meng and Jiao.

It's time for dinner, eating and drinking, talking and laughing, there are so many people talking, it's very lively.

Zhang Dazui said: "Everyone be quiet! How about I practice my mouth for everyone?"

Everyone said: "Good!"

Opening his mouth wide, he knocked on the bowl with his chopsticks. Not to mention, the sound was crisp and rhythmic...

Zhang Dazui went to the outside of Wang Yuan, and began to talk nonsense: "Taidi Village, there are capable people! Grandpa Wang Desheng, rich and famous, has a good reputation for educating people. Daughter Furong is amazing in the world, and son Wang Feng is the smartest .Being a concubine in the palace, and being famous in the Song Dynasty!"

Wang Yuanwai couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, he opened his mouth wide and walked in front of Cao Hua's father, Cao Hua's father waved his hands and laughed...

Opened his mouth and said: "Don't wave your hands, don't haha, some people call you grass flower daddy, some people call you big toad, I think you are a big fool! Everyone on the mountain of beasts is afraid, you climb the mountain into the forest and call it chatter, you hacked the Three Kingdoms!" Zhang Fei, you are as naive as a baby, you don’t dislike being poor or being rich, you have two for others, fools are blessed with fools, there is a girl named Cao Hua, you must marry a good family!"

Cao Hua looked at me with a blushing face, and walked towards me with her mouth wide open. I laughed before he spoke...

"General Niu, what are you laughing at? You can't become a flower if you smile any more, it's just a big wax gourd anyway!"

Everyone laughed, Lin Moyu couldn't hold back her laughter, maybe she remembered the "rotten winter melon" that Furong once said.

"Big winter melon, big winter melon, you will be a golden bump in the future! Hold a spear, ride a big horse, and walk around the world with a beautiful woman in your arms..."

The crowd applauded, and they opened their mouths even more proudly, so they continued to talk nonsense. After talking about me, they talked about several characters in succession, making everyone laugh from ear to ear...

Wang Yuanwai let him rest for a while, rewarded him with a few glasses of wine, opened his mouth wide and then closed it.

Wang Yuanwai shouted: "Er crooked!"

Wang Feng stood up.

Wang Yuanwai said: "Bring a few people, bring out the piano, let your sister play two pieces, and cheer up General Niu!"

I was worried that it would be even worse if Furong didn't come, so I stood up and said, "No need, it may be inconvenient if Miss doesn't come out, so don't force it!"

Wang Yuanwai waved to Wang Feng, "Go quickly."

Liu Xia'an stood up and said, "I'll follow, don't you believe she won't come?"

The big man tugged Liu Xia'an, but Liu Xia'an ignored him, but followed Wang Feng and left with the two servants.

Wang Yuanwai said: "Today is in a hurry. Besides, we are also small villages and small households. It is said that a general should invite a music workshop for his birthday, right? It's just that there are no good music workshops in our locality, and it is far away from the county. Give General Niu a good time. Come, let's toast together to wish General Niu every success!"

Everyone drank their glasses.

I toasted back and said: "Everyone is together, just for fun. When I was at home, I was poor, and I didn't celebrate my birthday. I went to the army to fight in the Middle East, and I didn't have time to celebrate my birthday. Today, I have received a lot of love from the members and fellow villagers. Pity, it's my luck for Niu's three lives! It's just that tomorrow, Niu will not know where he is... No matter where I am, I will never forget the folks here. We are happy to meet each other with a glass of strong wine, and we cherish it in a few words! , I respect all of you!"

Everyone drank their cups.

Meng Xingjiao wiped his eyes, held his cup and said: "Brother is well said, but it sounds like he wants to say goodbye to us, so as not to make me feel uncomfortable. I am a rough person, and I can't come up with any words. I wish you all the best of luck after drinking this cup, and wish my elder brother whatever he wants!"

Feng Tuzi said: "Look, this old Meng doesn't talk, he doesn't talk, he talks better than opening his mouth."

Everyone laughed and drank it all.Many people's heads turned in the same direction.

As brother Meng said, I can do whatever I want, the servant carries the piano, Wang Feng and Liu Xiaan follow closely behind, and Furong walks slowly...

Liu Xiaan sat down opposite me, his face was full of complacency.

No one spoke, but looked at Furong. Furong sat in front of the piano, looked around, then bowed her head in silence. When the strings of the piano were lightly plucked, ancient music rang out, which was "Yangchun".

Liu Xia'an couldn't help drawing his sword and dancing.

Lin Moyu whispered to me: "Could it be Xiang Zhuang's sword dance?"

I whispered: "Even if he is Xiang Zhuang, Wang Yuanwai is not Pei Gong?"

Grass Flower gave me a hand, "Don't talk nonsense, what's the matter with male and female!"

Under Cao Hua's nose, Mo Yu boldly gave me a hand, "I'm afraid you are Pei Gong!"

While talking, Liu Xia'an really danced towards me, I couldn't help feeling nervous.