Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

"Fan Yitong!" Shui Shangjuan shouted sharply.

"Big brother!"

"Don't call me big brother! I just want to hear you tell the truth, what is the relationship between you and this man? Why did he lie and say that he is a servant of Lu Yuan's family?"

"Brother, I'm telling the truth. He used to buy my fish all the time. As for whose servant he was, I didn't ask in detail. He said to go to the other side of the river, so I took it to the other side of the river. After all, it used to be mine. Old customer."

"It's really strange, this gourd is supposed to be thrown from your boat."

Fan Yitong said: "Brother, a gourd can float, so how can you say it was thrown from my boat?"

"You're right. I'm not being arrogant or unreasonable, but we have patrolled the entire water area, and we have never seen a gourd thief. There are a few strangers on your boat."

"Brother, I have reported to you a long time ago, and I have recruited some new brothers, and you praised me at that time, and asked me to vigorously recruit soldiers and build ships."

"Well, I know that too."

The prostitute on the water walked up to me again, his heart might be scratching a bit, "What's your name?"

"My name is Zhou Farun!"

"Then why do you say that you are a servant of Lu Yuan's family? What do you want to do? Tell me! If there is a lie, I will sink you into the bottom of the lake. I have no patience!"

Copy, I really don’t know how to edit it after much deliberation!I was in a state of confusion, so I had to look down at the somewhat nondescript thing with the red ribbon tied on it.

If it is said that I am the new owner of Funiu Village in the near future, and I only want to see my old lover for the last time when I come to Jingui Lake, it will be even more troublesome. Maybe Dong Jie and Fan Yitong will be even more implicated.

It seems that the kung fu of making up nonsense really has to be called kung fu.

"Let me tell you the truth! Some of our brothers suspect that you are a spy from Huluzhai. Are you trying to get an idea of ​​our Golden Turtle Lake? I heard that you have a new king named Niu Xian, and you are pretending to be some general. It's ridiculous! Did he send you here? Tell me! If you don't tell me, you'll be rewarded!" The water prostitute was really in a hurry, and he said a lot without me saying anything.

The lies in my heart finally came out naturally. "Your Majesty is really wise, you really know the details! I fled to Ruye County and did a part-time job for Mr. Lu's family. Because I was a little lazy, I was kicked out of Lu's house. Sometimes, in order to save face, I lied that I was Mr. Lu. From outside the staff."

"Then why do you say it's a funeral?"

"At that time, I thought that if you heard such unlucky things, you wouldn't take me to 'Fish and Water', because I was really in a hurry."

"What's the hurry?

"It's hard to say."

I felt my face was hot, maybe it was really red.

"Speak! You've got your butt naked, so what's wrong with you?"

I whispered, "I'm going to meet my friend."

A burst of laughter.

"Which one is your date?"

I wanted to say that it was Fu Rong, the daughter of the prince of Taidi Village, but then I thought if the prostitute in the water had an evil heart to fight openly and secretly, wouldn't it bring disaster to Fu Rong?It suddenly occurred to me that Lan Yan'er had told me more than once that Wu Niang of Beimen's family was promiscuous, so I might as well weave it on her.Anyway, I heard that Beimen's family is not easy to mess with.

"Say it! Let alone cut off your head!"

"Fifth Niang of the Beimen Family."

The prostitute on the water laughed loudly, "I think you are talking nonsense, you can't even enter the Beimen house, do you think that Wu Niang is crazy?"

"Hey, if you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do. My appearance is not ugly, it can only be regarded as peculiar. Anyway, I still look quite attractive. Of course, this is not my bragging. It is Beimen Wuniang on the bed. I praised me on the spot. You have seen my figure, let alone..."

"Fart!" Shuishang looked very angry, "Don't keep talking about yourself, I want to hear how you hooked up with Wu Niang?"

"I know a little bit about medical skills. In order to make a living, I pretended to be a quack doctor and walked around the streets. One day, I didn't want to meet Wu Niang. She invited me into her house to see a doctor for her, and it turned out to be good. As soon as we got acquainted , naturally each has its own needs.”

The whore on the water moved his adam's apple in front of me. "What's wrong with Wu Niang?"

"Do you want to say that too?"

"necessary!"

"Oh, it's hard to say!"

"Stop fucking nonsense, talk!"

"Her lower body often has a stench, so she was neglected by the officials of the North Gate. It was I who cured her, so she was favored by the officials of the North Gate."

"But when I went to Yushui Huan to meet you, you didn't look like a doctor?"

"I can't keep pretending to be a doctor either? The doctor is too eye-catching."

"Wu Niang of the North Gate is really your good friend?"

I nodded.

"Then do you know what her name is?"

"Her surname is Zuo, and her nickname is Qingqing."

"Zuo Qingqing! How annoying! How annoying! I've always wanted to get Zuo Qingqing, but I failed a few times, and I let your dog do it! Whoever the fuck you are, don't say anything, Shen Hu !"

I copied, how could this be the result of making up nonsense for a long time?

A water thief pointed at Dong Jie and asked, "My lord, what's wrong with this little girl?"

"What can I do? There is nothing wrong with her. Send it back to 'Yushuihuan'. If you want to try something new, go to her. Untie Fan Yitong and Xiaojie, and let them see how this animal who slept with Zuo Qingqing is. It's sinking slowly."

Dude, it seems that it's okay to sleep with others, but it's okay to sleep with Zuo Qingqing.Today's nonsense is all made up to the point.

I was escorted to the edge of the island.

The moon is still like a hook.It's still beautiful, but I don't care to watch it.

Just watch Dong Jie before you die.

Cough, this woman is not worried about me at all.However, this is also good, the more ruthless you are to me, the less you will be implicated.

I just heard the water prostitute said: "When you are dying, I will let you die clearly. On that day, I was doing fortune-telling on the side of the road, and the man only wrote me eight words, 'Water hero, full of green eyes', I will ask again He, he didn't say anything. At this time, a lady came, and the fortune-teller Plop knelt down for her, saying that she had the appearance of a princess. He turned around and left without saying anything else. This lady is indeed It's lovely, I wanted to see her more, but I didn't expect her to be carried away after getting into the sedan chair. Later, I found out that she was Wu Niang from Beimen's family. After further inquiring, I found out that she was called Qingqing. It seems that I, a hero on the water, will be full of green eyes one day. I have made an oath that anyone who has slept with Zuo Qingqing should be killed. I didn’t expect you to be the first, what an honor!"

At this time, I didn't want to say anything and closed my eyes.

A few water thieves dropped a stone on me, lifted me up and shouted "one two three" and were about to throw it into the water... Suddenly a man in black jumped out of the water, his face covered with a black veil, and the water As soon as the thieves shouted "there is an assassin", a throwing knife flew towards the water...

"Brother!" Fan Yitong pushed the water, but he was thrown by a knife and fell to the ground on the spot. I almost yelled "brother".

"I will kill your dog today!" Hearing the voice, the man in black is a girl. Could it be that this is Jingjing?

The woman in black was holding a steel fork and went straight to whoring on the water, and the water thieves intercepted and beat her up. She used the fork while throwing knives at the same time, and many water thieves fell down.

With a machete in his hand, Shuishang came forward to fight with the woman in black. As expected, Shuishang really lived up to his reputation, but the throwing knife was thrown back by him, and he pressed on the woman in black every step of the way.

After all, there were so many water thieves, the woman in black was a little out of sorts.

"Catch her! I want to live! I'll eat some good meat again tonight!" Shui Shanghao laughed loudly.

I actually forgot my own safety and broke into a cold sweat for the woman in black.

Seeing that the woman in black would not take the upper hand, she didn't want to fight, and took the opportunity to jump into the water. Under the reflection of the lantern and the moonlight, there were waves on the water, very beautiful waves...

Several water thieves also jumped in.

Shui Shangxuan walked in front of Fan Yitong, knelt down and touched him, "You're still alive, quickly lift him down and treat him!"

Fan Yitong was carried away.

Shui Shang said: "You have to learn from Fan Yitong, this is a good brother! You really shouldn't have hit him just now!"

Several water thieves came out of the water, "Brother, I missed it again!"

"A bunch of idiots! If you know you, you won't be able to catch them. You have to learn from Fan Yitong. You are not afraid that you are not capable, but that you are greedy for life and afraid of death. Didn't Yue Pengju say that? It's easy to handle! Damn, do you know where this Jingjing went?"

One said: "I heard it's at Beimen's house."

"It seems that I have to beat this Beimen family once! If I don't get rid of this crystal, I will never have peace. She has stabbed me five times. If this happens, I will die at her hands sooner or later. .”

One said: "Brother, is this guy still sinking in the lake?"

"Abandon his mother's words, you will be afraid after something happens? Shen! Hurry up and sink!"

I was finally thrown into the lake by some water thieves shouting "one, two, three". I couldn't see whether it made a beautiful splash or not.

I was a little out of breath, but I floated up after a while.

"Fill it up and fish it up!"

I was hooked up by the long hook again.

The prostitute in the water circled around me, and even pinched me like a ball, "Damn, it's really weird, why didn't it sink to the bottom?"

One said: "My lord, is there a god to help? Is it possible to spare his life?"

"Fuck your mother's shit! I don't believe in this evil! Fasten this millstone to me, and if it doesn't sink, I'll jump into the water and drown immediately."

A few water thieves tied the millstone, and it took a long time to push the millstone and me into the water, and I felt like I was sinking slowly.

The noise on the island became smaller and smaller.

I seem to see a lot of fish and shrimp swimming towards me, circling around me, some kissing my body, and some pulling the red ribbon tied on that thing.

I was a little worried, if some vicious fish came to eat that thing first, wouldn’t I be crippled in another world?

In a trance, I seemed to see He Yiduo, "Brother, why are you here?"

"I came to see you. I miss you, Xiaoduo!

But in the blink of an eye, nothing can be seen.

I feel like I'm floating.I don't know the severity.I don't know the depth.I don't know personnel.

When I woke up, I found myself lying in the mud flat.

I sat up.When I found that the thing was covered by a big lotus leaf, I opened it and saw that it was intact, so I was relieved.

It's a nice morning.The fiery red sun rises slowly from the mountains and rivers, the clouds in the sky are red, and the nearby water is also red.

I entered a red world from the dark.