Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

I led Xiaolu to Moyu's room, and Moyu was painting her eyebrows and eyes, and I said, "It's late at night, what kind of eyebrows are you painting?"

Mo Yu said: "I am willing!"

"Her name is Xiaolu, you can use it for a day or two first, and then I will change it for you!"

Mo Yu saw me from Xiaolu and smiled, "Okay! The note is pretty straight! Can you dance?"

"I know a little."

"Fuck with me, you have to dance!"

I walked out.After finding Dong Rong, gathered several leaders together and said: "Tonight, everyone must sleep with their clothes on, and assign some people to lie in ambush, and the Tian thief will definitely send someone to rescue his sister. Let them go and never return!"

If this prediction is accurate, I have to thank Zhi Ling.Something always pops into my head when I'm working with these ladies.

When they arrived at Lan Yan'er's place, the girl said, "Miss Lan is a little uncomfortable, so she went to bed early."

I said, "If she's not feeling well, let her get up quickly."

Lan Yan'er asked in the bedroom: "What's wrong? What happened?"

I said: "You organize ladies and girls to move out of Xifang Garden as soon as possible. Those who can find a place to live will find it by themselves. Those who can't find a place to live will go to Furong's courtyard to make do with one night and squeeze together. There will be a meeting in Xifang Garden tonight." bloody battle."

After a while, Xifang Garden was empty.At the beginning, Xia Da didn't say anything about leaving, she insisted on staying with me, but I made her foolish and she left reluctantly.Xifang Garden temporarily hid some soldiers.

Dong Rong and Yang Ruolan were guarding some women's homes in the Furong compound, Meng Fei led troops to ambush outside the village, Siberian Ape led a few people to guard the gate of the village, and Gu Feng led people to ambush in the Hechang Hall.

I was in Xifang Garden with Calabash Monk and others.People from Huixin Courtyard and Jinchai Courtyard not far from Xifang Garden also moved out and hid in Furong Courtyard.

Feeling that it was still early, he drank with Calabash Seng, Andy Lau, Jiao Xingmeng, Li Dahui and others.

Everyone drank and chatted, gradually getting drunk, Liu Dehua said: "We might as well be arty, one sentence per person, and compose thimble poems. We are not poets, so it's fine. If you can't say it, you will be punished for a drink, and you have to tell a joke." "

Jiao Xingmeng said: "I don't know how to do this, you guys come."

Li Dachui said: "I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of? The big deal is drinking."

Jiao Xingmeng said: "That's fine! Who will come first?"

Liu Dehua said: "Of course it's King Niu, he said the first sentence, and then turned the wheel in a circle."

I drank a cup and said casually: "Furong is born on the autumn river."

Liu Dehua drank the wine and said: "There is a light boat carrying the fragrance of flowers."

Everyone praises it.

The gourd monk held the cup, "fragrant, fragrant...", the wine overflowed, and he slapped his forehead, "the fragrance overflows the golden cup like running water", and the wine dried up with a swoop of his neck.

Jiao Xingmeng said: "No, no, this is porcelain, where is the gold cup?"

The gourd monk said: "What do you know? If you think it is porcelain, it is porcelain, and if you think it is gold, it is gold. Everything is as you like. It's your turn. Hurry up!"

Jiao Xingmeng drank the wine and said, "Which word should it be?"

Li Dachui said: "Water!"

Jiao Xingmeng smacked his lips, blinked his eyes and said, "A glass of water and wine is so fucking beautiful!"

Jiao Xingmeng stretched out his thumb and said, "How is it? Isn't it a quatrain, is it a quatrain?"

Liu Dehua said: "It's not that good, how many words did you make out of the seven words? You should rhyme the first and second lines, not the third line."

Jiao Xingmeng said: "What rhyme does not rhyme and the number of words does not count? Just read it smoothly. Furong is born on the autumn river, and there is a light boat carrying the fragrance of flowers. The fragrance overflows from the gold cup like running water, and a glass of water and wine is so damn beautiful! What do you say? Is it going well?"

Li Dachui said: "Shun, Shun, so fucking Shun! But this line of yours is the least poetic!"

Liu Dehua smiled and said: "Just for your memory just now, just connect these few sentences together, and then it's over. It's time for a sledgehammer!"

Li Dachui drank two cups in a row, and said: "The surname Jiao has already made a quatrain, what else can I say, I will punish myself for a drink, let's tell a joke."

Li Dachui wiped his mouth and said: "Two boys played together, and they agreed to play each other's buttocks. One was not cleaned up, and the other ran away after finishing it. The one who was teased chased them to their house and cried, 'You have to pay them back. Me, I want to pay me back!' His old lady didn't know what was going on, so she came out to persuade her, "Student, don't cry, what did he do to you, just wait for me to pay you back for him.'"

Everyone laughed after listening to it, and continued to write thimble poems. Most of them were Jiao Xingmeng and Li Dahui who punished him with alcohol, and Li Dahui could tell some jokes, but it was hard for Jiao Xingmeng, who couldn't even tell jokes, so naturally he had to be punished more.

After standing for a long time, it was estimated that it was time, so they hid in each house and waited for the thieves to come.

Around one o'clock, the white arm monkey jumped onto the roof and shouted that there was an assassin.

Not long after, the torch was lit, and a masked man entered the copper nest, and they clashed with each other.

"We've been fooled, run!"

As soon as I heard the voice of the red-robed general, I chuckled, "Don't let him escape! If you catch the red-robed general, you will be rewarded!"

"Kill it! Catch the red-robed general!" All the soldiers rushed towards the red-robed general like a flood.Of course, the red-robed general at this time was dressed in black and covered his face, so he couldn't show the glory of the past, but his kung fu was still very good, and he defeated many of my soldiers and stood out from the encirclement.The gourd monk and I joined hands, chasing after the red-robed general.

"Several beat one, what kind of a hero?" The red robe general protested.

"Catching you is a hero!" I was a little unreasonable.

After shooting out of Xifang Garden, the ambush soldiers from Hechang Hall also rushed out, intercepting the escaped masked man.Although those masked men were all very skilled, they couldn't hold us together. After a short while, they went east, west, fell down, ran around, and were beaten up...

Hongpao Jiang wanted to escape alone, but an arrow shot at his ass, Hongpao Jiang jumped up and down in pain with the arrow, and the gourd monk took the opportunity to capture Hongpao Jiang.

The few masked men who escaped from the village were also hacked and captured by the prisoners outside the village.

In a moment of excitement, I ordered someone to escort the red robe to the Hechang hall.

"Sign up!"

"Your grandfather is Shen Qian Shen Xiaoyang, who is famous in the three armies and powerful in the enemy's courage."

"Have you heard of it?"

Answer: "No!"

"Seeing that you are a good guy, what's the point of hanging out with that Tian thief? You won't get the credit if you win, and you'll have to take the blame for him if you lose. I've known that Tian thief is a man who steals people's merits and bullies others secretly. villain!"

"I, Shen Xiaoyang, do not do things for someone, but for my Great Song Dynasty!"

"A piece of loyalty to the jade pot is respectable and respectable! Although we are bandits, we also care about the common people and serve the court. Wouldn't it be better if you could fight side by side with us and fight against the golden soldiers?"

"Thieves are thieves after all, how many of them will end well? If I am a dignified court man, if I am with you crooked melons and dates, I feel extremely ashamed! Today I will let you see how handsome I am. After Shen Xiaoyang finished speaking, he realized that his hands were tied behind his back, and shouted loudly, "Take off my clothes!"

As soon as I waved my hand, a few people went up and pushed Shen Xiaoyang down and took off his pants. Shen Xiaoyang struggled and shouted, "I want to show my upper body, but I didn't let you take off my lower body, you rascals!"

A burst of laughter.

The wen dragon coiled around his buttocks, the arrow just pierced the dragon's body, and the dragon's tail went straight to his ankle.

Guo Lian smiled and said, "Handsome! Handsome! He's so handsome! It's Long Shuai, not human handsome!"

Another burst of laughter.

"That's all! If you don't surrender, what's the use of keeping it? Push it out and chop it!"

"If you cut it, you will cut it. You are born as a human being, but when you open your eyes and close them, what is there to be afraid of?"

Dong Rong flashed out and said: "My Majesty, please be merciful. I think this kid is a rare talent. Why don't you let him die and imprison him first. Let him think about it first!"

"What do you think? It's hard to keep this kind of person. Forget it, I think he also has the patriotic heart to resist the gold, so let the tiger go back to the mountain! He follows Zhang Jun and Tian Shizhong. He can eat and drink spicy food, and can get promoted and make a fortune! We It will fulfill him!"

Shen Xiaoyang said: "What's your name? Don't insult me ​​like this, okay? How can I seek death for promotion and wealth? To tell you the truth, if I wasn't in the court, I would have wanted to stay Fighting against the Jin soldiers together with you. Forget it, anyway, I have issued a military order, and I will die when I go back, and I will die here, so why don't you cut me down with a knife and let me die for benevolence!"

"Oh, what military order did you issue?"

"I insisted on coming to save his sister, but he refused to let me come. I was afraid that I might make a mistake, so I issued a military order. If I save his sister, I will marry her to me. If I can't save his sister, I will kill her." I."

"Either return home with the beauty in his arms, or die for the beauty! He is also a womanizer."

"Being a human being, who doesn't like sex? Mountains, rivers, trees, flowers, flowers, men's sex, women's sex, all the best people, everyone loves them. If you love with restraint and love with courtesy, you can still be regarded as a gentleman!"

"If you say this, you have some insights! Forget it, just let me let you take Tian Pujun away as well, and let you be a lustful gentleman, how about it?"

"Your Majesty, don't do it!" Everyone stood up and stopped.

Shen Xiaoyang said: "The incorruptible will not be eaten! If I save it, I will take it away. If you give it to me, how can I take it?"

"Okay! Let him go!"

"No!" Jiao Xingmeng flashed out, "Brother, don't listen to his smooth talk, this guy must be deceiving us, even if a military order is issued, the Tian thief doesn't have to kill him, he must keep him If you let him go, he will kill many people in the cottage!"

"Yes, yes, brother can't let him go!"

"One word from a gentleman, it's hard to catch a horse! I said let him go, so I let him go!" I waved my hand, and the few people who went up untied him.

Shen Xiaoyang pulled up his trousers and turned his legs to cover his buttocks and left.

Back at Xifang Garden, I was the only one in the big place, and I was a little excited, so I couldn't sleep for a while.

Walking indiscriminately in the darkness of night, I suddenly feel a little sad.

In fact, that's it-

Sometimes you feel that this world is very chaotic, a big mess;

Sometimes you feel lonely in this world, you are alone in this empty wilderness;

Sometimes you feel that the world is so dirty that you don't even want to look at it;

Sometimes you feel that the world is so clean that there is no one else.

When I think about it, I seem to be more like a poet. When I put down the butcher's knife, I become poetic, and when I raise the butcher's knife, I become beastly. Humans, perhaps, are not born to be strange.

A tall little lady came from a distance with a lantern, she looked like a ghost, and it scared me into a cold sweat, so I hurriedly hid behind the boulder...

I wanted to see her but was afraid to look at her, so I poked my head and saw that she had hung the lantern on the tree, and suddenly got into the hut.I got a little more courageous, thinking that if it was a ghost, I probably wouldn’t need to go to the latrine. I was just about to run over to see what happened, but then I thought, ghosts are changed by people, maybe they are the same as people, they have to eat and drink.

is a person?Is it a ghost?