Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

A hero is no match for the bravery of ten thousand husbands, and when I gradually became exhausted, Li Baofei came to help me.

"Get on the horse, Xian!"

"No, I've got a soldering iron on my ass!"

"what happened?"

"Brother Bao, run! Leave me alone!"

"What's your name? Let's go together!"

I didn't care too much, I snatched a horse and flew up, but I didn't dare to touch the saddle with my buttocks, fighting in a special posture, I don't know how many people rushed up, I don't know how many people fell down, until He stabbed the fake red-robed general to death with a single shot, and then the horse stepped into the wild dust and left.

Li Bao was neck and neck with me.Tian Jun followed closely.After running for a few miles, he shook off his tail.

Finally caught his breath, Li Bao asked: "Xian, where did you go this morning? I couldn't find you, I was so anxious, I heard that Zhao Mushan hunted down Li Dahammer from your copycat, and I also heard that you stole Zhao Mushan Iron cock. What the hell is going on here?"

"It's hard to describe! - Have you seen Li Dahammer?"

"I don't know either. Later, Tian Jun came, and I took care of killing Tian Jun. What happened to you?"

"To tell the truth, Brother Li, the bride's urinal was drilled a hole. When she went out to urinate at night, she accidentally went to the wrong room and entered my bed by mistake."

"You boy is really blessed, why can't I encounter such a good thing?"

"It's both a blessing and a disaster! The bride woke up early in the morning and shouted rape#rape. Several minions broke in and arrested me. They took me into a secret room and tortured me. My ass was also Zhao Mushan was scalded. Speaking of which, I have to thank Tian Thief. If he hadn’t sent troops to destroy the village at this time, I would have burned countless scars on my face and body, and I might have been scalded to death. Zhao Mushan was eager to save the village. They didn't care about me anymore, and later two soldiers of the bandits thought I was Zhao Mushan's enemy, so they let me go."

"This is really strange! I said why you have so many injuries on your body."

Suddenly there was a shout of killing coming from the valley, "Catch him! Catch him! Whoever catches him belongs to him!"

Li Bao and I got off the horse and climbed to the heights, followed the sound, but saw Yang Xizi climbing the mountain with her husband on his back, followed by several officers and soldiers, getting closer, closer...

"Go and save her!" Li Bao and I said in unison.

We split up and went up the mountain.

There are many rocks and trees, and the few people in the mountains also appear and disappear from time to time, as if they are hiding cats and cats.

Not long after, I saw Miao girl Yang Xizi standing on a high stone and said loudly: "I can go with you, you must promise to let my husband go. My husband is now in a cave, and I put Gu on a few stones at the entrance of the cave. As long as you get close, the stone will fly into your stomach, so that you can't poop, and you will die within three years. If you are not afraid of death, go and catch him!"

After a while, there was a reply, "What's the use of arresting him? Since you promised to leave with us, we will let him go!"

Suddenly one sprang out from the bushes and rushed towards Yang Xizi, "It's so fucking beautiful, I'll be happy first!"

Yang Xizi was pushed to the ground, the two of them were wrestling on the ground, and several soldiers rushed forward, arguing, pulling arms and legs at Yang Xizi...

"I'll come first!"

"I'll come first!"

I rushed forward and stabbed a few of them with a few shots. Li Bao also killed them.

Yang Xizi stood up, adjusted her clothes, and left. Li Bao and I followed closely behind her. She turned around and said angrily, "Why are you following me?"

Li Baodao: "You are so irrational, we rescue you and protect you, why are you so cruel to us?"

Yang Xizi said: "Actually, I don't need you to save me, I also have a strategy to defeat the enemy!"

Li Baodao: "You were knocked down just now, how about retreating the enemy?"

"There is a Gu on my body, anyone who touches my body will definitely die within three to five years!"

I was taken aback, and asked casually, "When did you put Gu on your body?"

"Can you control it? What does it have to do with you?"

Li Bao spoke quickly, "Of course it does matter, you went to the wrong room, and the two of you fell asleep, why is it all right?"

As soon as Yang Xizi turned around, he kicked my buttocks, right on my wound, and the pain made me hop around and grit my teeth for a few steps...

Yang Xizi had no sympathy for me, and glared angrily, "I think you deserve a beating! Are you ashamed to spread such things to the outside world?"

Li Bao glanced at me, felt sorry for a moment, and begged Yang Xizi: "Little sister, for the sake of being husband and wife with my younger brother, can you help him get rid of the Gu?"

"No matter how nonsense you are, be careful I'll trick you too! Who has been married to him for a day?"

Li Bao said nothing more.

Yang Xizi looked back at me, "You are so shameless, why are you still following me?"

I didn't realize that I came to a cave, and I saw a stone covered with thatch in the distance. Li Bao grabbed me...

Yang Xizi took out the red handkerchief and threw it on the stone. Covering the stone, he untied the thatch with his hands. After chanting a few mantras, he went into the cave and walked out with the help of Mr. Liu.

"Carry it on your back!" Yang Xizi said sternly to me.

"My butt was burned, and I was walking in a crooked way, and you asked me to carry it on my back?"

Li Bao said: "I'll come, I'll come!"

"No, let him carry it!"

***, she really didn't do it for nothing, and now I'm going to punish my coolie again!

Reluctantly, I carried Yang Xizi's husband on my back and started walking on my legs. In fact, my butt didn't hurt too much. Maybe the pain had already passed, but I still pretended to be in pain and turned into a pain- —Later, Li Bao told me that the way I walked down the mountain with Yang Xizi's husband on my back looked funny. I couldn't see myself, but I felt tired and in pain at the time.

If you are not in charge of the family, you will not know the price of firewood and rice, and if you are not carrying heavy loads, you will not know that the road is difficult.When the sixth son was first carried on his back, he was still as light as a feather, but the more he walked, the more he felt that he was heavier than Mount Tai. If it wasn't for a human life, he really wanted to throw him into the mountain stream.

Yang Xizi and Li Bao naturally walked in front, and Li Bao naturally got closer to Yang Xizi as much as possible, and took the trouble to persuade Yang Xizi to take her husband to Wuhongzhai, and use the five kinds of reds to lure Yang Xizi Fang Xin, Yang Xizi did not say a word.

"Take a break if you're struggling!" Sixth Young Master said with a bit of distress.

"It's all right! No trouble at all!"

"Hey, I used to be in good health. I could run while flying a kite on the mountain, but this sudden illness has tormented me. But, it's okay, now it seems like a day--your ass How is it hot?"

It seemed that he was really ignorant, so I lied and said, "It's okay, Tian Jun caught me and branded me with a soldering iron. I found a chance and escaped by myself."

"Oh, so, it seems that we have a common enemy, and I think we will become friends in the future."

"Now it is, now it is."

"Yes, yes. Your Funiu Mountain is actually quite big. I used to go there to fly kites. I have a sister who often takes me to fly kites in the village. Later I found out that she fell in love with the King of the Mountain in the village. Dong Rong. After my father found out, he said nothing to let her marry Dong Rong, and my sister fell ill and died within half a year."

"Oh, what a pity!" I asked why Dong Rong didn't come to Tiejiling. It turned out that there was such a past incident.

"Your wife is so beautiful!"

"Of course! I was easily excited when I saw her. As a result, I didn't do things well last night, and I didn't know if I went in or not, so the dirty things flowed out early. I was unwilling and tossed and tossed for a long time, but every time It’s almost like this. Later, I was so tired that I slept until dawn. I just wanted to hug my wife ###, someone knocked on the door, saying that my father and my mother had something to do with my wife. My wife just came back Not long after the house, as soon as I hugged her, the thieves attacked up the mountain... Why do you think this matter is so small? It is also thanks to my wife who ran fast with my back, otherwise I would have died!"

It seems that Yang Xizi went to the wrong room, these six young masters really don't know.

"Hurry up!" Yang Xizi shouted back.

I accidentally slipped and fell, and the sixth son and I rolled down the slope. Thanks to Li Bao, the sixth son stopped him, otherwise he would have fallen into the ravine.

I was stopped by a jujube tree. The dates on the tree were green and red, and they were all very big. I stood up and went to pick the dates...

"Papa papa..." Yang Xizi hit me with a wooden stick one after another, "You are so cruel, can you beat my husband to death on purpose?"

The sixth son and Li Bao shouted together, "Stop it!" Yang Xizi just hit me regardless.Li Bao came over and snatched the stick from her hand, and threw it into the mountain stream.

It's not that I'm afraid of women, but that I don't have the same knowledge as women.In fact, most men can't do this, even though they keep saying so.

I got up, walked to Liu Gongzi, smiled, took a bite of the big red dates, and walked down the mountain with Liu Gongzi on my back.

The sixth son said on my back: "I know you didn't mean it, Xizi has a bad temper, but she has a kind heart."

"Be kind and give you a trick?"

"Hey, I can't blame her for this. I first betrayed her and brought about this disaster..."

The sixth son didn't hurt my back when talking on my back, so he talked to me all the way, about his kite, his Xizi, and his love affairs... This is a little man with some experience, and he is also a talkative man. The little man who read the scriptures was almost the same as Chen Xuanzang, and it made my waist sore, my legs hurt, my head was dizzy.

Although Li Bao said several times that he wanted to change me, but Xizi refused to let him, Li Bao didn't force him, he still protected Xizi as he walked, and told Xizi about his beautiful Wuhong Village.

I can finally ride a horse, but Liu Gongzi is an idiot who can't ride a horse and dare not ride a horse. Xizi still let me be her husband's horse, but fortunately, he walked a lot.

Finally fucking back to Tiejiling.

"Big brother!"

Hearing a cry, I raised my head, only to see Li Dahui, Bai Xue, and many other people from my village.

"Sledge Hammer!" I threw Sixth Young Master away, flew over, and hugged Sledge Hammer tightly.

Sledgehammer said, "Brother, don't mention it, but we were so anxious that we thought we would never see you again. I heard some movement in your room, so I got up and went to have a look. I saw that your bed was very messy, and there were still pieces of paper on the sheets. The blood frightened me, and I knew something must have happened. Baixue was not bad, and took me to a side door to kill the minion and escaped. The rescuers were brought in. Who would have thought that as soon as I arrived on the mountain, the mountain was full of blood? It became a river, but it frightened us, and we searched all the corpses, but we didn't see you!"

We walked into Dazhai as we talked, but we saw broken walls and branches, dead dogs and chickens, a sad scene, no different from the Wang family some time ago.

Jiao Xingmeng, Guo Lian and others also came over, Manzhai was my people except for the dead.

Merchants who have money grow momentum, soldiers who have soldiers become kings themselves.For a while, I stood upright among the corpses in Tiejiling, and gave orders to my subordinates to clean up the corpses.

"Brother, what happened?" Jiao Xingmeng asked.

"Yes, yes, what's the matter?" The brothers looked very concerned.

"Don't worry, we'll talk about it when we go back to the village." I turned to the sixth son, "These corpses...?"

The sixth son said: "It's not too late. If Tian Jun comes again, it will be even more troublesome. There is a big pit over there. Throw it in and bury it."

"Your father and brother are in there too."

"What?" The sixth son was about to look for them, so Yang Xizi had no choice but to help him search for them one by one.Not long after, he supported his father Zhao Mushan's headless corpse and cried bitterly.

At this time, Jiao Xingmeng said: "Brother, there are people on that mountain, let me take them to see!"

"Okay, be careful!"

As soon as I looked up, I saw the setting sun like blood, and when I lowered my head, I saw blood like the setting sun again.