Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

I came out of the closet, but I saw the Tibetan giraffe pushed Zheng Shuanger onto the bed, took off her pants, and was about to step up...

"Bold!"

I flew up and kicked his ass, I wanted to play hard, he ran with his pants up, I chased after him, he rolled down the stairs in a panic, got up and ran with his pants up, Xiaolong Shouted, "Catch the prostitute!"

The neighbors in the neighborhood rushed into the yard without me doing it, and the Tibetan neck deer was beaten with sticks, until his head was bleeding, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen...

I waved my hand, "Everyone, stop and take him to the police!"

Zheng Shuang'er cried more and more sadly, even crying and cursing, saying every bitch, some women persuaded her.

I said: "To tell you the truth, I am Shuang'er's cousin. Two days ago, she told me that this guy always came to bully her, so she stayed here and waited for a rabbit. Today, I really got caught."

I sent Xiaolong to look for Niu Neng at Beimen's house. I accompanied Zheng Shuang'er and some neighbors escorted the Tibetan neck deer to report to the official.Above the lobby, seeing me present, Gu Zhixian didn't dare to do anything wrong, interrogated him hastily, then beat the Tibetan Niraffe forty times, put him in prison, and let me and Zheng Shuanger go back.

On the way, I met Niu Neng and Xiaolong who were running in a hurry. When Zheng Shuanger saw Niu Neng, she threw herself into Niu Neng's arms and cried a few times.Niu Neng pushed her away and wanted to bow down to me, so I waved my hand.

"Niu Neng, your wife is being bullied, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"I'm afraid of causing trouble to the king, and I heard that he has some kung fu, so I don't dare to provoke him!"

"In the future, whoever dares to bully you again, just tell me that he will be crushed to death without me doing it."

"That is, that is, with the king around, I am not afraid of anything!"

"You two go back, let's go back to the village first."

Zheng Shuanger glanced at me and said, "Your Majesty hasn't eaten much yet, so you and Niu can have a few drinks together when you go back."

Seeing the reluctance in Shuang'er's eyes, I asked Xiaolong to buy some ready-made wine and meat, and followed Niu Neng and his wife back home.

The three of us sat down and drank wine together. Since Niu could be present, Shuang'er and I kept our eyes closed as much as possible, and we couldn't let Niu see the clues.

"I heard that all the people from Qingyin Building have moved into Beimen's house."

"Yeah, these days just teaching them to comb their hair makes me tired. Now that the North Gate is attracting all the beauties from all over the world, I'm now a hair comber. How can I still be a barber? Before, I was a beauties. It's hard to see, but now it's in the beauties' nest, and the smell of powder makes me choked."

"Haha, with so many beauties, you can't think about doing things that are sorry for Shuang'er!"

"Don't worry, no one can compare to my Shuang'er."

"How can you call out the color artist?"

"It's a bit difficult, unless you grab it. Now, except for the little teacher, you can go out, and everyone else, the North Gate officials are not allowed to come out."

"Then let little teacher come out, I have something to look for her."

"Okay then, tomorrow you ask Xiaolong to visit Beimen's house, and I will also help to make contact. If you let her go to the cottage, she will definitely not go, why don't you let her come to my house tomorrow."

"Then it will cause trouble for the two of you."

"My lord, what's the word here? Come, drink."

When it was dark, Xiaolong and I returned to the village with lanterns.

The next day, when the distant mountains were covered with clouds and mist, Xiaolong and I went down the mountain again.When we arrived at the county seat, he went to Beimen’s home to pick up my teacher, and I went straight to Shitoulou.

Zheng Shuang'er's hair was still messed up when she opened the door, "It's so early! I'm sleeping soundly!"

"Can the cow be here?"

"I don't even know when he left. He pushed me to get up and cook for him, and let me scold him."

I tied the horse, Zheng Shuang'er went upstairs, and I followed.I sat on a chair doing nothing, shaking my legs.Zheng Shuang'er stood in front of the dressing table, holding a comb in her hand in a daze, and yawned.I got up and hugged her from behind, Zheng Shuang'er stopped the comb on her hair without moving, turned around suddenly and hooked her around my neck, and kissed me.

After kissing and petting her for a while, I picked her up, and Zheng Shuang'er said, "Don't worry about it, isn't little teacher still here?"

"Because she is coming, I will train with you first!" I carried her to the bed, stripped her clothes off, and stripped myself naked. Just as I was about to get under the covers, she shouted, "Wait a minute!"

She was naked, pulled out a flowered quilt from a big wooden box, and threw it on my head. I lifted the corner of the quilt, and she was going to bed with a smile. I also put the flowered quilt on her head, two Then they started to make a fuss under the quilt, put their limbs on each other, she giggled, it was so cheerful and reckless.When the fight was almost over, we hugged each other and kissed each other, and our bodies were intertwined, and the flowered quilt moved around on us...

It took quite a while before Zheng Shuanger and I lifted the quilt to get dressed, looked at each other in full clothes, and smiled.

Life is like these dogs and men, shameless and chaotic.

Zheng Shuang'er made a bowl of soup by herself, drank it, and then began to casually dress up, singing a little song while combing.

While drinking tea, I watched her back.She looked back at me from time to time, her eyes full of affection, unable to speak.I became more and more jealous of Lan Yan'er for sending her to Niu Neng, just like that, a flower stuck in another pile of cow dung.

I put a bag of silver taels on the table.

She turned around and said, "What do you mean? Who do you think I am?"

I smiled and said, "Mo Duoxin, you can use these silver taels to buy a girl and cook for your mother, but it won't be of much help, so it's just a companion, isn't it?"

"It's still you who are thoughtful and know how to love me! I have long wanted Niu to buy a girl to command me, but he always pushes and delays!"

After Zheng Shuang'er put on makeup, she was even more beautiful and moving. I couldn't help but greedily nibbled on her...

Someone knocked on the courtyard door, Xiaolong's voice came, Zheng Shuang'er and I went downstairs to open the door together, a sedan chair was parked in the alley, I walked over and lifted the curtain of the sedan chair, the little teacher was taken aback, "Is that you?" With a smile: "I thought it was some rich man?"

I helped Xiao Shishi out.

Zheng Shuanger said: "How can I help? You have to carry it on your back."

The little teacher said: "No need!"

I don't care about 21, I carry her on my back and go upstairs.

"Your legs and feet are nimble!" Xiao Shishi smiled on my back and said, "Is your butt not hurting?"

It seems that my ass was scalded and I slept with Miao Nv's bride. This matter has already been rumored in the market.

"Why doesn't it hurt? It doesn't hurt anymore just by carrying you on your back!"

Zheng Shuanger was busy making tea and pouring water.

I asked Xiaolong, "Is it hard to please? It took me a long time!"

Xiaolong said: "I went to Beimen's house, but I couldn't find Brother Neng."

"Then where did he go?" Zheng Shuanger asked anxiously.

"I don't know either. It seems that I went out to buy something. I asked a few friends I knew before, but they didn't know who Xiao Shishi was. It took a lot of inquiring to find out."

Xiao Shishi said: "You don't want to call me Xiao Shishi in the future. The officials at the North Gate have already changed my name. My name is now Yu Hefang. I met Yu, the lotus of the lotus, and the fragrance of the fragrance."

"Good name, good name! I didn't expect this North Gate official to have some talent!"

"Someone came to pick me up, saying it was to pick up my little teacher. I wouldn't say anything. If I said to meet He Fang, it would be easy to say. But this Xiaolong said to pick up my little teacher as soon as he went. I didn't want to come Yes, I don’t know if I made a mistake, the tendon followed me.”

Zheng Shuanger said: "This shows that you and my cousin still have some fate."

Yu Hefang said: "Maybe this is telepathy."

I told Xiaolong to buy some, and Xiaolong left in response.

Yu Hefang asked: "Why don't we play Connect Six? We can't do this."

Zheng Shuanger said: "Good!"

Zheng Shuanger brought chess, "You two play first?"

I said: "It's better for you two ladies to come down, and I'll watch the formation!"

Zheng Shuang'er played chess with Yu Hefang. Before, when Zheng Shuanger was a girl, she had never seen her play chess. I sat aside and watched for a while, but her chess skills were not inferior to Yu Hefang's.

The three of us played chess in turns, and after a few games, we sat around the table drinking.Zheng Shuang'er stayed with her for a while, then said, "Cousin, take care of the house for me. The daughter next door is getting married, so let me help you make the wedding dress."

Yu Hefang said: "Then I will go too."

Zheng Shuang'er said: "Sit with my cousin first, I'll be back in a while, it's still early."

Xiaolong said, "I'll go out for a walk too."

Zheng Shuanger and Xiaolong left.

Yu Hefang lowered her head.

"Come on, let's have one!" I picked up the cup, and Yu Hefang made one with me.

"I heard from Pan Jinniang earlier that Brother Niu is very talented, can you write me a poem?"

"Listen to her nonsense! Pan Jinniang is great!"

"Well, I'll keep talking about you in my ears all day, saying that you never go to her, and scolding you for being heartless."

"That natural show is great!"

"Alright!"

"Where's Jing Tiantian?"

"Alright!"

"Colorist..."

"Are you finished? Do you want to repeat the girl from Qingyin Tower?"

"I know these few, but the color artist hasn't seen them yet."

"What's so good about the color artist? The crow's feet are showing! Write me the first word!"

"Then show your shame! I heard that you can sing Li Qingzhao very well, you have to sing me a song first!"

Yu Hefang sang a song "Magnolia Flower":

On the flower pole, I can buy a spring that is about to bloom.The tears were dyed lightly, even with the traces of Tongxia Xiaolu.

Afraid Lang guessed that slave noodles are not as good as flower noodles.The cloud sideburns are slanted, and I want to teach Lang to compare and watch.

I stood in front of a few desks and scrambled together a song "Poppy":

The hibiscus in clear water is delicate everywhere, and Xizi crosses the river bridge.

The moon was like a bow last night in the small building, and the beautiful woman was not seen looking up in the tower.

In the daytime, there is no one in Yilan, and the beautiful shadow is reflected outside the window.

May I ask you when you are the most romantic?Just like fish swimming in spring water in a river.

Yu Hefang read it again, her voice was very nice.

"Okay, it's just that my family doesn't know what it means to swim like fish swimming in spring water in a river?"

I smiled and said, "Slowly you will understand! Where is the lady from?"

"It's from Zhuji, Xizi's hometown."

"What's the lady's original name?"

"I don't know who my parents are, and who cares what their surname is? I don't want to leave a name in history. I just want to have fun and have fun. Yesterday, I met He Fang, and tomorrow it may be Zhao Feiyan. A surname What's the use of a name?"

Three cups of tea cooperate, two color matchmakers.We drank and chatted, and Yu Hefang poured it into my arms, kissed her and drank for a while, then I suddenly picked her up and left.

"Officer, don't do this, I only sing and don't sell myself."

"Go to bed and sing."

"do not!"

That made her struggle, so she put her on the bed, pulled down the curtain and kissed her, while trying her best to pick up her clothes one by one...