Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

Zheng Shuanger opened the door, and seeing me standing outside with a smile, very excited, tears flowed down my face.

Zheng Shuang'er didn't speak, turned around and ran upstairs. I handed the horse to Xiaolong and followed her upstairs.

"I thought you would never go to this house again, and you forgot about me!"

"how come?"

I hugged her.

Zheng Shuanger stared at me blankly, "I said why did you change, the words on your face disappeared after a long time? Where are the words on your face?"

"Don't mention it, I drank too much at your house that day, fell off my horse when I went up the mountain, and lost my words!"

"You're talking nonsense!"

I put my arms around her and kissed her...

She pushed me away and shouted, "Xiao Lei! Xiao Lei!"

He even shouted a few times, but there was no answer.

"This girl must have fallen asleep again!"

"Mother Liu!"

"Hey!" After calling out, I heard the sound of going upstairs, and then a woman in her 40s came up.

"Madam, what are your orders?"

"See if Xiaolei has fallen asleep again, and quickly call her to make tea."

"Yes!" Liu Ma went downstairs again.

"Xiao Lei is the newly bought girl?"

"Yes, he is honest, but he is clumsy, and he often gets beaten by me."

Hearing the sound of two people going upstairs, I guessed that Xiaolei must be a girl like a little flower.

Mama Liu went upstairs first.

Then that Xiaolei appeared in shock, she was so damn fat, she was so fat that she walked and tugged, then came up and stopped and opened her mouth first, her face was bigger than the buttocks of ordinary women, and there was a mole on the corner of her mouth , there is still a root hair growing on the mole, it is not long, but it is conspicuous. When I see her, I feel like jumping off the building...

Xiaolei!Xiaolei!It was a good name for her to spoil.

"Are you sleeping again?"

"Too sleepy, insomnia last night, didn't sleep well!"

"Why are you insomnia at such a young age? Are you in a hurry to get married? Just like you! Who is going to marry you? What are you still doing? Go make tea! See how I will deal with you at night?"

Xiaolei went slowly to get the teapot, her twisted buttocks were no smaller than a millstone.

It's okay if you say you are ugly and low-key, but you paint your eyebrows and lips, paint rouge and powder, wear red and flowers all over your head, as if you are always afraid that others will not see her.talent!Indeed a talent!If there are more such little ladies in the Song Dynasty, they must be dispatched to the Great Jin Kingdom, so that those Jin people will vomit unconsciously when they see them!

If I didn't wait for Niu to have something to do, even if Zheng Shuanger is attractive, I really want to leave.

"You don't even know how to make tea?" Zheng Shuang'er shouted to Xiaolei, and then said to Liu's mother, "Liu's mother, teach her by hand, no, hit her hand!"

Liu Ma responded and walked over.

After a while, Xiaolei came over with tea, and shouted from afar, "My lord, drink tea!"

He came to my side and said again: "Master, drink tea!"

"Put it down!" I said.

Before Xiaolei put it down, the teacup shattered to the ground, and I yelled exaggeratedly, but some tea splashed on my hands, but it was actually not a big deal.

Zheng Shuanger gave her a big mouth when she came up.

"Wow" Xiaolei cried, "I didn't mean it, hit me again!"

"Go away! You're reasonable! See how I deal with you at night?"

"I... woo... woo... woo..." Xiao Lei continued to cry.

Liu Ma hurried over and dragged Xiaolei down the stairs.

After a while, Mama Liu ran upstairs again and said, "Let me pour you some tea."

Zheng Shuang'er said: "No need, Mama Liu, go and buy some good food."

"it is good!"

I hurriedly said: "Xiaolong, you can go with Mama Liu."

Xiaolong also said hello.

Zheng Shuang'er handed me the tea while ordering: "Mother Liu, ask Xiaolei to stand against the wall for me, I will check at any time, if she wants to play tricks, don't let her eat at night!"

"Understood." Liu Ma replied, and went downstairs again.

Xiaolong shouted from behind: "Mother Liu, wait for me."

"Mama Liu is really fast!"

"Well, she cooks quickly and well, and the dishes are delicious. You can try it at night and you'll know."

"Haha, if I drink too much tonight, I'll sleep here with you."

"How about that, Niu Neng will definitely come back tonight."

"What are you afraid of? Wouldn't it be better for the two of us to sleep on your side with you in our arms?"

"Fuck you! It's almost as good as Niu Neng and I holding you, why don't you just be Niu Neng and I's child?"

"No problem!" I put down the tea bowl, hugged Zheng Shuang'er, opened her arms, and kissed and bit her head...

"See you in a hurry!"

"Can you be in a hurry? I'm hungry and I want to eat milk."

Zheng Shuang'er was screamed excitedly by me.

"We have to hurry up while the cow is away!"

"What if he ran into us halfway through?"

"What are you afraid of? At worst, let him give you to me and let him sleep with your girl Xiaolei!"

"I think it's better to let Xiaolei accompany you. It must be a chick!"

"You save yourself. If you want to do this, you might as well kill me!"

"You see, you are lustful. Although she is plain in appearance, she is still a girl! You can't say that about her! Can you have some sympathy?"

"How can she be mediocre in appearance, she is simply too outstanding in appearance, one in a million, one in a million, I'd better keep it for your cattle and let her be his little one!"

"I heard that you like little girls a long time ago, so I picked a thick one for you, but you don't like it!"

"It's not that I don't like it, I guess my little friends also don't like it. You said you, the money was spent, why did you choose such a master? Look at the girls from Wang Yuanwai's family, one by one, If you look at my Xifang Garden, they are all very tasty."

"Actually, I didn't fall in love with her either, but when she saw me, she cried and said that I was like her long-lost sister. Of course, her price was much lower, but I felt a loss when I bought it home. She even You can eat eight steamed buns for a meal. Niu Neng was so anxious that he wanted to sell her, even if it was paid, but no one wants her anymore. Or, you are a big cottage, so you can take her away?"

"You forgive me."

I tore off Zheng Shuang'er's clothes, and rolled on the bed with her again.

I didn't want to think about Xiaolei when I was doing it, but Xiaolei's shadow always jumped out. Once I jumped out, I became soft. I chased her shadow away to recover, but it jumped out again after a while. It was sloppy and tasteless.

When Niu was able to come back, all the food was ready, and we sat down to drink and drink, but the food was really delicious. For this reason, I looked at Liu Ma a few more times, and said a few words that she liked to hear.

Niu Neng asked: "What's the matter with Xiaolei? She was punished to stand again?"

Zheng Shuanger said: "She spilled tea on the king!"

Niu Neng looked at me with concern, "Oh! Is it all right?"

"It's all right! It's getting dark, let her in. Xiaolong, go and let her in." Xiaolong went downstairs.

"I heard that Beimen's house was robbed?"

"Yes! If you don't come, I still want to find you. This is a big deal."

"Is the natural show in Qingyin Building okay?"

"She's fine, just slightly injured."

"Where's Pan Jinniang?"

"She was arrested."

"Where's Jing Tiantian?"

"She's fine, and now she's the daughter of a high official at the North Gate."

"Where is Yu Hefang?"

"She's fine, she was slightly injured."

"Oh, it seems that only Pan Jinniang is unlucky. You are quite familiar with these things."

"That is, I often help them comb their hair, so I am familiar with them, and I have known for a long time that these few are different from the king, so I will take care of them more. Now the north gate has tossed those guards so much, they beat and scolded them, I Have you seen it for a while before your Majesty goes?"

"Can't wait any longer."

"There is a good opportunity now. The Beimen family will post a list of heroes tomorrow to recruit heroes from all over the world. Moreover, Beimen also sent people to find Zhang Jun to move troops, preparing to destroy the water village in one fell swoop."

"Didn't you say you were looking for the Yue Family Army?"

"The officials at the North Gate felt that Zhang Jun was capable, so they didn't go to the Yue Family Army."

"Well, wait a minute. After dinner, you can shave my head. I will go to Beimen's house by myself in the next two days. When we get to Beimen's house, we have to pretend we don't know each other."

"You might as well stay at my house and shave your head tomorrow morning. Who will shave your head at night?"

"What are you afraid of? If you tell me to shave, you shave."

After dinner, Niu Neng shaved my head, and Xiaolong and I went on the road.

On the way, I asked Xiaolong, "Do you dare to go back alone?"

"where are you going?"

"You don't have to worry about me. Just say you dare to go back?"

"I dare not go back."

"What are you afraid of holding the lantern?"

"Anyway, I dare not go back, where will the king go?"

"It's really worthless. Then follow me. But there is one thing, I will disappear tomorrow."

"Where are you going?"

"That's none of your business. You go back to the village tomorrow and say that we met Jin Bing. I lured Jin Bing away. I don't know if I will live or die."

"Isn't that good? What should you ladies do if you are in a hurry? What if you are gone and the village is in chaos?"

"Don't worry, nothing will happen."

"Then where are we going now?"

"Should we go to Feng Tuzi's place in Baihua Mountain?"

"Forget it, if my second sister finds out, why don't you pinch me to death? Why don't you go to my second sister's house?"

"You are her younger brother, you can go, I will go, what's the matter?"

"What are you afraid of? You are my master, and my second sister will definitely respect you. Besides, my second sister always asks me about you. Let's go."

Not far from Zhang Bozhi's house, I said, "Xiaolong, look, there are two door gods standing in front of your second sister's house, looking at us with their teeth bared?"

"My lord, don't scare me! Why can't I see it?"

"Maybe you are still young. I can really see it."

"Your Majesty!"

"Don't be afraid! Am I kidding you? There is nothing." I got off my horse and went to knock on the door.

For a long time, curses came from inside, "Which bastard has nothing to do and came to push my mother's door again, my mother is asleep!"

"Sister, it's me!" Xiaolong might have been frightened by the door god I mentioned, and shouted timidly.

"Sister, I'm Xiaolong."

There was the sound of running inside, "Did something happen to Xiaolong?"

The door opened.

"The great king is here too!" Under the light of the lantern, Zhang Baizhi gathered and scattered, and smiled, "It's so late, come in quickly."

We tied up the horses, Xiaolong fed the horses, and I followed Zhang Baizhi into the house.

"Why did you shave your hair? Hey, where's the writing on your face?"

"My hair was itchy, and the doctor asked me to shave it off. Someone removed the writing on my face. How about I go to someone else's house to stay overnight?"

"It's so late, everyone has closed the gate, so just make do with my house for the night."

"That's fine, just make a bunk for me to sleep on."

"What floor do you sleep on? The bed is big, let's squeeze together."

Xiaolong entered the house.

Zhang Bozhi said: "You two rest for a while, I'll go and boil some water to burn your feet."

"Why are your feet hot? Don't worry about it. It's better to turn off the lights and go to sleep. Look at Xiaolong who can't even open his eyes."