Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

I woke up and saw that the person sharing the bed was Beimen Hui. I was shocked, "Why are you in my room?"

"Slap!" She gave me a big slap in the face, and growled, "Open your dog eyes and look, is this your house?" Just after scolding me, I scolded the girl again, "Why are you still standing there, why don't you get out? !"

The girl quickly slipped out.

"return!"

The girl folded back again, not knowing whether to advance or retreat for a while.

Beimenhui and I had no choice but to cover our bodies with a quilt. One quilt was obviously too small. She pulled towards her side, and I pulled towards mine. At this time, we all knew how to hide our embarrassment.

Beimenhui told the girl: "You can't say anything about this, if you tell it, be careful that I will cut off your tongue."

"Don't worry, miss, I won't say anything."

"You go out first. Let us guard the door, no one can let in. Otherwise, I will take your arm off."

"Yes!" The girl walked out.

I hurriedly dressed, but Beimen Hui stopped me, "Slow down! Do you want to run away after doing something bad? No way!"

"I didn't do anything!"

"How do I know you didn't do it?"

"How do you know I did it? Look at your sheets, there is no blood."

"Nonsense, you didn't cut me with a knife, how could there be blood?"

Cough, there are such ignorant ones.It's really dumbfounding.

"I don't use a knife or a gun, and I'll make you bleed."

"Nonsense, isn't it the same with your fist? I can also make you bleed." As she spoke, she hit me on the nose with her fist.

I grinned in pain.

"Say, how on earth did you get in, and why did you want to go to my bed?"

"Let's put on clothes and talk about it?"

"no!"

"I drank too much last night and got the wrong door. Why is your house the same as Sixteen Niang's?"

"Who said she can only live in this kind of house? I saw her house is beautiful, and I asked my dad to build the same house. But you should know the side of the road?"

"I'm a road idiot, and it's the first day I went to Liu Niang's place. I really can't remember the place, and besides, I drank so much wine."

"Anyway, I don't believe it. You must have planned it beforehand. Have you been eyeing me for a long time?"

"Why? I've never seen you before. I don't even know you live here. I should go back!" I hurried to get dressed.

Beimenhui didn't stop me this time, but just let out a "hum", and pulled the quilt over her body to cover her head.

What do you think I can do this?In the past, I met Yang Xizi who went to the wrong room, and today I went to the wrong door. Fortunately, I drank a lot last night, so maybe I really didn't do anything.

She sat up and said hummingly under the quilt: "I'll forgive you this time, don't make an example!"

"Thank you Miss Seven!"

"This matter must not be made public, otherwise..."

At this time, the voice of a senior official from the North Gate came.

"Fenglan, is Xiaohui still asleep?"

"Yes."

"I heard that this idiot had a drink with that bare-headed hammer last night? Are you okay? I'll go in and have a look."

"Miss is still asleep."

"What are you afraid of when you fall asleep? Let me see what's wrong with my daughter?"

Beimenhui panicked for a moment, and kicked me quickly, and I slipped under the bed in desperation.

There was only a knock at the door, and I saw the big-toed boots of the officials at the North Gate move in.The big boots are wandering around the room, and my eyes are also wandering... Oops!My boots fell outside...***!Why did I forget to put my boots under the bed?I hope Beimenhong can't see these boots.

It's a pity that Beimen Hong is not blind, he lifted a boot, and after a while he dropped it to the ground, shouting loudly: "Come out!"

There is no other way, instead of letting him drag it out, it is better to climb out by yourself.

Before I climbed out and stood still, the officials from Beimen kicked me a few times. Beimen Hui didn't break my nose with his fist, but let this old guy kick my nose. just fine.

"Father, stop!" Beimenhui sat up and yelled loudly wrapped in a quilt.

"What's going on?" The official from the North Gate asked sharply, looking at his daughter and then at me.

It's really hard to say.Why don't you tell the truth, but before I could speak, Beimenhui rushed to say, "I like him! I asked him to come."

"If you like him, tell me, why did you do such a nasty thing after drinking?"

"No matter how bad I am, I won't be as bad as you!"

"You?!" The official from the North Gate asked me again with his eyes wide open, "Did you force her?"

"I didn't. It was a misunderstanding, it was all a misunderstanding. I drank too much last night, and Miss Seven's house was too similar to Sixteen Niang's. I touched the wrong room, but I didn't do anything, really. I didn’t do anything, I fell asleep without taking off my clothes.”

"You nonsense! Don't you know there's a big living person on the bed? Are you coaxing a three-year-old?"

"Abba, I asked him to come here, I like him, and I want to marry him!"

"You..." The North Gate official turned around and asked me again, "What do you think should be done?"

"I... I'm already engaged at home."

"You're talking nonsense again, aren't you? Didn't you say that you don't know who your parents are? How did you get engaged when you were on the mountain with your master since you were young?"

"I'm really engaged. It's my junior sister. I didn't have the nerve to say at the time that my master adopted us. Later, my junior sister was captured by the gourd thief. But I have to wait for her, I can't do it." Heartless people!" It seems that my ability to make up nonsense is becoming more and more perfect, not only can we make up times, but also blend with reason.

Beimen Huidao: "I didn't ask you to marry me alone? When your little junior sister is found, you can marry her again! ——Father, you know everything anyway, so you can ask a matchmaker to tell us about the match." Well, what if I get pregnant?"

I don't know why Beimen Hui said that?Did she really think I did something to her?

"Okay, okay! You go out first." The official from the north gate said to me, "This matter is not over yet, I still have to talk to you, but you can't run away, and you can't talk nonsense, remember Are you staying?"

"remember."

I put on my shoes and was about to leave, but the official at the north gate said, "No, what should you do if someone sees you when you leave? You are lucky to have a good girl like me! That's enough, don't run around. , tidy yourself up later, find a lady's clothes to put on, and then wrap your face, and wait for the sedan chair to pick you up. Carry it to my room first. Sixteen Niang and other ladies want to ask, just say my I have been having nightmares for two days, and you guarded the door for me last night. Remember?"

"remember."

"No matter what, I can't ruin the reputation of my Beimen family. Did you hear that?"

"Understood." I nodded quickly.

"Let's put our backs on our backs and ask Xiaohui to put on the clothes quickly."

The North Gate officials and I carried our bodies on our backs.

Wow, what a surprise discovery, there is a mirror that can see Beimenhui's naked body, of course I didn't see the whole thing, it just passed by in a flash, but I still caught it.After all, the high official at the North Gate is not too old and dim-sighted, and I think he has seen it too.

Beimen Hui said "Okay", and the senior official of Beimen flicked his sleeves and left, glaring at me viciously and helplessly. .

I turned my back and didn't move.Looking at Beimen Hui in the mirror.

This matter is really fucking bad, now that he is attached to such a master, can he still escape?However, Beimen Hui stood up to protect me at a critical moment, which still moved me.

"You fucking mane! Did you see it in the mirror just now?"

When I was thinking about Beimenhui's good times, Beimenhui got out of bed, put on her shoes, found the mirror and regained her original face and scolded me hard.

"I do not have!"

Beimenhui burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing laughing?"

Beimen Hui held a bronze mirror and shone in front of me, "Look at how miserable you are!"

In the mirror, I was really in a mess, with blood all over my face and chin, and the stubble of my beard and hair growing out.

"Fenglan!" Beimen Hui called out, and a girl walked in.

"Give him a grooming and grooming!"

Feng Lan looked at my head and smiled, "How do you comb this?"

Beimen Hui also smiled, "Then wash him up."

Fenglan played with me for a while, then put on flowered clothes for me, covered my head and face.

Fenglan waited on Beimen Hui to wash and wash.

"You have picked up a big deal, a flower like me can be inserted into your cow dung so easily."

"The horoscope hasn't been written yet, in case the two of us want to disagree..."

"Shut your crow's mouth!" Beimen Hui threw a comb at me, and I caught it.

"I'm already sleeping in the same bed with me, so what's the point? I only believe in the fate of marriage, not bad characters!" Beimen Hui said and looked back at me.

If I really marry Beimen Hui, it will be very difficult for me to get away in the future.Moreover, although Wang Yuanwai refused to engage us in Furong's martial arts contest to recruit relatives, this fact is already a fact, and many people know that Furong and I are a couple.It's just that I hide my name in Beimen's house, so it's not appropriate to leak my real background.

Beimen Hui was talking to me without saying a word, only to hear Cui Chengyuan shouting outside the door: "Miss Qi, please get your friend into the sedan chair!"

With a wink from Beimenhui, Fenglan helped me out, so I twisted my body on purpose, trying to be as young as possible.

At the gate, the bearers all stared at me, but luckily I only showed one pair of eyes, so I wasn't afraid to look.

Cui Chengyuan looked at me suspiciously, and I lowered my head very low, pretending to be very shy.

Fenglan helped me into the sedan chair.

It is said that it is the first time for a young girl to sit in a sedan chair, and for me, an old man, it is also the first time for me to sit in this kind of sedan chair. This sedan chair is a bit low, and I can only bend my waist.

The bearer couldn't help laughing while carrying it.

"Master Cui, do the officials of the North Gate want to change their tastes? How did you find such a master?"

"To be honest, it's really possible. In the past few days, the high-ranking officials have never left that Hangzhou beauty. Maybe they want to adjust the seasoning."

"I think this lady's waist is really thick."

"What do you mean thicker? To be honest, there is no waist at all."

"He's still tall, though."

"To be honest, I looked familiar, but I couldn't remember who it was."

"Maybe she's a pretty lady, why don't we lift her veil and see?"

"You want to die! You dare to touch the women of high-ranking officials. To be honest, I have never looked at the women of high-ranking officials. There are too many wives, and there are no wives in my eyes."

"Come on, Master Cui, I saw you holding Wu Niang's hand that day."

"Don't talk nonsense, this is a matter of losing your head."

"Okay, Master Cui, as long as you cover our brothers, our brothers will definitely rot in your stomach!"

How the hell is it far away, why can't it be reached?I opened the car curtain to take a breath, and quickly put it down as soon as it was opened. I didn't expect Jing Jingjing and Gong Suran to follow closely behind the car...