The pretty girl next door has just grown up
Chapter 100 The Illiterate Master
Bearing the heartache, he invited Zhou Hengyu to have a meal, Lin Tian wondered if Yang Decai would reimburse him for the meal.As expected of a secretary, a meal including cigarettes and wine cost close to five thousand. These guys really know how to eat and drink.
When Lin Tian was about to drive away, as soon as he closed the car door, he saw a black shadow on his windshield.
Said, brother dog, this guy is not here to touch porcelain!Nima, this is too obvious, okay? Do you have the professionalism of an actor?
Opening the door, Lin Tian first adjusted the rearview mirror on the car.
He pulled the guy lying on his car down.
"Dude, didn't you take your medicine when you went out?" Lin Tian said carelessly.
Seeing that aggrieved face, Lin Tian threw the guy in his hand out.
That dirty face, and that head of unruly and greasy long hair, isn't that Lin Jumang!
Lin Tian felt that it was superfluous for him to ask that he didn't take medicine. If he knew it was this guy, he would just throw it out. He wouldn't even take medicine.
"Brother, help me!" Lin Gomang said with a bitter face.
"Oh? How do you say? I think you are living a good life!" Lin Tian said with a smile.
Lin Jumang didn't speak, he lowered his head and pointed behind him.
Lin Tian tilted his head, okay!Yingyingyanyan is a group of beauties, chattering non-stop.
Listening carefully, Lin Tian's goosebumps fell all over the floor.
"Xiao Mangmang, go back with my sister, she will love you very much"
"Xiao Linlin, I was wrong, although I don't know where I was wrong, but I must be wrong, you come back with me, I will warm your bed!"
Lin Tian listened to what those women said.The expression on her face is very exciting, I didn't expect this guy to become a public lover, these women are not blind!Take a closer look.Well, all eyes were fixed on Lin Jumang, as if he couldn't tolerate anything else.
"Didn't you hypnotize these guys?" Lin Tian asked in surprise.
Lin Jumang nodded aggrievedly.
"Your uncle, when did you have this ability!" Lin Tian wondered.
When he turned around and looked for Lin Jumang again, this guy was crawling into his car with his ass pouted, climbing from the driver's seat to the passenger's seat.
After Lin Tian saw it, he kicked that nasty ass directly.
Lin Jumang accepted it with his back, and directly pressed against the car door over there.But fortunately it's here.
"Brother, you're so skilled, it's really comfortable, get in the car, and let me experience the sensation of sex!" Lin Jumang said with a smirk on his face.
There was a black line on Lin Tian's forehead, this guy's thinking is too weird.
He opened the door and went straight in.Honked the horn.
Put the reverse gear on and step on the accelerator.
Lin Jumang blew a kiss to the windshield.
Lin Tian felt disgusted.He slammed the steering wheel and turned the car over.
"Hey, I'm handsome, but I'm not good, senior brother, look at me, don't I look coquettish!" Lin Jumang wiped his dirty face and said to Lin Tian with a cheap smile.
If it wasn't for driving, Lin Tian really wanted to slap this thing on the windshield.
"You have no wind at all, only show." Lin Tian scolded angrily.
Lin Jumang raised his arm, sniffed it vigorously, then picked up his clothes and sniffed it.Then he extended his arm to Lin Tian's nose.
He said with an innocent face: "Brother, you smell it, why didn't I smell that I have a dirty smell?"
Lin Tian slammed on the brakes and stopped the car.He pulled Lin Jumang over.
"If you pretend to be dead again, believe it or not, I'll knock you out, strip you naked, and throw you into the group of girls!"
After speaking, let go of this thing and continue driving.
Lin Jumang muttered something in his mouth.Listen carefully, it turns out that this guy is singing, but not a word is in tune.
"Where do you live? I'll take you back!" Lin Tianbai, Lin Jumang, asked angrily, with noisy ears.
Lin Jumang didn't speak, and kept mumbling in a low voice.
When Lin Tian saw him ignoring him, he couldn't get angry and cursed in his heart.Fuck, Nima!I can't bear it anymore, if I hold it back, I guess my prostate will have problems in a while.
Find a place and park the car.Opened the door and went straight out.
Lin Jumang tilted his head and shouted, "Brother? Where are you going? Take me with you!"
Before he could finish speaking, Lin Tian opened the co-pilot's door and dragged the guy out.
Without saying a word, fists and feet greeted him.
Lin Jumang was more honest, he kept protecting his face, and let Lin Tian give him a violent beating.Wait for Lin Tian to stop.The guy raised his head and said with a bitter face: "Brother, give me a reason!"
"What reason do you want?" Lin Tian said angrily.
"You hit me like that just now, don't you have a reason!" Lin Jumang grinned and said, as if if Lin Tian didn't give a reason, he would go berserk.
"There's no reason, just because you're upset!" Lin Tian said with a smile.
Then he patted Lin Jumang's face.
Lin Jumang actually patted the dust on his body, and muttered something that made Lin Tian want to beat him up again: "What are you doing! The clothes I just changed today are dirty again!"
Nima!Did you just change your clothes?Pick it up from the trash!This piece of oil stain, that piece of patch, I really don't know if this guy really doesn't know, or there is no skin on the face at all.
After Lin Tian finished the fight, he was out of breath.Every time he sees this guy, if he doesn't beat him up, he will feel uncomfortable, a typical bitch.
"What did you come to see me for, don't tell me that your appearance is just a coincidence!" Lin Tian said lightly.
Lin Jumang's grinning appearance once again proved that this guy is a bitch, and Lin Tian felt agitated in his heart when he looked at him with a flattering smile.
"Senior brother, you know me, we have the best relationship, how could I come to you just because of something!" Lin Jumang said flatteringly.
Lin Tian rolled his eyes, this guy's mind is too difficult to figure out.If he doesn't say it, no one really knows what he's here for.
"Don't get close to me, if something happens, just tell me!" Lin Tian shrugged and said.
Lin Jumang's face, which was still smiling just now, was now sprinkled with a layer of bitterness.
"Brother, you are so inhuman, how could you treat me like this!"
Lin Tian rolled up his sleeves when he heard that this guy was not serious.
Lin Jumang saw that Lin Tian was about to beat him up, so he quickly said, "No, senior brother, I say it's not enough! Master let me stay by your side and help you well!"
"Oh?" Lin Tian looked at Lin Jumang suspiciously.
"Brother, master seems to be very happy recently. He said that we Tiandaomen do not belong to Dashan, so we want you to make contributions outside!" Lin Jumang said with a bitter face.
Make contributions?Where did the word come from!Primary school did not graduate it!Your uncle, as expected, that dead old man, master, is still the same as before, and he can't find his way to talk!Lin Tian complained in his heart that he had never seen that the master was still illiterate before.
Don't care what the old man means, just look at the guy in front of you, you know that you can't get rid of him, you might as well follow him, let him be honest by your side, and make the most of it.
"Ahem, following me like this will make me feel very sad. Look at your clothes, what are you wearing? If you follow me, you have to clean yourself up!" Lin Tian said angrily.
"Senior brother, I don't want to wear something like this either. Think about the money you got last time. You didn't give me a penny. I don't have a dime on me. I came back hungry and just had a full meal. I was kicked out by the master. Also, the master didn’t give me a dime when I came here! You know I’m..."
"Stop, talk again, I'm going to beat someone!" Lin Tian hurriedly stopped the guy, and he didn't know how long he would go on like this.
"Come on, I'll take you to clean it up, and I'll give you a motorcycle by the way!"
My Harley can't be cheap for the police station, it's just right for this guy to ride, and it saves this guy from sitting next to him making noise.
Lin Tian also tried to communicate with Lin Jumang, but every time there was no good result, this guy always forced himself to beat him up to be honest.
Although his whole body looked dirty, it was only his face and hair, which was obviously intentional.
After taking a shower, I took this product to the barber shop.
I have to say that after taking a bath, Lin Jumang looked much more handsome. If it weren't for the dirty clothes, this guy would definitely be regarded as a proud male peacock. The pheasant is more beautiful, and it can be regarded as a peacock in a mountain nest.
"Senior Brother, parents who suffer from body and skin, can I not cut my hair!" Lin Jumang said with a serious face.As if he is a filial son.
"Get out! If you want to follow me, you have to do what I say!" Lin Tian was not in a good mood.
The parents who are still in body, hair and skin, probably if this guy sees his own biological parents, he will definitely save them with his own hands.But when it comes to parents, Lin Tian is also a little sad. I don't know where Lin Jumang's parents are, and where are his own parents?Not the same as him.
Pressing Lin Jumang on the chair, Lin Tian said to the barber: "How handsome, how to fix it, you can figure it out!"
The barber smiled and said, "Don't worry."
With a short hair, it seems that he has become much more energetic.
However, Lin Jumang was still a little dissatisfied with his hairstyle, and finally asked the barber to shave on both sides of his head, which looked like scars.
Lin Tian looked at this guy, wondering if he was wrong, if he made him so handsome, would the beauties ignore him in the future.
"Well, not bad!" Lin Tian nodded and said against his will.
"Brother, look, if you can get me some clothes, I don't want a good set of Anima!" Lin Jumang said with a smile.
The barber on one side suppressed his smile and corrected: "Sir, that's Armani!"
"It's okay, Anima Armani is almost the same!"
Lin Tian twitched fiercely in his heart. Sure enough, this guy is not an ordinary person. With him by his side, his price will drop accordingly!
After giving the money, Lin Tian took the product directly to the wholesale market.Bought a lot of stall clothes.
"Brother, you can't do this. Last time I worked for you, no matter how you say it, you can get a few million! You are exploiting Chiguoguo, you are so skinny!" Lin Jumang yelled strangely.
Many people around the market cast strange glances.
Fuck!God, did I owe this guy something in my previous life, or why would I harm myself like this!
When Lin Tian was about to drive away, as soon as he closed the car door, he saw a black shadow on his windshield.
Said, brother dog, this guy is not here to touch porcelain!Nima, this is too obvious, okay? Do you have the professionalism of an actor?
Opening the door, Lin Tian first adjusted the rearview mirror on the car.
He pulled the guy lying on his car down.
"Dude, didn't you take your medicine when you went out?" Lin Tian said carelessly.
Seeing that aggrieved face, Lin Tian threw the guy in his hand out.
That dirty face, and that head of unruly and greasy long hair, isn't that Lin Jumang!
Lin Tian felt that it was superfluous for him to ask that he didn't take medicine. If he knew it was this guy, he would just throw it out. He wouldn't even take medicine.
"Brother, help me!" Lin Gomang said with a bitter face.
"Oh? How do you say? I think you are living a good life!" Lin Tian said with a smile.
Lin Jumang didn't speak, he lowered his head and pointed behind him.
Lin Tian tilted his head, okay!Yingyingyanyan is a group of beauties, chattering non-stop.
Listening carefully, Lin Tian's goosebumps fell all over the floor.
"Xiao Mangmang, go back with my sister, she will love you very much"
"Xiao Linlin, I was wrong, although I don't know where I was wrong, but I must be wrong, you come back with me, I will warm your bed!"
Lin Tian listened to what those women said.The expression on her face is very exciting, I didn't expect this guy to become a public lover, these women are not blind!Take a closer look.Well, all eyes were fixed on Lin Jumang, as if he couldn't tolerate anything else.
"Didn't you hypnotize these guys?" Lin Tian asked in surprise.
Lin Jumang nodded aggrievedly.
"Your uncle, when did you have this ability!" Lin Tian wondered.
When he turned around and looked for Lin Jumang again, this guy was crawling into his car with his ass pouted, climbing from the driver's seat to the passenger's seat.
After Lin Tian saw it, he kicked that nasty ass directly.
Lin Jumang accepted it with his back, and directly pressed against the car door over there.But fortunately it's here.
"Brother, you're so skilled, it's really comfortable, get in the car, and let me experience the sensation of sex!" Lin Jumang said with a smirk on his face.
There was a black line on Lin Tian's forehead, this guy's thinking is too weird.
He opened the door and went straight in.Honked the horn.
Put the reverse gear on and step on the accelerator.
Lin Jumang blew a kiss to the windshield.
Lin Tian felt disgusted.He slammed the steering wheel and turned the car over.
"Hey, I'm handsome, but I'm not good, senior brother, look at me, don't I look coquettish!" Lin Jumang wiped his dirty face and said to Lin Tian with a cheap smile.
If it wasn't for driving, Lin Tian really wanted to slap this thing on the windshield.
"You have no wind at all, only show." Lin Tian scolded angrily.
Lin Jumang raised his arm, sniffed it vigorously, then picked up his clothes and sniffed it.Then he extended his arm to Lin Tian's nose.
He said with an innocent face: "Brother, you smell it, why didn't I smell that I have a dirty smell?"
Lin Tian slammed on the brakes and stopped the car.He pulled Lin Jumang over.
"If you pretend to be dead again, believe it or not, I'll knock you out, strip you naked, and throw you into the group of girls!"
After speaking, let go of this thing and continue driving.
Lin Jumang muttered something in his mouth.Listen carefully, it turns out that this guy is singing, but not a word is in tune.
"Where do you live? I'll take you back!" Lin Tianbai, Lin Jumang, asked angrily, with noisy ears.
Lin Jumang didn't speak, and kept mumbling in a low voice.
When Lin Tian saw him ignoring him, he couldn't get angry and cursed in his heart.Fuck, Nima!I can't bear it anymore, if I hold it back, I guess my prostate will have problems in a while.
Find a place and park the car.Opened the door and went straight out.
Lin Jumang tilted his head and shouted, "Brother? Where are you going? Take me with you!"
Before he could finish speaking, Lin Tian opened the co-pilot's door and dragged the guy out.
Without saying a word, fists and feet greeted him.
Lin Jumang was more honest, he kept protecting his face, and let Lin Tian give him a violent beating.Wait for Lin Tian to stop.The guy raised his head and said with a bitter face: "Brother, give me a reason!"
"What reason do you want?" Lin Tian said angrily.
"You hit me like that just now, don't you have a reason!" Lin Jumang grinned and said, as if if Lin Tian didn't give a reason, he would go berserk.
"There's no reason, just because you're upset!" Lin Tian said with a smile.
Then he patted Lin Jumang's face.
Lin Jumang actually patted the dust on his body, and muttered something that made Lin Tian want to beat him up again: "What are you doing! The clothes I just changed today are dirty again!"
Nima!Did you just change your clothes?Pick it up from the trash!This piece of oil stain, that piece of patch, I really don't know if this guy really doesn't know, or there is no skin on the face at all.
After Lin Tian finished the fight, he was out of breath.Every time he sees this guy, if he doesn't beat him up, he will feel uncomfortable, a typical bitch.
"What did you come to see me for, don't tell me that your appearance is just a coincidence!" Lin Tian said lightly.
Lin Jumang's grinning appearance once again proved that this guy is a bitch, and Lin Tian felt agitated in his heart when he looked at him with a flattering smile.
"Senior brother, you know me, we have the best relationship, how could I come to you just because of something!" Lin Jumang said flatteringly.
Lin Tian rolled his eyes, this guy's mind is too difficult to figure out.If he doesn't say it, no one really knows what he's here for.
"Don't get close to me, if something happens, just tell me!" Lin Tian shrugged and said.
Lin Jumang's face, which was still smiling just now, was now sprinkled with a layer of bitterness.
"Brother, you are so inhuman, how could you treat me like this!"
Lin Tian rolled up his sleeves when he heard that this guy was not serious.
Lin Jumang saw that Lin Tian was about to beat him up, so he quickly said, "No, senior brother, I say it's not enough! Master let me stay by your side and help you well!"
"Oh?" Lin Tian looked at Lin Jumang suspiciously.
"Brother, master seems to be very happy recently. He said that we Tiandaomen do not belong to Dashan, so we want you to make contributions outside!" Lin Jumang said with a bitter face.
Make contributions?Where did the word come from!Primary school did not graduate it!Your uncle, as expected, that dead old man, master, is still the same as before, and he can't find his way to talk!Lin Tian complained in his heart that he had never seen that the master was still illiterate before.
Don't care what the old man means, just look at the guy in front of you, you know that you can't get rid of him, you might as well follow him, let him be honest by your side, and make the most of it.
"Ahem, following me like this will make me feel very sad. Look at your clothes, what are you wearing? If you follow me, you have to clean yourself up!" Lin Tian said angrily.
"Senior brother, I don't want to wear something like this either. Think about the money you got last time. You didn't give me a penny. I don't have a dime on me. I came back hungry and just had a full meal. I was kicked out by the master. Also, the master didn’t give me a dime when I came here! You know I’m..."
"Stop, talk again, I'm going to beat someone!" Lin Tian hurriedly stopped the guy, and he didn't know how long he would go on like this.
"Come on, I'll take you to clean it up, and I'll give you a motorcycle by the way!"
My Harley can't be cheap for the police station, it's just right for this guy to ride, and it saves this guy from sitting next to him making noise.
Lin Tian also tried to communicate with Lin Jumang, but every time there was no good result, this guy always forced himself to beat him up to be honest.
Although his whole body looked dirty, it was only his face and hair, which was obviously intentional.
After taking a shower, I took this product to the barber shop.
I have to say that after taking a bath, Lin Jumang looked much more handsome. If it weren't for the dirty clothes, this guy would definitely be regarded as a proud male peacock. The pheasant is more beautiful, and it can be regarded as a peacock in a mountain nest.
"Senior Brother, parents who suffer from body and skin, can I not cut my hair!" Lin Jumang said with a serious face.As if he is a filial son.
"Get out! If you want to follow me, you have to do what I say!" Lin Tian was not in a good mood.
The parents who are still in body, hair and skin, probably if this guy sees his own biological parents, he will definitely save them with his own hands.But when it comes to parents, Lin Tian is also a little sad. I don't know where Lin Jumang's parents are, and where are his own parents?Not the same as him.
Pressing Lin Jumang on the chair, Lin Tian said to the barber: "How handsome, how to fix it, you can figure it out!"
The barber smiled and said, "Don't worry."
With a short hair, it seems that he has become much more energetic.
However, Lin Jumang was still a little dissatisfied with his hairstyle, and finally asked the barber to shave on both sides of his head, which looked like scars.
Lin Tian looked at this guy, wondering if he was wrong, if he made him so handsome, would the beauties ignore him in the future.
"Well, not bad!" Lin Tian nodded and said against his will.
"Brother, look, if you can get me some clothes, I don't want a good set of Anima!" Lin Jumang said with a smile.
The barber on one side suppressed his smile and corrected: "Sir, that's Armani!"
"It's okay, Anima Armani is almost the same!"
Lin Tian twitched fiercely in his heart. Sure enough, this guy is not an ordinary person. With him by his side, his price will drop accordingly!
After giving the money, Lin Tian took the product directly to the wholesale market.Bought a lot of stall clothes.
"Brother, you can't do this. Last time I worked for you, no matter how you say it, you can get a few million! You are exploiting Chiguoguo, you are so skinny!" Lin Jumang yelled strangely.
Many people around the market cast strange glances.
Fuck!God, did I owe this guy something in my previous life, or why would I harm myself like this!
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