"Lin Tian, ​​can you tell me what this thing does?" Zhang Xiaoning's voice came from the bathroom.

Lin Tianxun walked over, and Zhang Xiaoning was squatting beside the toilet with a curious face, looking left and right.Seeing his curious look, Lin Tian almost died of joy in his heart.Is this guy pretending to be confused with himself, or I really don't know!

"That's a washbasin!" Lin Tian leaned against the door and said with a smirk.

Zhang Xiaoning stood up, gestured with his hands, scratched his head and said, "The washbasin in this city is too low!" After speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to wash his hands.

Lin Tian grabbed him and said angrily: "You Shanpao, Princess Ayi Tubie is your aunt! That's a toilet, it's convenient!"

Zhang Xiaoning stared in surprise and said, "Is such a white thing convenient to use? I just heard that there is money in the city, but I didn't expect that even the urinal is made of porcelain!"

Looking at Zhang Xiaoning's expression, it looks like the real thing, could it be that this kid is really an idiot?

"Don't pretend to be an idiot in front of me, you can recognize so many luxury cars, you said you have never seen a toilet?" Lin Tian pouted and asked.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoning scratching her head in embarrassment, she took out a crumpled coloring page from her pocket.

Lin Tian looked at this guy curiously, what is he holding in his hand?

"Hey, it's all here, I know all the signs of those cars!" Zhang Xiaoning said with a smile.

Lin Tian was completely convinced, and he had seen the soil beetle before, and Lin Jumang was considered one, but he had never seen such a top-quality soil beetle!It's simply a monster among ground turtles.

He took the coloring page in his hand and threw it into the trash can.

Zhang Xiaoning quickly picked it up and said angrily, "Why did you throw it away for me? It was brought back by Erya when she went down the mountain."

"Who is Erya?" Lin Tian asked curiously.

This guy who appeared out of nowhere didn't seem to be that simple.No matter what, it's better than offending him. With this guy here, maybe there will be more fun out of thin air.

"Erya is my childhood sweetheart's Erya!" Zhang Xiaoning said obsessively.

Damn it, the guy who turned into a nympho this second is actually sick!I thought he could only show this expression when he saw Yuting.

"Forget it, you can live here! I have taken over the entire fifth floor." Lin Tian patted himself on the head, there was really nothing he could do about this turkey.

"Can I live in all the rooms?" Zhang Xiaoning asked happily.

"Fart, you can live in this room, don't run around and scare my students, I can't finish with you!" Lin Tian said angrily.

Regarding Zhang Xiaoning's behavior of the turtle, Lin Tian didn't delve into it, but hurried to the beach to have a look around.Thinking of the beauties in bikinis in that place, Lin Tian's heart fluttered for a while.

This bastard Zhang Xiaoning wanted to go with Lin Tian, ​​saying that he was going to talk to the goddess about his ideals in life.Let Lin Tian stare, he quickly smiled embarrassingly, and then followed Lin Tian silently.

The two walked out of the gate of the resort, walked through a bamboo forest, and came directly to the beach.

The golden beach is particularly dazzling in the sunset, and it seems that the sand all over the ground is shining.

The white waves rushed onto the beach in bursts, with the sound of rushing, which made people feel refreshed.

Lin Tian was wearing orange beach shorts with coconut trees and a pair of flip flops.There are indeed quite a few people who wear this way, but none of them pinned the mobile phone of the local tyrant Jin Ai crazy in their underpants like Lin Tian did.

Except for the pair of slippers that have something to do with the beach, the rest of Zhang Xiaoning's body doesn't match at all. The whitened jeans and the washed-out T-shirt are nondescript no matter how you look at them.

Lin Tian looked around him, it was quite lively.Those who play beach volleyball, those who pack up tools after basking in the sun, and those who walk hand in hand under the sunset seaside.

There are also a few girls playing against the waves by the sea.The sound is mixed with the sound of the waves, and there is a youthful smile on the face.

There were also a few girls sitting under umbrellas drinking juice and chatting.

Oh, why are there still men, who are so embarrassed to come out in underpants with their fat body, their brains are squeezed by the door!

And that, fuck, it's already so black, I guess you don't need a passport to go to Africa!Aren't you afraid of being misunderstood and "sent back to your country"?

The sand on the beach is very soft and warm from the sun, Lin Tian simply threw the slippers aside and stepped on them with his bare feet.

"Mom! The sea is really big, no wonder everyone said they stayed on the mountain for a long time, so they want to go to the seaside to have a look!" Zhang Xiaoning said involuntarily.

Lin Tian almost fell down, what is this?Feeling it!

But just now I was just interested in this guy, and I haven't asked how he got here.

"Zhang Xiaoning, how do you know we're here?" Lin Tian asked curiously.

Zhang Xiaoning smiled, the smile on his face was so simple that Lin Tian thought he was delusional.

"I came from Mount Huangshan. I climbed two hills first, then found a tractor, and finally reached the road, climbed a car, and I was here when the car stopped!" Zhang Xiaoning said.

Nima!Lin Tian really wanted to slap this guy to death!Having said so much, there is not a word that I want to know.

"I'm not interested in how you came here, Jin Ming, what I want to know is, how do you know we're here?" Lin Tian said angrily.

"Oh, what are you talking about! Two people sent me here, it's a beautiful Bentley!" Zhang Xiaoning said after thinking for a while.

Why is it a very beautiful Bentley, this soil turtle is showing off to himself that he is well-informed!Lin Tian looked at the guy's smug expression and guessed.

But hearing what Zhang Xiaoning said, Lin Tian was even more curious about the owner of that Bentley, what was it about?Was the thing on the highway accidental or deliberate?

"Do you know those two people?" Lin Tian asked with a smile.

Zhang Xiaoning looked at Lin Tian like an idiot and said, "I know them and still borrow money from you?"

"Then why did they drive you here for no reason?" Lin Tian asked curiously.

"I would have forgotten about this matter if you didn't tell me. They asked me what conflict I had with you. But I didn't speak all the way, so they sent me here!" Zhang Xiaoning scratched his head and said.

"Is there such a good thing? You have shared all the good things about the dog!" Lin Tian said angrily.

Lin Tian said this on purpose, he did this on purpose, he wanted to provoke Zhang Xiaoning, to see how evil this guy was, and by the way, he wanted to find out the origin of this guy.

"My old man said that I have such a bad life!" Zhang Xiaoning said with a smile.

Just when Lin Tian was about to say a few words to Zhang Xiaoning, a crisp voice came from behind him.

"Handsome, I can't block the sea if I sit here"

Lin Tian was taken aback for a moment, but he couldn't understand what it meant.But the woman in front of him was quite attractive.A head of wet hair was attached to his chest, there were still a few strands of hair on his forehead, and there was no blemish on his pure white face.

She was wearing a red bikini, with two pieces of cloth pasted on the pair of breasts, and two raised dots could be vaguely seen.

Bai Huahua's two hemispheres are exposed, and the deep cleavage is probably not a problem to pick up a chopstick.

Looking down, there are two small red strings around the waist tied to a pair of briefs that are not as big as a palm.

"What did you say?" Lin Tian asked, staring at the woman's chest.

"I said you can't block the sea," the woman said with a smile.

The two white and tender little white rabbits trembled wildly, up and down, Lin Tian was really afraid that these two little things would suddenly fall down.I can't wait to go up and help her.

But after looking at it, I heard what the woman said clearly, but I didn't understand what it meant.

"What do you mean, I don't understand!"

The woman became a little impatient, and said with a look of contempt: "You bumpkin, you don't even know what it means to block the sea!"

**, why does this woman speak like this!I'm not a native of Longhai, who knows what you mean!

In the spirit of breaking the casserole and asking the bottom line, Lin Tian asked without giving up: "Dare to ask girl, what does it mean to block the sea!"

"It means not to get in the way! Dude!" the woman said with a look of contempt.

"Um, I want to explain this to him!" Zhang Xiaoning said first.

"Oh? Explain what?" The woman looked at Zhang Xiaoning curiously.Even Lin Tian looked at him curiously, what can this guy explain to himself?

"This gentleman is from Ayi Tubie Country, so it's your fault that he is a bumpkin, he should be called Tubie!" Zhang Xiaoning explained brazenly.

The woman covered her mouth and giggled a few times, the white ball of flesh bouncing and bouncing in the air.

Without even thinking about it, Lin Tian kicked towards Zhang Xiaoning.While kicking, he said: "Your uncle, you are from Ayi Tubie Kingdom, you are the big brother of Ayi Tubie Kingdom!"

The woman was a little tired from laughing, and stroked the hair on her forehead with her hand, stretched out her hand and said to Lin Tian: "Hello, my name is Zhao Dami, let's get to know each other!"

**, this is really open enough!This name is good, it really lives up to its name!Grandma has chest hair, I really didn't expect such a good thing like a dog to exist!

Lin Tian stretched out his hand and shook this woman, it was as soft as water, cold and boneless.Just this pair of small hands is enough to make people think of a lot.

Just holding it for less than three seconds, I heard a roar next to me.

"Hun Dan, let go of that girl!"

Lin Tian followed the sound and saw a strong man in briefs looking at him angrily.

This he-mother is a whole chimpanzee!The brain is sick!I have a dime relationship with the girl shaking hands.

"King Kong, shut up, whoever I shake hands with is my freedom!" Zhao Dami said angrily.

In fact, she was annoyed by this chimpanzee, and deliberately came to Lin Tian to strike up a conversation.The purpose is to irritate the chimpanzee.

According to the character of the chimpanzee, he had to beat up the guy in front of him, and then he could let the flow take its course and ignore the chimpanzee forever.

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