The pretty girl next door has just grown up
Chapter 58
After Lin Tian sent Song Yihan home, he called Lu Cheng directly.In his heart, he would be very anxious, worried about who rescued Yang Decai's father and daughter, and even more anxious, if the things he promised could not be done properly, how could he mess around in front of Zhou Rui's students in the future?
After making two phone calls, Lu Cheng blocked them, which made Lin Tian a little depressed, and wandered around on his bike.
I don't know if God is against Lin Tian, the car ran out of gas not long after we left, and Lin Tian was so angry that he wanted to pull Tang Tang out of the Silver Demon and smoke it hard.Damn, let you say that you are a lucky elf, and dare to lie, you will be beaten to death!
Perhaps Tangtang heard Lin Tian's thoughts, and Tangtang's aggrieved voice came from Lin Tian's mind: Daddy, you wronged me again, this time is good luck, okay?
Lin Tian got out of the car and squatted on the side of the road sullenly.
"This benefactor, the poor nun sees you with a hostile expression..."
"Are you a nun?" Lin Tian, who was worrying and having no fun, looked up and saw a little nun, and immediately became interested. Before she finished speaking, he asked with a smile.
"The poor nun is a monk, and the donor has a hostile look on his face. The poor nun has a bag of consecrated corn here. If you buy it home, a pot of popcorn is guaranteed to dispel your hostility."
Lin Tian made a "poof", almost biting his tongue without laughing.Look at this little nun again, with a plain and elegant face, delicate features, a pointed nose, and pink lips.Tsk tut sighed: "It's a pity to be a nun with such a handsome appearance!"
"Do you want 500 yuan to consecrate the corn?" Lin Tian was willing to talk to the little nun, since he was idle anyway.
The little nun said sternly, "Just five yuan is all you need!"
This made Lin Tian wonder, now that the streets are full of beggars in make-up, nuns and monks begging everywhere, why this little nun only needs five yuan.
"It's better for benefactors to kill less. Cause and effect can be changed. Violence is the most harmful to peace. It's not that you don't report it, it's that the time has not come!" The little nun was talking about Buddha, and Lin Tian was stunned when she said it.
"This, I'm so sorry, I was wrong, I won't buy your corn, because I'm not superstitious!" Lin Tian was afraid that the little nun would continue to pester her, so he could only say no to her, listened to what she said, and put Lin Tian's back was covered in cold sweat.
"The essence of Buddhism, there is no difference between superstition and orthodox belief. Buddhism is Buddhism. The basic content of Buddhism is the same everywhere, and it will always be the same. Buddhism is born from the sea of great compassion and wisdom of the great enlightened Buddha, Sakyamuni Sakyamuni. It is a kind of teaching that is full of wisdom, kindness, light, coolness, and comfort. Please do not lie."The little nun said lightly, but there was an indescribable firmness in her voice.
Lin Tian was startled, sir, could it be that he met a real nun?What kind of dog is this shit!
"donor"
Seeing Lin Tian ignoring her, the little nun said in a pretty voice, "Benefactor?"
This time Lin Tiancai realized that she was calling herself.
"Are you a real ni... No, are you a real monk?" Lin Tian asked suspiciously.
"Why does the benefactor ask such a question?" the little nun asked back.
This time Lin Tian really believed it, and once again beat Tangtang hard in his heart, this is the so-called lucky!
"Master, I was wrong, I really shouldn't question you, I bought this corn, can't I buy it!" Lin Tian said with a bitter face.
The little nun shook her head, with an inscrutable look, which made Lin Tian inexplicably hurt. This girl is not trying to show off for herself, she wants to raise the price!
"Benefactor, you can call me little master, only a monk who has attained the Tao can be called a master!"
Lin Tian sighed, but luckily the price has not increased!What the little nun said next made Lin Tian jump up from the ground.
"Since the benefactor wants to consecrate the corn so much, it must be of great use. This time, the poor nun is ordered by the master to save people from the sea of suffering. The benefactor is a person in great distress. In fact, the poor nun can follow the benefactor. , you only need to give a simple meal and light meal to the donor.”
This made Lin Tian worry about his head. Give her some steps, and she will push her nose on her face. This is absolutely impossible.
"Little master, I think the two of us are progressing too fast, let's talk first, at least get to know each other!" Lin Tian said with a wretched look on purpose.
The little nun was holding a rosary in one hand, clasped the other hand together and said: "Donor, please don't worry too much. The poor nun is naturally doing it for the sake of the benefactor. Please think twice."
Lin Tian would wish that a stone would fall from the sky and hit him on the head, Nima, where is the little nun from!
"Actually, I think there are countless people like me who are in great distress in the world. Since the little master has a heavy responsibility on his shoulders, why don't you go and rescue them one by one, and just hanging by my side, wouldn't it be a small loss."
"The benefactor has a good heart, so it can be seen that the poor nun's guess is correct: I would rather fall into the hell of Avici than give up all sentient beings. There is a saying in the Buddha's words: saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Donor, please stop trying to persuade me!" The little nun hung the rosary on her neck this time, and clasped her hands together.
This made Lin Tian anxious, rolled his eyes, and wondered in his heart whether to let this little nun back out.Unexpectedly, before he opened his mouth, the little nun spoke.
"Because of the heart, the benefactor must want to drive me away. The poor nun has made up his mind, please stop talking."
Give birth to your sister!Did you make a mistake!Where did Lao Tzu come from the heart, where did you see it!Lin Tian slandered for a while.
"The benefactor is lying in his heart again!" The little nun said lightly.
This made Lin Tian a little guilty. Could it be that this little guy still has mind reading skills?Can't help being a little curious.
"Hey, what should I call you? Which sect are you from?"
"The name of the poor nun: Yuting. I am under the tutelage of Nian Ci Nunnery." The little nun clasped her hands together, her appearance was not to mention very serious.
"Huh? Yu Ting, your master is really an expert. He can give you such a dharma name. Dare to ask how old the master is?" Lin Tian asked with a big smile.I was so happy about this meeting, I didn't expect to encounter such a fun thing.
I quickly filtered the Buddhist sects I knew in my mind, and I thought about it, but I didn't expect that there was a Nianji Temple.
"Why is the benefactor laughing?" The little nun looked at Lin Tian puzzled.
Lin Tian stopped laughing, looking at the little nun's puzzled look, the more he looked at it, the more amusing he became.
"Master Yuting! I want to know why your master gave you such a dharma name!"
The little nun's voice was full of pride and said: "Because the master said, my name is most likely to be remembered by the secular people."
"Your master didn't lie to you." Lin Tian saw that Lu Cheng didn't answer the call, and he couldn't leave anyway, so he just chatted with the little nun here.
Looking at this little nun again, she has red lips, white teeth, good looks, two bright eyes on a face like a jade plate, light brows and pointed nose, but she doesn't know if she has been shaved or not.With such a face, it is too uneconomical to become a monk.If Lin Tian were a woman, with such a face, she would definitely not be a nun!
"Of course what the master said is true, monks don't tell lies!" The little nun shook her head, Lin Tianzhen hoped that the hat would fall off, and let herself see what it was like inside.
"Didn't your master tell you that all men are bad people? Especially those like me who can eat people without spit out their bones!" Lin Tian said viciously.At the same time, I blamed myself deeply in my heart: I can't help it, I'm so handsome, I'm so flamboyant, even a nun can't resist the temptation.
The little nun glanced at Lin Tian, then took out a photo from her pocket and compared it: "You are not a bad person!"
Lin Tian wondered, "How do you know?"
The little nun took out the photo in her hand and shook it in front of Lin Tian's eyes.
Your uncle!What kind of heart does this little nun's master have!He gave a photo of Grandpa Bi and said he was a bad guy.Who can look like that, isn't this obviously deceiving the little nun!But after thinking about it, the idol of middle-aged and elderly women may be Grandpa Bi!However, her master is a monk!Where did the idol come from!
"Er...what did your master tell you?" Lin Tianxiao's stomach hurts.
The little nun put the photo in her pocket and said: "My master said, if you meet a man with that appearance, you should stay away..."
"Okay, stop, let's not talk about that now. I seriously suspect that you are not a monk!" Lin Tian said seriously.Just kidding, even if this little nun is a real monk, she can't let her follow her!Who knows if it's just another oil bottle.Wrong, it has something to do with Tuoyouping, who knows if she will want to reboot herself.For the sake of her own sexual life, she couldn't let her succeed no matter what.
"Why did the benefactor say that, monks dare not lie!" the little nun said lightly.
Lin Tian rolled his eyes, stood up, patted his buttocks and said, "Then let me ask you, are you Sutra Buddhism or Tantric Buddhism!"
"Have you ever seen the successor of Esoteric Buddhism? In fact, the sects of Buddhism are all illusions. In the final analysis, we still want to lead people to be good and save all living beings." The little nun smiled and solved Lin Tian's question.
Lin Tian had been hoping that the little nun would say that she was from Tantra, so that he could refute her back, but now it seemed that he had miscalculated again.Obviously, the nun in front of him really couldn't be real anymore.
However, Lin Tian still asked with the mentality of giving it a try: "Why don't you go for alms?"
The little nun looked at Lin Tiandao suspiciously: "The benefactor obviously has the answer in his heart, why bother?"
Then there was a burst of phone ringing.Lin Tian hurriedly touched himself, still wondering when he changed the color ring.He touched his phone and saw that it was not his phone.
At this time, I saw the little nun on the opposite side take out the latest version of the love crazy mobile phone from her cloth pocket.
"Hey master, I have found the sufferer!" the little nun said happily.
"Enen, practice in the world, I know, I will remember, don't worry, Master"
"Enn, I know, when I meet such a bad person, I will hide far away."
"Goodbye Master"
Lin Tian's mouth almost fell to the ground, and seeing the happy look on the little nun's face, he must be the sufferer she said.Lin Tian was about to cry, how could she look like a nun who became a monk, she was a fair-skinned and beautiful nun!
ps: There is such a setting for Mao.
Everyone said that such a setting would be read by someone!There are flowers to take, and tickets to take.
After making two phone calls, Lu Cheng blocked them, which made Lin Tian a little depressed, and wandered around on his bike.
I don't know if God is against Lin Tian, the car ran out of gas not long after we left, and Lin Tian was so angry that he wanted to pull Tang Tang out of the Silver Demon and smoke it hard.Damn, let you say that you are a lucky elf, and dare to lie, you will be beaten to death!
Perhaps Tangtang heard Lin Tian's thoughts, and Tangtang's aggrieved voice came from Lin Tian's mind: Daddy, you wronged me again, this time is good luck, okay?
Lin Tian got out of the car and squatted on the side of the road sullenly.
"This benefactor, the poor nun sees you with a hostile expression..."
"Are you a nun?" Lin Tian, who was worrying and having no fun, looked up and saw a little nun, and immediately became interested. Before she finished speaking, he asked with a smile.
"The poor nun is a monk, and the donor has a hostile look on his face. The poor nun has a bag of consecrated corn here. If you buy it home, a pot of popcorn is guaranteed to dispel your hostility."
Lin Tian made a "poof", almost biting his tongue without laughing.Look at this little nun again, with a plain and elegant face, delicate features, a pointed nose, and pink lips.Tsk tut sighed: "It's a pity to be a nun with such a handsome appearance!"
"Do you want 500 yuan to consecrate the corn?" Lin Tian was willing to talk to the little nun, since he was idle anyway.
The little nun said sternly, "Just five yuan is all you need!"
This made Lin Tian wonder, now that the streets are full of beggars in make-up, nuns and monks begging everywhere, why this little nun only needs five yuan.
"It's better for benefactors to kill less. Cause and effect can be changed. Violence is the most harmful to peace. It's not that you don't report it, it's that the time has not come!" The little nun was talking about Buddha, and Lin Tian was stunned when she said it.
"This, I'm so sorry, I was wrong, I won't buy your corn, because I'm not superstitious!" Lin Tian was afraid that the little nun would continue to pester her, so he could only say no to her, listened to what she said, and put Lin Tian's back was covered in cold sweat.
"The essence of Buddhism, there is no difference between superstition and orthodox belief. Buddhism is Buddhism. The basic content of Buddhism is the same everywhere, and it will always be the same. Buddhism is born from the sea of great compassion and wisdom of the great enlightened Buddha, Sakyamuni Sakyamuni. It is a kind of teaching that is full of wisdom, kindness, light, coolness, and comfort. Please do not lie."The little nun said lightly, but there was an indescribable firmness in her voice.
Lin Tian was startled, sir, could it be that he met a real nun?What kind of dog is this shit!
"donor"
Seeing Lin Tian ignoring her, the little nun said in a pretty voice, "Benefactor?"
This time Lin Tiancai realized that she was calling herself.
"Are you a real ni... No, are you a real monk?" Lin Tian asked suspiciously.
"Why does the benefactor ask such a question?" the little nun asked back.
This time Lin Tian really believed it, and once again beat Tangtang hard in his heart, this is the so-called lucky!
"Master, I was wrong, I really shouldn't question you, I bought this corn, can't I buy it!" Lin Tian said with a bitter face.
The little nun shook her head, with an inscrutable look, which made Lin Tian inexplicably hurt. This girl is not trying to show off for herself, she wants to raise the price!
"Benefactor, you can call me little master, only a monk who has attained the Tao can be called a master!"
Lin Tian sighed, but luckily the price has not increased!What the little nun said next made Lin Tian jump up from the ground.
"Since the benefactor wants to consecrate the corn so much, it must be of great use. This time, the poor nun is ordered by the master to save people from the sea of suffering. The benefactor is a person in great distress. In fact, the poor nun can follow the benefactor. , you only need to give a simple meal and light meal to the donor.”
This made Lin Tian worry about his head. Give her some steps, and she will push her nose on her face. This is absolutely impossible.
"Little master, I think the two of us are progressing too fast, let's talk first, at least get to know each other!" Lin Tian said with a wretched look on purpose.
The little nun was holding a rosary in one hand, clasped the other hand together and said: "Donor, please don't worry too much. The poor nun is naturally doing it for the sake of the benefactor. Please think twice."
Lin Tian would wish that a stone would fall from the sky and hit him on the head, Nima, where is the little nun from!
"Actually, I think there are countless people like me who are in great distress in the world. Since the little master has a heavy responsibility on his shoulders, why don't you go and rescue them one by one, and just hanging by my side, wouldn't it be a small loss."
"The benefactor has a good heart, so it can be seen that the poor nun's guess is correct: I would rather fall into the hell of Avici than give up all sentient beings. There is a saying in the Buddha's words: saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Donor, please stop trying to persuade me!" The little nun hung the rosary on her neck this time, and clasped her hands together.
This made Lin Tian anxious, rolled his eyes, and wondered in his heart whether to let this little nun back out.Unexpectedly, before he opened his mouth, the little nun spoke.
"Because of the heart, the benefactor must want to drive me away. The poor nun has made up his mind, please stop talking."
Give birth to your sister!Did you make a mistake!Where did Lao Tzu come from the heart, where did you see it!Lin Tian slandered for a while.
"The benefactor is lying in his heart again!" The little nun said lightly.
This made Lin Tian a little guilty. Could it be that this little guy still has mind reading skills?Can't help being a little curious.
"Hey, what should I call you? Which sect are you from?"
"The name of the poor nun: Yuting. I am under the tutelage of Nian Ci Nunnery." The little nun clasped her hands together, her appearance was not to mention very serious.
"Huh? Yu Ting, your master is really an expert. He can give you such a dharma name. Dare to ask how old the master is?" Lin Tian asked with a big smile.I was so happy about this meeting, I didn't expect to encounter such a fun thing.
I quickly filtered the Buddhist sects I knew in my mind, and I thought about it, but I didn't expect that there was a Nianji Temple.
"Why is the benefactor laughing?" The little nun looked at Lin Tian puzzled.
Lin Tian stopped laughing, looking at the little nun's puzzled look, the more he looked at it, the more amusing he became.
"Master Yuting! I want to know why your master gave you such a dharma name!"
The little nun's voice was full of pride and said: "Because the master said, my name is most likely to be remembered by the secular people."
"Your master didn't lie to you." Lin Tian saw that Lu Cheng didn't answer the call, and he couldn't leave anyway, so he just chatted with the little nun here.
Looking at this little nun again, she has red lips, white teeth, good looks, two bright eyes on a face like a jade plate, light brows and pointed nose, but she doesn't know if she has been shaved or not.With such a face, it is too uneconomical to become a monk.If Lin Tian were a woman, with such a face, she would definitely not be a nun!
"Of course what the master said is true, monks don't tell lies!" The little nun shook her head, Lin Tianzhen hoped that the hat would fall off, and let herself see what it was like inside.
"Didn't your master tell you that all men are bad people? Especially those like me who can eat people without spit out their bones!" Lin Tian said viciously.At the same time, I blamed myself deeply in my heart: I can't help it, I'm so handsome, I'm so flamboyant, even a nun can't resist the temptation.
The little nun glanced at Lin Tian, then took out a photo from her pocket and compared it: "You are not a bad person!"
Lin Tian wondered, "How do you know?"
The little nun took out the photo in her hand and shook it in front of Lin Tian's eyes.
Your uncle!What kind of heart does this little nun's master have!He gave a photo of Grandpa Bi and said he was a bad guy.Who can look like that, isn't this obviously deceiving the little nun!But after thinking about it, the idol of middle-aged and elderly women may be Grandpa Bi!However, her master is a monk!Where did the idol come from!
"Er...what did your master tell you?" Lin Tianxiao's stomach hurts.
The little nun put the photo in her pocket and said: "My master said, if you meet a man with that appearance, you should stay away..."
"Okay, stop, let's not talk about that now. I seriously suspect that you are not a monk!" Lin Tian said seriously.Just kidding, even if this little nun is a real monk, she can't let her follow her!Who knows if it's just another oil bottle.Wrong, it has something to do with Tuoyouping, who knows if she will want to reboot herself.For the sake of her own sexual life, she couldn't let her succeed no matter what.
"Why did the benefactor say that, monks dare not lie!" the little nun said lightly.
Lin Tian rolled his eyes, stood up, patted his buttocks and said, "Then let me ask you, are you Sutra Buddhism or Tantric Buddhism!"
"Have you ever seen the successor of Esoteric Buddhism? In fact, the sects of Buddhism are all illusions. In the final analysis, we still want to lead people to be good and save all living beings." The little nun smiled and solved Lin Tian's question.
Lin Tian had been hoping that the little nun would say that she was from Tantra, so that he could refute her back, but now it seemed that he had miscalculated again.Obviously, the nun in front of him really couldn't be real anymore.
However, Lin Tian still asked with the mentality of giving it a try: "Why don't you go for alms?"
The little nun looked at Lin Tiandao suspiciously: "The benefactor obviously has the answer in his heart, why bother?"
Then there was a burst of phone ringing.Lin Tian hurriedly touched himself, still wondering when he changed the color ring.He touched his phone and saw that it was not his phone.
At this time, I saw the little nun on the opposite side take out the latest version of the love crazy mobile phone from her cloth pocket.
"Hey master, I have found the sufferer!" the little nun said happily.
"Enen, practice in the world, I know, I will remember, don't worry, Master"
"Enn, I know, when I meet such a bad person, I will hide far away."
"Goodbye Master"
Lin Tian's mouth almost fell to the ground, and seeing the happy look on the little nun's face, he must be the sufferer she said.Lin Tian was about to cry, how could she look like a nun who became a monk, she was a fair-skinned and beautiful nun!
ps: There is such a setting for Mao.
Everyone said that such a setting would be read by someone!There are flowers to take, and tickets to take.
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