Lucky Dragon

Chapter 1 Beauty Interviewer

Chapter 1 Beauty Interviewer

In the talent market in Guanghai City, there is an endless stream of people shuttled through the talent market with their resumes, hoping to find a good job.

A man in his early twenties, wearing a white T-shirt and beach pants and flip-flops, with slightly messy hair, stood at the entrance of the talent market. He looked at the sign erected on the edge with a somewhat indignant expression.

"What, you have to pay an entry fee of ten yuan to enter!" The man's strange voice startled the passers-by beside him. "It's too expensive. If I can't find a job, my food money for a day will be gone."

Passers-by showed disgusted expressions when they heard the man's words, this man is too picky!If you want to find a job, you still hate this and that. Everyone passing by him consciously keeps a distance from him.

"Well, brother, discuss it, can you let me go in and have a look first, if you find a job, I will pay your admission fee?" Yu Ze leaned over to the security guard standing guard at the door with a flattering expression.

"No!" The security guard looked at Yu Ze with an idiot's eyes, shook his head and refused.

"Brother, I think you are handsome and unrestrained, and you must be not a stingy person. In this way, you can pretend that you can't see me, so how about letting me go in and have a look?" The negotiation failed, and Yu Ze began to brag about his eyes. This security guard looks a lot like a certain movie star, but that star specializes in playing clowns.

"Cough..." The security guard was flattered by Yu Ze's praise, "Well, someone told me that. But, I still can't let you go."

"You!" Yu Ze wanted to curse, but in desperation he reached out and took out a handful of wrinkled coins from his pocket, counted ten yuan and stuffed them into the hands of the security guard, "here! Your uncle, if I If you can’t find a job, you will definitely settle accounts with you.”

After finishing speaking, regardless of the security guard's stupefied expression, he swaggered in.

In the talent market, there are many recruiting units, and some applicants stand at the recruitment desks of various enterprises and ask carefully.The venue is very large, with an event space of [-] square meters, it can accommodate hundreds of people looking for jobs at the same time, and Yu Ze is one of them.

"What should I do?" Seeing all kinds of jobs, Yu Ze fell into a situation where it was difficult to choose.

"A certain bar is recruiting a waiter, with a monthly salary of [-] plus commission, and provides board and lodging."

"The group applies for a cleaner, with a salary of [-] plus bonus, and can participate in company activities and travel every year after five years of service."

"Recruitment of clerks, monthly salary of [-], air-conditioned office, simple work, timely salary payment, only female!"

Looking at the recruitment notices one by one, Yu Ze was a little dazzled. He walked inward from the outside of the venue, and Yu Ze didn't know what kind of job to look for.

Suddenly, Yu Ze saw a recruitment unit full of people. Out of curiosity, he walked over slowly, looked up and saw the recruitment notice read: "Assistant to general manager, monthly salary [-], not including Board and lodging, after becoming a full-time employee, the salary will start at [-]!"

Logically speaking, such a job is not uncommon in the talent market. Why are there so many people who come to inquire? This makes Yu Ze curious.

"Brother, your money is lost." Yu Ze rolled his eyes and patted the shoulder of a man who was pushing forward frantically, and said with a smile.

"Ah!" The man didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but when he heard that the money was lost, he quickly turned his head and looked. There was a dollar lying quietly under his feet. He quickly bent down to pick it up. When he stood up, Yu Ze Already in front of him.

"Damn! Shameless." The man knew he had been deceived, and with a strange cry he joined the army ahead.

It was only when Ze squeezed to the front that he discovered why this group of people were scrambling to apply for this position. It turned out that the interviewer of this company was a beautiful woman.

The female interviewer was wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, her jet-black hair was coiled up, and she was wearing an OL business attire. Her skin was as fair as fat, her face was delicate and flawless, and her lips were as thin as a cicada's wing, painted with pink lipstick. Under the illumination of the light, it looks like the heroine in a small movie in a certain country. While attracting attention, people can't help but daydream about her.

"Everyone, don't worry, first hand over your resume to the colleagues next to me, and then introduce yourself in brief words." The female interviewer said calmly, her expression unchanged in the face of the crowd of nearly twenty or thirty people.

"I'm here to apply for the job!" Yu Ze propped his hands on the table, his body was constantly pushed forward by the crowd pushing forward, and his face was less than [-] centimeters away from the female interviewer, just a short distance away. Just a little bit can kiss Fangze.

"You beasts, stop pushing!" Suddenly, Yu Ze uttered a strange cry, and leaned forward, almost kissing the beautiful interviewer, causing panic to flash in the beauty's eyes.

"Interviewers, please line up one by one and stay rational, otherwise we will not consider hiring you!" The colleague next to the female interviewer stood up helplessly and rushed towards the group behind Yu Ze who were eager to squeeze in. The person in front said.

"Brothers, we are here to find a job. We are all qualified people. Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, line up!" A voice rang out from the crowd, and the fellow jumped into the queue while everyone was stunned after speaking. ran to the front.

"Fuck, shameless!"

"You brat, you're moving fast."

"Queue up, if you're late, you'll have to go to the back."

Seeing that the applicants who came to the job in a mess just now are now lined up in an orderly manner, the colleague of the beautiful interviewer sat down with a smile, and wiped his sweat secretly, my God, these stinky men are really cool!Seeing a beautiful woman seems desperate.

"Sir, please briefly introduce yourself in one sentence and the reason why you want to apply for this position." The female interviewer spoke, her breath was blue, her voice was sweet, and her voice was like fairy music blasting in everyone's ears .

"This gentleman?" The female interviewer looked at Yu Ze motionless, frowned and lowered her head. Seeing that the front of her chest was open, she buttoned it up with a blushing face.

"Ah!" Yu Ze smiled awkwardly. He was too busy looking at the beautiful scenery just now, but forgot what she said. After listening clearly for the last time, Yu Ze sat on the stool and coughed, and said slowly: "I My name is Yu Ze, 23 years old, no father and no mother, height 1.7 meters five, measurements..."

"Sir, could you please be brief?" The female interviewer was cold, I want you to briefly introduce, why did you report your measurements, what's the use of men's measurements?

"Oh, I'm sorry, I saw that you were too involved and couldn't extricate yourself for a while." Yu Ze coughed and continued: "Are you asking me why I should apply for this position?"

Seeing the beauty nodded, Yu Ze smiled, stroked his hair and raised his face, saying solemnly: "Because you are beautiful and have a good figure, which man doesn't want such a woman. As the saying goes, you get the moon first." , The first step in picking up a girl is to have more contact with her, and it will be convenient to start after getting to know her."

Ignoring the astonished expression of the female interviewer and the disdainful voices of the crowd, Yu Ze continued: "Of course, this is just my idea. I am still very serious about my work. I know how to serve tea, pour water, wash clothes and mop the floor. If the other party needs some special service, as long as the price is right, I can still consider it."

Yu Ze said brazenly, without a trace of blush on his face. On the other hand, the female interviewer's face was already red. Even though she was well-informed and met different people, such a bold and outspoken person like Yu Ze , she was seeing her for the first time.

"Beauty, beauty! Why don't you speak? Could it be that I didn't understand enough?" Yu Ze lowered his head and looked at the female interviewer, asking puzzledly. He felt that his answer was very reasonable!Beauty, that man doesn't want to have sex, it's just that some people dare to think about it.

"No, no!" The female interviewer had already messed up Yu Ze's thick skin, and when he heard that he was going to continue, she shook her head and said, "Your name is Yu Ze, right? I remember you, Leave your resume and I will let you know when there is news."

Yu Ze paused when he heard the words, and immediately wondered: "I don't have a resume, why don't I write you a phone number?"

"Well, that's fine." The female interviewer said, took out a piece of paper and a pen from the drawer and handed it to Yu Ze, who took it and quickly filled in a number.The font is very scribbled, but generally speaking, it is still understandable. After the female interviewer put it away, she said: "Okay, you can go, there will be news within three working days."

"Oh!" Yu Ze didn't expect that an interview would be over so quickly, and a lot of self-introductions he had just prepared hadn't been spoken yet, which is really boring.Nodding in response, Yu Ze stood up, smiled at the female interviewer, and said, "Hi, beauty, what's your name?"

Just as the female interviewer was about to answer, a man standing behind Yu Ze was not pleasing to the eye. He pushed Yu Ze hard into the crowd behind him, and at the same time shouted: "I don't have any resumes." You rookie, don't occupy the latrine and don't shit. Let you go!"

Yu Ze left, but left a deep impression on the female interviewer. After interviewing nearly 50 men who came to apply for the job and received more than [-] resumes, none of them could make her feel good. The idea of ​​hiring, before she left, she only took a piece of paper, a piece of paper with a string of scribbled characters on it.

"Yu Ze, he is really an interesting person." This is the evaluation of him by the beautiful interviewer.

Yu Ze wandered around the talent market for three times, but he couldn't find an ideal job position. When he went out to the talent market and wanted to ask the security guard to refund the money, he found that the security guard had changed his post. No more, he swore he would never listen to the advice of the cousin of Wang Mazi's wife next door and come to the shitty talent market to find a job again.I was extorted for nothing for a day's meal money, and I haven't found a job yet.

Counting the remaining 28 yuan and [-] cents in his pocket, Yu Ze left the talent market with a howl.