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Volume 1 Chapter [-] The Morning of Estrus

Ever since he accidentally peeked at Aunt Hua taking a bath that day, Gou Diu'er has been bored to the core.

Aunt Hua's white body always appeared in front of his eyes, especially the two dangling lumps on his chest, which made his lower body thicker after a while, causing him to go to the toilet countless times run.

As soon as the rooster crowed for the first time, Gou Diu'er woke up, and the job was overwhelming again, and he couldn't do it no matter what.He wondered, how could things that are usually soft and bulky grow so big all of a sudden?After working for a long time, it was still half stiff, so I had to get dressed, took a dung basket from the pigsty, and wanted to go out to collect some dung to accumulate manure.

The people in the village are diligent, but they are not young people like Gou Diuer.Those who are old have already got up early to collect manure and accumulate manure.

Gou Diuer sang as he walked, and he learned that song from his third sister-in-law who married from Shanxi.The third sister-in-law often sings, and he learns it when he sings - I want to kiss and want to make my wrist (that) soft, and I can't hold a bowl with chopsticks.Wanting to kiss me makes my heart flustered, boiled dumplings and made a pot of yam eggs...

Humming and chirping around for a long time, he didn't see a pile of horse dung. It seemed that he fell behind others. Which uncle got up earlier than him, and the dung had already entered other people's dung baskets.

It was getting brighter and brighter, and the outline of the mountain village appeared.Humming a ditty while thinking about the two lumps of dog throwing on Aunt Hua's chest, he realized that he was already on the way to Nanshan.

Gou Diuer looked back while walking, he had lived in this small mountain village called Bangchuigou for 18 years.In the morning light of summer, the thin mist envelops Bangchuigou, like a woman's body under a tulle. Gou Diuer loves this scene very much.

After finally finding two piles of cow dung, Gou Diuer seemed to have found a treasure, so he quickly put down the basket and shoveled the half-dried cow dung into the basket. "A crop is a flower, and the family depends on fat", this is what his father said.His father is a good farmer who serves Lao Zhuan'er, and he has two brushes for growing crops, otherwise the people in their second team would not let him be the production team leader.

Seeing that it is getting farther and farther away from the village, it has reached the foot of Nanshan Mountain. Gou Diuer felt the work on his crotch, um, yes, it has softened.I feel better.

As long as those aunts, aunts and sisters-in-law saw him pitching a tent, they all came to touch him with malicious intentions.It's no wonder that people say that "the appearance of a quack can also buckle the billet", which is most suitable for Gou Diu'er. His father, Lao Zhuaner and his mother's servant sister are all put in the crowd to be pawed and pawed. He was a very ordinary-looking person, but he gave birth to such a good-looking son, and the women in the village said he was inferior all the time.

When he was young, the sister-in-law next door loved to touch his little nipples: "Duer, what are you doing?" When he opened the villa, he didn't know how to answer. Later, the old servant Zhuaner told him, and he got two very classic answers. .

"Douer, what is this for?"

"Pee!"

"What else are you doing?"

"Throw seeds!" Then he turned around and ran.Because these two answers are too classic, people will laugh once they are asked.People took the trouble to ask, and he took the trouble to answer.

Now that he's grown up, people seem to have forgotten the name Si Jae Duan.

When he was in school, the teacher followed suit and called him Gou Diuer.He sometimes hated grandma, why did he have such an uneducated nickname.I heard his mother said that grandma thought he was too good-looking, and was afraid that he would not be easy to raise. She said that he was given a cheap nickname, so that he would have fewer illnesses and disasters in the future.

It seems that going to Nanshan is really the right way, and the harvest is really not small. The donkey dung, horse dung and cow dung in the back basket are almost full.He sang the song "Want to Kiss" no less than ten times, and decided to sing it again before going home.

Looking around, I couldn't even see a person's hair, so I let go of my throat - I miss you, I miss you, I really miss you, I haven't eaten a grain of rice for three days...

"Sigou Diu'er, howling like a ghost, you scared me!" Er Xing appeared out of nowhere and yelled at him.It doesn't matter this shout, Gou Diu'er was so frightened that he took a big step back.

"Second sister, people are scary, scary!" Patting his chest, Gou Diu'er took a step forward and put the dung basket on the ground.

"I woke up early and came here to howl, are you scaring me or am I scaring you?" Er Xing raised her eyebrows slantingly, her eyes seemed angry or resentful, Gou Diu'er didn't know if it was just a look.

"I'm working hard, picking up manure to accumulate manure, look at this big basket of manure..."

"Go, go...it stinks, damn dog dier!" Er Xing said, "It stinks", but instead of stepping back, she took a few steps in his direction, twisting her thick black braid. Putting it on his chest, tangling his fingers, biting his lip, his face was a little red.

"Second Sister, what are you doing here so early? Didn't you also come to pick up dung? What's wrong with your face?" Gou Diu'er saw her blushing and deliberately teased him.

"What's the matter? Is there something dirty?" Er Xing didn't answer the first half of the sentence, but was particularly concerned about the second half, and asked hastily.

"Haha...Second Sister is thinking about spring!" Gou Diu'er burst into laughter suddenly, sat down on the field ridge, and patted his thigh without any image.

"Damn boy, you are teasing me! See if I don't strangle you to death." Er Xing rushed over with all her teeth and claws, and made a gesture to pinch Gou Diuer's neck. The son stood up very well.

"Second Sister, Second Sister...don't pinch me, oh, you're really going to do it." Gou Diuer was touched by Er Xing's soft body, and said in his mouth, but his hand couldn't help but touch Er Xing's little girl. The thin waist is hugged tightly.

"You little boy, you have no good intentions, see if I don't strangle you to death." With Er Xing's strength, Gou Diu'er, who was sitting on the ridge of the field, was pushed down, and her two lips were knocked together. .

Time stopped right there, Er Xing had lived a year longer than Gou Diuer, and the weapon under him was ready to go, she knew what was going on.

"Second Sister, you smell so sweet!" Gou Diuer murmured with his eyes blank, and suddenly pressed Er Xing's lips to his own. He didn't talk about the skills, so he gnawed together randomly.

In the early morning mist, the tut-tsk sounds of young men and women were especially loud in the quiet air.

"Sigou Diu'er, you bullied me! Look, I won't complain to my servant, Lao Zhuaner!" Si Zaiduan, who was immersed in sex, felt drops of water falling on his face, and Er Xing followed. "Bagua Lianhuan Zhang", but instead of being hit on the face, it was hit on the shoulder.

Seeing Er Xing crying, Gou Diu'er's heart tightened, and he wanted to reach out to wipe away the teardrops, but he was afraid of being hit by her again, so he withdrew his hand embarrassingly.If Er Xing really told Zhuan'er the waiter, it would be strange if his father didn't skin him.

Seeing Gou Di'er standing up with his hands on his hands in a daze, Er Xing laughed "Hey, do you like me?" This question stunned him, and he ordered after a while. nod.

"You look dead!" Er Xing straightened her clothes, twisted her plump buttocks, and left.

Looking at Er Xing's back, Gou Diu'er's heart was suddenly filled.Er Xing is a good girl, hardworking and good-looking, the two of them often played together when they were young, they were in the first class at school, walked together after school, played house and she was his wife, "Er Xing, you will be my wife!" ——This is the most domineering and revealing thing he said when he was a child.

After Er Xing grew up, the two of them didn't like talking too much when they met, especially when there were many people.Gou Diu'er could sense that there was an inexplicable emotion in Er Xing's watery eyes.Her gaze, like an embroidery needle, would always make his heart tremble.

Er Xing's twisting figure disappeared into the morning mist.Gou Diu'er just picked up the dung shovel on the ground, put the dung basket on his back, no longer had the mind to pick up dung, and went home with mixed feelings.

Before he entered the courtyard, he heard the commotion in the courtyard of his house, pigs squawking, accompanied by his father's servant Lao Zhuan'er scolding.

The waiter Zhuan'er is a diligent person, "rises at dawn, cleans the court" - this job is never supervised by the waiter's sister-in-law.The yard is very clean and watered.

"Father, what are you doing this early in the morning?" Gou Diu'er didn't know what to do as he watched Shi Laozhuan desperately fighting a big pig in the pigsty.

"Your father is going crazy. When the pig was born in spring, I said gelling, but he said no, and now he thinks about it again, he insists on gelling, he is crazy!" The sister-in-law was holding a scoop of corn in her hand. , surrounded by a group of chickens, desperately trying to grab the food at the feet of the sister-in-law.

"What do you know, you stupid old woman? I say you are a scorpion, and you are muttering early in the morning!" The waiter Zhuan'er raised his dark and thin face and said angrily: "You son of a bitch, don't come in yet. Press the pig for me!"

"Can you gelding?" Gelding is a technical job, and it must be done by experienced people.In Gou Diuer's impression, his father didn't seem to have these two brushes.

"Did you underestimate your father? How hard can it be to be a pig? Why don't you just cut that guy up and give him some medicine? Who wouldn't?" The old servant Zhuan'er had already grabbed the pig's tail again, He desperately wanted to push the pig to the ground, but the little pig resisted fiercely, kicking his legs and breaking away from the big thick hands of the servant Zhuan'er.

"It's not a gelding! It's not a gelding! It's fine if something happens to the pigs! I'll go find Li Laoguai." The elder sister-in-law wanted to go out as she said that, but was stopped by the old servant: "I think you dare to go? I'll go first." I gave you to the gelding!"

Hearing such a sentence from his father, Gou Diu'er was almost not happy, for his father is really crazy.Hurry up and jump into the pigsty to help the waiter Zhuan'er catch the pigs.Mrs. Shi was standing at the door of the pigsty, scolding Shi Lao Zhuan'er so hard that she couldn't lift her head.

There are two pigs in the pigsty, mother and son.This sow has very strong fertility. She gave birth to twelve in the last litter, and sold eleven of them.The mother and son have been dealing with the elder Zhuan'er for a while, and they are cheering on their fighting ability.

Gou Diu'er jumped in, and the four pig eyes looked at him hostilely. He was a young man, and he was very flexible. When he came in, he wanted to catch the little pig's hind legs, and wanted to knock the pig down. The little pig was also very flexible. , slipped between the attendant Lao Zhuan'er's legs.

Just as Gou Diu'er was about to turn around, the sow rushed over shaking her head.The waiter Zhuan'er gave a strong kick beside her. The kick was so strong that the sow staggered and fell to the ground, revealing two rows of plump "white buttons".

Gou Diu'er saw the two rows of "white buttons", and the two buttons on Aunt Hua's chest flashed into his mind.The scenery on Erxing's two lumps must be more beautiful.

As soon as he was distracted, the little pig rushed over again and bumped into him hard.Gou Diu'er couldn't stand still, and sat down in the pig trough, leaning on the thin lump with his right hand with great precision.

Raise your hand and look, what is it if it's not pig manure?Gou Diuer was furious, and cursed in his heart: "I'm in heat, and you are in heat too! You piggy, you must be gelded!" Before the little pig could run away, a hand that was stained with pig dung grabbed a hind leg, With one force, the little pig was overturned to the ground.