massaged wet

Of course Liu Mange was very tired after the pipe burst. He felt that few people exhausted his energy like him. He cleaned the battlefield with toilet paper a little, and then threw it into the trash can.

At this time, Liu Mange saw that the trash can was full, and he didn't bother to pay attention to all this. He was so tired that he plunged into his bed and fell asleep.

……

"Damn! Boss, what kind of plane are you doing? It's almost noon, and you are still sleeping, and you are sleeping naked. Are you kidding? Don't you know that school will start tomorrow, and many parents will come to see you off today?" Children, not to mention you are a person who lifts every morning!"

Liu Mange was drowsy, and was suddenly disturbed by shouts. He looked sleepily. It was Gong Lei from the same dormitory.

Liu Mange sat up unwillingly, and found that he was indeed in the morning lifting state. He immediately blocked the disobedient brother with the quilt next to him. When he looked at Gong Lei again, that guy was Staring at him with envious eyes.

well!Liu Mange's guy is too big, so he is very flamboyant, which will make people envious and hate him if he doesn't pay attention.

"You're back! I forgot that school is about to start, it's almost noon? Go and buy me two steamed buns, remember to fill them with leeks, and leeks are also known as aphrodisiacs!"

After saying this, Liu Mangge lay down on the bed again with a thud.

School is going to start tomorrow, so that means - school doesn't start today, so I have nothing to do today, so I can only continue to sleep.

"Wait a minute! Wait a moment!" Gong Lei came to Liu Mangge's bed and pulled him up, "I said boss, why do I only have this little toilet paper left, didn't you use it to fly a kite? "

Liu Mange still wanted to sleep, and said reluctantly: "I used masturbation, yours is not very good, it is too rough, like sandpaper, very uncomfortable, next time remember to go to Taobao to buy toilet paper for masturbation .”

"Damn it!" Gong Lei pointed at Liu Mangge with his feminized orchid and said, "You are too shameless. You used my toilet paper and did dirty things. How can you be civilized?" A little healthier?"

Liu Mange covered the quilt, "Hurry up and buy buns, I want to have a good rest, it's been a bit frequent recently, I want to recharge my energy!"

Liu Mangge didn't hear Gong Lei continue talking, thinking that he might have gone to buy buns, but after about 2 minutes, Liu Mangge suddenly heard Gong Lei yelling, "Damn it! It's a miracle!" Then Gong Lei dragged Liu Mange out of the bed again.

"Boss, is this a good thing you did?" Gong Lei looked very excited and pointed behind the door.

Liu Mange took a look, and he knew what Gong Lei was talking about. There were about ten garbage bags in front of the door, all of which he accumulated in this place because he was too lazy to throw them away.

Liu Mange was upset, this thing was just a little unhygienic, Gong Lei was too excited, no wonder everyone nicknamed him "Woman", this guy is indeed a bit of a woman, it's no big deal of.

Liu Mange nodded, and was about to sleep with his head covered.

Gong Lei reluctantly dragged Liu Mange up again. <Just after the festival, there are no flies or mosquitoes.

Liu Mange glanced at it roughly, and said nonchalantly: "Oh, you didn't mean your toilet paper or something just now, these bags contain everything, and I will return it to you, as for you to keep it for another use or not?" Lost, the choice is yours!"

Gong Lei's eyes were as big as a donkey's eye, and when he looked carefully, it seemed to be bloodshot, "Boss, you are too shameless! I surrendered directly! But...but that's not what I'm talking about, okay, take a closer look ah!"

Liu Mange was a little annoyed, "What are you looking at, can there be flowers growing here! Don't make trouble for nothing, be careful that I will beat you up, and hurry up and buy me a steamed bun. Given your behavior just now, this steamed stuffed bun is a You invited me to eat! We have to be reasonable!"

Gong Lei pointed at those trash bags, then yelled at Liu Mangge with wide eyes, "Yes! It's impossible to grow flowers in here, but mushrooms and black fungus actually grew in it!"

"What?" Liu Mange couldn't believe his ears, "What are you talking about?"

Gong Lei's words quickly attracted Liu Mangge's attention. He felt that this guy had no reason to deceive him, so he didn't have time to get dressed, so he moved closer to those garbage bags to have a look.

The garbage bag is white and transparent, and most of the contents inside are toilet paper, so it should also be white, but now it is really black and dense. Liu Mange took a closer look. There really were a lot of black fungus growing on the toilet paper, and what was surprising was that three black mushrooms the size of teacup lids got out of the garbage bag.

"What's going on? How is this possible?" Liu Mange was puzzled.

"I really kneel down to you!" Gong Lei said devoutly: "I didn't expect, boss, that you accidentally discovered a new method of growing mushrooms while masturbating! This can be patented, maybe You can solve the hunger problem of the people of the world, I really admire you!"

Liu Mange obviously ignored Gong Lei's words, he was still thinking about the mushroom.

"Hey! Ms. Gong Lei, analyze and analyze for me, what is going on here?"

Gong Lei smiled and said: "Boss, don't you know that mushrooms and fungus grow on nutritious humus, presumably the toilet paper in these garbage bags has endured a lot of nutritious things, plus the temperature And the humidity is right, so they bloom the miracle of life!"

"Nutrition? What kind of nutrition is there?" Liu Mange still didn't quite understand.

Gong Lei looked at Liu Mange as if seeing an alien visitor, "Boss, don't you know that our jing and eggs have similar ingredients, they are both highly nutritious!"

"Oh I got it!"

When it comes to the high nutrition of eggs, Liu Mange has a deep understanding. The most common dish he eats is scrambled eggs with leeks. This is not only aphrodisiac, but also jing, which has great nutritional value.

Gong Lei suddenly turned around and found his "Love Crazy 4" from his schoolbag, "This is a miracle of life, I am the one who witnessed this miracle, I will take a photo of this and post it on the Internet to let everyone know Knowing that the masturbation little prince is also a black fungus grower."

Liu Mange leaned forward again, looked carefully for a while and said: "Since these are grown from high-nutrition things, then the mushrooms and black fungus should also be high-nutrition things. We should get a hot pot in the dormitory to eat!"